Beware the sting of a killa b33... might be fatal to your ego 🐝
Name: J3$$!c@ Lyññ H@rr!s
Birthdate: 9/27/1987
Location: NorCal (specifically, SAC-ramento, CA 🤭🥜)
Why they feelin' The Sting today:
J3$$!e is my first-cousin through our Grandma Sally, my BD/other first-cousin K3v!n's biological sister, & one of my Uncle K3ññy's two kids with a backwoods h!çk of a YT lady I grew up calling "Aunt Sh3rrÿ" 😓
This chick J3$$!e literally waited until I was thousands of miles away from home in DC--with intentions to link up with its cr@zy a$$ in Las Vegas, NV--to not-so-subtly reveal that it's a whole professional s3x worker 😱
Which--fine, #iGetIt:
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Do what- or whoever you gotta do to survive outchea.
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But J3$$!e grew up in a relatively stable, two-parent home & is directly descended from a Black dynasty of *VERY* influential people... 🤔⁉️
It begs the question:
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What in the entire *eff* are you doin', h0e???
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The answer is:
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ANY- & EVERYbody 😒👎👎👎👎
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J3$$!e's got so-called 'sneak' disses for dayssssssss, summarized in the list below taken from my struggle-hustle era of tryna "make it" in Cali while living *directly* on this b!tch J3$$!e's living room sofa:
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J3$$!e got dude, after dude, after dude, after DUDE coming in & out of its apartment, *ALL* hours of the night, always being sure to shoot daggers through its eyes at me on its/their way back to its bedroom 🔪👀
Again: I *over*stand doing what you have to to make it out here, but I *literally* had no personal space of my own, living on a legit pr0$t!tüte's sofa, with only my top-of-the-line laptop to job-hunt-slash-hustle from. Obviously, I could never truly go to sleep in such an environment; who knows what thug a$$ Cali ñ!99@ would smoove walk-off with all my sh!t?! 😤
The rare times I *was* able to get some shut-eye, I'd invariably wake up in the middle of the night to J3$$!e itself standing over me silently, in complete darkness, watching me as I slept (#TF???). I, personally, interpreted this as "s3r!@l ki!!3r" behavior, seeing as how J3$$!e's paternal aunt D3bb!e espoused very similar behavior when I was living under *her* roof 😵💫
I'd confided in J3$$!e around the time of these incidents that a pathological *alleged* ex of mine was so scrawny & weak that when it--completely unprompted--tried to sweep me off my feet, it caused *BOTH* of us to topple to the ground 🤦🏾♀️
Now, I'm not opposed to being swooped up in that way. But if you gonna pull a move like that, *AT LEAST* be sure you can actually pull it off 🤨🥀 #embarrassing
Laughing at the tragedy of it all, I told J3$$!e I'd never felt so "big-boned" in my slim thick life 😆
This h0e J3$$!e actually arranged for one of its frequent nightly male visitors to swoop it up into an embrace--right in front of my face, as I sat on the b!tch janky a$$ sofa--kinda doing aerobic lifts, but using J3$$!e's always-for-sale body as his "weights" 😒
Adding insult to injury, near the end of my "Cali hustle" stay, this h0e wound up preggers with 'whoever's' child 😬 I asked J3$$!e multiple times if it thinks *RIGHT THIS MOMENT* is a good time to have a kid, especially given the type of lifestyle it was leading...
With its entire saggy, deflated pancake t!tty chest, "J3$$!e" (a.k.a. 'J3zz!e' 🙄) fixed its wh0re mouth to say it "Wanted to have kids before the age of 30" anyway; at the time, it was under the assumption that I was its slightly older cousin by about two years, making me ~29 at the time. *IN REALITY,* I'm actually several months younger than J3$$!e 🥴
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If all this 💩 wasn't bad enough, J3$$!e *THEN* had the nerve to freely post increasingly disturbing--& *remarkably* untrue--content to her socials, including the below nonsense:
...Chile.
J3$$!e posting this sh!t was *LITERALLY* the talk of the East Coast in our family--especially since Uncle K3ññy & K3v!n are so chill & quote-on-quote "normal" 🤯
...Obviously, the b!tch is completely unhinged.
But I feel *the most* bad for lil J@yl3n--or whatever TF the kid's name is. He ain't ask to be part of *NONE* of this!!! 🙅🏾♀️🚫
And he's *definitely* gonna grow up hating ALL WOMEN, just off the 'strength' (😒) of who his ain't 💩 so-called mama is. #ThatIsPureFacts, followers 🤦🏾♀️🥀
Once again:
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What a MF *looks like* ain't got a *DAMN* thang to do with their parenting skills, y'all 🤕 #BelieveThat
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On a last note, J3$$!e b!tch:
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🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾 *PLEASE* 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾 take your desperately needed (prescribed!!!) meds, h0e.
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It's totally obvious to everyone *BUT* your insane a$$ that you need them; #JUSTDOIT 💊
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#HBDwh0re 🥳🖕
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