Beware the sting of a killa b33... might be fatal to your ego 🐝
Name: M!c@3l@ F. B@y@rd, "M.D." (🙄)
Birthdate: Deceased 💀
Location: Formerly of Queens, NY
Why they feelin' The Sting today:
The alleged "Dr." B@y@rd was yet *ANOTHER* ::DJ Khaled voice:: demented doctor h0e outchea tryna pass itself off as a "respectable" medical professional.
This bish M!c@3l@ would entirely too aggressively openly correct complete strangers by pronouncing its name as 'mee-kah-EH-la,' when the sh!t is spelled *exactly* the way it's normally pronounced???
...And it'd been that way since childhood, y'all 🥴 #yikes
Anyways. M!c@3l@ had its mega b!tch of a mama named Kern (lmao) to blame for its seriously disordered personality:
Kern's basically an annoying a$$ hoodrat-slash-hard-faced-midget who always got sum’n to say 😑
Both Kern & her stank attitude havin' daughter M!c@3l@ were *all the way gassed up* on their physical appearance to the point that they *both* claimed to be of any ethnicity other than 'Black-presenting African-Americans.'
Then the mom had the nerve to go real, REAL extra-hard in guarding/defending/aggressively promoting M!c@3l@ from or to who- & whatever, including icily responding
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"Why wouldn't she be???"
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when someone tried to compliment her h0e a$$, d3@d-eyed daughter M!c@3l@ on being a "nice person" 🙄
...Sigh.
Look here, "ladies":
The both of y'all is gon’ be real *REAL* hard-pressed--as Black & African-American as y'all look/ARE--to find *anyone* of Latin or Caribbean descent who’s going to categorize you, ya stank a$$ mama, OR your little sister as Latinx individuals *FIRST* over any kind of Black American individual *SECOND.*
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That is #PureFacts 💡
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If it wasn't bad enough that this delusional mama-daughter duo thought they were G0d's gift to humanity, this h0e M!c@3l@ had the nerve to be a closeted l3zzie too, y'all, despite (allegedly) being married to some poor unsuspecting fella 🌈
And don't y'all *DARE* come at me for blasting the door off of "Dr." B@y@rd's funky lil s3xü@!ity closet, either 😒
Clearly *SOMEBODY* needs to “out” these sneaky MFs for engaging in this next-level 🚬🌳, actions which technically--*IN REALITY*--pose a serious public health risk to who- & whatever they be f*çking...
Then whoever THEY know & FW...
And so on & so forth, literally until the victims & perp(s) in question are pushing up daisies, y’all 💀
We, as a collective society, gotta start handling these MFs properly *NOW*--cuz as y'all can see, the list of offenders gets longer & longer by the damn week.
...And a new potential perp is born literally *every* day, ya heard 👂🏾🐝
Anyhoo:
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'mee-kah-EH-la,' #HBDwh0re 🥳
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That goes out to you *AND* your ungrateful roach of a mother Kern 💋🖕