Beware the sting of a killa b33... might be fatal to your ego 🐝
Name: Ed!s0ñ J. Abr3ü
Birthdate: Deceased 💀
Location: Formerly of Providence, RI
Why they feelin' The Sting today:
Ed!s0ñ Abr3ü is a Dominican-American s3ri@l r@p!st hailing from the state of Rhode Island--or as I like to call her, "Lil Rhode-y."
Ed!s0ñ is a goofy a$$, cheddar-toothed "townie" of a person, preying on unsuspecting (& typically highly intoxicated) female co-eds while Ed!s0ñ, itself, poses as a "new student on campus" 😒
You *KNOW* you a lame a$$ ñ!99@ when the only way you can secure your own 🐈 is to move through the world like this 🤢👎 👎 👎 👎
Ed!s0ñ proved it possessed all the brain cells of a dog's 🍑 when it tried its f@t@!!y ignorant "r@p3 'n run" scheme on the campus of a certain Ivy League school in its home state.
IDK if it's cuz it was Dominican or what but this n!g Ed!s0ñ really hated itself, particularly the fact that its physical appearance (outside of its extremely small "🍆") was that of a 100% Black American dude.
That didn't stop him it from moving through society likes it's G0d's gift, frequently--& high-key annoyingly--referencing its light skin & whatever was left of its patchy, limp so-called "good" hair as proof of its alleged social value 🙄😒
N!99@,
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👨🏾🦲👨🏾🦲👨🏾🦲 #YOUAREBALD 👨🏾🦲👨🏾🦲👨🏾🦲
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Do like your hair follicles have already done & give it TF up.
Anyways. I consider Ed!s0ñ (& so many others) a prime example of the North American hooded rat, this one being of Dominican descent.
Native to its mom’s basement, the American hooded rat's s3xü@! identity is that of a 'h0b0s3xü@!,' sl33ping with who- & whatever they need to for a place to stay for the night.
It's unable to secure its own s3xü@! supply, so it moves through the community vi0!3ñtly @$$@ü!ting & @bü$ing whoever it needs to in order to have its perverted needs met.
The hooded rat always looks out for its own & will often join forces with other beings just like it to generate *thee absolute most* chaos & destruction 🧨
For example, this n!g Ed!s0ñ had a creepy townie counterpart named 'St3v3' that looked just like a real-life version of Jabba the Hutt--in body type *AND* personality 🤮
IDK if they actually knew each other or not, but these two FP-a$$ Providence-based negros made extremely similar moves through what is otherwise a rather sleepy & quaint part of town.
These n!gs & others like them go around preying on bishes they're attracted to, basically hüñting 'em down; drü99ing 'em up to the point of not remembering *ANYTHING*; then seriously vi0!@ting them to the point that their many, many female victims often struggle to present day with how to *safely* turn down advances from random, obviously socially-r3t@rd3d losers who just won't take "NO" for a legit answer.
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👎 👎 That's no way to live, y'all 👎 👎
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To summarize Ed!s0ñ Abr3ü's tragic a$$ life situation:
It's severely light-skinned--in skin tone *AND* behavior
It's a flaccid, broke, preternaturally-balding "🤡"
It's a full-grown townie a$$ cornball 🌽🏀
For some unknown reason, it routinely dressed like it just got fired from somewhere
And, I--personally--consider it one of the wack-est 🚬s on Earth, as well as being an unsalvageable so-called 'male' (😒) s!üt
Ol' boy, "Providence St3v3," & whoever else need to stop acting like a bunch of p3ñi!e implants & get it TF together 🤨
And IDGAF how *ANY* incel-a$$ MF feels about me calling them out like this either, my babies ❌
If y'all FPs & FP-sympathizers are *THAT* mad at a bish, I strongly suggest y'all take that up with whatever stupid pr0$t!tüte* gave birth to you 🖕🤷🏾♀️🖕
I think of such scum of the Earth, corny incel n!gs like Ed!s0ñ Abr3ü, Providence St3v3, & so many more as just giant 🐈s who’re having not-so-fresh days.
These FP mofos might *WILL* try & sell you a dream, followers, but #PLEASE remember:
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⚠️⚠️⚠️ These are 'ñ!993rs who exist'--*NOT* RNs ⚠️⚠️⚠️
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That said:
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Ed!s0ñ Abr3ü, #HBDwh0re 🥳
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Carry on, y'all... 😌
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*Some Most times, the 'stupid pr0$t!tüte' in question is AmeriK-K-Ka herself, y'all... 👀