Beware the sting of a killa b33... might be fatal to your ego 🐝
*** #TriggerWarning ***
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Name: Ch@zz E. W00ds0ñ
Birthdate: Deceased 💀
Location: Formerly of the DM(V) Area
Why they feelin' The Sting today:
In addition to having one of the perfect “r@p!$t” names, Ch@zz was a conniving, criminally s3xü@!!y offensive #LAX jock with a *major* Napoleon complex.
Ch@zz defended its fellow r@p!$t lacrosse teammate, Niçh0!@s "Nik"* @hm@d M3!viñ, by threatening Nik’s victim into complete silence, saying she “didn’t wanna do that [report Nik to the p0-p0]” because she’d be “ruining his its life…"
"...And yours.”
Was that a thr3@t, b!tch ñ!99@??? 🧐
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Lemme find out… 🖖🏾
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Ch@zz was *ANOTHER ONE* ::DJ Khaled voice:: who was intermittently homeless because of that g0d-awful “personality.”
It actually drove around in a beat-up luxury car that it lived out of (👀); jont had that “homelessness” smell to the inside 😷
Ch@zz was arrogant AF for such a petite so-called "man." Its attitude + suspected ‘roid use were the #1 giveaways of how small its "🍆" was.
This d!çkh3@d’s personality was such that only men/males/boys could stand to be around it for very long.
To this population--& this population *alone*--Ch@zz was “The Man” in some of their eyes 😕 #BigYikes
Then Ch@zz had the nerve to be *yet another* insecure baldy who lives under a cap 🧢 #smh
Underneath, its head looked like an entire Milk Dud, y’all.
...Those beady little rat eyes didn’t help 🐀
Anyways. What Ch@zz failed to realize in defending its homie Nik is that it was also excusing Nik’s h0m0er0t!c friends circle & their sketchy a$$ behavior, including running verbal “tr@!ñs” on unsuspecting female victims.
Ch@zz, Nik, & their road dawgs Br@ñd0ñ K. Büçh@n@n, D@mi@ñ L0reñz0 R@ms3y, P@ül L0we, Jr., & some other ain’t sh!t n!g named P@ül considered themselves s3xü@!!y-fluid p0ly@m0r0üs… beings (I can’t possibly call these things "men," IDGAF how they identified 🤷🏾♀️).
These horrendous monsters also happened to be next-level p$yçh0p@ths. Pair that with their s3xü@! deviancy & (*alleged*) Ivy League degrees & you have a perfect storm of s3ri@! pr3d@t0rs, ready to @tt@çk 👀🚨⚠️
Br@ñd0ñ was from Miami, FL via Houston, TX; looked like a shark or strung-out alley cat in the face; & was openly “on the DL” with its 🍑 buddy for life, D@mi@ñ.
D@mi@ñ was a next-level creep who--if one listened closely enough while enduring a conversation with it--would admit to all kinds of crazy sh!t, including how it proudly self-identified as a "s0çi0p@th" & enjoyed s3xü@!!y @bü$ing young kids 😳😬
Whereas Br@ñd0ñ & D@mi@ñ gave off “extremely flaccid light-skinned” energy, their buddy P. L0we--like so many p$yçh0tiç çüñ✝️s from blog posts past--gave off “self-hating d@rkie” vibes.
P. L0we seemed to be their personal puppy or sum’n, going around hyping TF out of the three of them’s “friendship” thirsty AF, like it forever wanted to be part of the inner circle of these two d0üçh3b@gs' fluorescent man-love 🙄😒
Ch@zz was like the “older bro” to these n!gs + others like them’s on-campus behavior, tryna charm, seduce, thr3@ten & otherwise weasel its way out of not only its own but the group’s *collective* s3xü@!!y offensive activities 🚩🚩🚩🚩
Look here, y’all:
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Just like there’s “Black people” & “ñ!993rs,” there’s "people on the qu33r spectrum" & "🚬s" (Hint: Think “UK slang” 🇬🇧)
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#YeahISaidIt, but only cuz these other fools won’t 🤷🏾♀️🌈 #NotSorry #StillAnAlly
Any self-respecting woman could see right through Ch@zz & nem’s empty, shallow “Good Guy” façades.
This is exactly why it preyed on young men & boys *exclusively*; among these impressionable youth, a ‘roided-up corndog like Ch@zz W00ds0ñ is a mfn “star” 🤮
Anyways. Ch@zz "I Wish a MF-er" W00ds0ñ,
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#HBDwh0re 🐝
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My gift to Ch@zz & the other ain't 💩 n!gs named above is the *new reality* of having been exposed as pr3d@t0ry s3x offenders 🎁
...YOU’RE WELCOME 😇
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*What happened to the "C," ñ!99@??? I guess it got cut off when Nik decided to embrace its ~feminine side~ 🙄🥱
Also: Ch@zz et al gon' have people wondering real hard what TF actually happened to them; got mad cases in Virginia but *STAY* wanting to pop up in DC, head ahh 🤨❌ #Don'tDoIt