Beware the sting of a killa b33... might be fatal to your ego 🐝
Name: Chr!st0ph3r M@tth3w "Catf*çker" F@rm3r
Location: Formerly of the D(M)V, specifically Largo/Upper Marlboro, MD
Why they feelin' The Sting today:
Chr!s F@rm3r is a member of a large family of s3x offenders based in a f@t@!!y corny part of P.G. County, MD.
Chr!s is a pr3d@t0r & s3ri@l r@p!$t who has s3x with felines, children, & has a habit of drügging and r@p!ng women it finds attractive.
Chr!s' accomplice in committing these heinous crimes is was (*past tense*) its younger brother Th3r@n P@tr!ck F@rm3r, who Chr!s also grew up s3xü@!!y @bü$!ng--that's according to their cousin, J@sm!n3 J0n3s.
Chr!s & Th3r@n's mother & primary enabler is Di@n3 Br3nt F@rm3r, an occupational therapist whose bland, ordinary, & tackily-decorated suburban home was used to commit a majority of the brothers' s3xü@! crimes.
Horrifically, this family of pr3d@t0rs includes *former* P.G. County PD officer Gr3g J0n3s & Gr3g's fugly ex-beauty queen daughter J@sm!n3, both guilty of their own heinous s3xü@l crimes.
Though Chr!s is the one who's an extreme risk to public health & safety, it has had a doorbell surveillance system attached to its front door despite being someone who:
Currently has an active restraining order against it;
Is a well-known & prolific s3x offender of women, children, & animals;
And has also mürd3r3d at least two of its family members, who d!3d by su!c!d3 from the sheer horror of being related to something like Chr!s.
...That's according to its own mother, Di@n3, y'all 👀⚠️🚨
All this is disturbing enough, but then the family got the nerve to live in prolly the corniest part of the D(M)V.
There's a main thoroughfare ID'd primarily through its associated interstate number (which, ironically, is also the area code for DC) that runs straight-through this cesspool part of town.
Driving through a certain section of this road, it never fails that not one but *SEVERAL* drivers will pull up window-to-window with another, completely unrelated car *with tinted windows* and just sit there chillin', tryna flex in their geriatric-model B3nz, sometimes even having the nerve to try & spit game through the window, all while waiting for the fkn light to change 🤨👎❌
Now, where I'm from--which is only a ~15 min. drive away from this goofy a$$ strip of road--that type behavior will get you slapped up & clapped up, cuz WTF???
That's a flagrant violation & a serious trigger for a lot of folks *ANYWHERE,* but especially for people who came up in 1990s - 2000s DC 😤
Then the businesses here got the audacity to be shady & weird AF, too... it's like cornball HQ in this town or sum'n.
A young goofy light-bright n!g with incredibly small hands in the St@rbüçks drive-thru line messed up my drink order, right. Tell me why after I politely asked him to re-make the drink, he returned it to me watery, flavorless, *AND* with breadcrumbs & other debris in the jont 🤯
...That sh!t triggered a bad vomiting episode for me where I had to be hospitalized, man 🤬
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The casual, next-level disrespect is *unreal,* followers.
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Then Chr!s F@rm3r's stupid a$$ managed to successfully loop a local employee *and* that d0üçh3b@g employee's general manager into its decade+ long st@!king & h@r@$$m3nt campaign against ya girl by basically arranging to have those idiotic losers continue h@r@$$!ng me & denying me proper service, thus expanding Chr!s' chaotic, p$yçh0t!ç, l3th@!!y toxic reach all the more.
Look, y'all. These FP-type mofos are wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy way way way too comfortable out here freely existing the way they do (which is in huge numbers, y'all), completely unchecked in any kind of way whatsoever.
IDK what else to do about it, 'cept continue flaming 'em up in hopes that, someday soon, they finally see the light 🔥🤷🏾♀️💡