She Is Risen

Like a phoenix from the ashes, I refuse to ever d!3.

It really throws these flesh pedestrian-type MFs *all the way off* that I won't sit back & allow their egregious behavior to completely steamroll a bish into oblivion 😤

What more can I say, followers:

These musty broke 🚬s--looking like straight-up minions with t!tt!es--giving their small-p3n!$ed responses to life's everyday events make my metaphorical 🍆 flaccid with disgust 😒👎

"Stupidest B!tch on the Planet" award goes to these heauxs, y'all, tryna play *ME*--somebody who isn't to be played with in any kind of way whatsoever. 

Though I do have a wicked sense of humor, I am *NOT* an effing clown 🤡❌

Without naming names--cuz these h0es ain't getting no more shine off ~ME~--sometimes the realest N on ya team is your/That B!tch #TruFax

Somebody's cousin-slash-hood brother-in-law knows exactly what TF I'm talking about, actually having the audacity to sit up at somebody's family function & in front of her, G0d, & whoever else fixed his wh0re mouth to say these words to a bish:

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"You look like my favorite h0e."

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This relative & that relative tried to make sense of the situation, saying 

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"But she's your cousin! She has an Ivy League degree!! She's your lil brother's child bride!!!" etc., etc.

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And, very calmly, somebody's cousin-slash-hood brother-in-law will say

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"But at the end of the day she still looks like my favorite h0e, so #WHOCARES."

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You n!glets--with your crusty a$$ s!üts for so-called parents/parental figures--need to prepare to get effed by the long hard 🍆 of the law, h0e.

And if you mad at a bish for continuing to speak hard #TRUTHS & hella #FACTS, you can always fight my s0ns about it--the amount of füx I *don't* give is astronomical 🤷🏾‍♀️ #dassit

Speaking to the rat-faced demons only, now: 

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Pull your skirts down, ya ovaries is showin'.

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And to the author of "The Gospel of Phi!ip" #ESPECIALLY:

Thanks for half-heartedly "trying" (😒) to capture the essence of M@ry M@gd@l3n3's story.

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...But you are outchea spelling "k3wch!3" wrong, dawg.

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There's a funnier way to spell it, dammit 😑 

That's all I'm saying.