#HBD: AMC

Name: Ak!@ M3sh0n C@rt3r-R!ch@rds0n (?)

Birthdate: 5/6/1986

Location: Somewhere in or around the D(M)V area

Why they feelin' The Sting today:

Ak!@ C@rt3r is one of my twin bro the @ntichr!st's baby muvas (BMs), the second of who-knows-how-many unfortunate bishes.

Though he be movin' through the world like he does (that is: #InsanelyAF), Ak!@ actually enthusiastically consented to having at least one of bro's endless string of knucklehead loser kids. 

Believe it or not, there's quite a few women--& even some dudes, y'all--who genuinely f*ck with my bro purely off the strength of how next-level, incomprehensibly bad he is 👹 

As previously stated, ***nobody on Earth*** is physically attractive, rich, swaggy, or whatever TF else enough to 100% be getting away with this psych0tic bull-💩, y'all 😒👎

A b!tch like Ak!@ C@rt3r don't care, though; she don't wanna hear nunna dat 

"Stay away from him, he's the literal @nt!chr!st" 

nonsense. 

In fact, that warning alone made her cr@zy a$$ even *MORE* determined to bag this peanut head a$$ n!99a B@xt3r 🙄#SIGH

We actually had a rotating cast of relatives--male & female, young & old--try & get through to this girl Ak!@ just how much of a potentially f@t@l mistake she was making in obsessing over a dude like my/*OUR* bro, the @nt!chr!st.

Long story short: 

Our efforts failed, y'all, & despite voluntarily--*ENTHUSIASTICALLY*--signing up to be part of the effed up harem that is my bro the @nt!chr!st's ever-expanding group of BMs, Ak!@ acted totally shocked & brand-effing-new when bro started essentially brainwashing her into submission with his ung0dly behavior--with the ultimate aim of dominating, controlling, & eventually completely destroying a bish in every sense of the word 🧨💥

Ya girl was one of the first people to attempt getting through to Ak!@ about this horrific lifestyle choice of hers: 

Of actively, relentlessly, pursuing the modern-day incarnation of the one & only @nt!chr!st. 

It was like Biz@rr0 W0rld tryna get through to this child, y'all 😵‍💫 

Though we could've been literal twins, seeing as how our physical features are so similar to one another--even today, we're nearly the same exact height & weight--we absolutely were not twins in any kind of way whatsoever.

GAHHH. I *WISH* that last statement were true, y'all!!! 

...But as it turns out, this chick Ak!@ & I share the same surrogate mom & at least one biological father in common 🤦🏾‍♀️ #FCUK 

Anyways. This girl Ak!@ C@rt3r had a *choice* & several opportunities to *NOT* involve herself any further in this genetic nonsense...

But, maniacally, she did so anyways 😱 

Now look at us: Some f*cked up sister-wives/BMs to our slightly older bro/BD, the @nt!chr!st 🙄😒

IDK what the final straw was in Ak!@ & B@xt3r breaking up & staying away from each other for good... 

It could've been the multiple paternity & back child support lawsuits, or maybe the night he dropped Ak!@'s teacup yorkie out of a Manhattan high-rise hotel window & into oncoming traffic below--I was present for that particular fight/argument; it was #SuperTragic, y'all 🥶

Whatever the case, as far as I'm aware neither one of them is allowed within a certain distance of each other & I don't even know (or particularly care) wassup with their kid and/or kids together 🤷🏾‍♀️

Imma just say it here exactly like I did back in high school when we, as a family unit, were trying to avoid adding to the complete disaster that is our effed up genetic situation by convincing Ak!@ C@rt3r to *NOT* procreate with B@xt3r T!ll3y-Gr33n(e):

You too pretty to be *THIS* gh3tto, b!tch, damn.

Ak!@ M3sh0n C@rt3r, #HBDwh0re--wherever TF you are 🥳