Beware the sting of a killa b33... might be fatal to your ego 🐝
Name: J0v@n@ WhateverItsMiddleNameWas Fl0rüs (a.k.a. "J0@nn@ Fl0r3s," "J0v@ni Fl0w3rs," etc. etc.)
Birthdate: Deceased 💀
Location: Formerly of 'Somewhere in the Midwest' (a.k.a. The Chicagoland Area) via N.Y.C. 🍎
Why they feelin' The Sting today:
J0v@n@ Fl0rü$ was our finger-up-the-b00ty-lovin', h0b0s3xü@!-livin', s3x offending buddy Ch!p@l0 Str33t's college ex-girlfriend.
There being very few Black women of color at our alma mater (at least compared to other ethnic groups), people frequently mistook J0v@n@ & I for one another on-campus--to Miss J0v@n@'s great annoyance 😒
Look, heifer:
If I was being constantly compared to someone far more beautiful, talented, intelligent, etc. than I could *EVER* hope to be, then I might feel a way, too 🤷🏾♀️ #That'sReal
Miss 'H0e-v@n@' took it a step further, though, taking visible delight in being among the so-called 'youngest' at any of our class year's social gatherings.
This h0e heard that ya girl was born in March, right. Which, in this b!tch's deranged mind, would make me several months *older* than its a$$, since she's born in October.
Well, h0e, I never specified which year; I'm a whole *THREE YEARS YOUNGER* than H0e-v@n@'s geriatric, youth-süçkiñg a$$ 🤨🖕
The cherry on top of H0e-v@n@'s tragic delusions regarding its age; desirability; intellect; extreme weight fluctuations; hormonal acne, & so much more was when its so-called man at the time, Ch!p@l0, was revealed to it to be a next-level, pr3d@t0ry s3ri@! r@p!$t & p3d0 who brutally @tt@çked the only other female on campus who looked just like this b!tch J0v@n@--that's according to multiple other students, whether they were Black, YT, Asian, etc. 👀🚨⚠️
H0e-v@n@'s response was--basically--since Ch!p@l0 had never @tt@çked it in that way, that it couldn't *POSSIBLY* have @tt@çked me, H0e-v@n@'s campus doppelgänger, like that 😵💫🥀
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#DeepNegroSpiritualSigh, y'all 🤦🏾♀️
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These deranged heifers literally be ready to go to w@r over these corny, broke cigarette emoji-type dudes, man; it's super tragic 🤢👎👎
IDK what to tell these h0es, other than they need to *really* love themselves (because I don't 🙅🏾♀️) & that I *very much* want more for them.
Which, actually, is still a futile desire. These heifers *clearly* don't know any better than to behave the effed up ways they been behaving since birth.
That's to say:
Any efforts these misguided h0es might *attempt* to make
to live their lives right is gon' massively fail, off rip 🧨
Half these s!üts don't even see the *NEED* for themselves to change their oh-so-very effed up ways.
...And that's cool with me, that's fine.
But in repeatedly--*ENTHUSIASTICALLY*--choosing to *not* change yourselves, offenders, y'all h0es are running the *very real* risk of winding up on a bish's special Prayer List, ya heard 👂🏾
Me & whoever else out there considers themselves a Real One only got but so much time & patience in dealing with so-called 'people' like this.
And I'm *for damn sure* not stressing myself out tryna get some unsalvageable social r3t@rd to see the error of its ways... pssht 😤👎
#WeGrown, ñ!99@s: If you don't 'get it' by now, you pretty much never gonna 'get it,' so... 🧐
Anyways. Moral of the story is:
💰💰💰 I save money, not b!tches or b!tch ñ!99@s 💰💰💰
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#HBDwh0re 🖕🥳🖕
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