#HBD: AH

Name: Ad0lf H!tl3r

Birthdate: 4/20/1889

Location: Deceased (allegedly)

Why they feelin' The Sting today:

Here it is, y'all: The Fizzy Fizz-acts, as presented to you by !i$@ bee™. 

So #BOOM: My wild, suspected-of-being-ASD, YT-presenting proud Black American with dual citizenship in Germany-having ancestor J0s3f M. was a key participant in one of the world's worst war crimes, that being the H0l0c@ust.

If you're anything like most people on the planet, you're probably thinking "Whaaa...??? I thought [insert surface-level--or straight-up 'no'--understanding of WW2 war atrocities]." 

You might even struggle to outwardly react at all, as you absolutely--in no way whatsoever--want to verbally express sympathy/empathy for the infamous J0s3f M.'s work & service to his countries of origin as, basically, an undercover Black man in the N@zi party.

Trust me, #iGetIt, y'all.

But fact of the matter is, J0s3f M., or 'Grandpa,' as I call him, as... problematic as he could be (& most definitely *was*), he did the damn thang in terms of his prolific & horrendously unethical genetic experiments conducted over the years.

With dual degrees in medicine & anthropology--along with the backing of seemingly both of his countries of origin--Grandpa did the damn thang so well that in the year 2023, we "naturally" have close to or just over 1 billion+ relatives across the globe 👀 

In fact, Grandpa & I *ourselves* are related several times over; I call him 'Grandpa' because his DNA went into the creation of several of my own parents--& even some of their parents.

This is to say that most people I know & am closely related to have more than the traditional 'mom/dad' set of parents. 

It's just that, unfortunately, Grandpa's horrific ways of obtaining the data needed to seriously advance medical technology--I'm talking advances in surrogacy/IVF; endless twin studies; psychological tests specific to the Black American population, etc.--were mostly perfected during his time participating in the H0l0c@ust.

...And also by Grandpa's close association with the one & only Ad0lf H!tl3r 😱

Now, I told y'all earlier Grandpa was strongly suspected of being on the autism spectrum. If anybody is familiar with that population of people, they know that autistic traits present themselves in numerous & varied ways. One of my grandpa's presentations was never actually giving a flying f*ck about anything, much less some rules or whatever people consider "improper."

Which--ordinarily & *exclusively* if he likes you--makes hanging out with Grandpa a helluva good time 🥳

But sometimes all-too-frequently, that same fun-loving attitude would land Grandpa & whoever else firmly in somebody's jail/prison cell/psych ward/courtroom, etc., even though Grandpa himself is ~totally fine~ with his own wild a$$ behavior--& he's YT-presenting *AND* rich AF, so nobody's telling him a damn thang, basically lol.

Anyways. I'm not tryna put H!tl3r's business all out there (#sike y'all, a RB don't GAF 😜), but *does* actual video footage of my Grandpa 🥜 deep in Ad0lf's 🍑 exist???

Unfortunately...

Now, I don't consider Grandpa a h0m0s3xu@l. 

...Well, at least not off that specific incident. 

To me, y'all, that intimate moment was more like my grandpa "taking one for the team," as extreme as that sounds (and *IS*). 

Literally nobody was f*cking with this dude Ad0lf in any kind of way whatsoever; to hear Grandpa tell it, he (Grandpa) was genuinely on a mission to confirm if H!tl3r's main problem was his remarkably un-squirrel-like inability to get a 🥜. 

According to Grandpa, Ad0lf would spend most of his days zonked out of his mind on various meds--to the point that literally nothing else mattered to H!tl3r but access to his drügs of choice. 

"How did someone like this rise so highly within the ranks of the N@zi party?" one may ask. 

Well, being in a near-constant drüg-induced state + whatever TF else he had going on mentally or medically would make *anybody* the perfect figurehead or real-life puppet for the nefarious entities who're actually in power.

I'm not saying my grandpa was one of these entities--though he definitely considers himself a powerful a$$ person. 

I mean, Grandpa claims to have made the calendar date '4/20' a "thing," turning what used to be his arch nemesis' birthday into a global celebration honoring The Most High (believe it or not, Grandpa's religious in his own way) 😇

Some might say my grandpa has a G0d complex... I'm not here to judge. 

Fact is, J0s3f M. is a whole lot of things, including my relative several times over *and* a next-level war criminal. 

But that's Grandpa: Always down to do what- or WHO-ever in the name of America 🇺🇸

...And Germany. But primarily America 😉✊🏾

J0s3f M. is a lot of things, no doubt. But my grandpa for damn sure ain't no FP-a$$ racist, y'all, & I think that's saying a lot 😌

Ad0lf H!tl3r, #HBDwh0re 🥳