#HBD: J. R!ç@rd0 M!tçh3ll

Name: J0çk R!ç@rd0 M!tçh3ll

Birthdate: Deceased 💀

Location: Formerly of the DM(V) Area, specifically Dumfries, VA

Why they feelin' The Sting today:

What more is there to say about this literal monster that hasn't already been said 🤔

Well...

• It had the nerve to have a (ex?) wife & at least two little girl children, the eldest of whom appears severely disordered

• The presumed ex-wife looks more than a little iñbr3d, herself. She's another one that got the ingredients to be a Bad B!tch yet fails horribly, especially in deciding to stay with this canine-faced s3ri@l r@p!st loser J0çk M!tçh3ll 🙄😒

• I'm assuming that lame b!tch is now its ex-wife seeing as how public records state J0çk is currently married to its younger sister, J@d3???:

• That would make *perfect* sense, though, seeing as how their dad "R!ç@rd0" (a.k.a. 'Ch@rl3s' 🙄) is so caught up in the appearance of success & making things look the complete opposite of what they actually--horrifically--are, that *OF COURSE* he'd be cool with his two kids appearing 'on paper' as if they're actually married to one another 🤢

• It's been known since J0çk's high school days--& even at its crusty a$$ father R!ç@rd0's admission--that J0çk has the cancer-causing version of an incurable STD, despite being a prolific s3ri@l r@p!st 😳 Its first wife, L3t!c!@ the Inbr3d H0e, has the same STD, so learning of her s3ri@l r@p!st hubby J0çk's diagnosis was of little (if any) concern to her 🥀

• In fact, J0çk most likely gave L3t!c!@ a sob story full of holes about how it's a cancer patient in remission--which is technically true, but it *always* leaves out the important details, like the type of cancer (penile/throat) & how exactly it came to develop (that pesky incurable STD J0çk is so intent on spreading around)

• Before it was fired after an innumerable amount of on- *AND* off-the-job s3xü@! offenses, J0çk prolly also wooed L3t!c!@'s country a$$ by talking up its "Important Government Job" in "The Big City." Naturally, it would leave out the part of it "working long hours" well into the night, prowling the city's bars for its next victim, that comically-large so-called wedding ring (sometimes) wrapped around its slimy finger

• No matter how much of that g0d-awful body spray this thing used on itself, it still reeked to high heavens. No amount of showers/baths, deodorant, body spray, cologne, *ANYTHING* is going to get rid of the sheer funk of an FP-a$$ h0e's FP a$$h0le, y'all 😷🤮

I could literally go on & on about the next-level "🚬🌳" this n!g J0çk R!ç@rd0 M!tch3ll was involved in, but there's only so much time in the day. 

Until this supreme 🚬 finally sees the light, I take comfort in the fact that its last known address in Dum(b)fries, VA is remarkably close to a certain U.S. M@r!ñe C0rps installation/F.B.I. training ground 👊🏾💥

Imma let the good men & women that work there handle this unfortunately-named s3ri@l r@p!st muhfugga J0çk R!ç@rd0 M!tçh3ll moving forward 😇

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#HBDwh0re 🥳

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