Leo SZN

Look here, y'all. 

So *very* many of the offenders I've blogged about thus far have some of the most common, basic AF first & surnames on the planet. 

In going around doing & saying the wild a$$ 💩 they continuously do, these offenders are essentially ruining their *incredibly common* names for all the legions of MFs that exist with those *exact same* basic AF monikers 😒

For example:

How many D@hm3rs, Büñdys, M@d0ffs, H!tl3rs, or--h3ll--even M3ñg3l3s do you hear about in present day???

Afro-Latino American rapper J!m J0n3s did the literal *MILLIONS* of "J!m J0n3s'" out there a huge favor in giving those dudes someone/something positive to associate their given names with--even if it's only a scruffy-looking dude from Uptown Harlem, NY who still smells good, regardless ✊🏾

Anyways. Praise to the 'naming' G0ds--whoever they are--for apparently giving humankind a heads up with regards to *some* of these notorious, outstandingly awful, & incredibly-prone-to-creating-incidents-of-mass-destruction a$$ mega-losers listed below...

I literally *CANNOT* make this sh!t up, followers:

• A n!99@ named 'F@rm3r' that füx animals

• A n!99@ named 'R33ce' that smears peanut butter all over its junk... to also f*ck animals

• A group of n!99@s named 'S3@çë' that don't understand the words "No... Stop... Don't do that" 

• A complete dumba$$ named 'P0!nd3xt3r' 

• A b!tch named 'Düng0' with a sh!tty attitude

• A homeless, h0b0s3xü@l n!99@ named 'Str33t'

• A literal pain in the a$$ named 'P@yne'--actually, scratch that; its new h0e name is "Dirty Man B00bs" #IYKYK

• A creepy a$$ stalker b!tch named 'Cr@wl3y'

• A tiny-faced, large-headed literal c0k3 wh0r3 named 'C0k3r' 

• Two dumba$$ siblings named 'W!s3m@n' + their flamingly h0m0s3xü@l relative named 'P@rk3r,' who likes to park its microscopic 🍆 between some male 🍑 ch33ks

• A b!tch with the last name 'Am3n' who's literally a d3m0n!c w!tch d0ct0r h0e

• A male d!ckh3@d named 'J0hns0n' & a female d!ckh3@d named 'R!ch@rds0n'

• A mega b!tch named 'D3bb!e' that's loose-lipped in every other area of its life *EXCEPT* with autobiographical information about itself 🤸🏽‍♀️❓🤔

• A p3d0 & alleged mens "H3@d Coach" named 'W00ds0n'

• Two b!tches named 'Fl0rüs'/'Fl0r3s' currently pushing up daisies cuz of *their* sh!tty attitudes

• A DL cigarette emoji named 'R@ms3y' that likes to ram dudes & male children... in the 🍑

• ...And it's manly-looking, alleged medical doctor of a "wife"/beard whose nickname is 'Sandy V.'--& who's *JUST* as irritating as a "sandy V," too 😫💦

• A d3m0n!c eunuch with a super-religious name & its creepy a$$ daddy's unsettling stare & gigantic bell pepper-shaped nose

• A grossly incompetent, hideous racist h0e named 'R0ch3r,' a.k.a. 'Roach' 🪳

• Yet another racist *Latina* h0e--with a religious name 🙄--that runs a fraudulent lash business & overcharges its woeful customers for products that were later found to cost *less than 1/2* the price this delusional cow offers them for... that's in addition to the b!tch weirdly inviting said first- (and *LAST*) time customer to a "s3x party" as it was holding the customer hostage in its chair, doing her damn lashes 😱💸

• A thirsty AF (for female attention), casually next-level insulting, out-of-town cornball n!99@ named 'S@nd3rs' 🏜

• Yet *ANOTHER* pr3d@t0ry & s3xü@!!y @büs!ve towards children cigarette emoji whose last name loosely translates--quite ironically--to "Good Friend" 🙄😒🖕

• A b!tch named 'P3nny' whose only valuable a$$et is worth just as much--or even less 😾👎

• A maximally v!0l3nt 'Uncle Tom' a$$ n!99@ named 'T!m' 🚓💥🚑

• The decidedly DIS-loyal co-owners (1, 2) of a bookstore that actively discriminates against potential employees

• At least two (1, 2)--seemingly un-related--sheisty d3m0n!c mouth-breathing/window-licking YT b!tches named 'Añdr3ws'--who're about to have their cards drawn

• A b!tch named 'Acqü@h' who's anything *BUT* refreshing--& its creepy gorilla-looking so-called p3d0-husband

• An ashy, trashy, internationally stalker-ish, currently-raising-my-illegitimate-seeds a$$ culture vulture who (for whatever pathetic reason) *WILL NOT* give up on its pop culture irrelevance--despite being closer to *50 years old* than not 👵🏿

• A s@d!st!c alleged dental b!tch whose h0e name is 'Dr. K3v0rk!@n' actually, 'Mr. Ballstrashian,' that loves to torment its Black female patients especially 😱🦷

• A dim-witted closeted "aggressive dÿk3" trope & extreme risk to public health who's somehow related to the venerable B@y@rd Rüst!n

• A hideous batsh!t crazy wannabe Washingtonian who's *ANYTHING* but b3@u-tiful--& completely unfit to be anybody's boyfriend 🤮

• A full-grown, "special needs"--in that it *especially* needs to get off my *LAST* nerve--Gümby-looking MF with all the emotional maturity of a preteen girl named 'D3dm0n' 💀

• A serial r@p!st & p3d0 named 'J0ck' that douses itself in gallons of cheap body spray like a funky 8th-grader

• A pr3d@t0ry, mentally-challenged camel-faced h0e that proclaims used to (😏) wax people's 'c@m3l t0es' for a living as an (*ALLEGED*) esthetician

• ...*AND* that b!tch's l3th@!!y insecure, female walrus-faced, dark-skinned Haitian-American so-called "boss" 

• A fl@sh3r named 'W@ldr0p' actually, 'W@l-d0üch3,' that @tt@cks natural-born women in public restrooms by forcing them to view its tiny, Vienna sausage-like "🍆" which--weirdly--sits atop some large, l@b!@-like so-called "🥜"

• A chatty Patty a$$ b!tch named 'McL30d' that's completely silent... now that it's buried six-feet underground ⚰️

• A wh0re a$$, feral wildebeest of a so-called (*FORMER*) psychiatrist that further traumatizes its unfortunate patients

• A struggling Z-minus list "actress" h0e with a flower name & a stank attitude 🥀

• *ANOTHER* flower name-having, stank attitude-possessing b!tch & wannabe trendsetter with the last name 'J0n3s' who *NOBODY* wants to keep up with

• A bunch of MFs named 'Chr!s,' 'Kr!s,' etc. that are *ANYTHING* but Chr!$t-like 👿 (s/o to my baby Moe, though; Mommy luhs you, n!99@ 😘)

• A talentless geriatric hoodrat whose chosen moniker should, more accurately, be "stink b!tch"

• A man-stealin', entire-professional-basketball-team-f*ckin', extreme pr0st!tüt!n' a$$ jezebel named 'J3ss!e L.'

• A total space cadet & fug mug who closely resembles a strung-out, down on his luck, bastardized version of Big Bird, with an astrological name 🙄

• A creepy, s3x!st Indian MF with a Spanish-sounding surname who's about to get that 🍑 *WHOOPED* like a piñata in federal supermax prison 🪅 #ÁndaleB!tch

• A n!993r--with a *HARD* 'R'--named 'Uncle Ph!l' who's "anything butt" (🤭) avuncular 

• An *ENTIRE* team of broke(n) weirdos working (or *formerly* working 😉) at a bank:

  • • Led by a crazy b!tch named 'C@rp3nt3r' that thinks it's G0d's gift to the planet

    • "Supervised" by a loose-lipped dummy named 'Sh!pl3y' whose ship has definitely sailed

    • With a co-worker formerly named 'C@pp3tt0' that's a total blockhead 

    • Another dog-faced h3rm@phr0d!te co-worker with a unisex name that compared a life-saving medication one of its teammates takes with that which its alleged friend "gave to her dog" with alleged "positive results" 😒

    • And another racist, morbidly obese teammate that obviously loves to *EAT* tacos, but openly admitted on more than one occasion in a so-called professional work environment that it can't even *MAKE* tacos--despite announcing to whoever will listen to it that it's allegedly of Latin heritage 👎👎

• Several goofy-acting, single brain cell-possessing, hard-to-look-at-directly 'm0mmy inf!ü3nc3r' h0es & their morally-/ethically-/mentally-challenged hen-pecked hubbies, who're currently exploiting our severely delayed, neglected, & physically deformed-looking illegitimate children together for "Likes" & view counts 🤬

• #Respectfully, a s3xü@!!y-confused Little Cr!tt3r-looking creep n!99@ named 'J@cks0n' that goes around trying to pass off what appears to be jheri-curled roadki!! on its scalp as, quote-on-quote, "real" hair 🤢

• Speaking of sh!tty hair, *this* self-proclaimed "mane vixen" with a stank attitude & even worse 'look' (if you can call it that) & so-called hair skills 💇🏾‍♀️ #StepAwayFromTheBrush&Comb #AndGiveUpTheGhostYouUpchargingB!tch

• A deranged doctor h0e formerly known as 'H@lüs!c,' whose severe mental illness & extreme social handicaps have landed it firmly on d3@th r0w...

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....Right along with the rest of the above-mentioned socially-inept clowns 🤡⚖️⛓

And whoever feels "triggered" by anything I've written thus far, I really *DO NOT* GAF 🙄🥱😴

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I'm only speaking my honest-to-G0d #TRUTH & absolute #FACTS, my babies. .

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If any of y'all wanted to be remembered fondly, you shoulda acted better 🤷🏾‍♀️

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Carry Carrie on... 👸🏾✨