#HBD: JWB

Name: Jüst!n WhateverItsMiddleNameWas B3!!@my

Birthdate: Deceased 💀

Location: Formerly of the D(M)V Area

Why they feelin' The Sting today:

Though its last name loosely translates from the French to "good friend" in English, this sassy 🍆 fiend Jüst!n B3!!@my is anything but(t). 

This diabolical creature Jüst!n is known for taking out its frustrations regarding its barely-concealed h0m0s3xü@!ity on those it deems 'beneath' it in some way.

...Like one unsuspecting little Black girl in its class who was already being emotionally piled onto in various ways in her young life, & who viewed attending their public elementary school together as an escape from the madness of her already-hectic home life. 

Jüst!n's attitude *alone* made all the other kids in class form an invisible circle of avoidance around this ñ!99@, which it--of course 🙄😒--interpreted as people "being h0m0ph0b!c" towards it. 

A Bad Bo$$ Bi$h™-in-training found herself having pity towards young Jüst!n, since literally no one wanted to engage or interact with it.

As it turns out, that was for a *very* good reason: 

🚨 ******It's a whole stank attitude-havin' s3x offender, y'all****** 🚨

Despite its trash demeanor, ol' Jüst!n & ya girl managed to keep in sporadic touch over the years all the way up to high school/early college, when Jüst!n #FINALLY embraced the side of itself that literally everyone, they mamas, *AND* St3v!e W0nd3r from space could see 🏳️‍🌈

I suggested we celebrate Jüst!n's "C0m!ng 0ut" by partyin' it up at a g@y club in DC; it was probably the first time in its life that anyone had invited Jüst!n somewhere worth noting. 

In its own signature, deeply-traumatic-a$$ way, Jüst!n 'thanked' me for the invite by picking a petty fight right before the club closed for the evening, leaving me stranded--with no ride--right in the middle of DC...

At nighttime...

...Underage AF & dressed in club-wear 😵‍💫

After being propositioned by a creepy cabbie repeatedly asking "How much???" before--*finally*--hitting the gas & speeding off, I was forced to rouse my @bu$!ve step-dad out of its sleep to come get me.

At the time, I remember thinking how #tragic it was that I was basically abandoned by *one* cigarette emoji a$$ 🥷🏾, only to be forced to call *ANOTHER* cigarette emoji a$$ 🥷🏾 to take me back 'home'--which never truly felt like a home at all.

See, followers: 

This the type ain't 💩 behavior that makes some women hate *ALL* men, dawg. 

And the same exact "🚬s" that create such women with their ain't 💩,  🚬-a$$ ways will have the absolute *MOST* to say about; be among the *very least* to comprehend (yet--somehow--still feel the most entitled to the time, attention, & bodies of 😒); & be the *most* ready to p0!içe how certain women express their s3xü@! identities ***relative*** to repugnant MFs like *THIS* continuing to exist 🤮🥀

MFs like ol' greasy, hard-faced Jüst!n B3!!@my are nothing more than predictable, stereotypical tropes to me nowadays. 

I can even visualize in my mind's eye the type outfit it's wearing right NAH, you feel me:

"With Ki!!m0ng3r hair & jeans so tight you can see its thoughts, topped off with some Chelsea--a.k.a. 'male brunch'--boots & a single, dangly earring in its ear..."

...H0e a$$ 🥷🏾.

Let this be yet another lesson to y'all, my Real Ones, that 

Being a ñ!993r with a hard 'R' makes for a soft 🍑.

Jüst!n "Mal Ami":

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#HBDwh0re 🥳

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