The Great Father-Son B3@t-Off of the Year 2000

Some of my younger readers may not recall but around the year 2000, the world was in a frenzy thinking that all our computer & electronic systems were gonna get out-of-whack as soon as the clock hit midnight on January 1, 2000.

It seemed like the end of the world back then. I was in high school & *just* finding out about my place in all the genetic nonsense afflicting my family. 

...Needless to say, I was mad as h3ll 🤬

Since I couldn't possibly lay hands on each & every MF that I wanted to at the time, my Grandma Sally & I concocted a plan to have the very worst offenders in our fam basically fight *each other* to the d3@th, on our behalf 😆 #LOL

First up--since the world was allegedly ending & whatnot--were my baby Moe & his daddy/my genetic twin bro, the añt!çhr!$t 😈

It was a whole process, y'all, tryna hype these negroids up to b3@t the Black off each other 🤭

Since we were all enrolled at the same school at the same time & I had overlapping classes with the both of them, I'd chat one of 'em up to get a feel for just how much he hated the other & vice versa. 

I don't think Moe fully grasped the extent of just how f*çked up our genetics were at the time, & apparently was still in the dark about who his *actual* dad was (besides me 😉). 

All either of us knew was that we did *NOT* like that ñ!99@, whoever he was, for effing both of our lives up to the extent that he did.

Anyways. The añt!çhr!$t was (& still *is*) totally obsessed with ya girl, even though I personally couldn't stand his guts (& still can't).

It wasn't that difficult to convince bro to fight anybody at the time--even our baby Moe, who was quite popular with the female students but jih like hated upon by most of the male students 🤷🏾‍♀️ #ItIsWhatItIs

The closer we got to the ominous date of January 1, 2000, the more anticipation built between Moe & his daddy to literally try to b3@t the Black off each other, followers 😂

...Grandma Sally & I could hardly wait, lol.

Finally, the day arrived: 

It was around Thanksgiving of 1999... sort of like an early 'Festivus'-type event for our family. 

We titled it

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"The Great Father-Son B3@t-Off of the Year 2000"

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"But L," some of my friends said.

"That sounds like a circle j3rk-type situation--are you *sure* you wanna title this event... that?"

"Yes, friends," I responded.

"These ñ!gs are CRAY-ZEE. It might just devolve into something that wild."

And--just like that, followers--the future audience for these family shenanigans of ours grew exponentially 😇

When it was finally time for all this to go down, we had damn near the entire student body on our front lawn--including some of the teaching staff, p0l!ce officers & firemen (not necessarily to break things up if things got too wild, but because they were *also* curious about this once-in-a-lifetime event), the local news lady was there... it was hype! 

Grandma Sally & I were there, too, of course--with front-row seats to the nonsense. Grandma even had the outdoor hose ready to spray them negroes zown like some rabid animals, lawd 🤣

Anyways, Moe & his daddy gets to b3@ting--& honestly, the both of 'em put up a good fight.

It's just that--ultimately (& frustratingly!!!)--it was a tie between them 😫

Yes yes, y'all: 

A tie! 👔

I was rooting for my baby Moe, no doubt, but still so heated at the end result 😤 #UGHHH

The full-on a$$ whoopings they inflicted upon one another put them both in the hospital for a period of time, though. 

...But not for *too* long with my twin bro the añt!çhr!$t, seeing as how he heals insanely quick from any injuries he sustains 😒

Actually, so does our baby Moe (must be them 'añt!çhr!$t' genes 🙄) cuz not long after this epic event, the both of 'em were posted up at school again, actin' a plum fool in their own respective ways, haha.

Anywho, followers: 

That was The Great Father-Son B3@t-Off of the Year 2000--& here we are 26 (!!!) years later, alive AF, electronics aglow, still reminiscing about that time it was my biological child Moe vs. his dad/my 1st BD & genetic twin brother the añt!çhr!$t in front of an audience of dozens, right on the front lawn of our family home cuz it was (basically, at the time) the end of the world 🥰

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...#FAMILY, amiright?!

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