Beware the sting of a killa b33... might be fatal to your ego 🐝
Name: Chr!stiñe E!iz@b3th D0e!!iñg
Birthdate: Deceased 💀
Location: Formerly of Oakland, CA
Why they feelin' The Sting today:
It seem like everybody know a ain't 💩 n!g named Chr!s.
...Today's flambéd h0e is a female one.
This Chr!s went to college in DC & reminds me *a lot* of the p$yçh0p@th!c doctor h0e Añg3l@ Püll3ñ “Sickie” H@lüsiç (also from Oakland), in the face.
Chr!stiñe’s like the mixed race version of Añg3l@’s fugly a$$ 👹
Chr!stiñe & Añg3l@ very well *could* be sisters, though, livin’ that #FugLife in the Bay Area ☀️
Anyways. Out of all the b!tches & b!tch ñ!99@s on CKP’s metaphorical "🍆," Chr!stiñe was prolly on it the hardest.
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...So many questions.
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First: When she’s creepily quoted as saying Chr!stiñe is “one of her closest friends,” I truly wonder what the word ‘friend’ means to someone like CKP 😕
Chr!stiñe Doily appears to define ‘friend’ (to CKP, at least) as someone who zealously defends the b!tch against any & all potential incoming “threats” to Chr!stiñe’s position in Cl@üdi’s life.
Damn, is it ever *THAT* serious, h0e 😒
CKP & those like her don’t understand the meaning of words like ‘friendship,’ ‘loyalty,’ ‘girl code’...
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NONE OF THAT 🙅🏾♀️🚫
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Whatever happened to that girl growing up rendered Cl@üd!ñe #INCAPABLE of ever knowing the true meaning of such terms; there is ***literally no saving*** people like this, past a certain, very (VERY) young age.
So, massively delusional, child r@p3-apologizing hangers-on such as Chr!stiñe Dumba$$ are basically wasting their time (& everyone else's 😒) fighting for a position in such FP-type individuals' lives.
...And making themselves look like *even bigger* enabling, child r@p3-apologizing clown a$$ d0üçh3b@gs in the process 🖕🤡🖕
Chr!stiñe used to go around loudly proclaiming to be a practicing lawyer at a large social media company--ironically, the very same company/platform that CKP used to a$$@ü!t ya girl as a minor--yet at the ripe old age of 40-something, she still can't spell worth a damn & has the maturity level of the hair on my left a$$ cheek.
...Sigh.
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#GetItTogether, h0es.
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And #StayOuttaMyCity while you at it 🙄😤