She Is Risen

Like a phoenix from the ashes, I refuse to ever d!3.

It really throws these flesh pedestrian-type MFs *all the way off* that I won't sit back & allow their egregious behavior to completely steamroll a bish into oblivion 😤

What more can I say, followers:

These musty broke 🚬s--looking like straight-up minions with t!tt!es--giving their small-p3n!$ed responses to life's everyday events make my metaphorical 🍆 flaccid with disgust 😒👎

"Stupidest B!tch on the Planet" award goes to these heauxs, y'all, tryna play *ME*--somebody who isn't to be played with in any kind of way whatsoever. 

Though I do have a wicked sense of humor, I am *NOT* an effing clown 🤡❌

Without naming names--cuz these h0es ain't getting no more shine off ~ME~--sometimes the realest N on ya team is your/That B!tch #TruFax

Somebody's cousin-slash-hood brother-in-law knows exactly what TF I'm talking about, actually having the audacity to sit up at somebody's family function & in front of her, G0d, & whoever else fixed his wh0re mouth to say these words to a bish:

"You look like my favorite h0e."

This relative & that relative tried to make sense of the situation, saying 

"But she's your cousin! She has an Ivy League degree!! She's your lil brother's child bride!!!" etc., etc.

And, very calmly, somebody's cousin-slash-hood brother-in-law will say

"But at the end of the day she still looks like my favorite h0e, so #WHOCARES."

You n!glets--with your crusty a$$ sluts for so-called parents/parental figures--need to prepare to get effed by the long hard 🍆 of the law, h0e.

And if you mad at a bish for continuing to speak hard #TRUTHS & hella #FACTS, you can always fight my s0ns about it--the amount of fux I *don't* give is astronomical 🤷🏾‍♀️ #dassit

Speaking to the rat-faced demons only, now: 

Pull your skirts down, ya ovaries is showin'.

And to the author of "The Gospel of Phi!ip" #ESPECIALLY:

Thanks for half-heartedly "trying" (😒) to capture the essence of M@ry M@gd@l3n3's story.

...But you are outchea spelling "k3wch!3" wrong, dawg.

There's a funnier way to spell it, dammit 😑 

That's all I'm saying.