Beware the sting of a killa b33... might be fatal to your ego 🐝
Today's post is about the Jewish holiday of Passover, a.k.a. 'Pesach.'
Passover honors the B!bl!c@l story of the eñ$l@v3d Israelites' escape from Egypt.
In the Book of Exodus, G0d appears to the prophet M0$es in the form of a burning bush & commands M0$es to tell the Israelites to mark lamb's 🩸 over their doors so that the Angel of D3@th would pass over them, leaving the people untouched by what's called the tenth plague--or d3@th of the firstborn.
After the d3@th of the firstborn, the Egyptian Pharaoh ordered the Israelites to leave & take whatever they wished with them, & asked M0$es to bless him in the name of the L0rd.
The Exodus passage goes on to state that the Passover sacrifice recalls the time when G0d "passed over the houses of the Israelites in Egypt." (Exodus 12:27)
The b!bl!c@l rules for observance of Passover state that all leavened food items must be discarded prior to celebration--suggesting that sacrifices be made to G0d in "their least altered state"--& that an unblemished lamb or goat be set aside, s!@üght3red at dusk, then roasted & eaten before dawn.
Nothing of the sacrifice is to remain by morning; any leftovers must be burned 🔥
There are glaringly obvious parallels to my own 'Lisa B.' / !i$@ bee™ life in the story of Passover, particularly with regards to the sacrificial lamb.
My full initials damn near spell out the word "lamb;" that's how uncanny all of this is 😵💫
And, as stated in earlier posts, there's already multiple people outchea thinking of ya girl as a literal Angel of D3@th; who has hella--#HELLAAA--🩸 relatives; & now, due to a f*çked up genetic experiment gone terribly *TERRIBLY* wrong, has a 💩 ton of random MF-ers' knucklehead loser a$$ firstborn "kids" to avenge 👿
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...I honestly can't make this stuff up.
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All the heathens involved in this mess, they'll get what's coming to them eventually... #TRUST 🙏🏾✨
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...After all, it's already been written 📝
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That being said, some (definitely *not* all 😒) of the kids resulting from this genetic experimentation BS are cool.
Below are just a few of what I call my 'egg children,' a.k.a. [...]
Lisa's Kids ☺️🥚🍳