Beware the sting of a killa b33... might be fatal to your ego 🐝
Name: C0ürtn3y "Krotch" Kr@t0çhvi!
Birthdate: Deceased 💀
Location: Wilmington, DE via wacky Wisconsin... again (🙄)
Why they feelin' The Sting today:
Y'all might remember Krotch as the vile wannabe h0e whose sole purpose in life seems to be existing as living, breathing proof that not everything light-skinned with so-called “good” hair is attractive.
Krotch has zero problems showing up as a guest to someone’s home, sitting right on their sofa, and--in front of the host’s face, no less--picking its acne scabs all over the floor 🤢
Krotch is also known to rip the split ends of their already-horrific hair apart, further contributing to their overall trashy "look" 🤮
Naturally, Krotch thinks it’s laugh-out-loud funny if you point out its boorish behavior 😬
Krotch smells like slightly expired mayonnaise most days; if it’s extra hot & humid, it smells like a bologna sandwich that’s been left in the sun too long.
...It still somehow managed to sl33p its way through the most undesirable men of the DMV Area, forever hoping it’ll strike it rich in terms of social relevancy 💸
I told this aspiring next-level h0e Krotch right to its face:
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"Look at your life, look at your choices, b!tch."
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If you gon’ be a s3x worker, be that. But *at least* try to be a good one 🥇
Y'all might be wondering how *TF* I got this hot mess of a so-called person out of my part of the country. I'm still LOL-ing at how simple it was:
I told Krotch that the "D" in "DMV Area" also includes Delaware, and that if *anybody in the world* could make the state of Delaware pop off & become the new "It" state to be in...
...It's a b!tch like Krotch 😉
I ended Krotch's epic Tw!tt3r flaming by hoping it stays its frumpy a$$ in the Midwest cuz it’s definitely "not cut out" to thrive on "either coast *or* down South... pun intended"--with additional hashtags requesting that it "#GiveUpTheGhost" & "#StopTrying" 🙏🏾--but Krotch is was (*past tense*) still outchea legitimately tryna make the state of Delaware pop off, y'all... it's straight comedy 😂😭😂
Krotch:
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Please stop mentioning my hometown all the way from Wilmington muhfuggin' D-E-L-A-W-A-R-E
the depths of Hell or wherever TF you reside now, h0e.
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You've been dismissed 🖕
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#HBDwh0re 🥳
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