Beware the sting of a killa b33... might be fatal to your ego 🐝
If y’all think the genetic rodeo stopped for me with just *two* unusually-conceived sons, you’re #WRONG.
...I got three more kids, all of whom are so dumb-close in age to me & each other that we basically grew up as siblings 😓
...After Jü$t!n came my baby “J.” 💜
J.’s biological dad & birth mom are also well-known entertainers. In fact, J. & I share one of my 11 (!!!) biological dads, on some science non-fiction ish 🩸🧬
J., too, is vastly different than their older brothers. J.’s *never* been afraid of individuality & their creative expression has been encouraged & supported their entire life 🎨
My baby makes quality jams (not the edible kind 😉), with music as a lucrative side hustle 🎶
J. even tried, with moderate success, to popularize the concept of “male skirts,” bless their heart 🥲
Having Moe, Jü$t!n & J. as my baby-brothers showed me how truly unique sets of siblings can be.
It was starting to feel like a sausage fest for me genetically, though, so I petitioned my parents/guardians/whoever had control of my genetic material at the time to birth me some female kids, please 🚺
...That’s how my babies Y@y@ & 'Lo came on the scene 🤰🏾 #GirlPower
J., Y@y@ & 'Lo are stair-steps, meaning each of them is no more than a year or so apart in age from the other.
J. & 'Lo have the same biological mom (me), biological dad, & surrogate/birth mom…
…Whereas Y@y@ has the same biological mom (me again), a different one of my 11 biological dads as *HER* biological dad, too, *and* a great surrogate/birth mom named K3ri who helped make this situation a whole lot less chaotic than it really was 🙃
As with Moe & Jü$t!n, my younger kids & I were initially introduced as cousins, then half-siblings, then parent/child, dependent on that individual kid’s understanding of this situation at the time it’s being explained to them.
#RealTalk, some members of my family *STILL* don’t know or “get” the full picture.
That’s aight though, y’all:
Like I said in a previous post, everything ain’t for everybody.
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…And if it ain’t your business or cup of tea, then keep it TF moving 🤨
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Anyways, having my sister-girls added to the mix was beyond words. Y’all remember that S!mp$0ns episode where Lisa wonders if every S!mp$0n goes through a "process of dumbening"?
My boys are smart enough, but goofy as h3ll 🤪
My girls are too (just like their biological mama 🥰), but they back it up with looks, personality, credentials--& hands, if necessary 😵💥🤛🏾
What I’m tryna say is this:
All my babies come correct, it’s just the girls tend to get it together the quickest & most consistently 🚺✊🏾🏆
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...That’s all 👍