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Beware the sting of a killa b33... might be fatal to your ego 🐝
Name: D3li@ñ@ C@rm3ñ Fl0r3s
Birthdate: Deceased 💀
Location: Formerly of the D(M)V Area
Why they feelin' The Sting today:
D3li@ñ@ is the mutual "friend" (😒) who served as translator when T@diñ@ Q. R0ss--a bilingual Latinx-American individual from DC--decided she only wanted to respond *in Spanish* to questions asked of her *in English* at some random social function.
Like T@diñ@, D3li@ñ@ was very much involved in what we'll call 'body work.'
Last I heard, T@diñ@ was "working" as a "Logistics Director" for a "transportation company," while D3li was "working" as a "Registered Nurse" for some unfortunate company somewhere out there.
In *these specific individuals' cases,* y'all, the above terms in quotation marks are just code for good ol' 'h0e-ing' 😉
It makes perfect sense that these two Latinx BFFs would be that way:
D3li's the type to openly admit to swangin' her funky rodent v@g her very own biological older brother's way--which is exactly what she did when a certain someone tried to ask D3li's bro to be her escort to prom one year 🐀🤮
D3li "surprised" this person by arranging to have ***full-on s3xü@! iñt3rc0ür$e***
...With **her very own brother**
...*Right in front of* said person's face 😱
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That was just in high school, followers.
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Even to present day, D3li@ñ@ actively blocked her brother's efforts to build a life with *ANYONE* besides D3li@ñ@ herself.
A steady diet of red beans, rice, & whatever else made this b!tch D3li@ñ@ 'refrigerator' or 'NFL linebacker'-type thick.
I'm talkin' zero curves, just 'busted can of biscuits' realness, y'all 🥀
I guess that's why she somehow managed to pay for a whole BBL...
On a "nurse's" salary...
In the middle of a global pandemic, y'all:
After severing ties with CMF, D3li@ñ@ & her childhood friend T@diñ@ lured it out for a night on the town, providing it with false information on ya girl.
Whatever they told that thing fueled an obsession with me--& who knows how many other women--that continues to present day.
Yet, it's D3li herself that wanted to see ya girl held accountable for something... anything.
Even something as ridiculous & outlandish as taking a dump in the b!tch front yard 🤔
D3li@ñ@ C@rm3ñ Fl0r3s:
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🗣 ***YOU*** ARE THE AGGRESSOR, b!tch 🗣
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IDK how many people you got out here that’s f*çked up off your behavior to the point of being yard-sh!ttingly mad at your a$$ 🤷🏾♀️
D3li *wishes* a bish cared enough about her triflin' a$$ to leave a corny piece of 💩 in her yard!!!
"But how do you know the texture of the piece of 💩 in the yard, L?" you might be wondering.
Well, I didn't leave it there so I can't say "for sure" what the *actual* consistency of the 💩 was.
But this mysterious piece of 💩 is *most definitely* corny AF in nature, simply by virtue of being attributed to *ME* #hmph 😤
Y'all's natural instinct as Real Ones would probably be to try & save a h0e like D3li@ñ@, right?
Imma tell you right now, followers:
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DON'T DO IT.
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These type people know exactly who they are & WTF they're doing.
They.
Just.
Don't.
CARE.
D3li@ñ@ wanted to sit up & aggressively cap for a certain scrawny, broke cigarette emoji who’s about to finally see the light--& her type of outrageous, chaotic, ***criminally s3xü@!!y offensive*** behavior landed her right there with it.
It's bout to be 'Bee-a de los Muertos' (1) up in this bish, y'all 🐝💀
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D3li@ñ@ C@rm3ñ Fl0r3s, #HBDwh0re 🥳
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