#HBD: P.J. Cl3rk!ñ

Name: P@tr!çk J. Cl3rk!ñ

Birthdate: Deceased 💀

Location: Formerly of the D(M)V Area

Why they feelin' The Sting today:

P@tr!çk "Tr!çk Off" Cl3rk!ñ is a r3dñ3çk s!uml0rd who somehow obtained enough $$$ to buy a small apartment building in DC. 

The unit itself was cute: 

Washer/dryer; spacious closets; skylight.

It's just... 

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...It was 'hood-adjacent', y'all.

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Y'all know what I mean: 

Take one step outside to the left, it's "safety;" one step to the right & you basically smack dab in the middle of the hood 🤷🏾‍♀️

Anyways. When signing a lease with him it, ol' Peej made an a$$l0@d of empty promises to install this security system & repair that loose door jamb to the back alley, which basically split a thin path separating Peej's building from that of the city's housing authority.

When Peej was informed one fateful night that a tenant of theirs came home to the unit's back door being slightly ajar, revealing the smallest sliver of the renovated-yet-still-horrifically-mouse-infested kitchen to the neighbors across the way, its only response was uncomfortable laughter followed by randomly blurting out how it "has daughters" of its own, "so yeah" 😵‍💫

...Big sigh.

Look here, 'P@tr!çk Cl3rk!ñ': 

IDGAF what gender person(s) has emerged from your musty, cold trash-smelling 🥜-sack, muhfugga; 

***You have *ZERO* natural insight into the female psyche!!!*** 😒

The truly sad & terrifying part is, I don't even think it's racism (or at least not racism *alone*) that accounted for Tr!çk Off's *complete* lack of empathy; *total inability* to successfully/#RESPECTFULLY interact with *ANY* female, much less a Black American female; *glaringly obvious* lack of self-awareness; et cetera, et cetera.

It's just that it's a good ol' homegrown American a$$h0le, y'all; only this one happened to be in the form of a country a$$ so-called YT "person" (🙄).

Ol' P@t finally got its comeuppance when--shockingly--there was a daytime break-in in one of the downstairs units, basically forcing the (at the time) all-female tenants to break their leases & move TF out ASAP.

Only then was Tr!çk Off finally able to understand (?) just how little the long-time residents of that particular neighborhood effed with not only it, but *all the other* gentrifiers on that block, too ❌

I mean, the neighbors over there was cool with *ME,* for the most part.

But I look just like them & literally grew up right down the street from there, so... 🤷🏾‍♀️

All Imma say is that it takes one bold MF-er to set up shop in a 'hood *ANYWHERE* where they are.

Clearly.

NOT.

Wanted.

Or.

Welcomed 🖕🤡🖕

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P@tr!çk J. "Tr!çk Off" Cl3rk!ñ, #HBDwh0re 🥳

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