#HBD: AMC

Name: Ak!@ M3sh0n C@rt3r-R!çh@rds0n (she found somebody to marry her b!tch a$$?! 😮‍💨)

Birthdate: 5/6/1986

Location: Somewhere in or around the D(M)V Area

Why they feelin' The Sting today:

Ak!@ C@rt3r is one of my genetic twin bro the @nt!chr!st's BMs. Though he be movin' through the world like he does (that is: insanely AF), Ak!@ actually enthusiastically consented to having one of bro's endless string of knucklehead kids. 

Believe it or not, there's quite a few women--& even some men--who genuinely f*ck with my bro purely off the strength of how next-level, incomprehensibly bad he is.  

As stated previously, ***nobody on Earth*** is physically attractive, rich, swaggy, or whatever TF else enough to 100% be getting away with this p$yçh0tiç bull-💩, y'all.

A b!tch like Ak!@ C@rt3r don't care; she don't wanna hear nunna dat 

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"Stay away from him, he's the literal @nt!chr!st"

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nonsense 😵‍💫

In fact, that warning made her cr@zy a$$ even MORE determined to bag this peanut head n!99@ B@xt3r. We actually had a rotating cast of relatives--male & female, young & old--try and get through to this girl Ak!@ just how much of a potentially f@t@l mistake she was making in obsessing over a dude like my *OUR* bro the @nt!chr!st.

Long story short: 

Our efforts failed, y'all, & despite voluntarily signing up to be part of the effed up harem that is my bro the @nt!chr!st's ever-expanding group of BMs, Ak!@ acted *totally shocked & brand-new* when bro started essentially brainwashing her into submission with his ung0dly behavior, with the ultimate aim of dominating, controlling, & eventually completely destroying a bish in every sense of the word.

Ya girl was one of the first people to attempt getting through to Ak!@ about this horrible lifestyle choice of hers, of actively pursuing the modern-day incarnation of the one & only @nt!chr!st. 

It was like Bizarro World tryna get through to this child, y'all. Though we could've been literal twins (& actually are Irish twins, based off our birthdates), seeing as how our physical features were so similar to one another--even today, we're nearly the same exact height & weight--we absolutely were not twins in any kind of way whatsoever, ya dig.

This girl Ak!@ C@rt3r had a *choice* & several opportunities to *NOT* involve herself in this genetic nonsense...

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...But, maniacally, she did so anyway 😱 

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Now look at us: 

Some f*cked up sister-wives/BMs to our shared BD, the @nt!chr!st 🙄😒

IDK what the final straw was in Ak!@ & B@xt3r breaking up & staying away from each other for good. It could've been the multiple paternity & back child support lawsuits, or maybe the night he dropped Ak!@'s teacup yorkie out of a Manhattan high-rise hotel window, into oncoming traffic below. (I was present for that particular fight/argument; #SuperTragic, y'all 🥀)

Whatever the case, as far as I'm aware neither one of them is allowed within a certain distance of each other & I don't even know (or particularly care) wassup with their kid(s) together 🤷🏾‍♀️

Anyways, y'all. Imma say it here just like I did back in high school when we, as a family unit, were trying to avoid adding to the complete disaster that is our effed up genetic situation by convincing Ak!@ C@rt3r to *NOT* procreate with B@xt3r W@yñe Ti!!3y-Gr33n(e):

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You too pretty to be THIS ghetto, b!tch, damn.

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Ak!@ M3sh0n C@rt3r, #HBDwh0re--wherever you are 🥳