Beware the sting of a killa b33... might be fatal to your ego 🐝
In honor of Friday the 13th (the actual date, not the movie 😉), figured I'd (re-)create a special list--one of my fave ways to stay organized, btw 🥰--of things for these h0es to preoccupy themselves with *BESIDES* getting on my very last nerve...
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...Because that 💩 is *THROUGH,* ya heard.
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So here it is:
Being turnt into fr0$t!tüt3s, having to sell their 🚮😾👎 in a blizzard 🌬
Why they don't have the looks, income, or 🍆 size to be moving through the world like they do
Why they 🥜-sacks smell like musty cold trash
...And look like two jawbreakers in a pair of long a$$ brown tube socks 🤮
Why they some goofy a$$, cheddar-toothed "townies" who possess all the brain cells of a dog's 🍑
Why they severely light-skinned--in skin tone *AND* behavior 🤔
Why they routinely dressed like they just got fired from somewhere
Why them, they mans *AND* y'all's kids together outchea enthusiastically callin' a bish 'Daddi'??? #RealQuestion
Why they BD can't afford school supplies & is on the DL
Why when I look at they selfies, it feel like my computer screen stank 😷
Why "Swing Low Sweet Chariot" starts playing every time they take their bras off
If y'all FPs & FP-sympathizers are THAT mad at a bish, why do y'all *REFUSE* to take that up with whatever stupid pr0st!tüt3 gave birth to you???
Why they kid's favorite color is 'pizza' 🍕
Why they man eats chicken wings & smokes oui'd for breakfast
Why they won't stop acting like some p3ni!e implants & get it TF together 🤨
Why they some 'n!993rs who exist'--*NOT* RNs???
Why I saw they mans on celebrity Je0p@rdy a few weeks ago & he only got two answers right--one of the answers being “Vi@gr@”??? 🥀
Why they hoodborn, meat-headed loser ahh tried to blame the spooky dookie in their yard--that nobody knows where it came from--on *ME*??? 👻💩
Why they cigarette emoji-a$$ ninja has an entire *HAREM* of fugly, wack a$$ h0es on his child-sized 🍆
Speaking of which: Why doesn't he *have* a big 🍆, he *IS* a big 🍆??? 😤👎👎👎👎
Which leads me to my next question: Why do I just *have* a v@g!ñ@ & these h0es *ARE* v@g!ñ@s, effin' up my (p)i$$ed the (H)3ll off balance??? #PleaseExplainIt
Why it looks like they used to bite people in all their baby pics 😬
Why their wigs are on sideways with the chin straps all loose
Why they think I'm laughing *with* them & not *AT* them 🎭
Why Daddi is perfectly right in calling 'whoever'--including them--a "b!tch" or a "h0e" because everybody's a b!tch sometimes & everyone's a h0e for somebody or something 😇🤷🏾♀️🤑 #Chr!$tSlütsUnited*
Why Daddi would never--*NEVERRR*!!!--in any realm of reality swing it their or their musty weird a$$ husband's way to try & spice up their s3xless fart party of a marriage for a night 😤👎👎
Why Daddi's totally cool with her last name--despite all the trauma attached to it--because she was raised to believe she was, more than likely, J3$ü$' favorite thing after a long day of performing miracles: A phat 🍑 B!üñt 😜
Why their severely delayed infantilized child is lookin' at *ME* sideways, when *THEY* the severely delayed infantilized child of the situation 🤔⁉️
Why they a smoove 45+ years old still calling mommy/Daddi for help... in situations *THEY* created 🥴 (Sidenote: Who brings they momz to a güñ f!ght, yo??? 🤡)
Why I only hear farts in the wind when they pathetic a$$es dare to attempt speaking to me 🥱🙉😴
Why their illicitly-conceived, elderly-faced child be at the playground lookin' like a full-grown p3rv3rt "playing" with the other kids 😳🚨
Why said severely delayed & neglected child only knows three (3) words, total: "B00bs;" "cake pops;" & "p*$$y" 😕
Why they *AND* their janky a$$ offspring don't look human, but humanoid 👹 (hence the exclusive use of 'they/them' pronouns when referring to them/it 😉)
Why Daddi !i$@'s somewhere misbehavin' witcha Main Freak while they just stuck there, in their feelings 😭😎🏝
Why they keep calling kids that are damn near retirement age "toddlers" 👴🏾👵🏾
Why they wear so many pounds of makeup, lashes, lip gloss, weave & whatever else that they look like some scary a$$ pigs that stood in front of a bunch of makeup güñz set to 'clown' 🐷🤡🙄
Why they kids is gonna grow up to be *ALREADY ARE* some next-level s3x offenders cuz they 66.6+ years old still not potty-trained or understanding the words "No... Stop... Don't do that" ❌⚠️🛑
Why Daddi don't really believe in being "learning disabled" or "legally brain d3@d," since even "☠️" dogs got the ability to learn what *NOT* tf to do 🤷🏾♀️
Why Daddi has a surplus of hand- & mouth-type jobs to keep these h0es occupied & TF off her last nerve 😤💰
Why they got mysterious ghost 🍆 prints all on the mirror they take selfies with they kids in
Why they don't under-TF-stand that when they engage in clownery, *SOMETIMES* the clown comes back to bite
Why they claim to be biracial, but their alleged "YT" mom looks like a Mexican stüd 🇲🇽
Why they don't run 💩 but they mouths
Why Daddi !i$@ gets more love in *their* hometowns than they could ever hope for 🥰
Why no reputable companies or brand names wanna touch they unhinged a$$es with a 10-foot pole 😓
Why they (*RIGHTFULLY*) chose a life of sensually grinding on complete strangers for a living over risking CTE & not being able to complete full sentences by the time they 40 years old 😅
Why they be lookin' "d0wñy" in the face yet are somehow still able to make... something (😕) of themselves, à la F0rr3st Gümp
Why they such hardcore a!c0h0!ics that they lost custody of they kids & the ability to have pets of they own, steady working at a whole wine store (of all places) 🙄🍷
Why they keep posting to social media, dry snitching on themselves, like the Feds not watching 👀
Why they keep posting motivational/subliminal ish to their timelines knowing *THEY'RE* the aggressors 🧐
Why they keep posting the free promo-type "gifts" they receive like people really wanna sit around watching them open some raggedy a$$ "gifts"... it's giving #CharityCase, babes 🥴💸
Why the background in all their home-based selfies looks like a pr0n0 set, not a "real" house 🤸🏽♀️
Why they think it's "tough love" or "constructive criticism" when they *really* about to become casualties of w@r 🔥
Why they & their illicitly-conceived kids of mine look so naturally hideous it's like they're deformed 🪞
*TF* they & said kids be smiling so creepily & aggressively hard about??? 😱 #LookAtYourLivesLookAtYourChoices
Why they refuse to log off the effin' Internet & go drown their *many* sorrows in a bottle of whiskey... or ten 😵💫🥃
Who--or *WHAT* 👻--keeps posting to their socials when they're presumed to have been "☠️" for over a year
Who *TF* they think is "playing around" or "joking" with them in communicating these type words to somebody 🤡
Why they got all the common sense of a bag of t3$tic!es
Why they out here teaching their severely delayed bad a$$ hellions to basically rep sets (including fraternal organizations) they're never--in actuality--going to be qualified to join 🤙🏾
Why they're urgently splicing together old video footage to make it *seem* as if they're still a cohesive family unit, when the backgrounds of the vids look like the type of transitional housing reserved for folks whose time is (*FINALLY*) 🆙
Why they claim to be 24 - 30 years old (🙄) but they & the kids' hairlines are a smoove 65+ 👴🏾
Why they talkin' bout "Even queens have 'off' days 😫" when they about to have an 'off' *LIFE*
Why the only entity that "wants" them (in any real sense) is the Feds--for aggravated child s3xü@! @$$@ü!t 🥀
Who exactly they're referring to when posting ish like "You can be beautiful but VERY ugly! Kindness is attractive" 🤨
Why they keep frontin' like it was *their own* decision to not have any more fugly a$$ special needs kids when:
They had their *entire womb removed* by the state after their last pregnancy for being a mentally unfit "parent" & having a hubby with an obvious pregnancy f3t!$h 🤰🏾🤢
Their very own weird, corny, lame so-called spouse went behind their back & got *a whole vasectomy* (!!!) due to them publicly admitting to plans on stealthing the negro into having even *MORE* fugly a$$ special needs kids 🤭 #YIKES
Why they keep invoking the name of the L0rd when they *KNOW* they some straight-up S@t@ñ!sts 🙄🔥
Why they dress their fugly a$$ d3m0n sp@wn kids like "Where's Waldo?" rejects 🔍
Why they're so proud of their eldest fugly a$$ d3m0n sp@wn child *finally* graduating 1st grade, when that kid *ABSOLUTELY* has to be approaching middle-age 🤔
Why the only thing they're "authentic, honest, loving & grateful" about is being a complete fraud ⛓
Why their soft-boned a$$ is about to be "broke" in more ways than one 🦴💸
Why they be using the terms "Aunt/Auntie/Grandma, etc." to passive-aggressively suggest somebody's old & out-of-touch... sneak dissin' a$$ h0es
Why them apparently being a whole Black (b)lack Republican makes *PERFECT* sense, as to their effed up behavior
How they're out here calling themselves an "Engineering Manager"--NOTE: That's someone who *MANAGES* the engineers, *NOT* an actual engineer--not knowing the basics of how popular web apps work 🤯 #Dw!ghtSchrüteHeadAhh
Why not even blind people wanna see them *OR* their janky a$$ severely delayed girl children--clothed *OR* n3kk!d 🤮
How they're basically PBT 🚮
Why literal prisoners are fed better, more nutritious meals than their own developmentally delayed kids--who *NEVER* grow up; whose hair growth is seriously stunted (actually, *the whole family* has f*cked up hair/hairlines); who're being infantilized into oblivion from being fed *only* bread & water (😳), etc. etc.
Why they're forever posting glaringly out-of-date footage of their so-called families... it's disorienting AF (i.e., What year is it in their lil insular, self-created world? Which U.S. state are they currently in?? Why the backgrounds be lookin' like staged sets, constantly changing and/or devoid of other human beings???, etc.)
I know the entire family *LOOKS* like a pack of wild animals, but why they treat the kids like pets--or accessories--instead of real, live human children??? 🐗
Why they're so self-incriminatingly transparent 😶 #iAppreciateItTho 👍
Why their fugly, bad-built, weird-looking a$$ is openly contributing to the delinquency of a minor by having the neglected monkey-looking child sing "You don't wanna mess with me, cuz when you mess with me, you're messing with my family" 🙈🙊🙉
Why they're pretending--en masse--to give an eff about the Israeli-Palestinian w@r when they're engaged in (& woefully losing at 🙄🏳) their own self-inflicted w@rs right here, stateside 🤔🌎
Why they *stay* tryna s3xü@l!ze motherhood like some next-level p3rvs 🍼
Why it looks like the current version of them ate the former version of them whole 🐷🍴
Why they're accepting donations from complete strangers to "survive" off of / continue financing their extreme "🚬🌳"
Why they crowdsource ways to do their actual *PAID* jobs better... via social media 🥴
How & why said jobs apparently pay them enough to afford not one but *TWO* $1,500 office chairs & imaginary P0rSçhë cars they won't live long enough to acquire, much less drive off somebody's parking lot 🤔
Why they be picking random keywords--down to the same emojis, y'all 🤦🏾♀️--I use here on my blog to... IDK, trigger a bish into a negative reaction??? Garner some *ANY* type of attention, positive or otherwise??? Expose just how batsh!t crazy they are to the world at-large??? #MakeItMakeSense
Why all the people they label as "friends" of theirs look scared to be photographed with them... & thus plastered all over their janky a$$ social media pages for clout 😟😤 #UsersAreAbü$3rs #PleaseMakeItStop
Why any & all social activities they partake in (including actively t3rr0r!z!ng ya girl 🙄) revolve around their drüg(s) of choice--typically a!c0h0l. Daddi's a non-judgmental somebody, OK followers??? But at the very least, having a clear & totally, woefully un-managed full-blown addiction opens these freaks up to being bl@ckm@i!ed... AT THE *VERY* LEAST 🥂🍾 #LotsOfCheeseShoppingSprees 🧀🤑🛍
Why anybody who calls themselves "loving" (🙄) them for *DAMN* sure don't love themselves, cuz WTF⁉️ 😶
Why when Daddi !i$@ says or does something, it's funny & cute. ...But when these bishes try it, they fail 🤨👎❌
Why them indirectly calling for a 'ceasefire' (by way of reposting content referencing the w@r in G@z@ that *don't* concern them 😒) only makes Daddi come at them even *HARDER*--unfortunate pun *DEFINITELY* intended 🍆🖕
Why they BD be purposefully misspelling sh!t in the most p3rv3rt3d way possible, i.e., By asking to 'm3@t' up with a bish--who's *NOT* them???
...And to do what, exactly: Make sandwiches??? Cuz any sandwich Daddi makes is far meatier & more flavorful than they could *EVER* imagine... h0es 🥪😎👍
Why Daddi & her like-minded homegirls be outchea smellin' like cookies, cakes & pies--but ain't nuthin' really sweet about 'em 😾 | 🍪 | ❌ | 🧁 | 👎 | 🥧 | 🐝
Why them & their janky a$$ d3m0n sp@wn kids *STAY* outchea lookin' wild AF, with perfectly-round cueball heads; cross-eyed as they wanna be; creepy a$$ ever-present smiles on their hideous faces; looking like r3t@rd3d potatoes or Sp0ñg3B0b Sqü@reP@ñts or some ish, etc. etc.
Why they BD makes zero sense & ("allegedly" 🙄) hella dollars... like a rich a$$ corndog or sum'n 🌭
Why whoever their husband/child's father currently is--barring any extreme circumstances &/or medical interventions, of course--he's pretty much set for life in terms of being able to start an entirely new family without them, regardless of his current age. Cuz *REALISTICALLY* it's a whole chicken wrap for them, their BDs & the rest of their lil ill-fated so-called "family" units 😵🥀
Why the longer one looks at these h0es, the uglier they get... like some f*cked up P!c@ss0s or sum'n. 'Cept, obviously, P!c@ss0s are fine art--these h0es are *NOT* 👩🏾🎨🎨🖼 #LightSkinAndWavyHairDo*Not*AHottieMake, b!tch 🖕
Why whenever their so-called kids try to speak, they sound like some dinosaurs tryna communicate underwater--*THAT'S* how severely delayed they are??? 🌊🤔🦖
What was the point of them getting lipo & a BBL--when they're still built like a linebacker all around the lipo & the BBL??? 🏈
Why they wear being a 'D!$n3y adult' as a badge of honor 😬🚨
Why they out here teaching their severely delayed/impaired kids to stroll, buying 'em designer footwear & whatnot, stuffing their overgrown a$$es into pushchairs when they can fully walk on their own, when said kids can't read, speak, follow simple instructions, have complete meltdowns at being told 'No,' etc. etc. #PRIORITIES
Why they don't deserve large amounts of money because they clearly don't know what to do with the relatively paltry amounts of money they *DO* receive 💸
Why exactly their mentally impaired, morbidly obese beaver with crunchy, dry a$$ weave-looking ahh wasn't allowed to raise any female children--oh wait: It must be because the all-male children they *WERE* allowed to raise are basically a bunch of "🚬s" who now--most unfortunately--have girl children of their own that they (again, *QUITE* unfortunately) post topless, spread-eagle pictures of online ⚠️
Why they think they're so smart *JUST* because they got bit by a roach that crawled out of a dictionary 🪳📖
Why they not men but "🚬s"; why they not women but beasts with va-jay-jays 🤢
Why however they ultimately expire (& they *WILL,* trust & bee-lieve that), it'll bee of natural causes:
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🐝🐝🐝 D3@th by bee sting 🐝🐝🐝
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Why they're clearly part of the (closeted) LGBTQ+ community outchea telling Daddi she's "too aggressive" & "masculine" when they, themselves, look like some lumberjack l3sb0s ready to chop wood & build their own cabins & shiiii... 🪵🪓🏚
Why if they actually are some real-life witches--as I *STRONGLY* suspect they are--they need to go on 'head & announce that to folks using their 'Grown Person' words. Cuz the best kind of witch you can be is an honest one 🔮🧹✨
Why Daddi's already onto the next with regards to her personal style by the time these bitin' a$$ fools Ctrl + C / Ctrl + V the sh*t like they always do. Speaking of which, why they some out-of-town unbalanced fools rockin' DC's very own N3w B@l@nce shoes? I'm *THAT* influential to these h0es??? ✈️🙄👟
Why it's less of a "race" thing or a "s3xü@!ity" thing & more of a *HUMANITY* (or lack thereof) thing that these sub-human beings simply do not--& will *NEVER*--possess 🤷🏾♀️
That said & with all due respect to the tr@ns community, when someone starts the process of transitioning from one gender to the other, there's a period of time they truly look wild AF & almost scary in some cases--like the living d3@d. Ol' boy & ol'... whatever it identifies as got that look, as does Miss "Master's of Social Work *AND* double-Ivy (like that ish really means something 😒)" R@ms-Dudes-in-the-🍑 #oop
Why Daddi hates a self-proclaimed "high-value," '*I'M* the prize' a$$ "man." You's a full-blown cigarette emoji, dawg, who needs to #LOGOFFTHEINTERNET--permanently ☠️
Why Daddi !i$@ told they mans to call her only when his beard connects... which it never will 🤭
Why they keep posting content to their socials indicating they wanna get active, but never actually *SAY THE WORDS* "I wanna get active" 🤔🏋🏾♀️
Why they should do what Uncle Sn00p did & just give up smoke... it's *REALLY* bad for your health 🚭
Why them, they mans, *AND* their janky a$$ illegitimately-conceived kids together have the smoothed-over, sloping facial features, weirdly-misshapen heads, & dull, blank-eyed stares of people who are severely mentally, socially, ethically, morally, financially, & emotionally r3t@rd3d 😐
#TriggerWarning: Why this... individual (😒) keeps making increasingly overt thr3@ts on my life, including:
Crowdsourcing ideas for "cütting board recommendations"
Posting pictures of diced & shredded meat
Removing me from a public M33tüp group for young Black professionals, seemingly just because they felt like it
Referencing various forms of s3xü@l a$$@ült in the online content they interact with, directed specifically--& exclusively--towards other Black females (a.k.a. "Punching down")
Subliminal content directed towards me but featuring several of my bl00d relatives who are well-known entertainers
Even though all indications point towards them being a S@t@n!st, witch, or some other d3m0n!c entity, they *stay* using religious terms like saying "Amen!" in response to other users' comments; "praying" that things go well or in their favor; saying "Gosh!/Gee wolly!/Wow!" & other archaic censored words in place of the slew of cuss words they *ACTUALLY* want to use, etc.
Alternatively, they're overly optimistic & "confident"-slash-outright arrogant AF to the point of serious delusion, pathology, & criminality 💊⛓
Using .gifs of nuns to convey whatever deluded points they're trying to make online
Content of a group of young Black youths ç0çking their pi$t0!s, with this individual making commentary that their only issue with that image is that the teens are holding the güñs wrong
*** Actually "Liking" content--apparently, their favorite way to speak their mind without *ACTUALLY* speaking their MF-ing mind--indicating they want to "hüñt [me] down every day" until the day they "💀" & that if they ki!!ed me, they're "b3@ting the charge" 😬⚠️🚨 ***
Displaying a remarkable lack of self-awareness such that they continuously post content that applies to them, specifically, in an un-ironic manner (i.e., Commenting "Truly! I think anonymity makes people bold" from an account that (thankfully) has their full government name attached to it; saying "Some boundaries are definitely necessary. It's wild in these streets" in reference to some random web app; using typically innocuous yet inherently vi0l3ñt-sounding phrases like "...[H]it the nail right on the head;" saying it likes to "watch the dismay wash over a man's face" as it "out manspread[s] him" in a congested public space like an airplane; responding "Laughable" to someone posting that "[S]ome of the stuff people put out into the world is insane to me," & so damn much more that ya girl is breaking out into hives (*AGAIN*) just from having to re-live the madness of this b!tch)
Boldly using common phrases like "You know what they say about assumptions 😉," implying some random (likely bot) account on the Internet is an a$$ 😒
Posting about the literal "hundreds of bottles" of liquor it owns as well as prolifically posting about its apparent access to 🔥💪🏾s, despite *CLEARLY* being mentally ill & un-medicated AF
"Liking" content suggesting that it "[S]ay relevant unhinged things with surgical precision" like their (apparently) favorite blogger does 😒🔪
Openly indicating that it likes to instigate matters & "[add] on to the chaos" in already-tense life situations
Typing that some unnamed (likely Black... this thing clearly hates itself) female stranger in a coffee shop is "Very untrustworthy" & "Beyond unhinged" for taking a meeting sans headphones, when they're... themselves 😬
Claiming that it's currently dating a man (#YIKES... poor fella), despite otherwise fully-presenting as an aggressive lumberjack l3sb0 on the prowl for new 😾
*YET AGAIN* un-ironically tw33ting sh!t like "To be fair, some managers do give you a lot to hate" & "Liking" sh!t like "The world needs unkindness canceling headphones" 😑
Hosting *whole* networking events through the so-called professional M33tüp group they removed me from at local breweries (...naturally 🙄🥃) that're mere blocks away from where I used to live
In what sense being an *ALLEGED* &/or hopefully soon-to-be-fired 'Engineering Manager' (🙄) at a large streaming platform is "doing the L0rd's work"???
Why they BD has all the emotional intelligence of a pre-pubescent girl, reacting just as juvenile & effeminately as he wants to 💁🏽🎀
Why said BD tries to cosplay Black male identity, but just winds up looking like the cigarette emoji-adjacent loser he *REALLY* is
Why they seemingly think of themselves as a "lovable drunk"--despite the fact they're actively engaged in chemical w@rf@re by getting all-the-way *TWISTED* before going on their unending online rampages towards ya girl 🍻
Why they always indirectly--& never *DIRECTLY,* with they whole saggy, deflated pancake witch t!tty chest--imply somebody's a "fake empath" whose kindness is apparently "just for show;" a "ran-thru wh0re" with an "unknown amount of BDs" who seemingly can't keep her legs closed; a "rich auntie" or straight-up "grandma" who *MUST* have a sh!t ton of money, right? But nothing else to really show for it besides frazzled nerves & a strong desire to lay hands on every. P3rp. That wants the ish... & especially some that don't, etc. etc. 👊🏾💥
Why they look like a literal piece of 💩--or, alternatively, a minion with t!tties attached to it--in a jheri-curled hair helmet that somehow managed to stuff itself into a cheap, ill-fitting thrift store suit/suit-dress
Why their severely delayed, lazy, rude, & straight-up deformed-looking bug of a girl child's complete lack of a reaction to *ANYTHING*--other than its equally-as-delayed & deformed-looking adult male-only (😳🚨) relatives--is disturbing AF 🥐
Why its overgrown, pr3d@t0ry-looking, legally-brain-d3@d-yet-*SOMEHOW*-still-keeping-itself-alive head a$$ keeps fixing its Tw!tt3r fingers to comment on situations *TOTALLY* outside of its tax bracket 🤨💸
Why they're a literal female fl@sh3r/exh!b!t!0n!st (🤢) un-ironically posting about its "journaling" habit (😒) & how that activity gives it "the opportunity to see [itself] & be seen" (😬🚨)
Why they keep using the names & likenesses of my family members--particularly B3y0ncé, R0byn, W!ll/J@d@, etc.--to not-so-subtly promote their janky a$$ side "businesses" 👿 #JustAtMeDirectlyH0es (Sidenote: Behaviors like *THIS* are what Daddi's referring to when she appropriately labels someone an ethical &/or moral r3t@rd 🤡💩)
Why these h0es think that being a so-called protected class (that is: complete & utter r3t@rds) &/or having light skin, a YT parent, & whatever a$$cr@ck-textured hair results from that *totally absolves* them of any kind of reproach with regards to their criminally bad behavior... That is *ABSOLUTELY* false, b!tch! 🤨🤦🏾♀️❌🖕
Why, thankfully--*PRAYERFULLY* 🙏🏾✨--their social media access is being revoked cross-platforms, cuz they for *damn* sure don't need social media access where they going (which, naturally, is straight (...back?) to H3ll 👹🔥)
Why Daddi fully believes them when they thr3@ten to "ki!! her" & that they'll "b3@t the charge" for doing so, since they're *THAT* used to employing plausible deniability-type manipulative strategies to get their own way with things
Speaking of which: How & why are these deranged alc0h0l!c heifers still getting access to vehicles to drive & thus thr3@ten *EVERYBODY'S* lives with their insanity & (mental, emotional, social, etc.) r3t@rd@t!0n??? #SeriousPublicHealthRisks 🚨
After a lifetime of epically f*çking up--including being a s3ri@! r@p!$t of women, kids & cats (!!!)--why they waited til they were 40+ years old to suddenly decide they're actually a tr@ñs individual... at which point, their fugly a$$ dingbat of a mother promptly up & moved elsewhere without telling them 😹🔪🥒 #LMAO #ChemicalCastration
Why ✌️ to the dome + ☝️ to the chest + a trip through somebody's w00d ch!pper solves an entire *HOST* of f*çked up life situations--& I'm not talking about sh0ts of whisk(e)y ❌🥃
Why they blame everything that goes wrong in their lives--and it's *A LOT,* y'all--on them being Black. #NEWSFLASH: It's not cuz you (b)lack, bew; it's cuz you's a grossly incompetent multi-r3t@rd3d alc0h0l!c (amongst other things) 🥴
Why they enabling a$$ mom & sister got sh0t at tryna visit their janky a$$ gravesite 😅⚰️
Why they're so concerned with artificial intelligence (AI)/artificial realities (AR)--or, more accurately, why wouldn't they be, since they're dumb as h3ll & fake/delusional AF 😵💫
Why even their severely mentally challenged, neglected AF lil d3m0n sp@wn boy child recognizes that *baby dolls* go in strollers, *NOT* oversized, legs-hanging-over-the-side of the strollers, giant Bigfoot a$$ so-called "Big Boys" 🙄
Why the $37,000 $60,000+ (!!!) they've raised thus far to keep their precious, discriminatory hiring practices-having bookstore afloat needs to go straight to *ME,* not those dusty sl0res 📚😒
Why they got pictures--*PLURAL*--of other people's kids on their timelines knowing full-well they can't or will never have any of their own... It's giving "I k!dn@p kids," b!tch 😬🚨
Why they respond in real-time to their social media comments like the broke 'n b!tchless (or n!99@less) no-life mega losers they *really* are
Why they act so lost & confused as to caring for their illegitimately-conceived d3m0n sp@wn ✌️ kid's ✌️ (🙄) natural hair, when--underneath all the hair extensions, weave & whatnot--they got the *same* exact hair texture 😒👎
Why they got a second job moonlighting as a security camera monitor at ya girl's old residence, thus forcing a bish to move TF out--expeditiously 😨🥵😱
Why they go around telling law enforcement that whatever ya girl's reported to them about this b!tch's wildly out-of-pocket behavior is "only" (😒) a result of a lover's spat--when ya girl don't even swing that way #Respectfully 🏳️🌈
Why they be running their hardest & fastest against their own severely delayed offspring in a footrace, when you're *ACTUALLY* supposed to let the kid win since they're already losing at life being a child of theirs 🥴
Why their heads--as ✌️ adults ✌️ (🙄)--are so abnormally large & misshapen, kinda like a f*çked up D0r!t0 chip... I *KNOW* a regular, functioning human brain don't have the space to fully grow inside them jonts. But as long as they have light skin, a YT parent, & whatever a$$cr@ck-textured hair results from that, right 😒
Why they--creepily--talk through their teeth without moving their lips *AND* mumble-talk simultaneously such that their words slur together unintelligibly, like a ventriloquist dummy or sum'n 😕
Why they post video of their m0nk3y-fied lil girl dancing robotically to one of my baby Moe's songs 🤯🙈 #CreepyAF
Why they think K0b3 Bry@ñt stans are "top tier weirdos," but them being a Br0n-s3xü@l isn't 🤔🏀
Why, in the off-chance they *DO* get laid, they always ask for the 'small pack' of c0nd0ms 🥀
How they be affording international weekend trips (🙄) to places when they, collectively, don't seem smart enough to secure passports, much less book their own international flights ✈️
Why they a full-blown publicly-accused p3d0 outchea inappropriately calling their #DelayedAF illegitimately-conceived daughter "My lil rida!" 😬🚨
Why their own parents don't even f*çk with them to the point the parents keep turning the heat up in an effort to get them TF outta their house 👹🔥
Why they think being labelled "bad," "dangerous," "unhinged," etc. is a compliment (😒)--instead of the *HUGE* 🚩 + warning to others it actually is, to stay the complete eff away from them & those of their ilk 🛑
Why all they can do now is "tw33t"--live from d3@th r0w, from deep within the bowels of somebody's federal supermax psychiatric prison 🤫
Who TF is traveling with a newborn if they don't absolutely have to--it's giving "broke" 💸
Why they be scouring my P!nt3r3st boards for so-called "style inspo," when they *really* just jockin' my *ENTIRE* steez, man 😤 #PLAGIARISM
Why the perfect solution to a mouthy a$$ unrelenting "keyboard warrior" or "Internet g@ngst@" is a 🔨 to both hands + off with those 👍👎 they're so insistent upon using
Why most people look *BETTER* when they smile, but not these h0es--or their hideous mutant d3m0n sp@wn "kids"
Why a certain arrogant, on-the-DL, negligent AF Black (b)lack so-called "male" doctor is about to see--fast--just how quickly its downfall comes 💊💀💉
Why they can karate-chop the air in "defense" (🤭) of themselves all they want to... 'til they can't no more 🤷🏾♀️
Why they look like çr@çked-out cartoon animals in all their throwback pics 😵💫
Why damn near everything I post to my *PRIVATE* social media account(s) somehow winds up being referenced in their *PUBLIC-FACING* social media accounts 👀🔍🤦🏾♀️ #GetOffMy🍆
Why they keep emphasizing how "young" they allegedly are--like some regretful oldheads. ...Or centuries-old witches 🔮🧹✨
Why they get their & their wack a$$ family's entire shoe game from a female (Read: *ME*) while still espousing & upholding archaic gender norms pertaining to male/female behavior 😒👎👎👎👎
Why they keep tryna make being 'adult twins' pop off... it's creepy AF 😱
Why they claim to be a former schoolteacher, but otherwise present as being severely learning disabled & can't spell or use basic words correctly (i.e., Saying "eventual" when they *actually* mean "eventful," etc. etc.) 🙄
Why they some F-words, totally misusing other (very important!!!) F-words like "friends" & "family," to associate with their completely effed-up behaviors... F-t@rds 🤬
Why the longer they refuse to confirm whether they're severely mentally delayed &/or challenged or not, the more severely mentally delayed &/or challenged I'm going to think (Correction: *KNOW*) they are 👿
Why they hate a bish so much that they wanna be just *like* Daddi--down to the way she smells 😶🌫️ It's weird/grotesque/macabre, etc. AF, babes: #GIVEITUP 🏳
Why the absolute *eff* they made their ability to get pregnant multiple times a *WHOLE* personality trait 🤯
Why they keep engaging with content referencing morbid ish like d3@d babies & dogs 😴
Why their corny, lame a$$, child-m0l3st!ng "🚬" of a so-called husband actually picks out their--ahem, #PLAGIARIZED--couple's fits, right down to the fly kicks 😒👟
Why it's totally obvious from the state of their frazzled, nappy a$$ hair/weave/extensions (...or whatever's left of it) that their entire world is falling apart 🥳
Why TF they refuse to stay in their lane, offering random bots on the Internet *financial advice,* of all things 😬💸🚨
Why even their own family (!!!) would award them the "Most Obnoxious B!tch/N!99@/B!tch N!99@ on Earth" award 🥀🤭
Why their kids are so severely delayed that the kids can't pronounce their dad's brother's name correctly, so they just call him "Uncle T"--the ones that aren't non-verbal, that is 😮💨
Why they forever claimin' to be in their early 20s, but dem ta-tas *GOTSTA* be a smoove 666+ years old the way they sweep the ground like they do 🤱🏾
Why--whenever they *do* finally expire--they gon' have to be flown out to a remote part of the ocean to let the fish & other marine wildlife handle that, like a bloated, stank & disgusting beached whale 🐳
Why Daddi likes her coffee how she likes her men: Strong 💪🏾, Black ✊🏾, & nastay 😜 #RNsOnly
Why they're trying to clickbait people into thinking they're pregnant--*AGAIN* 🙄--when they've already--*THANKFULLY* 🙏🏾--been permanently & irreversibly sterilized for being mentally unfit 🤰🏾❌
Why it looks like they got hit in the face with a frying pan every time they "smile" 😱🍳
Why they got their hideous mutant d3m0n sp@wn "kids" unwrapping literal pieces of fruit as their holiday gifts 😬🚨
...Or, alternatively, have their developmentally-incapable-of-giving-an-eff ungrateful a$$es hauling their old toys--in black trash bags--under the tree, presumably to "donate" to even less fortunate kids 🤨
Why all their 'family togetherness' moments are so forced & contrived 🤢
Why they're either laughing uncontrollably at some unfunny sh*t or straight-up bawling at the drop of a hat 🎭
How & why exactly these MFs are--*SOMEHOW*--still alive... majority of 'em (HINT: The answer's D-A-D, heaux 😤)
Why they label me an "enemy" of theirs, when Daddi couldn't give an eff less about their soon-to-be-"💀" a$$es 🤷🏾♀️💅🏾
How *TF* they afford anything at all (i.e., Homes, cars, shopping sprees, extravagant jewelry & vacays, etc.) without admitting to being the dusty stank sl0res they are in actuality #PagingTheIRS 🚩🚩🚩
Why they were gifted an engagement ring for the holidays, when they're--*ALLEGEDLY*--already married... Twice over... To their loser a$$ p3d0-hubby 😨💍
...Then tried to upgrade the jont by adding even more diamonds to it just days--*HOURS*--later, by themselves, at a jewelry shop⁉️ 🥶
Why only another dude--or someone who used to be a dude--is built for their specific brand of, quote-on-quote, "loving" 👨❤️👨
Why they post heavily edited footage of them & their delayed a$$ Sweet-n-Slow (💁🏾🎀🥴) husband "being in sync" with one another, when anybody with a computer & some time can dub someone's voice over any of the outdated, disorienting AF video they insist on posting, like everyone else in existence is as stupid as them 😒
Why their stumpy, underdeveloped, morbidly obese Lítt!e Cr!tt3r-looking ahh insists on looping my baby Moe's music over their lame a$$ social media content 🙄🎶 #He'sJustNotIntoYou, wh0re
Why Daddi smells [like an 😜] edible, but kindly AF requests that they & whoever else *NOT* bite her style 😬👎👎👎👎 #PleaseBeeOriginal
Why they need a chaperone/handler/legit medical professional around every time they appear on TV--or travel internationally, go out drinking (again), etc.--because *THAT'S* how untrustworthy & problematic they are 🤭 #DirtyManB00bs #DopeOnARope #PorkyMoose-facedHeifer #DrunkA$$Uncool"Mom" #R@yt!f@ #TrashyAshyRashtie #EngineeringLumberjackL3sb0 #BigBirdWithB00bsAndBBL #NoChinHavingFishObsessedLoserDad #FuglyCr@ck3dOutM0u$eket33rLookingD0üch3b@g"Mom(s)" #WonkyEyedF@t@!!yDelusionalEx-So-CalledBeautyQueen #CrunchyWeave-WearingMentallyChallengedBeaverH0e #SoonToBePi$$ingOutOfAPlasticBagAndDrinkingItsMealsThruAStrawFormerCollegeFootballPlayer #Wide-BackedWalrus-ShapedWaxingWh0re #Platypus-LookingGoofyNeglectfulB!tch #MorbidlyObeseLítt!eCr!tt3rInAF*ckedUpHairHelmet-LookingVi0!eñtAntiGüñVi0!eñçe"Activist"
Why they're s3xü@!!y attracted to fire ❤️🔥
Why, as soon as that thing they're illegitimately pregnant with is born, it's as good as "💀"
Why they insist on claiming entire regions of the country that don't acknowledge them in the slightest 🤔
Why they don't deserve the privilege of being online/on social media because literal fetuses are more mentally mature & "with it" than these fools 👾
Why--even though their s!ütty selves eff everyone--*NOBODY* füx with them (on an interpersonal basis 😉)
Why all the so-called meals they prepare look like something not even an anorexic dog would consume 🤢
Why they keep saying they have "ADHD" *alone* when their actual diagnosis is suspected CTE & *definitive* APD/psych0p@thy
Why, at this point, all the content they post featuring my illegitimate kids is "proof of life"--for them *AND* the kids 🥀
Why they're about to find out the *ACTUAL* meaning of the term "getting jumped"... stupid d3m0ñ!c heifer 👊🏾💥
Why they look just like the dad dinosaur from that 90's TV show "Dinosaurs" 🦖
WTF the intent is behind them posting a picture of themselves--looking just *LIKE* the scuzzy piece of 💩 they actually are--wearing a dingy shirt with the letters "F.U." on it 😒 #YouAreNotClever,ElderlyH0e
Why they keep tryna pass off the straight-vodka with ice cubes in a wine glass as "water" alone... #WeKnowYou'reStressed, babes 🙄
Why they equate "working in the c@ññ@b!$ industry" to engineering a "g@y f3t!$h" website 🤯🚨
Why it looks like a gremlin is fighting its way out of the left-side of their hideous bütt-face 😟 (Sidenote: Nothing about these h0es is "right," even their facial deformities 👎👎👎👎)
Why every time their hideous mutant d3m0n sp@wn "kid" quote-on-quote "smiles," the b!tch/future h0e looks like it's in serious pain 🤕
Why the *desktop* version of their fave app shows wildly different metrics/view counts from the *mobile* version of said web app(s) 😵💫 #IsAnythingReal??? (...Besides Daddi herself, that is 😉)
Why their severely mentally challenged & delayed, lightbulb-headed, chin-less "husband" is a full-fledged s3x offender--just like its older, balding-by-the-minute so-called "brother"--treating its boy & girl children mad different from one another (i.e., Chin-less Hubz taught the lil infantilized girl child to stare at people--Black women, especially--in such a way that they legit wanna 🔪 the girl; & teaches the infantilized boy child to only say three (3) words, total, with any clarity & conviction: That's "b00bs," "cake pops," & "pü$$y," for those in the back seats 🥀)
How & why they outchea calling themselves a 'wealthy' (🙄) stay-at-home *CHR!$T!@N* "mom" when they obviously don't cook; don't clean; don't teach the kids sh*t besides what *NOT* to do; & don't even engage in basic self-care as an unrelenting public figure, like fixing those raggedy a$$ teeth of theirs; keeping their nails presentable; or taming their wild a$$ bird's nest of some hair--much less the kids' hair #SMH
How they perfectly exemplify why certain severely mentally r3t@rded folks find themselves--*and* they "kids"--on d3@th r0w 🪦
Why they're *less than* human--something akin to monsters & frauds (Source)
Why they're the #1 cause of their pending financial, romantic, physical, & social ruin--in that order (Source)
Why they're so woefully self-unaware that they're ⚠️ *literally dangerous* ⚠️ & ⚠️ *a huge liability* ⚠️ to whichever unfortunate company/business decides to hire their over-confident arrogant AF b!tch a$$ (#ReferenceCheck that h0e!!!)
Why they always speak in hypotheticals... like they're trying to "test the waters" before unleashing whatever inane BS they're only thinking of doing (for the time being) 🤔
Why they don't deserve the privilege of working from home, since they can't be trusted to work independently *WITHOUT* t3rr0r!z!ng people online 🤭 #KeyboardWarrior head ahh
Why they refuse to stay in their effing lane, doing civil engineering ish as a (former???) software engineer 🙄🚨
Why they're 55+ years old, geriatric AF, still running to they moms for help in the effed-up situations *THEY* created for themselves... yet again. Mom Dukes can get this work too, h0e!!! 🤠
Why they keep dubbing their lame a$$ social media content with my baby Moe's music. #NEWSFLASH, wh0res: He. Do. NOT. Want. You!!! I mean, look at his prior dating history--then look in the fkn mirror... see a difference??? 🪞👹
Why even their pets look ashamed to be owned by them 🐶 🐾 😾
Who TF blow dries already-dry, dirty a$$ hair on a lil girl--then tries to paint it off as a 'sentimental' family moment 💀
What the entire *eff* they doin' to afford $400 hair dryers--or, alternatively, $400 pajama sets--with they broke, janky a$$es... um, Internal Revenue Service⁉️ Investigate this ish 💸
Why various law enforcement authorities tell Daddi that the "people" she writes about on this here lil blog of hers are the very reason things like the d3@th penalty exist ⛓️⚰️ #oop #I'mNotTheOnlyOne
Why they tw33ting about some "check my L!nk3dIn credentials!" when that sh*t fully says "This page doesn't exist" 👀 #LMAO
Why them having a P@mp3rs sponsorship makes perfect sense, seeing as how all their kids are still in diapers--despite being 66.6+ years old (even the newborn) 👶🏾
Why they keep posting their neglected AF child, including one of it doing the creepy a$$ M3GAN dance 😱
Why they & all their enabling a$$ family members & so-called "friends" need to be ext3rm!n@t3d like rats--with the quickness 🐀
Why they think not eating pork is a type of s3xü@!ity. He said he don't eat pork, b!tch... not he don't slang m3@t 😒🤦🏾♀️😑 #SMH
Why all they can do is repost or reply to other people's content now & not generate any organic posts of their own because *THAT'S* how unhinged & unpredictable their tw33ts are 😏
Why they'll repeatedly openly admit to "doing the do" with their *very own mother* because *THAT'S* how much of a pick-me a$$ loser they are 😵💫🥃
Why the same pick-me a$$ loser has overtly inç3$tü@l "terms of endearment" for their significant other... TF is a 'boo daddy,' wh0re wannabe wh0re⁉️ 🤮
...Or, alternatively, un-ironically goes on 'mommy-son' or 'daddy-daughter' "dates" 🤢
Why they'll admit to being fugly as sin, but *NOT* to being an evil sub-human being 🤨
Why their overly-confident, severely mentally r3t@rd3d d3m0n sp@wn child's eyes light up into near-perfect half-circles, like a creepy a$$ cartoon character
Why posting fake-inspirational content intending to be a good person isn't the same as *ACTUALLY DOING THE WORK* to become a better person 🙄
Why their peanut-headed, chin-less, balding-by-the-millisecond, cigarette emoji a$$ hubby is so obsessed with fish, dogs, & any other animal that gives birth to large amounts of offspring at once 🐟🐶 #PregnancyF3t!$h
Why their kids are rarely--if ever--upset or crying. It's unnatural AF & might even qualify as a type of deformity--who TF communicates that they're upset with someone with a hardcore smile on their face⁉️ It's giving "future s3r!@l ki!!3r"
Why they *might as well* keep drinking heavily throughout their doomed illegitimate pregnancy--because why TF not??? 🍸🍷🍻
How they're (seemingly) able to take extravagant international trips at the drop of a dime, much like a süg@r b@by--or a straight-up e$ç0rt ✈️💰🤸🏽♀️
Why everything I'm good at--like coding--they have a mysteriously strong aversion to. B!tch: Do you even understand what the word "coding" means or entails, as an *ALLEGED* engineering manager??? 🤔 #StayInYourEffingLane
How they *really* need to follow their own advice with regards to their random "down the road, not across the street" 'lemon slicing' (🙄) advice 🔪🍋 #CareerSü!c!de
What part of being a "gün vi0!3ñçe survivor" involves being massively overweight; wearing unattractive AF jheri-curled hair helmets; stuffing themselves into cheap, ill-fitting suits; & having yellow, spaced-out rat teeth 🐀🧀
Why--on behalf of all Black people *EVERYWHERE*--they need to be sacrificed to the K@y-K@y-K@y because we. Don't. Want. 'Em!!! 🙅🏾♀️⚠️👎
Why they outchea (allegedly) disabled AF posting about some "r3drüm is okay" 🤔 #DisabledPeopleCanGetThisWerkToo, h0e 👊🏾💥
Why they look pr3d@t0ry even in their janky a$$ wedding pics 🥴 (P.S. He still don't want you, h0e 🙄)
Why Daddi's surprised *AF* they can tie their own shoes (???), much less legally drive; marry one another; have multiple doofus a$$ kids together (!!!), etc. etc.
Why money alone is not enough of a motivator to keep someone in *ANY* profession, much less information technology/software engineering (of all industries 🙄). That type motivation will surely "💀" somebody sooner rather than later--or at least that's the hope 🙏🏾✨
Why them being a greasy drunk b!tch who's (allegedly) "visiting Greece in a few months" makes *PERFECT* sense 😒🍷
Who *TF* is watching our illegitimately-conceived shared child together while they party it up at various promotional-type events 🤔 #StateProperty
Why they *DEFINITELY* need to be "taken care of" how they "deserve" 👹🗡️
Why their severely delayed, just-graduated-first-grade-at-115-years-old child knows how to 🐈-pop on a handstand but can't spell the word "family" right in what appears to be a damn sü!c!d3 note 😬🚨
Why Daddi *would* post proof of the above-stated nonsense from her huge backlog of screenshots but, apparently, reposting said content--even if it's not originally Daddi's own--is enough to get Daddi herself banned from image uploading sites... *THAT'S* how disturbing, problematic, & *CRIMINAL* these no-life Internet g@ñg$t@s' content is ⚠️⚠️⚠️
Why, as of late, all the content they post of themselves looks like it was taken in front of a penitentiary--complete with them wearing jail-type garb 🤭
How someone's First Time can be v!rg!n@l *AND* a quote-on-quote "s!ütty b!tch" at the same damn time. HINT: The person in question is an innocent-looking Bad Bish + self-proclaimed Chr!$t Slüt 😉✝️
Why every time they do they own hair, they look like a crazed Black (b)lack colonizer #lmao
Why Daddi thought they couldn't *POSSIBLY* look any worse than they naturally do--then they shaved their beard 😱
Why they're so obsessed with "twinning" with their own janky a$$ offspring. See, my babies: *THIS* is the type wild a$$ behavior that presents when someone several someones are severely iñbr3d with *ZERO* medical intervention 😒👎👎👎👎
Why they keep associating their 🚬🌳 with the A!ph@ fraternal organization when they don't embody A!ph@ anything, except being some A!ph@ corndogs--& who TF wants to embody that??? 🚭
Why they & their so-called hubby seem more into the performance of marriage as opposed to *genuinely* being into one another. SIDENOTE: What kind of (alleged) college-educated man wants an extremely low IQ, mentally challenged moose-faced heifer as a wife⁉️ #BFFR
Why their eldest gigantic watermelon-headed kids *literally* pet the newest gigantic watermelon-headed kid like a dog or sum'n... All while sitting exactly like an animal or bug... While obviously wearing diapers (still) at the age of 66.6+ years old, despite--or because of???--being infantilized AF 🤔
Why Daddi *really* feels [...hatred & contempt 😉] for all the cigarette emoji a$$ ninjas out there ruining not just their own names, but those of their forefathers, too 😬
Why the only so-called "people" offended by a random, unspecified statement like "Open season on all cigarette emojis" are... you guessed it 🌟
Why Daddi knows a lavender marriage (or engagement) when she sees one 👀💔
Why Daddi's far from anybody's lawyer or legal professional, but the collective actions of her *many* perpetrators--at the *VERY* least--qualify as one or several of the following:
Possession of stolen goods / participating in fertility fraud
Aggravated s3xü@! a$$@ü!t--of both a child(ren) *AND* an adult
Desecration of a sacred space--that being my womb
Destruction of government property--Daddi's a federal contractor, kids, who's now unable to work because of the injuries she's sustained dealing with all these sub-human beings
Interstate transportation of a minor or other person for criminal s3xü@! activity
Conduct during the course of child s3x tr@ff!çk!ng, child pr0n, or the s3xü@! exploitation of children that results in d3@th--that is, the d3@th of any semblance of a quote-on-quote "normal" life for me
Use of a w3@p0n of mass destruction resulting in d3@th
Acts of t3rr0r!$m in the United States resulting in d3@th, committed by a person engaged in conduct that transcends national boundaries--that is, regardless of where in the country or world at-large these offenses occurred, it would be egregious *AF*
Mürd3r--of the life I used to know, which was already wild AF--related to (genetic) r@p3 or child m0!3$t@ti0n
Mürd3r related to s3xü@! exploitation of children
Civil rights offenses resulting in d3@th--once again, of the already-wild AF life I used to know 🥀[Source]
Why every action don't need a reaction... Let the bloated, mentally challenged clowns run the circus if they want to 🤡💩🤷🏾♀️
Why they're so dense & self-absorbed that they have *no clue* why it's increasingly difficult for their exposed-via-the-Internet a$$ to secure a rideshare 🧐
Why their fave musician makes music for men that think they can get pregnant 🎶
Why they're a whole lot like S!iñkies in that they're good for nothing, but still bring a smile to your face when you pü$h 'em down a flight of stairs 😆
Why the only "pressure" being applied to their dumb a$$es is that to stop antagonizing Daddi & her extended circle of family & friends tout suite 🛑
Why *wouldn't* their favorite children's book author be R!ch@rd Sc@rry, since they're a raging lumberjack l3sb0 that finds 🍆 "scary"
Why they look up to a phony online "Doc of Psych" (whatever that means) for life/career advice. B!tch, the only reason your *alleged* company's "Vice President of Engineering" *allegedly* knows who TF you are is because *THAT'S* how problematic & how much of a liability your dumb a$$ is 🥴
Why whenever the (truthful AF) rumors start of them being a corny lame d0üch3b@g--*BOOM*--a s3x tape is released 🙄👎👎
Why Daddi would *never* in her lifetime call them "b!tches" or "cüñ✝️s," since those words alone don't do things like them justice 😶 #DebasedDepravedAndDoomedSub-HumanBeings
Why it's always the ✌️ religious ✌️ (🙄) ones that are the *MOST* evil & wicked
Also, why thee entire *eff* they outchea claiming to be from Washington, District of Columbia when they've only ever lived on the Howard County side of Laurel, M-A-R-Y-L-A-N-D 🤨 #WeDon'tClaimYou
Why they got so much vitriol for girls & women but absolutely *NONE* for their fellow cigarette emojis 🤔
Why when they're scared sh!tless of (*FINALLY*) being held accountable for their mountains of BS, they start randomly mentioning their g@ñg (or frat/sorority) affiliation 😵🐟 #YouCan'tSitWithUs &--once again--#NobodyClaimsYou, h0e
Why they could self-identify as tr@ñs individuals--maybe not in the sense of transitioning from MtF or vice versa, but for *damn* sure transitioning from alive to "💀" ⚧️🏳️⚧️
Why their youngest cigarette emoji a$$ "son" has lips so glossy one can see their own damn reflection in 'em 🪞💋
Why everybody with a b00tyh0le is a "life coach" or a podcaster now... when their own lives are in shambles + they're tw33ting/posting content live from d3@th row 😑 #WhoTheEffAreYouTrynaInspire, h0e???
Why they're so unoriginal, constantly changing a letter or two in their business names to (in their pea-brained minds) avoid being sued 🙄 #TraderH0es #YouNotSlick
Why the more "friends" they overly-enthusiastically claim to have, the *LESS* friends we know for *damn* sure they don't have... You are half-way to 100 years old, b!tçh: #GIVEITUP
Why they look exactly like what they've been through--& put who knows how many other unfortunate people through, too 😬 #YIKES #OldAF #Washed-Up #Under-eyeBagLady
Why interacting with them is like dealing with a full-grown bütth0le that somehow learned to speak & is now spewing 💩 in my general direction 😫
Why they fixed their wh0re mouths to tell me that majoring in Literatures & Cultures in English was a "waste of time & money" when they can't communicate their way out of a paper bag & can't spell for 💩... 💸
Why they're modern-day grave-robbers who--when actual "💀" b0d!es are in short supply--simply drüg & a$$@ü!t their victims into submission 😵💫🧟♀️ #gross
Why they're so offended when Daddi calls them "Bro" as a reminder of their actual blood relationship to one another--despite the intense physical attraction 💔 #ItAin'tNoSneakDiss #JustFacts
Why they be posting & deleting everything *except* their damn social media accounts #TheOnlyPlaceYou'reA"G@ñg$t@"IsOnTheInternet, which don't even physically exist, h0e 🤬 #ArtificialIntelligence
Why saying they prefer one neglectful & exploitative 'm0mmy iñflü3ñç3r' h0e over the others (1, 2, 3) is *really* like comparing trash to garbage... they're *ALL* bad, guys 🤢👎👎👎👎 #NobodyWantsToSeeThemUglySlowA$$Kids, mayne 😒
Why Daddi's not mad at *ALL* of her babies' muvas. Just the ones (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14???, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31) with proven track records of 1. Not liking Daddi *at all* despite being down to bear her illegitimate mutant d3m0n sp@wn seed(s) & 2. That are clearly unfit parents to whatever çr0tçh-dropping a$$ kids or pets they already have #OffWithTheirHeads!!! 🪓
Why Daddi can tell from their chosen hairstyle *ALONE* that they're batsh!t crazy, lookin' just like an escaped mental patient 🤕💊 #MadCasesInVAButStayPoppin'UpInDC head ahh 👿
Why Daddi understands if they're not up for the challenge of loving her... but is glad & grateful to have experienced a *true* love like theirs, regardless 🥺💐
Why they got the whole face & aura of a next-level scammer, claiming to be an OB-GYN 😬🚨
Why their fugly, criminally-neglectful a$$ looks just like that lemon-head thing from the cartoon Adv3ntüre T!me--& that creepy puppet thing from the movie S@w, too #CreepyCheeks
Why they keep h@r@$$ing Daddi through things as granular as the song choices for their corny a$$ videos #Full-FiguredCigaretteEmoji #Here'sTheAttentionYouSoDesperatelyWant 👀🤙🏾🚬
Why they walk around with a sparkly cane now, as "proof" that they're as disabled as they claim to be 🙄 #WeStillDon'tBelieveYou
Why a neglected, infantilized, severely delayed lil girl kissing & being possessive over her wide-hipped, rapidly-balding p3d0 dad is making the celebrity blog rounds like that ish is "cute" 🤢 #JAIL
Why they add insult to injury by giving their hideous mutant d3m0n sp@wn "kids" !i$@ bee™-inspired names like "A!ÿ$$@," "L@ÿ!@," or "Nÿ!@ B." #CopyrightInfringement
Why their inhumane a$$es refuse to do the 'humane' thing & just 📴 themselves... & their janky a$$ so-called families, too
Why it's prolly best to *NOT* post half-n3kk!d pics of your pre-pubescent boy body when your hubby's an accused/publicly-admitted p3d0 🤯
Why their severely mentally r3t@rd3d a$$ thinks Daddi should be *GRATEFUL* that they birthed three (3) of her hideous gigantic watermelon-headed mutant d3m0n sp@wn kids since Daddi, presumably, "can't have any of her own" 😵💫 #TheAudacity #Delu-lu #ComingFromSomeoneWithAFullHysterectomy #FinishHer 👊🏾💥
Why their wide-backed walrus-looking wh0re a$$ keeps posting vulgar intimate shots of people's groin areas like a childish beast 👹🇭🇹 #UnprofessionalAF #FinishHerToo
Why they're so overly-confident, looking like a disgustingly pregnant a!c0h0l!c moose-faced heifer in a $2 W@lm@rt dress with cheap a$$ weave & spider leg-length fake lashes 🤮
Why, whatever ultimately happens to them & their d3m0n!c çr0tçh-dropping a$$ "kids," it's *THEIR FAULT* & *THEIR FAULT* alone for forcing them horrid thangs into existence (P.S. *NOT* referring to Daddi's 'preferred' kids & their parents that she füx with on an interpersonal basis... they know who they are 😉💜)
How you can tell they never grew up with sh!t, being eternally wasteful with their funds (i.e., Every holiday or special occasion does *NOT* require they buy all brand-new items) & literally not knowing what to do with things as basic as having a fireplace in the home... who TF stands on a mantle, b!tch⁉️How TF did they even get up there⁉️ #CreepyCheeks #Flat-BootyWitch
Why an ugly b!tch that thinks she's cute (1, 2, 3, etc.) is even uglier than everyone originally thought/knew 😱 #FewThingsWorseThanAnOverly-ConfidentFugMugThatCan'tDressFor💩
Why-oh-why they keep tryna pass off some mentally challenged, purposefully-delayed grown a$$ *KIDS* as mfn "toddlers" ⚠️🚨 #ChildAbü$3
Why they're so obsessed with the M@r!ne C0rp$ when they're basically Public Enemy #1 🎯 #SemperFi
Why they got the nerve to align themselves with being an A!ph@ female when they're less worthy of that title than a fkn dog 🐶 #AnybodyCanBuySororityParaphernaliaOffTheInternet, tacky a$$ b!tch 🖕💗💚🖕
Why all the hoarded, gifted PR makeup in the world can't cover up how hideous they & their janky a$$ "families" are 💋💄
Why they instantly cheapen any look or brand name associated with their bull-💩 #NobodyWantsToWorkWithYou
How you *KNOW* they're in deep 💩 when not even legit S@t@n!$ts wanna use them in their sacrificial rituals 🔥 #It'sCalled*HUMAN*Sacrifice,Not"Sub-HumanBeing"Sacrifice #oop
How they manage to both pay (fake) homage to *AND* give Daddi the middle finger at the same damn time 😒👎👎 #Love/HateRelationship #'CeptIt'sAllApathyOnDaddi'sSide 🤷🏾♀️
Why absolutely *NO ONE* wants to see or be forced to think about their half-clothed/n3kk!d body ::shudders in disgust:: 🤢 #BFFR
Why they have *zero* reading comprehension--including being able to read interpersonal situations 📚 #IDFWU
How Daddi's not built for conjugal visits but wishes them luck with... that 😕
Why they keep filming non-reaction videos of their big head, used car salesman hairline-having loser kids doing absolutely nothing 😐 #SwitchItUpDipsh!t!!!
Why their saggy witch t!tties are two wildly different sizes... guess that's a side effect of making your ability to get pregnant an entire personality trait 🤰🏾✨
Why their ungrateful, bratty lil çr0tçh-dropping child even says "Thank you" rudely 😒🥐
Why no one on the planet believes in the validity of any of their forced, contrived a$$ "relationships," *ESPECIALLY* that shotgun marriage 💍
How they did the seemingly impossible of making light skin & so-called "good" hair unattractive AF 💇🏾♀️
Why no actual young person is constantly reminding people of just how young they are #You'reAnOldA$$WitchK3ndr@ #Gen-GeeYou'reOldAF 👵🏿
Why the *REAL* reason they haven't been to St@rbüçks in foreva-eva for those g0dforsaken croissants isn't in support of the w@r in Palestine (which they aren't socially-aware enough to even care about), but because the company sent their dumb a$$es a cease-and-desist for trying to associate their t3rr0r!z!ng bull-💩 + lame a$$ non-reactive child with their business' brand name 🥀 #womp-womp #NoCroissantsForYOU 🫵
Why they think they're being cute & clever by saying "The only L's I take are next to V's!" when their entire *EXISTENCE* is an L, lookin' just like a mentally challenged 'struggle' stringbean with Lacienega Boulevardez feet & a$$cr@ck-textured 'good' hair that stood in front of a makeup gün set to 'clown' 🤡👎👎👎👎
Why celebrities or public figures were better when they had some kind of ~mystique~ about them, instead of continuously broadcasting how wack they are via social media #I'mLookinAtYOUAshyTrashy #PostingIshFrom10PlusYearsAgo #LeaveMeAndMyFamilyAlone #DomesticT3rr0r-witch #50YearOldBully 🙄⌛
Why their witchy, whiskey, wannabe wh0re a$$ refuses to take the hint that they're not wanted around, leeching onto businesses & organizations despite clear efforts to oust them entirely. Once again: #NobodyWantsToWorkWithYou 💍🥃❌
Why they consider Daddi their "worst enemy" when 1. Daddi could give an eff less about their drunk & deranged a$$ & 2. *THEY'RE* the ones st@!k!ng & h@r@$$!ng Daddi to the point of getting an actual part-time job at her former residence (!!!) to keep a closer eye on Daddi 👀🥃 #YIKES #DomesticT3rr0r!$t #AttemptedR@p!$t #LiteralMotherf*cker
Why they insist on further infantilizing grown a$$ severely *developmentally* delayed kids whose many limitations do *NOT* include anything remotely physical 😬🪥 #ChildAbü$3 #TrynaPassOffAn8-to-9YearOldAsA6YearOld #He'sTHATDelayed #TheseKidsAreGonnaGrowUpToHateALLWomenBecauseOfHowThey'reBabiedIntoOblivion #FutureCigaretteEmojis #JustLikeTheirParents
What kind of struggle conversations they be having with their significant others... it must be like talking to a stank attitude-having brick wall 😑🤦🏾♀️🧱
How they're never going to stop antagonizing Daddi--that is, until they're "💀"--so might as well speed up the process 🔪
Why they outchea talkin' bout the best way to clean dishes, like the help or sum'n #LOL #HeyMaid #EndYourself 🧻💩🍽️
How Daddi considers herself a problem-solver & would like to solve the problem of them all over the floor, the walls & the ceiling 👿 #NotAThr3@t #ButAWholePromise 🙏🏾✨
Why the posts of theirs that get the most engagement are from people gawking at the train-wreck of their lives 🚂 #ItAin'tTheKids #CuzTheKidsAreOld,Fugly,T@rd-y,AndDoomed
Why the only place they have "star-status" is weekend jail ⛓️ And even then, Deebo in Cell Block 6 is waiting to take 'em out The Game... #OneOfTheseWeekends 🤞
Why the "happier" they appear to complete strangers, the sadder/more pathetic they are IRL 🎭
How things are *REALLY* bad when their own doofy, mentally challenged husbands are looking at them sideways with the 'ick' face 👀😕
Why all the subliminally offensive music is being removed from their janky a$$ T!kT0k vids 🥲 #ThanksGuys
Why there's no line of delineation between their big-headed kids' foreheads & nose bridges, making them look even more animalistic than they were already known to be 🐗
...Or, alternatively, have heads so damn round they almost form a perfect circle 🌝😱 #DisturbingAF
Why them being pregnant is #DisgustingAF, like in the movie A!i3n when they discover that thang is getting ready to *PROCREATE* & make *EVEN MORE* of its hideous self 🤮
Why they be on the Internet getting into it with dissatisfied customers instead of just being better at their craft 😒 #WaxingWith("eff")@ggy #Don'tGoThereUnlessYouWantToBeA$$@ü!tedWhileGettingWaxed #GhettoAF #BullyWhoClaimsThey'reGettingBullied 🙄 #NoOneBelievesYou, wh0re 🖕
Why whenever they're the most agitated, they start passive-aggressively posting or retw33ting pictures of sliced meat, knives, cutting boards & d3@d dogs 💀🔥 #ObnoxiousAF #KeyboardWarrior #AggressiveLumberjackL3sb0 #DomesticT3rr0r!$t #AttemptedR@p!$t #LiteralMotherf*cker #L3th@llyAlç0h0l!ç #Full-BlownP$yçh0p@th
Why they need to offer up proof that they're as "young" (🙄) as they claim they & their so-called kids are 🤨 Once again, #NoOneBelievesYou
Why they think anyone on the planet wants to see their circle-headed child's reaction to drinking some damn cold water 🚰 #RunningOutOfIdeasAndCashCows
How absolutely *NO ONE* believes they're only drinking "mocktails" out of their chaotic cup collection 🍷 #WithAWeirdA$$HeadShapeLike,ThatWhy*Wouldn't*TheyBeAnAlç0h0l!ç #TalkingBoutYOU,CreepyCheeks #CreepyCheeks'CrazyCupCollection #WatchItTryToPlagiarizeThatSaying
Why they're so "happy" (🙄) that it's #ScaryAF 😁🔪😱
Why they outchea claiming to be A!ph@s... there's *no such thing* as an A!ph@ (a)!ph@ cigarette emoji--male *OR* female!!! 🚭
Why Daddi's gonna do whatever TF she needs to in order to protect herself from their outlandish nonsense--up to & including ending them with her bare hands fingertips that she types with 👩🏾💻 #boo-yah
Who or what is updating their social media accounts since they were presumed d3@d several months ago 🤔 #CrustyLipsChr!$t!ne #ChildR@p3Apologist #ShapeshiftingA$$WitchThatLooksDifferent--ButStillBloatedAndUglyAF--InEveryPicItPostsOfItself
Why Daddi don't even know what to say about this one... except "Get 'Em" 🎯 #Catf*ckerChr!s #S3ri@lR@p!$tOfWomenKidsAndAnimals (!!!)
How the ones that aren't already "💀" must be being kept alive for Daddi to sue them at a later date... cuz why TF else??? 💰 #PendingLawsuits
How they're losing hundreds to thousands of social media followers at a time being unrelenting domestic t3rr0r!$ts of Daddi & her extended family #I'mNotTheOnlyOneImpactedByYourNonsense, fools 😤
Why they got they mom living in H@b!t@t of Hüm@n!ty housing in Michigan while they live in what appears to be a new-build type home in Texas, forever buying more & more unnecessary sh!t from W@lm@rt & Am@z0n 🥶💸 #tacky #wasteful
How fitting it is that they're wearing jailhouse stripes in their latest video of taking yet another (🙄) shopping trip to buy even more (🙄🙄) unnecessary sh!t with their rude a$$, abnormally large-headed, severely delayed & infantilized child in tow (🙄🙄🙄)
Why they set-up the one delayed a$$ child--with its fugly grandmother's r3t@rd3d beaver face--with these janky 5-in-1 hairstyles. The child's already struggling in life being part of that family, why f*çk up its hair too??? #RealQuestion
Why they look like Mrs. Netta in their maternity shoot pics 💔 #unfortunate
How they're a literal walking biohazard, purposefully exposing gawd knows how many book conference attendees to the Covid-19 virus 😷 #CovidChr!$t!ne #WithTheM0ñgoloidFace #YaNasty
Why--if one pays close attention--their view & follower/following counts be adding up to 6-6-6 👹 #MarkOfTheBeast
Why--just as Daddi predicted--hashtag 'K3ndr@'s Cups' is in their latest video caption, knowing damn well their new h0e name is "Creepy Cheeks" 😒 #GetWithTheProgram,Dumba$$ #SinceTheyCan'tMakePregnancyAPersonalityTraitAnymore,MightAsWellHaveItBe'Cups'Instead 🙄
What their end goal is in engaging with content referencing American slavery; the s3xü@! a$$@ü!t of Black women, exclusively; d3@d or hunted animals; fatal car crashes; copious amounts of liquor, particularly whiskey; & quotes from B@tM@n villain The J0k3r, amongst other disturbing things??? #RealQuestion
Also, how thee *entire* eff they still have access to social media & aren't permanently confined to somebody's psych ward/prison cell combo already #IfI*Sp0t!fy*YouInTheseStreetsI'mWhoopingA$$OnSight 🧻
Why they try to pass off being pregnant--twice--at the same time as their unfortunate sister (that looks nothing like them) as "unplanned" when staying preggers was their *ENTIRE* personality before having a full hysterectomy for being so mentally unfit to be a parent 🥀 #Now'Cups'IsTheirPersonality #SnoozeFest
Why--as awesome as their mission is--Daddi just can't support an organization that has the likes of "🧻" at its helm 😓
Why (D)estructive + (D)umb AF = (D)angerous as all h3ll 🔥#SomebodyDeposeTheseH0es
How--sifting through the mountains of nonsense--there's *MUCH* hidden meaning to be found in their janky a$$ posted content (i.e., In their latest family video, everyone's wearing G@P-brand gear but the camera view flips the logo backwards. "G@P" spelled backwards with a couple extra letters added spells "pagan," which is exactly what this heathen a$$ so-called family is. That, plus the N!ke brand gear on their feet--whose company slogan *says it all* with regards to handling these fools--is so very telling, y'all) 👀 #uncivilized
SIDENOTE: Who the eff cares what these d0üçh3-y losers are wearing... they *REALLY* think people are blind to their shenanigans 🥴
Why they go around wearing that tired a$$ "Work of Art" t-shirt when that jont should *REALLY* read "Work o' Fart" 💨 #YouStink
Why they tryna hype up the angle of having the lil delayed a$$ beaver-faced girl be jealous whenever her parents show affection... when the dad's already a known p3d0 😬 #YIKES
Why they don't understand concepts like sarcasm or irony--or the fact that an infinite amount of bots are the ones interacting with & commenting on their content, *NOT* actual human beings #Put*THAT*InYourCupB!tch #CreepyCheeks #EngineeringWannabeWh0re #InsufferableDweebs
How & why they do all this alleged traveling when they got two or three severely mentally challenged kids at home... unless the kids have already been removed by Child Services (as everyone *STRONGLY* suspects) 🤞
As an alleged ✌️ A!ph@ man ✌️ why they're seemingly totally fine with their wife & kids being woefully uneducated & developmentally behind their peers, to the point of forcing ~pre-teen overgrown baby-children with no physical ailments into a stroller ⚠️🚨😨 P.S. #TheDuragDon'tHideSh!t, we can still tell you're bald 👴🏾🤙🏾
Why they got their young a$$ kids getting dressed *ON CAMERA*, in front of an open floor-to-ceiling hotel window, the boys being dressed by the psychotic fugly-faced mom & the girl being dressed by the creepy fish-obsessed loser dad, knowing full-well that p3d0phi!i@ runs in his family 😱 #LiterallyAnythingForAttention #InterstateChildS3xTr@ff!ck!ng #WelcomeToTheRodeo #YeeHawB!tch 🤠
Who--or what--spooked their demented a$$ into going private on their socials 😇 #AndYouBetterKeepItThatWay, d!çkh3@d 🖕🖕🖕🖕
How they don't deserve a moment of peace for the rest of their cigarette emoji a$$ lives 🪦⚰️🥀
How Daddi never saw a female combover situation until their delu-lu wino a$$ 🍷 #StopPostingSelfiesYou'reHideous #WeCanStillTellYou'reBald #ThatHairlineIs(M)issing(I)n(A)ction #AndThemEdges, h0e 🖕
Why they think anti-Black race relations *alone* are to blame for all their life problems & not themselves, directly 🤔 #It'sNotCuzYouBlack,It'sCuzYou'sA"🐶"
Why it's their birthday but everyone's talkin' bout Daddi 😌
Why their illegitimately-conceived "kids" haven't been removed by authorities yet--unless they're editing their content to make things appear otherwise 🚨 #HighlyLikely
Why they keep trying to force a 'diva' personality type on their severely delayed, beaver-faced, already-insufferable, illegitimately-conceived girl child... then got the nerve to go to w@r with people in the Comments section like all of this isn't of their own doing 🤨🛑 #TheChild'sCloserTo6YearsOld,NotEffing3YearsOld #ButStillCan'tReciteTheAlphabet #DespiteHavingThePlagiarizedLetter'B'InItsName #ItsDadT0nyIsAP3d0 #YetItStillHasAnElectraComplex
Why they try to make 'motherhood' a forced personality trait of theirs when nothing about *ANY* of these aggravated genetic r@p!$t h0es is "motherly" 🤬 #AshyTrashyM0mmyIñflü3nc3rAlert #DooNAHTBuyAnyOfThoseD3@thTrapStrollersItKeepsTryingToPushEither #AggravatedS3xü@!A$$@ü!t 🧬💔
Why they've resorted to drinking out of literal vases to keep up their plagiarized 'crazy cups' schtick 😂 Creepy Cheeks, #GiveItUpB!tch #YouExploitativeHeifer
How they already have a family dog... in the form of their fugly a$$ "wife" 🐶 #WOOF
Why they should seriously consider getting genetic testing, cuz sum'n in their bloodline *DEFINITELY* ain't clean 🩸🤐 #GenerationsOfR3t@rd@t!0n
Why on G0d's green Earth they keep forcing their tired a$$ fake-me-out "love" stories on the public. *NOBODY* wants to think of their severely mentally delayed a$$es bumpin' nasties, creating even *MORE* severely mentally delayed versions of themselves 🤮 #PleaseStop
How normal human children typically grow like wildfire, but *NOT* their infantilized "kids" 🚰🥐 #AllTheySeemToBeFedIsBread&Water #TheLongerThey'reSmallTheLongerTheyCanBeExploited #YIKES
How they have an obvious shopping addiction, buying boxes & boxes (!!!) of brand-new mugs to fit their personality du jour 🙄☕ #YouNotSlickCreepyCheeks #PsychoticHoarderWh0re-der
How their one crazy-looking child with the animalistic side-profile apparently has vitiligo, too--meaning it's about to look even wilder than it normally do (which is wild *AF*) 😬
Why--until they offer up legitimate proof stating otherwise--we're just going to assume they & their hideous mutant d3m0n sp@wn "kids" are significantly older than they claim to be 👵🏾👴🏾
How--mentally--they're the same age as (or even younger than) their already-delayed a$$ "kids" 😓🥴
How having so-called parents like them must qualify the kids as being terminally ill, as often as they take impromptu family trips to D!$n3y W0r!d 🐀
Why they're so obsessed with 'twinning' with their offspring, knowing full-well them thangs got more than the traditional set of two parents *ALONE*--meaning the kids look like everything & whatever, b!tch, including some mentally challenged wild animals 👯 #WhyAreTheySoPressedTo'Twin'WithFuglyA$$SlowKids #Ironically(AndInsultingly),TheyLookLikeDeformedVersionsOfMeAndMyDastardlyBastardTwinFlameWhenWeWereTheirAges 🥀 #DaddiDon'tClaim'EmTho ❌
Why their eyes look so flat, dull, & lifeless 👀 #JustLike"They"NeedToBe
Why their hideous mutant d3m0n sp@wn "kids" know how to turn on a camera phone & say "Hey guys" (& that's *ALL* they can clearly say) but can't form a simple two-finger peace sign with their hands--or even hold a pencil or crayon the right way 😳
How they can confidently say they're an "Architect + Designer + Creative" when they can't even draw a simple Sip 'n Paint picture correctly 🎨 #Sh!tLookedLikeAFlagToLoserville
How their kids speak so unintelligibly that they're completely unable to communicate if or when something's wrong, they're in danger, etc. etc. Never in my life seen an *ENTIRE FAMILY* of weirdo creeps purposefully handicapping the kids in the family 😱 #TheH3ñrÿs #TheWi!!i@ms0ns
Why thee entire eff the same families aren't potty-training the kids, who are damn near preteens & still in diapers 😨 At this rate, the kids are gonna grow up to be next-level s3x offenders (just like their parents 🙄) with weird bathroom f3t!$hes, like p!$$!ng outdoors & ish #animalistic #uncouth
How absolutely *NOTHING* about their dumb a$$es says "I'm a college graduate"--first generation or otherwise. Notice how they *never* mention the actual college(s) they attended or what chapters of fraternity/sorority they pledged... higher education already knows wassup!!! 👩🏾🎓❌ #They'reUnqualified #MentallyUnfit #AndStupidAF
How there's no continuity to what they post, so one account's posting D!$n3y W0r!d footage; another indicates they're at home in TX; & yet another says they're on some brand-sponsored trip with their goof troop "bestie" 😵💫 #WhichIsIt #PickAStruggle
How the rapidly-balding p3d0 dad's catchphrase for his beaver-faced severely delayed baby girl ("Ouuuu [child's name]" every time the kid so much as breathes) is extra-creepy, given that the voice the dad uses is inspired by/outright plagiarized from equally-as-creepy H3rb3rt the P3rv3rt from the cartoon F@mi!y Güy 😒👎 #SoUnoriginal
How something *MUST* be seriously neurologically wrong with them to think this is how a cup of iced coffee is made 😮 #EvenTheBeveragesTheyMakeAreMentallyChallenged #WastefulAF
How their creepy, always-smiling, perfectly round-headed newest addition is already wearing 2 - 3 year old sized clothes despite being an alleged few months old. Is it that the baby's freakishly large (*STRONG* possibility) or it just appears that way compared to its older, delayed AF & infantilized sister who's still in diapers despite being school-age??? #RealQuestion
Why every time they're pictured holding a small infant, they look like they're about to eat the baby 🐷 #HungryHungryH!pp0 head ahh
Why they waited until the lil beaver-faced severely delayed girl was on a family D!$n3y cruise--of all places--to *FINALLY* have someone (albeit a complete... YT (😳) stranger) do the girl's hair properly #neglect #exploitation #When5-In-1HairstylesGoWrong
Why they got all the hate, vitriol & spite in the world for Daddi when she don't even know them like that--& despite the fact they're raising two of Daddi's doomed b@$t@rd children 🤔 #aP3d0InA"PrincessSecurity"T-Shirt... that's rich 🙄🤙🏾🚭
How Daddi's mentioned this before but it bears repeating that they need to *STOP* with the close-up selfies cuz them, they mans, *AND* their janky a$$ illegitimately-conceived kids together have the smoothed-over, sloping facial features, weirdly-misshapen heads, & dull, blank-eyed stares of "people" (🙄) FPs who are severely mentally, socially, ethically, morally, financially, & emotionally r3t@rd3d 😐🛑 #TheirEyesBeHavingThatExtraMeatInTheInsideCornersLikeFishOrSum'n #Fish-ObsessedLoserDad, I'm lookin' at YOU, b!tch 🖕 #YouToo,R@yt!f@ #FugMugs #Catf*ckerChr!sFitsThisDescriptionToo #barf
Why them having a solo maternity shoot says it all 🙄🎉 #BusinessTransaction #WeStillThinkHe'sG@y #AndYourH0enessCan*NEVERRR*BeDeleted #EspeciallyIfYouKeepAddingToIt #TheBabyDaddyIsTheSameAgeAsTheEldestNeglectedSon #17-YearAgeGap #yuck #toxic #ghetto
Who TF cares how old they were when opening their first business... that's not a valuable metric by which to measure one's business success or acumen 😒 #DopeOnARope #MaryAndPain #YouStillAOldA$$WitchInPresentDaySoEffIt
Why they wanna run a smear campaign on Daddi such that whenever she asks about them to their immediate friend group, the friends in question think Daddi's some crazy st@!k3r bish. But *THEY* want to run behind Daddi all the same putting the kibosh on any & all romantic relationships she tries to establish beyond their own toxic a$$ situationship 🙄 #PickAStruggle #YouDastardlyB@$t@rdYou #CallMeWhenYourBeardConnects, h0e 😤📱
Why all the makeup & skincare in the world ain't gonna help them look or behave like normal human beings 👹 #DoTheInnerWork #OrBetterYetJust📴Yourselves
How--as extraordinary as her life has been--Daddi feels robbed of any quote-on-quote "normal" life experience 🤬
Why there's so many dusty negroes outchea thinking "Who cares if she's developmentally r3t@rd3d, as long as she got light skin/a YT parent/whatever a$$cr@ck-textured hair/a BBL/[insert other superficial 'desirable' trait]???" #Y'allAreTheProblem
How *NONE* of the illegitimate hideous mutant d3m0n sp@wn doomed b@$t@rd "kids" of mine they forced into existence are going to survive Daddi's fury mentally or physically intact--or into adulthood #BetThat #NoThr3@tsOnlyPromises #TheirOtherParentsOnlyHaveThemselvesToBlame #OhWell 🔥
Why--however they ultimately expire--it'll not only qualify as d3@th by 🐝 sting, but also as a casualty of w@r. Who in thee entire f*çk decides to get pregnant using the stolen DNA of somebody they obviously do *NOT* like??? 🤨 #GetYourMindsRight #NoMercy
How they're somewhere out there saying they did [XYZ] to Daddi "out of love," when they clearly don't even know the meaning of the word 😒 As previously stated, it's all #apathy on Daddi's end 🖕 #TheDastardlyB@$t@rdStrikesAgain #LoveCrimesAreA"Thing" #RunMeMyMoney
Why they're requesting donated "security services" for their parentified g@ñgb@ñgiñ' son's untimely passing 🤔
Why they're having such a difficult time finding suitable pictures for the child's wake that don't feature said child throwing up multiple g@ñg signs 🤭 #Forever14
Why they once openly admitted to keeping their home temperature at 80+ degrees such that neither they *NOR* said child had to wear much (if any) clothes around the house 😬🚨 #JAIL
Why there's eternally an asterisk by Daddi's real age, since her birth year was advanced by three years in an attempt to pass Daddi off as a slightly older, already-deceased child with the same exact name & physical features 😒🧬💔
Why they look like they 'bout to hit the h0e stroll just to pick up their kid from whatever 'special needs' institution the kid is enrolled at 🤸🏾♀️
Why they insist on posting content featuring people sleeping/nodding off & at their most vulnerable. It's giving "s3r!@l ki!!3r" 🔪🩸
Who TF crowdsources parenting advice (of all things) from creepy strangers & bots on the Internet??? #RealQuestion
Why they're more concerned with drinking "coffee" (really, coffee + liquor) out of vases than regaining custody of their illegitimate hideous mutant d3m0n sp@wn "kids" 🍸👨👩👧👦🥂
Why there's a whole brigade of developmentally r3t@rd3d bütt-faced light-skinned wh0res--& wh0res that think they're light-skinned 🙄--united in their hatred of Daddi. #NEWSFLASH, heifers: A f*çk is something I *DON'T* give about y'all, outside of having to defend myself against y'all's egregious actions 🤨🛑
Why they keep claiming to be "just" 24 years old... when it looks more like 42+ 👹🪞👎
Why there's cigarette emojis & cigarette emoji-ettes, whose "🚬🌳" knows no gender boundaries ⚧️
Who genuinely responds "Are you calling my baby fat???" to someone saying they love chunky babies 😒 #GetASenseOfHumor #Don'tMatterNowCuzHe's"💀"
What they did in life to get a funny-looking, cross-eyed, moon pie-faced forever-smiling-despite-having-sh!t-to-smile-about overgrown infant-child on their hands 😟 #Mr.Fugly #It'sGiving'Stupidity'
Why the next time they get caught in somebody else's crossfire, the intended target (them) *WON'T* be missed 🎯 #TheOnlyWayThey'reTrulyWantedIs"💀"Or(Un-)Alive #Vi0!3ñtAnti-GüñVi0!3ñçe"Activist" #Litt!eCr!tt3r-looking head ahh 🖕
Why they're so pressed to hang out with their stranger-bestie (whom they've only known for a year & a half *TOPS*)'s fugly illegitimate "kids" when they got their own similarly-aged fugly illegitimate "kids" at home to play (or not play) with... or do they??? #StateProperty #Nylon&Brayla
How it's a whole 'nother level of depravity when one abü$es/neglects their own close family members/offspring--cuz wtf is keeping them from doing the exact same (or worse) to someone else's child(ren)??? #ThinkAboutIt #SuperLiability
Who needs constant (sponsored, from shamelessly exploiting their fugly a$$ delayed "kids") vacations from doing absolutely nothing??? #BFFR
...While simultaneously leaving their kids alone with a known s3xü@! pr3d@t0r, that being their very own dad??? 🤡💩 (#Presumably, cuz them kids is state property frfr)
Why they have to accompany their Chüçk E. Ch33$e-lookin' stranger-bestie on *THEIR* brand-sponsored trips now, since literally nobody on the planet wants to work with their b!tçh a$$ 🙄 #PlusOneLoser
Why they outchea wishing random bots on the Internet 'happy birthday' when it's *DADDI'S* "thing" to passive-aggressively wish fools 'happy birthday' 😒 #GOMD 🍆❌
Why they apply boosted press-on nails & their hands still look raggedy AF 💅🏾🤢
Why they keep having multiple çr0tçh-dr0pping a$$ "kids," knowing each one is even more delayed/impaired than the last 😷 #It'sNotBabyFeverAlone, b!tch: More like #BabyHayFever 🌾 or #BabyDengueFever 🦟
Why they & their lame a$$ families look like a bunch of sleep paralysis d3m0ns 😱
Why they're gonna need more than grief memes *ALONE* to move past this difficult time in their lives #SocialMediaDoesNotReplaceActualTherapy
Why they need to stop--immediately--with the close-up selfies cuz they aren't half as cute as they seem to think they are 😒 #NEWSFLASH: You're hideous
Why they labelled their goofy r3t@rd3d b!tch of a "wife" a goddess (of all things) #idolatry
Why they keep recycling the same convoluted a$$ pregnancy stories like anyone gives an eff 🙄 #WEDON'T #MoveTheEffOn #trashy #ghetto
Why they've had that strange & unsettling head shape their entire lives, but still don't know how to style their hair in such a way that *doesn't* emphasize it 🤔 #F*çked-UpD0r!t0Chip head ahh
How their beaver-faced lil girl child with the 5-in-1 hairstyles must feel seeing its own mother parading around the Internet fawning over the mom's stranger-bestie's fugly a$$ "kids" 😬 #harsh #ChildNeglect
Why Daddi needs to take sleep prophylactics now to deal with the living nightmare of them 😴💊
Why the *only* reason they work in a prestigious-sounding job role is so that the Powers That Be(e) can keep a close eye on them & their egregious behaviors-slash-criminal antics 💪🏾🐝🎯
Who TF makes crying at the drop of a hat &/or their ability to get pregnant actual personality traits 🥴 #ExtremeLoserActivity
How Daddi's shocked as hell they haven't been run out of Soufeast DC yet for being a fraudulent imposter-type negro 🤨 #Anacostia, do yo' thing #aTr@derH0eThatGotstaGooooo 🖕
Why they're tryna co-opt attention from Daddi's Internet friend's untimely passing (R.I.P. Jessica 💐) to promote their own janky a$$ OB-GYN services 😵💫 #RevokeThatMedicalLicense!!!
Why they're a literal domestic t3rr0r!$t & attempted r@p!$t talkin' bout some "Be kind!" 🙄 #OhTheIrony #InsultingAF #KeyboardWarrior
Why they insist on dressing like a true hoochie mama to go pick up their delayed a$$ lil boy from school 😒 #EvenYourHusbandDisapproves #YouLookLikeADogInADress #WithLopsidedB00bies
How so many people must be playin' right in Daddi's face because she's funny AF, so they think everything's games & jokes & comedy. B!tch, I'm speaking the honest to G0d #TRUTH in this piece!!! #GetchoMindsRight #I'mNotAF*çkingClown 🤡❌
How they go everywhere with a traveling nurse because *THAT'S* how mentally ill & untrustworthy they are #NoHopeForDopeOnARope
Why they changed their married name from "H@!ü$ic" back to "Pü!!3n" 🤭 #oop #DIVORCE
How they're "above" ki!!ing spiders but not "above" st@!king someone to their undisclosed place of residence--even going as far as getting a part-time job there--purportedly to R-@-P-3 them 😑 #KeyboardWarrior #Sub-HumanBeing
How someone's age, especially past high school, has very little correlation to their graduation year. You're still 40+ years old, K3ndr@: #GIVEITUP
Why they have to resort to posting prehistorically old footage of themselves & the "kids" because them MFs got taken away by whatever state they live in 🥀 #LMAO #oop
How the only brand deals they get are from companies no one's ever heard of & that must not have sh!t to lose by partnering with them 💸
What's the point in buying little kids expensive brand-name items that they're just gonna outgrow like wildfire anyways--unless they parents got it like that, financially-speaking (HINT: They don't) #FiscallyIrresponsible
Why they think anyone wants to see their geriatric, irrelevant, culture vulture, old witch-lookin' ahh spin records. B!tch: Sporadically DJ'ing records that first dropped sometime in the late-1800's is *NOT* a damn flex 🧙🏾♀️ #ashy #trashy #CultureVulture
How there's few things Daddi regrets in life... but looking at them directly for too long is one of 'em 🤢
Why pr3d@t0ry, fraudulent so-called "doctors" like this are a *HUGE* part of the problem of people not seeking out the proper care they need in a timely manner (or at all) 💀 #trauma #sheisty #frauds
Why they're paying $300 - $400+ for some braids *for themselves* but got their delayed a$$ beaver-faced child going to YT strangers on cruise ships to get *its* hair done 💁🏾♀️ #ExploitingYaKidsPays*THAT*MuchMoney??? #PRIORITIES
How many times they're going to rehash the same tired a$$ pregnancy stories. B!tch: Why wouldn't you have been pregnant *MULTIPLE* times, by a variety of different trashy a$$ dudes (& at least one female--*ME*), since the beginning of humankind, as f*çking old as you are 😒
Why all their fugly illegitimate "kids" of mine have what Daddi !i$@ likes to call "kickable faces," in that you wanna do just that to them but don't because of the optics (& *ONLY* because of the optics, #BelieveThat)
Who in their right mind tries to pass off their raging a!c0h0!ism as a personality trait... you're just as bad as the pregnancy-obsessed b!tch 🤢🥃🍷
Why their older brother opening up his entire cabinet of top-shelf liquor to them must be the dysfunctional family's equivalent of a prisoner receiving their last meal before prosecution execution #LOL #TheirTimeIsComing #CheersToThat 🥃
Why they keep tryna organize all these isolated female-only hiking trips--presumably to literally catch women with their pants down--knowing they're a full-blown s3xü@! pr3d@t0r, talkin' bout some "Take me to the trees!" when someone *really* needs to take they a$$ out back & euthanize them do the humane thing like the sick dog that they are 🐶
Why they keep trying to force this narrative of the severely delayed non-verbal girl children in their fam being romantically interested in their own severely mentally challenged p3d0 dads... nobody wants to see or be forced to think about these fugly a$$ lil girls in bed with their own fathers!!! #What'sGoingOnInTheH3ñrÿFamily #ElectraComplex #DISGUSTING #barf
Why it's their son who passed away but *THEY* the ones lookin' like they got one foot in the grave 🧟♀️ #YIKES #FaciallyAndBodily-Challenged
Why of course their favorite a!c0h0!ic beverage is a 'Penicillin,' seeing as how they're so mentally (& prolly physically, too) diseased 🤕🤒😷
Why every time their hideous mutant d3m0n sp@wn "kids" are in distress, Daddi's filled with immeasurable glee 🎭
How one thing Daddi has little to no emotional bandwidth for is a bad mother. Bad parents in general, really--but *ESPECIALLY* bad mothers 😤👎👎🚭
What happened to lil "B00bs/Cake Pops/Pü$$y" (those are the only words it says with any forcefulness & clarity 🙄😒) such that the inward literally fractured its foot at school (allegedly)??? You *KNOW* the child needs to be watched extra-carefully cuz of its many afflictions & whatnot 👿 #CreepyCheeks = #NeglectfulMom
Why they continuously post subliminal content implying Daddi's "the hot girl from high school who fell off" (their words, via somebody else) live from Daddi's *very own hometown* that they're not originally from 🤔 #reckless #(b)lackGentrifier/Colonizer
How they got their N-word privileges revoked as a whole Black person 🥀 #womp-womp
How their chosen name for our as-yet-unborn hideous mutant d3m0n sp@wn illegitimate child together is so fitting, seeing as how the child's life will be nothing but lies, fiction, & myth 📚 #EndOfSt0ri
Why they refuse to get any of the "kids'" hair done/shaped up. Yes, their heads are massive. But it's not an impossible amount of hair to deal with... it's giving "I *WANT* their hair to stay raggedy so mine looks better in comparison" 😒 #ChildNeglect #HeStillLooksLikeAF*çkBoi #YouWanna"💀"YourHusbandForGettingTheBoyAHaircut, though??? 🤔
Why, as soon as they fixed their d3m0nic mouth to speak ill on Daddi, their firstborn illegitimate child of mine came down with cancer 🦠 #karma #BotchedNoseJobOrBadPh0t0sh0p??? #TheirHusband'sUglyToo
Why whatever lil "friends" they have are guilty by association, since they wanna fraternize with the enemy 🤙🏾🚭
What in the entire *eff* they're doing to be able to afford multiple acres of land for their delayed a$$ families... it's giving "iñç3$t farm" 🥴 #KeepingTheExploitationWithinTheFamily
Why they're wearing garishly loud bright orange-colored gear in their latest posted content... it's giving "jail escapee" ⛓️
Why they're so intent on traveling somewhere for vacation, when they're already considered an international fugitive of the law; are strongly suspected of being involved in child s3x tr@ff!ck!ng; & are currently on the F.B.I.'s Most Wanted list 🤨 #FraudulentH0eA$$N!99@s 🖕
Why the only place they're "verified" in any sense of the word is in an artificial, online environment--oftentimes of their own creation ✅😱 (P.S. Outside of reputable news sources & public figures, who *TF* is pressed to be verified on one (or any) of these fake a$$ platforms??? #RealQuestion)
What kind of industrial-strength çr@çk ç0ç@!ne they're smoking that they think they'll get away with treating Daddi in this egregious way 🤬
How being a so-called ✌️ life coach ✌️ when they're on "💀" Row is one of the stupidest things Daddi's ever heard of
Why they think being on the autism spectrum completely absolves them of being held accountable for their abhorrent behavior (HINT: It doesn't)
Why they & their *entire family* is on the autism spectrum, with their "special interest" apparently being pregnancy 🙄 This would explain why it's never going to click for them that 1. They can't get pregnant ever again (#PRAISEHIM 🙏🏾✨) due to that pesky full-hysterectomy &/or vasectomy due to being mentally unfit parents, 2. All their "kids" are horrendously delayed to the point of severe mental & emotional handicap, 3. Those weird a$$ head shapes & off-the-wall, erratic behaviors of theirs, etc. etc.
Why they had those same delayed a$$ "kids" collecting Easter eggs in plastic grocery bags... chile 😓 #TheStruggle
How & why these 'm0mmy iñflü3ñç3r' h0es have so many zealous fans. Then #CreepyCheeks K3ñdr@--arguably the worst of the bunch--got the nerve to have some of the most vocal supporters 😑 *TF* is it about these d3m0n!c b!tches that (seemingly) has the masses going crazy??? I say K3ñdr@'s the worst because she & V0nTr@v!0us (the husband) allegedly have college degrees (Imma need *SOLID* proof of that 😒), thus giving some semblance of validation to their next-level *CRIMINAL-LEVEL* nonsense 😵💫 Picking one's "favorite" of these wh0res is like #ComparingTrashToGarbage 🚮
Why in the entire *eff* their dim-witted husband would get them a puppy to replace the neglected, parentified son they just lost to g@ñg vi0!3ñce 😧 TF makes them think that literal drunken wh0re can take care of *ANY* living thing, especially a damn puppy⁉️ Somebody page #AnimalControlServices
How Daddi's *TOO* through with this overfed, beaver-faced, pseudo-religious çüñ✝️ talkin' bout some "Don't think of yourself more highly than you ought" 🙄 #TAKEYOUROWNADVICE, heifer 🖕
Why they keep filming reaction videos of their severely delayed, rude AF lil girl child when that kid completely lacks the ability to react to *ANYTHING*--that's how delayed it is #Not"Unimpressed"ButSeverelyAutistic SIDENOTE: This same child exclusively wants to be held by its older male relatives & eternally gives the 'stink face' to #CreepyCheeks/mom. Problematic, much???
Why their dad looks like he dropped the soap in prison... repeatedly ⛓️🧼 #DeeboFromCellBlock6
Why their fugly a$$ delayed as h3ll "kids" have the massive bobbleheads & babbling incoherent speech of toddlers, but the physical bodies of children significantly older than that 🤔 #PurposefullyInfantilized
Why Daddi firmly believes that euthanasia should be an option for all the severely personality disordered freaks domestic t3rr0ri$ts she covers here on her blog 💀⚰️
Why all the recent videos they post featuring their hideous mutant d3m0n sp@wn "kids" look like deepfake technology... dogs & cats follow directions & do tricks better than that b!tchy lil girl 🙄 #BFFR
Why their fugly a$$ lil boy looks like an offensive Asian caricature 😕 ...And they look like an animatronic rat (specifically, Charles Entertainment Cheese) 🐀
Why the more they humblebrag about all the First World services & accoutrements they're able to afford, the more of a mark they become for thieves & other ne'er-do-wells 🥷 #GoodLuckWithThat(NotReally)
It bears repeating, but who or what keeps posting to their social media accounts knowing they're under investigation for r@p3 & b3sti@!ity, amongst other offenses 🤨 #Catf*ckerChr!s
On another note, who TF is 'Chr!st0phë' when their government name is "Chr!st0ph3r"??? Is it like 'St3v3 Urk3l' vs. 'St3f@n Urk3!!e'??? #PleaseExplainIt
Why it's the most hideous, un-photogenic people that wanna take these G0d-awful close-up selfies of themselves 🤢 #YOUAREUGLY, moe... put the phone down & back away slowly
Why they're so dense & arrogant that they interpret somebody (besides me) sarcastically telling them to "Just do it" as a compliment 🤭
Why there's hella unmarked white vans & black SUVs parked around their residences #They'reG-U-I-L-T-Y
How nobody's wishing harm or evil on pregnant women as a whole--just their d3m0n!c a$$es 🤰🏾🖕
Why Daddi *would* arrange to have them "touched" like p3rvs, but they're already losing horrendously at life 🤷🏾♀️
Who *TF* overlooks the fact that their spouse/baby's parent is a full-blown remedial h0e just because of their light-skinnedededness (not a typo & it stays 😌)--in skin tone *AND* behavior
Why, no matter how many gym pics they take, they'll always look like a dusty cigarette emoji-slash-wild beaver that skipped leg day month 🦵🏾#Litt!eCr!tt3r lookin' ahh b!tch 🖕
Why their hair transplant is so tacky & obvious 👴🏾
Why they're mad at Daddi because *THEY* decided to attend a state school 👩🏾🎓
How Daddi's not in the business of telling people how to mourn their "💀" g@ñgb@ñgiñ' sons, but reposting content from accounts with names like '@h0pef0rwid0ws' is a d3@d giveaway of how they *actually* viewed their lover I mean overly-parentified son 🤢
Why the only reason they've (allegedly) "never had any s3xü@! @$$@ü!t, r@p3, [or] s3xü@! misconduct allegations whatsoever" is because they're not actually into women & still "#FiguringItOut"... corny a$$ b!tch 🖕
How they're basically a 40-year-old party promoter... way to use that Ivy League degree 🥴🤙🏾🚭
How creepy & inappropriate it is that someone who's openly admitted to being s3xü@!!y attracted to minors would post a video like this, of them kissing on a tiny version of their remedial a$$ "wife" 🤨🚨
How they can post all the "proof of life" posts they want to, doesn't change their status as a d3@d man/human walking 🧟♀️
Why neither they *NOR* their spouse have that 'It' factor to pivot from exclusively posting content of those delayed AF "kids" of theirs to doing couples-only content... y'all are boring, weird-looking/-acting, remedial as h3ll, & still some aggravated r@p!$ts for not fully-vetting where those stolen egg cells came from before callously using them to impregnate yourselves 😤 #TooLittleTooLate
Why they have a whole federal agent(s) intercepting their communications & responding on their behalf now, *THAT'S* how epically they effed up 🤦🏾♀️⛓️
How one way you can tell they have a YT mom is by Black hair being a totally foreign concept to them. Why does fine combing your husband's waves ::cringe-y & confused face:: look like you're checking him for lice??? #Dumba$$
Why all they have now is videos of them literally nitpicking their spouse, drinking out of goofy a$$ cups, & telling stories of how they *USED* to be pregnant as they await their fate on "💀" Row 🙄😴
Why every time they try to pay homage or show love to someone, it comes off insulting AF 😑
Why they & their spouse have to do strange things for change to survive for seriously vi0!@ting Daddi 😶🤐
Why the only reason their baby creepily smiles so much is because *THAT'S* how stupid it is, not realizing the gravity of the extremely effed up life situation it was born into 👼🏾
How they're scrambling for ideas now that they can no longer exploit those fugly a$$ delayed "kids" of theirs... nobody wants to watch you apply makeup to your visibly uncomfortable, equally-as-wack stüd sister, b!tch!!! 🖕 #Donkey-FacedHeifers
Continuing with the theme of 'running TF out of ideas,' why no one wants to see them drinking out of the literal butt of a rooster (a.k.a. "🍆") *OR* filming deepfake "Mommy & me"-type videos with that non-verbal-but-still-rude-as-hell, permanent b!tch face-having lil girl child of theirs, either 😒
If they *KNOW* they got some spaced-out, cheddar-colored rat teeth &/or deeply unsettling s3ri@! ki!!3r eyes, why *TF* they don't smile with their lips closed or wear sunglasses everywhere (even to bed)
Why they look so d3m0n!c even *ESPECIALLY* when "creating" (🙄) s'mores charcuterie boards 👹🔥
Why they keep rehashing that tired a$$ "We got pregnant & married in 3.5 seconds!" story 🤰🏾⏩💍
Why the latest footage of them & the "kids" looks like it was taken outside of a correctional facility 🤭⛓️ #oop
How they went from laughing at their younger bro b0n!ng literal canines to being somebody's pastor 😱 #YIKES
Why they front like getting grazed on the calf by a stray bü!!3t over 10+ years ago was a life-thr3@t3ning event 😒 #NobodyFeelsSorryForYou, Litt!e Cr!tt3r
Why they're losing social media followers in the tens of thousands... cuz everyone sees through their BS 👀💩😭 #lmfao
What exactly they're assisting the U.S. President with as his "Special Assistant," especially when they're a top-tier security risk & full-blown 🚬🍑🥷 #hmmm 🤔
Why their 🚬🍑 can no longer use the "🤙🏾" emoji, cuz reputable fraternal organizations *REFUSE* to associate themselves with their specific brand of 🚬🌳 & nonsense. There's #NoSuchThingAsAnA!ph@CigaretteEmoji anyway... male *OR* female 😌
Why they can "plan itineraries" for all the fantasy dreamland trips they want, they're still not gonna live long enough to go on them ✈️🤷🏾♀️
Why they have no choice *BUT* to 'explore their s3xü@!ity' (🙄) since no female/male/hybrid will touch them with a 10-foot pole after what they did to Daddi 🥀 #womp-womp
Why their old-faced friend from out-of-town visits every time they're on the verge of losing custody of their hideous mutant d3m0n sp@wn "kids" 😑 #YouNotSlick, Creepy Cheeks
Speaking of which, why their bio says "Life in my twenties plus 3." 'Plus 3' what, decades??? Because they're nowhere near their damn twenties anymore 👵🏿
Why when Daddi told them to get & stay TF out of her city, they up & (allegedly) moved back to Mexico--despite being visibly & unmistakably of African descent #LOL ...You not Lüp!t@ Ny0ñg'0, b!tch!!! 😂
Why every time Daddi types about them & their nonsense, a cloud of ash appears out of nowhere & settles on her laptop 😤
Why Daddi keeps an attitude of gratitude about herself, cuz without her haterz she'd be a lot less motivated to destroy/conquer/permanently handle, etc. them 😇
Why they're not *THEM* 🤩 but "(t)hem" ☹️👎
Why Daddi's been better than them for about 10 years now 💁🏾♀️✨
Realistically, WTF they thought the outcome would be of them drinking & partying throughout the entirety of their tragic a$$ pregnancy 🤔
Why--no matter which tacky, saggy non-existent b00b-exposing formal dress they put on--they'll always & forever look like somebody's 'special needs' prom date 🥀
Why they've been "turning 29" for the past 10 - 15 years 🙄🎂👵🏿
How else can a trained @$$@$$!ñ show love outside of literally & metaphorically 💀-ing 💩??? #RealQuestion
Why they look like a bloated rodent or a beached whale in their maternity shoot pics 🐀🐋🤢
How, once the cigarette emoji within them is revealed, it can *NEVER* be unseen 🚭
How they went from being an old-faced baby to a baby-faced man 👶🏾 #CambionTings
How the only way Daddi wants their man is off her last nerve 🤬
How there's few things worse than a D!$n3y "adult"--much less *SEVERAL* of them jonts 🤦🏾♀️
Once again: How *TF* they single-handedly made light skin & wavy hair fall off in popularity... that's some industrial-strength lameness right there 😐
Why they look like those car dealership advertisement noodles, like they're having a seizure, or like a sleep paralysis d3m0n every time they try to "dance" 🤮
Why all they have now is throwback pictures since their lives, as they knew them, are over 💀
Why they have the face of a donkey & the teeth of a clown 🍑🤡
And why their "bestie" has the face of an anthropomorphic rat (that being Charles E. Cheese) & the teeth of a clown 🐀🤡
Why--despite being racially *UN*ambiguous AF--they make a habit of trying on other people's ethnicities for size, even trying to pass themselves off as members of said ethnicity 😱🦅 #CultureVulture #CheckThoseReferences
Once again: Why they're so invested in a w@r--this time, a rap beef of all things--that does. Not. Concern. Them??? #TheyDon'tEvenLikeRapMusic #They'reAllergicToCollardGreens&BeenHadTheirN-WordPrivilegesRevoked #TheMusicIsn'tForCornyEarsLikeTheirs 🌽❌
How Daddi knows who they are in real life, so the fake online persona is *EXTRA* jarring & obnoxious
How they're *absolutely* losing their 💩 the more Daddi posts about them & their lil friends, outchea pouring body wash into kooky cups (Why, b!tch??? #wasteful) & openly contemplating what their 🍆 size would be if they were actually a man #LMAO #ExitTheCloset, engineering b!tch 🥃🖕P.S. The term "Big Daddi Energy" already exists, h0e 😌 #You'reWelcome
How Daddi's non-vi0!3ñt AF, right? ✊🏾☮️ ...But some life problems can *only* be solved through repeated püñçhes to the face 👊🏾💥 #That'sReal 🤷🏾♀️
How they have the audacity to call themselves a "public figure"--allegedly working at the White House, of all places--with those g0dforsaken disgustingly yellow spaced-out Chiçlet teeth 🤢 I mean, even some horsey-looking veneers would look better than that sh!t *THEY* rockin' #SMH #TheyLookLikeTheirBreathStinks #ItMostLikelyDoes
What on Earth this domestic t3rr0r!$t & attempted r@p!$t is doing in a public sauna 😶🌫️ #JAIL
Why they showed up to somebody else's baby shower wearing three band-aids & a bra strap as an "outfit" 🤭 #TackySl0re #It'sGiving"DevelopmentallyDelayedPr0$t!tüte"
How they can only have heavily-supervised visits with their hideous mutant d3m0n sp@wn offspring of mine, now that they've been exposed as--basically--aggravated r@p!$ts for what they did to me/my stolen egg cells 😡
How so-called engineering managers aren't needed past a certain point in one's career. Engineers at all levels pretty much manage themselves--that's *WITHOUT* being pr3d@t0ry s3xü@!!y offensive criminals 🧻💩#redundant #obsolete
Why they keep claiming to be from Washington, District of Columbia when they're just some fugly ex-beauty queen from Largo, M-A-R-Y-L-A-N-D 🤔 #liar #fraud #WeDon'tClaimYou
How, if they don't whoop their kids into submission (whether that's literally or figuratively) in their youth, the kids risk turning out like ol' engineering b!tch, running their lil Tw!tt3r/"X" fingers all over the Internet #femcel #Ki!!ItWithFire 🔥
How they *KNOW* they paid their way onto that 30 Under 30 list, knowing damn well they're pushing 40 years of age 👵🏿
How they should just 📴 themselves if they wanna see their "💀" g@ñgb@ñgiñg illegitimately-conceived son again #NobodyFeelsSorryForYou #R@p3Apologizin'A$$Heifer
Why they got all them tire rolls (a.k.a. epithelial folds) on their neck, looking like the Mich3lin M@n from the chin down 🐷
Why they're living, breathing proof that two women alone *CANNOT* raise a non-cigarette emoji "son" 🏳️🌈🚭
Why the way they speak & the words they use are so weirdly formal, almost as if they're cosplaying a "real" human being 🤖 #robotic #unnatural #p$yçh0p@th
Why their eyes are so freakishly far apart that they almost look equine--*THAT'S* how naturally physically deformed they are 🐴 (them *AND* their hideous dog-faced "wife")
Why they (1, 2) mumble-talk so fast that even another severely mentally challenged person can't understand what they're saying 🗣️❌
Why all their recent videos look like deepfake technology... are they even still alive right now??? #RealQuestion
How they call themselves working for the President of the United States looking like *BEING* a sloppy, overweight troll 😦
Why they keep dressing for a body they don't have... we, as a collective, are tired of being right on the verge of seeing your g3n!t@l!@!!! 😱
Why it's in extremely poor taste to go on a pre-planned international vacay despite losing their g@ñgb@ñgiñg illegitimately-conceived son less than two months ago 🍷
Why *TF* they have them tight a$$ braids in their hair knowing damn well they only got but three baby hairs left--& two of 'em are struggling for dear life 🥴
Why they outchea corrupting the youth, teaching 'em to say things that'll get the kids *AND* the parents "😴"
Why they have the creepy eyes & lingering glare of an escaped mental patient 👀🚨
What the absolute eff is the appeal in literally f*cking canines... #Man'sBestFriend for fur real, eh??? 🤢 #d3m0n!c
Why their hideous red-headed troll of an enabling a$$ sister is outchea running its lil Iñ$t@gr@m fingers talkin' bout somebody (besides itself) is "unhappy" like it can't *also* get this same type treatment/werk 🖕🐶🖕
How they can sit up & confidently post how much they "love" their significantly delayed, illegitimately conceived d3m0n sp@wn offspring of mine when the kids are damn near retirement age & don't speak intelligibly; aren't enrolled in *ANY* type of schooling or extracurricular activities (outside of getting on my last nerve, that is 🙄); their hair is rarely, if ever, styled/shaped up; the kids can barely hold a pencil or spoon the correct way, etc. etc. #ParentalNeglect
Why everything about them is fake AF--from their freckles, to their b00bs, to their hair, to that g0d-awful so-called "personality" 😒
Why they're crowd-sourcing "suggestions for preventing & potentially mending split ends?" when they already know the best solution--in their case & their case alone--is to just 📴 themselves ☠️
What kind of reaction they're looking for in choosing this type music for their janky lil "content" 😒 #YouNotSlick, you morbidly obese beaver-faced cheap crunchy weave-wearing wh0re 🖕🤡🖕
Who brags about having to work right up until their due date... it's giving #BrokeAF 💸
Why them saying their quadroon-looking daughter's hair is "nappy" makes perfect sense, seeing as how they were apparently born to a YT çr@çkh3@d mom in a back alley 🤭 #oop #TheWi!!i@ms0n"Dad"
Why they removed their alma mater from their janky lil social media bio... that school wants to #distance itself from the "🚬🌳" #SmartMove
How they wear fake lashes so often that their *REAL* lashes are shockingly sparse 👀⚠️🥀 Makes Daddi wonder what that scalp & skin is lookin' like underneath all the pounds of weave & makeup... 🤔
How some of their most egregious actions towards Daddi aren't even worth addressing publicly. #KARMA gon' handle that 😇✨
Why they'd give their çr0tçh-dropping a$$ newborn a literary name when it's *quite* clear they can't even read a room 📖 #InsultingAF #EndOfSt0ri
How filthy & tone-deaf they are, running their lil Tw!tt3r/"X" fingers about how much to tip a cleaning service... for one, single d0üçh3b@g of a so-called "person"... with no kids or pets 🙄 Instead of spending so much time drinking whiskey & t3rr0r!z!ng people on the Internet: #CLEANYOURDAMNHOUSE, dirty a$$ b!tch 🧼
Why they think their remedial, beaver-faced daughter can somehow "understand Vietnamese" (of all languages) when that thing can't even understand or follow basic prompts/commands in American English 🤦🏾♀️ #DumbAF
Why they keep filming "reaction" videos when the children in question don't have the capacity to react to anything--*THAT'S* how delayed they are 😵💫
Why they (1, 2, 3, etc.) always make sure *their* hair is done, but not their hideous mutant d3m0n sp@wn kids' hair #neglect
Why that post-baby snapback is so insane... almost as if one made a deal with the d3vi! 🥵 #d3m0n!c
How being a color-struck & hair texturist dweeb gets them a buck-toothed, mentally challenged so-called wife as a life partner #LMAO #EquallyYoked
Why every time their name + last known city/state is searched online, their full name, address, age, birthdate, & phone number shows up 🤭⛓️ #oop #RegisteredS3xOffenders
Why their hair looks like pieces of 💩 growing from their scalp 🤢
Why they were specifically told by social workers to stop calling that çr0tçh-dropping a$$ child by its original, given-out-of-spite-to-Daddi name, yet continue to call it that same damn name 😒 Y'all just setting the child up for more failure, dawg. #ItsNameIs"SirCrunchyBlackThe15th" now, b!tch 🖕
Why the only thing "Süpr3m3" about them is their level of "🚬🌳" #C0!byTheDogf*çker
How it's not really "being an influencer" if you're showing people what *NOT* tf to do with their lives 👎👎
How one identical twin can be so much uglier than the other 👯 #Donkey-FacedHeifers
How they're *zero* generations removed from being p00r ⚪🚮
Why some of their punishments for violating Daddi are being forced to work to survive (amongst the same co-workers they were exposed as pr3d@t0ry criminals around 🤭 #oop); living waaaayyyy out in The Boonies, far from civilization; & remaining married to their janky a$$ problematic spouses post-pandemic 😏
Why they insist on taking so many extreme, close-up selfies that make them look even more like a platypus-faced b!tch. All the b00b jobs in the world can't fix inner ugliness, h0e #FuglyTramp
How they're not talented enough (or at all) to be *THIS* problematic 😤
How they look horrific on a 'good' day, but even *more* so pregnant... It's giving beached whale or bloated sea monster 🤮 #BotchedLipo #FugMug #AHaitianHater
Why watching paint dry, grass grow, or having a full-on conversation with a brick wall is more exciting & engaging than watching their boring, scrotum-faced loser a$$ make a bunch of struggle content on T!kT0k 🙄
Why all they can do is post ancient content from 10+ years ago because *THAT'S* when they were last "relevant" 😒 #AshyTrashy #CultureVulture
Why they couldn't wait until they were fully healed after giving birth to a whole human to hit the h0e stroll again 🤸🏾♀️ #desperate
How there's few things worse or creepier than a so-called D!$n3y "adult" 🐀 #GrowUp
Why them being charged with first degree aggravated s3xü@! @$$@ü!t & second degree endangering the welfare of a child is on the *very* first page of results when searching their basic a$$ first/last names + last known city/state 🤭 #oop #PuttingTheC-U-N-✝️In'Country'ForReal #RealN!993rSh!t #GoodLuckWithThat(NotReally)
How everyone with eyes can see their newborn illegitimately-conceived child of mine has fetal alcohol syndrome, #RealBad 😬 Serves their big-nosed, moose-faced heifer a$$ right, hmph 🥂 #J3nn!f3rN.H@ml3ttTheMoose-FacedHeiferAndAggravatedR@p!$t
How not even an animal would treat Daddi the way they did/are still actively doing 😒 This is why they'll be shown #NoMercy 🥶
Why the *REAL* reason their medical practice closed is because the so-called "doctor" was involuntarily committed 😳 Serves the former doctor #M@rc3!!üsRy@ñC3ph@s right, with its fraudulent a$$ 🖕
Why when Daddi took them to court for seriously violating her human rights, all they had to say for themselves was that they'll "do better next time." *TF* makes them think there's gonna be a 'next time' to epically f*çk up like they did??? I hope birthing the hideous mutant d3m0n sp@wn that thing is pregnant with finally takes it out the game, #permanently ☠️🤞
Why they go everywhere with a traveling nurse... are they *THAT* mentally ill??? (The answer is *YES*) 🤫💊
Why they--apparently--only hire people they're not physically attracted to, since it's "less distracting" 😓 ...And *THAT'S* why they're being investigated by the EEOC, triflin' discriminatory a$$ heifers 🐮 #StaffFullOfFuglies #ThanksForTheCompliment, I guess??? 😵💫
Why they try to make being a glaringly obvious barely-functional a!c0h0l!c a whole personality trait 🥴🥃 #FemcelLoser
Why so-called civilized society is the *MOST* barbaric 👹🔪🩸
Why this particular cigarette emoji a$$ ninja keeps milking its decades-old sh00ting grazing to the calf as a "life-threatening" event. That non-existent personality, feral rodent "look," stumpy, bloated body, & spaced-out yellow rat teeth are the *REAL* life-threatening events it needs to worry about 🙄😒 #NoMercy #iJust*KNOW*ItStinksToHighHeavensLookingLikeThat #📴Yourself, Gr3g 🖕
Why any child(ren) they have is better off "💀" than left to be quote-on-quote "raised" by them 😱 #UnfitParents #Sterilize'Em
How b3$ti@!ity needs to be punishable by "💀," like in biblical days (i.e., 1, 2, 3, 4, plus whatever's having s3x with these things: 5, 6, 7, etc.) 🤮 #They'reOnlyGoingToGetWorse/SeriouslyVi0!@teMoreAnimals&PeopleTheLongerThey'reKeptAlive #Animal-F*çkingCigaretteEmojis 🚭
How they're the living, somehow-still-breathing embodiment of the saying "All skinfolk *AIN'T* kinfolk" 👿 #TraitorMoe
Why the whole reason "Dallas flies" are an issue for their household is because their a$$-faced so-called wife keeps such a filthy home 💩 #CLEANYOURSH*T ...Also: If they think flies are annoying AF, imagine a swarm of bees 🐝🖕
Why they were born in a back alley to a çr@çkh3@d YT mom--& look like it, too 🥴 #oop
How they need to be m@imed somehow--whether that's literally or figuratively--to render them just as fugly on the outside as they are on the inside 🙃 #ExposedS3xOffender #AttemptedR@p!$t #A!c0h0!icP$yçh0p@th
Why they need to stay their broke a$$es out of Rich B!tch business 🖕🤑🖕
Why they're so wasteful & consumerist... who TF wastes gallons of milk for T!kT0k views??? 😤 Even one of their severely delayed d3m0n sp@wn kids is asking "Why are we doing this" 😮💨 #GroceriesTooDamnExpensive for that ish!!! #NeverForget: This the same thing that grew up in H@b!t@t of Hüm@n!ty housing, wasting perfectly good food like that 😨 #YIKES
Why they refuse to dress for the hideous refrigerator-shaped body they *ACTUALLY* have. Nobody--& I do mean *NOBODY*--wants to see that 💩
Why their janky a$$ dispensary was fined over $10K for ownership violations 🤭 #LMAO #frauds #H0e-peIsADope 💸
Why their witchy-lookin' ahh can put all the emojis they want to over their hideous mutant d3m0n sp@wn child's face, it don't matter: They've both already been marked for "💀" (the newborn, too) 🤷🏾♀️ #PlayWithYourMotherNotDaddi
How there's few things worse than an overly-confident fug-mug (including the lil girl, for Fug-Mug #1) 😒👎
Why they look *SIGNIFICANTLY* older & more decrepit than the mid-20s to early-30s (🙄) they claim to be 👵🏿 #EvilWitchBehavior #CreepyCheeks #LyingA$$Heifer
How & why they have a last name like "P0!nd3xt3r(d)" while being a complete dumb@$$ 🤡💩 They should do humankind a Big One & just #📴Themselves 🖕
Why their tw33ts are full of misspellings, thus rendering the tw33t grammatically incorrect/incomprehensible... put down the bottles of whiskey & pick up a f*çking dictionary, h0e 🙄🥃
Why they're making such a spectacle of "mourning" their "💀" overly-parentified son when Daddi clearly recalls them saying they purposefully kept the house temperature hot AF just so the both of them could walk around with little to no clothes on 🥵 #EnoughOfTheTheatrics #YouOnlyMissThatBoyAsYourStand-InLover #Iñ$t@gr@mIsNoSubstituteForATherapist, b!tch!!!
Why they're finna be homeless soon, living in their ex's house with somebody else's brand new baby (👀) & literally nothing else to show for it 😂 #VerbalAgreementsWon'tHoldUpInCourt #GeriatricBirdBehavior
Why they keep invoking the L0rd's name in vain knowing damn well they're some kind of d3m0n!c entity 🤔 #Obnoxious&OffensiveAF
Why they're texting the N.Y.C. public library system to find books on 'g@ñg culture'... corny lame @$$ b!tch #AshyTrashyCultureVulture
Concurrently, why they st@!k my family across the globe in a pathetic chase for social relevance 😒 #YeahYou #LeaveMeAndMyFamilyAlone #ThisIsWhyYou'reOnD3@thRow #You*AND*ThemIllegitimateKids
How Daddi got her student loans forgiven because she's permanently & irreversibly disabled thanks to these cigarette emoji-@$$ fools 😅💸
How their karma for joining Cigarette Emoji #1 in claiming Daddi's "the hot girl from high school [college] who fell off" must be having a lil girl child with their entire fugly @$$ Loch Ness monster face #oop #DefamationOfCharacter #GoBruno 🐻❤️
Why their (1, 2) big-headed hideous mutant d3m0n sp@wn kids' hair is never done. #YES, their heads are massive. But not so massive that one can't style the little bit of hair that does grow outta them jonts 😐 #ChildNeglect
How you *KNOW* you stupid AF when random bots on the Internet are--repeatedly--calling you dumb. Once again: Put down the bottles of whiskey, pick up a dictionary/read it (if you can), log *OFF* the f*çking Internet & go touch grass, n!g-norant heifer 🐮🥃🖕
Why they're 'disrespectful,' obnoxious, & rude all day but when someone finally--*RIGHTFULLY*--bucks back at them, they go off the rails 😒 Pick a struggle, a$$wipe 🧻 #DomesticT3rr0r!$t #KeyboardWarrior #WannabeInternetG@ñg$t3r #ThisIsWhyYou'reOnD3@thRow
Why there's 100+ G00gle Alerts from people searching Daddi's name online 😅 #PopularThug
Why--as a disabled person--whatever Daddi has to do to get them to stop t3rr0r!z!ng the 💩 out of her (up to & including 📴-ing them), she's not only gonna do that, but also "get away" with it as self-defense 😎 #TryMeH0es #SikeNotReally #TryJ3$ü$Instead 🙏🏾✨
Why they're so overly-confident for a fugly, obnoxious, soon-to-be-handled real-life troll 👹🔥 #InsecureAF #GoodLuckWIthThat(NotReally)
Why they're such an a!c0h0!ic they got their suffering-from-FAS newborn its own champagne flute-shaped baby bottle 😬 #YIKES
How bad teeth *clearly* run in the family 😳 #YuckMouths #NeverSmileAgain
Why their hideous mutant d3m0n sp@wn hellion of a child looks even uglier than usual when it smiles... but I guess that's better than the permanent RBF the child has 🤷🏾♀️ #ThatThingIs*SIGNIFICANTLY*OlderThanThreeYearsOld #NotThatItWouldBeAbleToTellAnybodyOtherwise #TheyOnlyFeedItBread&WaterSoOfCourseItDoesn'tGrow #PerfectForContinuedChildExploitation #📴Yourselves
Why their elderly, uneducated AF "kids" (🙄) can barely form coherent sentences but know how to turn on a video camera & say "Hey guys" 🥴 #ChildExploitation,Abuse,&Neglect #Donkey-FacedB!tch
Why the more videos they post, the more they look like an evil geriatric witch 🧙🏾♀️🧹✨ #You're*NOT*Twenty-FourYearsOld,Wh0re #GiveUpTheGhost
Why Daddi thanks them (not really) for being so forthcoming with all this personally identifiable information. Makes it *MUCH* easier to keep track of their s3xü@!!y pr3d@t0ry a$$ in the community at-large 😌 #That'sHowDesperateCreepyCheeksIsForAttentionThatIt'sBasicallyAiringItselfOut #LMAO #KeepItComing
How this monstrosity keeps getting work-slash-continues to have a social media platform knowing full-well it drügs & r@p3s women, kids, & felines (!!!) 👀⚠️🤮 #Catf*çkerChr!s #Somebody📴ThisThingWithTheQuickness
Why they're accusing their credit card company of "misgendering" them as a man (#LOL) when they move through the world all masculine & aggressive like a man anyways 🤔 #ClosetedLumberjackL3sb0
Why they're doing more for a virtual stranger's baby shower than they do for their own kids, who---#NeverForget--got wrapped pieces of fruit for Chr!$tm@$ last year 😮💨 #GotMoneyForEndlessGifts&GettingTheirHairDone,ButRefuseToTouchThoseNastyA$$Teeth/Nails
And, once again, why they stay with *THEIR* hair did & never the d3m0n!c hellion lil girl's hair 🤔 #MakeItMakeSense
Why they're so pressed to prove their delayed AF kids know their *actual* ages, despite the fact the kid in question has clearly been coached to struggle-speak whatever TF the so-called parent told it to say 😒 #YouNotSlickCreepyCheeks
How some life problems can only be solved through repeated püñçhés to the face 👊🏾💥🤷🏾♀️ #facts
Why they're constantly on the verge of losing custody of their 50-11 çr0tçh-dr0pp!ñg a$$ hideous mutant d3m0n sp@wn "kids" 🤦🏾♀️🚨
Why they insist on labelling a severely mentally challenged lil boy a "genius," when that kid *AND* all its siblings are--quite obviously--slow AF. You're only confusing-slash-traumatizing these already-impaired kids further by calling them "geniuses" when they clearly are *NOT*... witcho dumb "🍑" 🙄🖕 #GetItTogetherCreepyCheeks #ABunchOfSlowPeopleMaking&RaisingSlowKids #TheOnlyWordsTheKidSaysWithAnyClarityAre"B00bs,CakePops,&P*$$y" #TheyNeverPost*THAT*NonsenseTho
What kind of fantasy dreamland they're living in where nobody's, eventually, gonna lay hands on them 🙏🏾✨ #WhoopThatTr!çk
How--with Daddi being a multi-ethnic, disabled Black female & all--their continued antagonism of Daddi *could* be viewed as a hate crime 🧐 #Multiple&VariedCivilRightsViolations #🔚Yourselves
Why they wait until suspected online bots point out the faulty, problematic "advice" they dole out before checking themselves & realizing they're wrong (yet again)--*DESPITE* being an alleged engineering manager 🥵 #LeadingSheepToSl@üght3r #WitchoDumbA$$
Why, whenever they're questioned about their intentions behind cornering Daddi in a workplace restroom, all they do is breakdown into tears *without* actually answering the damn question 😨 #JustAbout*ANY*AnswerIsBetterThanThatSh!t #AttemptedR@p!$t #JAIL ⛓️
Why they always cover up or blur the faces of the hideous mutant d3m0n sp@wn "kids" of mine they forced into existence, when--if they *REALLY* gave a 💩 about them kids & their so-called privacy--the kids wouldn't exist in the first damn place 😒 #YouNotSlickAshyTrashy #AggravatedR@p!$t #ThisIsWhyYou'reOnD3@thR0w
How they don't look like some stupid peacock purse, but instead like a rabid dog walking backwards while simultaneously taking a 💩 #YOU'REUGLY #CreepyCheeksTheCanineH0e #AggravatedR@p!$t #ThisIsWhyYou'reOnD3@thR0w
How they're not "quirky" (TF???) but batsh!t C-R-A-Z-Y 😵💫🤕 #TakeYourMedsH0e #AndLogOffTheInternetWhileYouAtIt #TOUCHGRASS #AttemptedR@p!$t #ThisIsWhyYou'reOnD3@thR0w
How Daddi can tell their "kids" (🙄) are gonna grow up to be some "🚬s" just based off the way they're "raising" (😒) them #ThisIsWhy*ALL*YouAggravatedR@p!$tsAreOnD3@thR0w #'CeptForTheParents/KidsI'mCoolWith 😉👍
Why the content featuring them &/or their remedial a$$ "husband" alone does the absolute *LEAST* numbers in terms of engagement such that they've resorted to opening videos with shots of them buttoning up some semi-revealing country-a$$ negligee to get views 🤢🥀 #womp-womp #NobodyWantsToSeeThemTiredA$$FlapjackT!tties*OR*ThatNon-ExistentIndentedButtOfTheirs #InsteadOf"CreepyCheeks"MaybeItShouldBe"ConcaveCheeks" 🤭 #CreepyCheeks*IS*TheFamilyDog #BARF 🤮
How they shouldn't have had Daddi & whoever else f*çked all the way up. Then *maybe* they wouldn't be getting aired TF out all over the Internet 🤷🏾♀️ #JustAThought #iKnowTheyMadAtMe #LOL #TheRevolutionWillBeBlogged
Why they're outchea claiming to only be voting for someone who's "not harmful" to "people like [them]" when they aren't even 'people,' but something far, far worse & more debased than that 🤔 #MoreLikeAPieceOf💩MoonlightingAsAWitchOrD3m0nOrSum'n
Why this thing decided to make its account public again... so everyone can see it further descend into madness??? #BrainD3@dLoser #LogOffTheInternet #GoTouchGrass #BetterYet,🔚Yourself 🖕
How their behavior in other people "absolutely enrages" them--yet, they're still outchea on B3y0ncé's Internet t3rr0r!z!ng multi-ethnic disabled Black people like there's no tomorrow 😑 #MakeItMakeSense #StupidFemcel #OnlineExtremist #InternalizedMisogyny #ridiculousness
*THEN* got the nerve to post online fact-checking resources (after incorrectly spewing some alleged facts as truth 🙄 #irresponsible) like Tw!tt3r/"X" is an effin' college term paper or sum'n... this is what Daddi means when she says these "🚬s" need to be banned from all social media platforms for being 'under the age of 13'--because, mentally, that's *EXACTLY* what they are 😤 #DelayedAF #GrownA$$Children #ThisIsHowPeopleLoseTheirLives ☠️
Why they'd put the daughter of a certified child m0l3st3r in a shirt that says "Here for Dad's Hugs" 🥀 Also, why the entire family looks naturally physically deformed, they're *THAT* hideous & hard-to-look-at (especially the kids) 😨
How this monster is still able to hold "casting calls" for their fledgling so-called film career knowing full-well it scouts them jonts for its next victims 😒⚠️🚨 #BEWARE
Why their illegitimate d3m0n sp@wn "baby" looks like a moose in a pamper, involuntarily throwing up g@ñg signs cuz *THAT'S* how impaired it is suffering from FAS 🥴 #GoodLuckWithThat(NotReally)
Why--no matter how many gym pics they post--they *still* look sloppy, out-of-shape, & like they stink to high heavens 🤢 #Bad-BodiedH0e #RottenCottageCheeseThighs #Horsey-LookingDentures #Tacky,DryA$$Weave
Why they greet their r3t@rd3d beaver-looking "mom in love" like an excited dog, running up & literally jumping into the b!tch arms 🤯 #OvergrownChild #ThisThingIs30+YearsOld
Why even the bots it converses with online call out its content as being "odd" & "made up" 😂
How insultingly ironic it is that their h0m!c!d@l, domestically abü$!ve a$$ created a children's book... to "support mothers overcoming domestic abü$e" 😒⚠️🚨 #You*ARE*DomesticallyAbü$!ve,Wh0re #VehicularH0m!c!de #FuglyA$$Ex-Beauty"Queen"
Why they have the small, underdeveloped calf muscles of a prepubescent girl 🤔 #🔚Yourself
How new seasons don't exist just because they say so 😒 #B!tchIt'sStillSummertime #StupidAF #WhyAreTheirHeadShapesSoWild&Out-Of-Pocket???
How the more "Chr!$ti@n" & "Chr!$t-like" they entirely-too-loudly proclaim to be, the *LESS* Chr!$ti@n & Chr!$t-like Daddi & everyone else on the planet knows them to be 👹 #Attention-SeekingD3m0n!cSl0re
Why they look so much like an evil fugly çr@çkh3@d witch, tryna push them hideous a$$ J0rd@n-brand sneakers 50-11 years after their release 🤨 #AshyTrashyH0e
Speaking of fugly shoes, why they're more concerned with getting their delayed AF "kids" some Cr0cs footwear when them thangs is still wearing diapers & can barely speak intelligibly #PRIORITIES #TheyAreNowhere*NEAR*School-Ready #UnlessIt'sSomeTypeOfRemedialSchool #ButEvenThen... 😬
Why they're so vulgar & crass in promoting their janky a$$ waxing "business," then wonder why no one books them & their so-called business is going up in proverbial flames 🔥 #WaxingWith(ph)Aggy 🚭
Why they're so childish, & not in an endearing way (if there *IS* such a thing 🙄). More like the way in which you wanna drop-k!çk the kid in the thr0@t & leave it laying in a pool of its own "🩸"--non-vi0!3ñtly, of course 😉 #Chr!st!ñëB0ll0wTheGrownA$$Child #Reading*IS*Magical...IfYouNotTheOneBeingRead 🪄
It bears repeating, but how *NONE* of these monstrosities they call "children" (a.k.a. 'Illegitimate hideous mutant d3m0n sp@wn') are going to live to see adulthood (not my *preferred* kids/parents, though; they cool 👍). The so-called "parents" (😒) are doomed, too #CasualtiesOfSelf-InflictedW@r #PlayWithSomebodyElse 🤡
How their "kids" are so unintelligible that one needs subtitles to understand whatever TF they're trying to say 🥴 #The'B'StandsFor'B!tch'
How this overgrown, brain d3@d cigarette emoji a$$ loser is able to keep their social media account(s) when--based on the effed up content it posts--it doesn't seem to understand how the Internet or basic social interaction works 🤔 #p3d0 #CTE #🔚Yourself
How it's neither "delusion" nor (fake) "confidence"/straight-up arrogance that accounts for their sinister-level fearlessness, but p$yçh0p@thy alone #LyingA$$B!tch #🔚Yourself 🖕🧻
How they go through life knowing their so-called "son" is an exposed cat-f*cking, woman- & child-r@p!ng loser
Why on G0d's green Earth someone would make said cat-f*cking, woman- & child-r@p!ng loser their *ENTIRE* baby's dad (using my stolen egg cells, of course 🙄) #They'reCousins,Too #TheHorror #JAIL #🔚ThemAll 😱⛓️🤮
How Daddi *thought* their weird-looking a$$ was already "💀," having not only birthed two (2) of her illegitimate hideous mutant d3m0n sp@wn "kids" but also--apparently--having st@!ked Daddi all the way to the DMV Area (again) 😡 #Sh@r!f@V!ns0nTheAggravatedR@p!$t #GetHer #AndThemFuglyAhh"Kids"
How Daddi's been calling them "s3x offenders" & "aggravated r@p!$ts," but they could also be called "wannabe p!mps," "human tr@ffiçkers," "modern-day s!@ve masters holders (I don't want them to think they're good or 'masterful' at anything ❌)," etc. etc. There's *a lot* of ways to refer to a piece of 💩
Why this effing cigarette emoji thinks it's safe to keep running its morbidly obese Tw!tt3r/"X" fingers all over the Internet #WeHaven'tForgotten,DirtyManB00bs
Why these 🐶s & 🐶🍑🥷🏾s *CLEARLY* don't like ya girl, but wanna sit up & have multiple biological "kids" of mine using my illicitly-obtained egg cells 🤔 #WhoImpregnatesThemselvesWithARandomSetOfEggCellsNotKnowingHowTheyWereCollected???#D3m0n!cAF
How Daddi & everyone else on the planet can tell they hate themselves (& rightfully so), based off the behaviors they critique in others yet engage in their damn selves 🙄 #InsufferableHypocrite
Why they be using Daddi's lingo & syntax, creepily incorporating it into their own 😑 #PleaseStopBitingMe
How observing them with their spouse is like watching a boa constrictor tryna consume a rat or other large animal 😳🚨 #BlinkTwiceForHelp, bruh
Why they shouldn't sn!tçh 'down,' or laterally. Sn!tçh *UP*--it's called 'whi$t!eb!0wing' 😇💜
What exactly they're referring to when they say "their" (really *OUR* 🩸😒🧬) illegitimate hideous mutant d3m0n sp@wn "child" (🙄) is "a whole mood." Which mood, h0e: Nausea??? Depression??? Anxiety??? #PleaseElaborate
Why they're forcing everyone to bear witness to their rapid mental decline via a series of increasingly disturbing & non-sensical tweets 🧠😱🚨 #CTE is a MF-er #LiquefiedBrainMatter #DoEveryoneAFavor&🔚Yourself... and yourself *ALONE* 😤
Why they're so pressed for a Düñkin D0nüts-brand partnership when St@rbüçks already sent them cease & desist letters for trying to associate their f*çked up brand of family nonsense & domestic t3rr0r!sm with the company's reputable, family-oriented image 🍩 #NOBODYWANTSTOWORKWITHY'ALLFREAKS
Who redecorates their child's room--*NOT* 'toddler' as they keep labelling it, but *CHILD*--in shades of black, white & gray 😬 #depressing
And why the absolute eff they're back standing on that freaking fireplace mantle... in front of that disturbing a$$ family-painted picture... done in all-black on a plain white background??? #LooksLikeMentalPatient"Art" #EvilWitchActivities #It'sGiving"MonkeyWithNoA$$" #weird #Off-Putting
Why this thing (the former BFF of *this* now-"💀" thing) thinks it's safe to keep tryna promote its fledgling gospel career (of all things), like it's not next on the chopping block 🪓 #G0dDon'tLikeUgly #AndHeFor*Damn*SureDon'tLikeHideous
Why they give people who grew up in H@b!t@t of Hüm@ñ!ty housing a bad rep, standing on fireplace mantles, "casually" sitting on top of refrigerators (🙄), walking with outdoor shoes on top of the counters (⁉️), etc. etc. #Always(Stupidly)DoingTheMost #JustLikeATrueDomesticT3rr0r!$t
Why--according to their own trashy, fugly a$$ mother's admission--they broke their childhood pet cat's front tooth tryna shove their human jüñk in its mouth 😳⚠️ #Catf*çkerChr!s
Why their illegitimate hideous mutant d3m0n sp@wn "child" is 66.6 years old & *STILL* can't hold a writing utensil correctly. There's no way in h3ll either one of them hellions they call "kids" (🙄) are school-ready 😒
Why they have the side-profile of a cartoon dog, complete with a goofy hot dog-shaped nose & buck teeth 👹
How Daddi imagines being married to them must be like raising a third severely delayed-a$$ child--or two severely delayed-a$$ children + a disembodied moose's a$$ #YOU'REUGLY #Inside*AND*Out #FakeChr!$t!@n #heathen
Why they claim to be "only" 26 years old (🙄), but that face & hairline are lookin' a smoove 65+ 👴🏿 #ElderlyAF
WTF they're so proud of when their illegitimate hideous mutant d3m0n sp@wn head off to kindergarten... it's only a matter of time before them thangs are held back for being so delayed & behind their peers in every way imaginable #BetTheyWon'tFilmThatIshForContent #TheseThingsTheyCall"Children"AreStillInDiapers&Can'tSpeak*OR*Write #doomed
What kind of raggedy a$$ animal hooves for feet they must have, wearing out an allegedly new pair of expensive a$$ socks in less than 24 hours 🧦 #You(Allegedly)WorkADeskJobForFüxSake #ratchet
Why their "kids" are so damn large for alleged kindergarteners #TheyAren'tActuallyTraditionalKindergartenAge #TheyBasicallySomeInfantilizedPre-Teens #BustOutThemBirthCertificatesIfABishIsLying #ProductsOfAggravatedR@p3
It bears repeating, but what kind of industrial-strength çr@çk ç0ç@!ñe they're smoking that they think they'll get away with *ANYTHING* they're doing to Daddi??? 🤨 #SayNoToDrügs, kids
Why Daddi refuses to argue or stress over somebody Harriet Tubman would've left behind 💅🏾 #NewS!@vës
Why they're so interested in receiving "fiction book" recommendations... life must be getting a lil *TOO* real for their fake a$$ 🤭 #YouCan'tEscapeKarma, stupid wannabe wh0re 🖕
Why their family members would literally rather 📴 themselves than remain alive & related to something like them 😒 #Chr!st0ph3rM@tth3wF@rm3r #FromLargo/UpperMarlboroMaryland #AlsoKnownAs"TheCatF*çker"
How Daddi sincerely hopes they slip & "💀" themselves by obnoxiously standing & sitting in places like fireplace mantles, the tops of refrigerators, children's playhouses, etc. 😏 #NaturalSelection
Why they gassed up their severely delayed, extremely remedial, neglected AF lil girl "child" to the point that it thinks it's 'cute' to basically hijack somebody else's celebratory function to have all the attention on *IT* as opposed to the actual celebrant #SomebodyActuallySaid"TakeTheMicAway," dawg 😭 #Can'tUnderstandADamnWordThatThingIsSaying #It'sNot"Confidence,"It'sAttention-SeekingBehavior (just like its trashy, buck-toothed, jagged nails-having moose-faced "mother" exhibits 😒) #SMH
How this ish isn't 'cute' either... it's like the mush-mouthed leading the mush-mouthed in this incredibly f*çked up family of aggravated r@p!$ts & s3ri@! pr3d@t0rs 😵💫 #TheH3ñrÿs #BigYikes #GetEm ⚖️✨⛓️
Why YT people saying the word 'ñ!99@' at rap concerts "stomps on the nerves" of a ñ!993r with a hard 'R'... b!tch, choose your battles #DoBetter
How they can remain (fake) married to someone who rendered them a non-MF-ing factor in their own "marriage" 💍 #C0ürtn3yD@ñië!!ëW@sh!ñgt0ñ"S3@çë" #weirdo #desperado #embarrassing
Why their illegitimate hideous mutant d3m0n sp@wn "child" looks so much like a 🐒... or that "ugly grinning face" meme #WhewChile #LookAWAY #EffThem"Kids"
How once they're publicly (& appropriately) labelled some "🚬s," it's basically a wrap for them--whether they're handled permanently or not ☠️ #GoodLuckWithThat(NotReally) 🖕
How Daddi *could* write a dissertation on these h0es with the amount of content she has 👩🏾🎓📜 #"DoctorB!üñt"HasANiceRingToIt
How they're doing themselves a huge disservice promoting that disgusting a$$ Düñkin D0nüts drink *for free,* desperately trying to get an endorsement or partnership with the brand. #NEWSFLASH, heifer: THEY DON"T WANT TO WORK WITH YOUR TRASHY, STUPID BUCK-TOOTHED A$$ #GiveItARest
Why they (1, 2) keep trying to put out "wholesome family content" knowing their husbands are p3d0phi!3s & they, themselves, are aggravated r@pi$ts 😬 #StopForcingIt
How they're *NOT* an A!ph@ man but a supreme "🚬," with their yellow, spaced-out rat teeth; stumpy, bloated beaver body; & severely under-developed calf muscles 🤢 #HitTheGym, b!tch 🖕 (or better yet, just #📴Yourself)
Why this washed-up h00k3r & p3d0phi!3 with botched lip injections decided to make its social media profile public again 😒 #iFullyThoughtThisS!ütWasD3@d #OhWait,It'sPrivateAgain #SheMustReadHere #HiiiiiB!tch!!! 🖕🖕🖕🖕
Why *ANY* of these "🚬s" think it's safe outchea for them to keep posting to social media like everything's kosher 🤡 #Y'all's*TRUE*D3@thIsImminent #ThisIsWhatItIsToBeOnD3@thR0w
Why their illegitimate hideous mutant d3m0n sp@wn "child" looks so much like a real-life Sp0ñgëb0b Sqü@rëp@ñt$ #ThatThingIsWeird-Looking #SoAreTheOthers #AndTheParentsToo #WholeFamilyFuglyAF
Why they have the audacity to promote a children's book about some rabbit's "happy home" when they ruined several happy homes in real life by committing vehicular h0m!c!dë & literally ki!!ing someone with their car 😒 #NeverForget
How their troglodyte "mothers" have the nerve to show their faces publicly/online knowing full-well they birthed some "🚬" a$$ kids #BringBackShame
Why they're so shocked that a group of professional adults could work independently sans pseudo-"leader" for a couple days 🙄 #You'reNotNeeded #YourJobIsObsolete #T@yl0rTrash 🗑️
Who reaches out to someone--whether directly or via third-party--to tell them they'll continue *NOT* reaching out to them 😑 #WeirdCommunicationStyle
How this one must've finally snapped, mentally-speaking. Serves the b!tch right for basically making its "💀" g@ñg-b@ñging "son" its stand-in boyfriend 🤐 #NobodyFeelsSorryForYou, r@p3-apologizing wh0re/p3d0 🖕
Why they had their (alleged) Ivy League degree(s) revoked for effing with Daddi the #WRONG way 😌 Being exposed s3x offenders & fugitives of the law that actively t3rr0rize their former schoolmates to the point of disability isn't very becoming of *true* Ivy League grads 📚✨ #StopSullyingBr0wnU.'sBrand-Name 🐻❤️
Why they & they mans hate ya girl's *GUTS,* OK??? ...But love the *H3LL* outta my p!mpin' 😈❤️🔥
How Daddi would never promote mollywhopping (some of) the kids, but sometimes a MF needs a 🦶 broke off in they 🍑 to fully comprehend just how effed up they got you 🤷🏾♀️ #That'sReal #ThatKidIsTooDamnGrownToNotBePickingUpAfterItself #TFisThatStupidA$$Drop-InIntroAbout #SoManyQuestions #DeepNegroSpiritualSigh
Why they do random nonsensical things that aren't even "funny" or "cute"... just endlessly perplexing &--oftentimes--life-threateningly dangerous 😵💫🚨⚠️ #MakeItMakeSense #OrIsItNaturalSelection???
Why they be looking at ya girl wild-crazy, like Sçr@t from Ice Age--but only when nobody else is watching 🤨 #HilariousYetDeeplyDisturbing #NeverInMyLifeHaveIDoneSomethingToMakeSomebodyLookAtMeLikeThat #hmph
Why the longer one looks at these b!tches (1, 2, 3, etc. etc.) the uglier they get 👹 #Piç@$$0s
Why they're such a pathological liar, fabricating the most inane sh!t "just because" 😒🚨 #It'sNot"Confidence,"It'sMassiveInsecurity #They'reNotInChargeOfSh!tButRunningTheirLilTw!tt3rFingers #p$yçh0p@th
How there's no way they can be a board-certified *ANYTHING* much less a board-certified physician after being aired smoove TF out like they recently were. No patient in their right mind would go to this b!tch; guess that's why it's "just" an assistant professor now #LOL #ThoseWhoCan'tDo,Teach (no diss to the *real* educators 😉👍)
How it's a good thing their favorite color is "jailhouse orange." Makes 'em easier to keep track of when they're loose in the community 🍊⛓️ #GoofyBuck-ToothedLoser #AggravatedR@p!$t
Why this "🚬" cares more about its fish collection than its actual (sub-) *human* family 🙄🎣 #YouCan'tEscape"🚬🌳" #iGetItThough #UnintelligibleMushMouth #DeformedHeadShape #SeverelyFacially-Challenged #Y'allABunchOfLamesForReal
Why--before being court-banned from owning *ANY* kind of animal--they were outchea 🥜-deep in a f*çking pitbull (of all the 'aggressive' dog breeds to illegally "🦴") 🤮 #NeverForget
Why they never wear a bra or other supportive undergarment to keep those gargantuan boulders they call 't!ttiës' in-check #YouDon'tHaveTheTypeOfChestThatLooksGoodSansBra, h0e #DelusionalRepeatS3xOffender #AttemptedR@p!$t
Why they insist on being addressed as "Dr. [first name]" knowing full-well how funny they are about people "mispronouncing" their correctly-spelled first name 😒 #LookingForReasonsToGo'Off'OnFolks #ProblematicAF
Why they would start a whole series on what foods they packed for their delayed AF, remedial as h3ll "kid" knowing 1. Just how filthy they normally are, based off how they keep that house they live in & 2. That they never keep their hands/nails "done," looking all grody as they pack them sorry a$$ so-called lunches 🤢 #BARF
What universe they're living in that they're considered the "star" of a low budget documentary-style film that features interviews with *SEVERAL* nobodies, including their delusional a$$ 🤔 #TheOnlyThingThey'reThe"Star"OfIsGettingOnMyLastNerve #AndMaybeCommittingVehicularH0m!c!de 🤷🏾♀️
How this musty, broke "🚬" shouldn't have social media access *AT ALL* given its lifelong pattern of vi0!3ñtly a$$@ü!ting women, children & animals (specifically felines) 😾 #Catf*çkerChr!s #YourC0p"Uncle"Won'tKeepYouOffD3@thR0w #There'sNoRehabilitatingSomethingLikeThis #JustKi!!ItWithFire 🔥
How & why this p3d0/st@!k3r/"🚬" & overgrown brain-d3@d mega-loser is still live-tw33ting its apparent mental breakdown, given that its brain matter had to have fully-liquified some time ago 🚨⚠️ #WordSalad #HellaMisspellings #Log*OFF*TheInternet #AndJust🔚Yourself
Why they go everywhere--including *alleged* international speaking engagements 🙄--dressed like they're fresh from L3$b!@ñ St@!k3r-ville, ready to chop lumber, lift "d3@dweights," & consume copious amounts of liquor that's said to put hair on one's chest--*THAT'S* how strong the liquor is 😒 #A!ç0h0!içP$yçh0p@th 🥃 #And,Now,InternationalFugitiveOfTheLaw 👀 #Ki!!ItWithFire 🔥
How they must be being kept alive out of spite to themselves, knowing full-well they want to "💀" after being publicly exposed as pr3d@t0ry s3x offenders ✅ #JustDoIt
How Daddi had to sit up in open court & go into loud, excruciatingly (for them 😏) granular detail as to why she would *NEVERRR,* in *ANY* lifetime or realm of reality, be physically or otherwise attracted to their "🐈" a$$ 🤮 #BFFR #Catf*ckerChr!s #K3t@m!ñeAddiçtWho'sIntoB3$ti@!ity #Ki!!ItWithFire 🔥
Who makes having a job in the gig economy their entire personality... unless you're a big name (which they are *NOT*), being a professional DJ is equivalent to being an Ub3r or Lÿft driver #OldA$$B!tch #AshyTrashy
Why with each gym pic they post, their body looks more & more like a bag of rotten cottage cheese 🤢 #PleaseSpareUs #H0peSoGross
Why they once admitted (via their now-suspended original account) that they have photographic memories of their patrons' private areas as they're waxing them 😱 #F*ckingCreep #vulgar #nasty #ThisIsWhyYourBusinessIsTanking #AHaitianHater
Why their 'N'-word privileges were permanently revoked as a Black person 🤨 #TheTragedy
Why it looks like they badly Ph0t0Sh0pped themselves into all their *alleged* vacation pics, with no people in the background or things casting shadows 😑 #A!ç0h0!içP$yçh0p@th 🥃 #InternationalFugitiveOfTheLaw 👀 #Ki!!ItWithFire 🔥
How something that keeps the same ever-present creepy a$$ smile/smirk on its face despite whatever's going on in its dumpster fire of a so-called personal life could be considered physically deformed, that's how ugly & off-putting it is 👹 #Cro-MagnonFace #BigMommaArms #A!c0h0!icP$yçh0p@th #You'reHideous
How one can tell they're unemployed AF based off how much time during the day they devote to arguing with strangers & bots on the Internet 😒 #GoTouchGrass #OrBetterYet📴Yourself
Also, why they got the nerve to have J3ff Ep$t3!n's name in their mouth (or, rather, on their Tw!tt3r fingers) knowing damn well *THEIR* name is all up & through those horrid flight logs to L0!it@ Is!@ñd 👀 #InvestigateThisFraudulent"Lawyer"&CertifiedP3d0/St@!k3r
Why--at their geriatric, ~60+ year old age--they're still outchea dressing like an 8th grader on a school field trip, talking to other grown a$$ adults about "hugging books" 🤨 #GrowTF🆙
#TriggerWarning // Why after drü99ing & brutally @$$@ü!ting a bish, they literally thought ya girl was "💀" & openly discussed with their trashy incel brother Th3r@ñ taking me to a pig farm to dispose of the b0dy #PigsEatAnythingEven"💀"B0dies 🐷 #Catf*çkerChr!s #YourC0p"Uncle"Won'tKeepYouOffD3@thR0w 🚨#There'sNoRehabilitatingSomethingLikeThis ⚠️ #JustKi!!ItWithFire 🔥
#TriggerWarning // Why--whenever they feel thr3@tened, intimidated, scared, or "outdone" by someone or something--they post pictures of sliced meat, knowing damn well they're an attempted r@p!$t & wannabe ki!!3r 🤔 #There'sNoRehabilitatingSomethingLikeThis #ThatIs,AnA!c0h0!icP$yçh0p@th ⚠️ #JustKi!!ItWithFire 🔥
#TriggerWarning // Why their name is *ALSO* all up & through those horrid flight logs to L0!it@ Is!@ñd--this time, for having s3xü@! iñt3rc0ür$e with its very own fugly a$$ birth mom... at *ITS* insistence 👀 #That'sHowIKnowIt'sInALavenderEngagementWithSomeWoefulUndercoverG@yDude 🌈 #aLiteralMotherf*çker #AndAttention-SeekingMegaLoser #AlsoAnA!c0h0!icP$yçh0p@th #InvestigateThisFraudulent"Engineer"&AttemptedR@pi$t/LegitSt@!k3r
#TriggerWarning // How it actually asked--in mixed company & from its own crusty a$$ d3m0n lips--"If *I* don't [have s3x with its *very own* mother], *WHO WILL*???" 😬 #BigYikes #GoodQuestion,Though #A!c0h0!icP$yçh0p@th #Femcels
Why after the *first* severely mentally delayed child would they proceed to have two+ *MORE* severely mentally delayed children that they can't afford *NOR* properly care for 🤦🏾♀️🙄😒 #The"Parents"AreSeverelyMentallyDelayedToo #Sterilize'Em #Or--BetterYet--Eüth@ñ!ze'Em
How Daddi hopes they return from their "extended vacay" abroad to a raided home for their knowing, willing, & enthusiastic participation in an international child tr@ff!çk!ng ring 👀🚨⚠️ #oop #A!c0h0!icP$yçh0p@th
How this brain-d3@d, woman-b3@ting, CTE-having behemoth still has a Tw!tt3r account to tw33t out its inane, nonsensical, horrifically-misspelled & grammatically incorrect thoughts from 🏈 #Eüth@ñ!zeIt
How--like *all the rest* of their posts--they should've kept this one in the drafts. That thing "dances" (🙄) just as impaired as it looks 🥀
Why these severely iñbr3d-looking creeps with video cameras (1, 2, 3) want to call themselves "videographers"or "writer(s), director(s), & producer(s)"... they're just cheapening the craft with their "🚬🌳" 😒👎👎 Also: *TF* is the last thing they legit wrote, directed, or produced??? #RealQuestion
How they kept Daddi trapped in a years-long 'manipulation-ship' with picture & video evidence of the perverted crimes they & their younger brother committed against her 👀 🎞️ #Catf*çkerChr!s #Get'Em
Why they look like a washed-up truck stop h00k3r with 1970s shag carpeting hair at all the events they attend 🤢 #StayClassy #H0peSoGross
Why they & they mans are so pressed to participate in Daddi's own personal version of the RN H0e-lympics--knowing full-well the ultimate prize is me *still* not giving a single eff about them 😈🏅 #oop
How they must've (*finally*) received a cease & desist letter from Düñkin D0nüts cuz now they're outchea drinking homemade beverages 🤭 #LMAO #NobodyWantsToWorkWithYou
Why they're calling a glorified M33tüp group a "non-profit" organization, tryna front like they were the sole "co-founder" of that jont when there's about 15+ other people that started that group besides their dumb a$$ 😑 Also, if it's a true non-profit org, there's certain rules & regulations they have to abide by to remain in good standing--*NOT* including discriminating against & straight-up st@!king & bullying potential group members like Daddi 😡 #SaveYourMoney #Don'tDonateToOrSupportThatSh!t #KeepItMoving #AtLeastOneA!c0h0!icP$yçh0p@thIsAtTheHelm ⚠️
How, regardless of her personal experience with the group, Daddi really feels for whichever social organization(s) has a full-blown p$yçh0p@th(s) like TP in its ranks 🥀 #T@yl0rTrash 🗑️ #A!c0h0!icP$yçh0p@th 🥃
Why they would name their janky a$$ budget brand "Elevate with Has-Been" (not a typo & it stays 😏) knowing damn well they're gutter-level in all areas of life--including through openly committing vehicular h0m!c!de 😵 #oop #NeverForget
How they need to be arrested *ASAP* for purposefully handicapping those illegitimately-conceived, remedial as h3ll "kids" of theirs with their so-called parenting skills (or lack thereof) 😒 #TheyTalk&ActLikeBabiesDespiteBeingDamnNearPre-Teens #ProblematicAF #IllegalAF #ImmoralAF #Un-Chr!$t!@nAF
Why they really make a case *AGAINST* women going to Black male OB-GYNs, with their perverted social media posts that even the platform itself blurs out--*THAT'S* how potentially offensive the posts are 🥴 #sleazebag #pervert #LightBulb-HeadedGeriatricMegaLoser
Why they're represented by a whole management company for social media content that features their weird-looking self 1. Forever talking about how they're "24 years old" (#LIES); 2. Drinking out of stupid cups for attention (#BORING); 3. Posted up in dangerous, nonsensical locations like the tops of refrigerators, walking with outdoor shoes on the kitchen counter (🤢), on top of the "kids'" playhouse, etc. (#IRRESPONSIBLE, #DIRTY, & #DUMBAF) This is legit how people FPs lose their lives, effing with people like this #There'sNoRehabilitatingThisSh!t ⚠️ #JustKi!!ItWithFire 🔥 #TheHusband&"Kids"Too 💀
Why the longer they take to answer the question "Are you mentally &/or socially challenged/delayed/impaired, etc.?," the *MORE* mentally &/or socially challenged/delayed/impaired, etc. Daddi suspects/outright knows them to be 🤦🏾♀️ #StopWastingEveryone'sTime #It'sAYesOrNoQuestion #TheFirstStepIsAcceptance, b!tch 🖕
How little girls in leopard-print fabric never sat right with Daddi, almost as if the child is being advertised for the s3x tr@de 👀🚨 #I'mNotReaching #AshyTrashyDoesItAgain #HumanTr@ff!çker #Get'Em
Why they would name their *OUR* illegitimately-conceived, unfortunate-looking chipmunk of a lil boy child 'R@!d3ñ,' like a can of bug spray or a misplaced R@!ders fan or sum'n 😒 #StupidNameStupid"Parents" #iDon'tKnowTheDadButHe'sStupidTooForNotKnowingHisBabyMuvaIsLikeThis #ThatIs:ACompleteCüñ✝️&AggravatedR@p!$t #WhatHappenedToBlasianSolidarity, yo??? (#RealQuestion)
Speaking of creepy & @bü$!ve Black OB-GYNs, why their job made a whole F@çeb00k announcement confirming a b!tch got divorced #LMAO #They*KNOW*TheyWrongForUsingThatPicture #sheesh #FugMugToTheMax 😭😂😮💨
Why the fugliest so-called people insist on taking extreme close-ups of themselves... *NOBODY* wants to see that damn sh!t!!! 🤮 #LookingLikeABloatedWalrusWithBotchedLipo #SomebodyFIXIT(permanently) #fraud #AggravatedR@p!$t #Don'tGoHereUnlessYouWantP0!içëInvolvedInYourService #AHaitianHater
How Real Ones *always* wind up with Real Ones... eventually 🤷🏾♀️💜
How we all need to bundle up... it's h0b0s3xü@! SZN 🥶
Why my baby Yosohn got in trouble at school for saying he was gonna turn some little girl *AND* her mom into 'fr0$t!tüt3s' for messing with him (and, in the mom's case, raising the lil girl to think it's cool to mess with him) 🥲 #LOL #ProudDaddiMoment
Why they got arrested last month in another state for possession of a stolen f!rë@rm 👀⚠️ #uh-oh #StillHood&UpToNoGood #@nt!chr!stBro #MyGeneticTwin #Chr!$Br0wñ'sBioDad
How it's bout to be another 100+ G00g!e Alert day for Daddi... people are curious 'boutcha girl!!! 💁🏾♀️✨ #SomebodyKeepsG00g!ingMyNameAtFreakTimeEveryday 😭 #iLoveThatForMe 😏
Why all their (1, 2, 3, etc.) "friends" (🙄) look like paid e$c0rts 🤸🏾♀️🤔 #BirdsOfAFeather #H0esForHire #Don'tSave'Em
Why they come at people sideways online, but the moment someone (likely a bot) even *seems* like they're bucking back at them, they go off the deep end with their aggressive, unnecessary attitude 🤨 #YetAnotherGreatA$$WayToLoseOne'sLife #IfYou're*THAT*Sensitive,StayOffTheEffingInternet #A!c0h0!icP$yçh0p@th
Why their "kids" have such nasty attitudes to have the middle-aged used car salesman hairlines they do 😒 #Y'allAreTooDeformed-LookingToBe*THIS*Ugly
Why they take certain keywords Daddi uses in her blog posts & try to exploit or pervert the use of said keyword(s) to--I'm assuming--insult me. #NEWSFLASH, b!tch: You're just digging your own grave hole deeper & deeper tryna f*çk with me ⚖️⌛️⚰️ #BetterLuckNextTime(NotReally) #AggravatedR@p!$ts #Get'Em
Why they look like a real-life version of those ghoulish sea creatures Ur$ü!@ had around her in The Little M3rm@id 😨 #Catf*çkerChr!s #iñbrëdAF #OutcheaF*çkingFelinesOfAllThings #Ki!!ItWithFire 🔥
How they & their entire family are living, breathing proof that being developmentally r3t@rd3d (or even completely brain-d3@d) does *NOT* equate to harmlessness. In fact, such MFs are even *MORE* dangerous since whatever they do, they'll essentially "get away" with it due to their condition(s) 😑 #BEWARE
Why, no matter how "put together" they try (& fail miserably) to look, they still wind up giving 's!ütty geriatric muppet' vibes 🤡 #GetItTFtogether #H0peTheD0pe #ThoseDenturesOrVeneersGotstaGOOOO
Why (alleged) females with they bell pepper-nosed daddy's whole weird-looking moose face will *ALWAYS* be a special kind of tragic 🥀 #womp-womp #AggravatedR@p!$tWithAFuglyA$$Illegitimate"Child" #GoodLuckWithThat, wh0re (not really)
Why it actually makes a whole lotta sense that they'd be in a romantic relationship with a woefully clockable tr@ññy, since nobody else on the planet is willing to help them hold up the façade of their "h3t3r0s3xü@!ity"/full-on b3sti@!ity with felines 🤢❌🐈 #ThatPoorTr@ñsIndividual #WatchOut:TheCatf*çkerMürd3rsPeopleToo #YouInDangerGirl #RUN 🏃💨
Speaking of, why they & their sick a$$ "friends" legit think the 'B' in LGBTQ+ should stand for "b3sti@!ity" 😳🤯 #WOWZERS #TheAudacity #EffingCigaretteEmojis 🚭
Why their stumpy, ill-dressed a$$ has that ever-present YT dude in a suit following them around everywhere. Must be because they can't carry being the face of a White House initiative on their own, *THAT'S* how fraudulent & problematic they are 🤔 #hmmm #ProfessionalHandler #untrustworthy
Why people confuse their curiosity about your business with being *ENTITLED* to know your business 🤦🏾♀️ #MindYourz
How their beleaguered "fave" is actually a high-ranking d3m0n in the underworld, capable of summoning all *kinds* of additional d3m0n!ç entities to cross the threshold into *OUR* reality 👀☕ #AskAboutIt
Why their child's attempted r@p!$t of a math teacher would be spread-eagle on the Internet under the guise of hitting "yoga poses" 🤮 #NoLegitYogiIsPostingPicsOfThemselfLikeThis*ANYWHERE* #EspeciallyOnlineWhereTheirEmployer&Under-AgeStudentsCanSee #I'mNotLinkingToThatNastySh!t;ScrollDownToSeeForYourselves #Already-Reported #S3xOffender #Exh!b!t!0n!$t #AttemptedR@p!$t #Ki!!ItWithFire 🔥
Why the #1 bully, h@r@$$er, aggravated r@p!$t, & all-around sh!tty so-called 'human being' (🙄) has the nerve to go on a rant about online bullying & h@r@$$ment like they aren't the main culprit in somebody else's life 😒⛓️⚖️ #StraightToJail #Ki!!ItWithFire 🔥 #GetThoseFuglyA$$DelayedAF"Kids"Too
Speaking of which, why Daddi don't need their ñ!g-norance *or* ñ!99@-tivity in her life 🧘🏾♀️✨ #woosah
Why Daddi don't give out F's; just her metaphorical "D" 😏🍆 #TeacherDaddi #iReallyDGAF
Why--even as a "lowly" contractor/IT consultant--Daddi still made more than twice their yearly salary... with they racist a$$ 🤑💰 #RealN!993rSh!t
Why their entire family has the slack-jawed, snaggle-toothed yuck mouths of severely mentally challenged cave dwellers, along with some of the worst hair/hairlines/head shapes known to mankind 😧 🚩🚩🚩🚩 #J3$ü$BeSomeBraces&AHairBrush
For FPs that originally came on the scene as so-called "Chr!$t!@n" bloggers (🙄), why viewers *NEVER* see their d3m0ñic a$$es step foot inside a church 🤔 #They'dProllyBurstIntoFlamesIfYouThrowH0lyWaterOn'Em #MatterFact,SomebodyTryItPlease 🙏🏾✨
Why--thanks to their proclivity for f*çking canines--Daddi looks at *ALL* single male owners of dogs now with an extreme side-eye 😬 #IsThatWhyTheyCallThem"Man'sBestFriend"??? 🤮
Why they're outchea on B3y0nçë's Internet openly (proudly?) claiming that their frontal lobe isn't fully developed 😵💫 #P$ÿçh0p@thsHaveThatVerySameIssue #StupidB!tch #TheirF*çkedUpBehaviorDoesMakeALotMoreSenseNowThough #ThatF*çkedUpHeadShapeToo 🤷🏾♀️
Speaking of next-level p$ÿçh0p@ths with weird-a$$ head shapes, why they're so afraid of living in their truth as an aggressive dÿk3 trope 🤔 #PerformativeH3t3r0s3xü@!ity #FromAnA!c0h0!icP$yçh0p@th #ExitTheCloset, wh0re 🌈 #AndStay📴MyMetaphorical🍆WhileYouAtIt 🤨🖕
What *TF* they (1, 2, 3, etc.) got to smile about, much less so creepily & aggressively hard 🎭 #Y'allLookDeformedLikeSh!tSmilingSoHard(OrAtAll)WhenYourLivesAreOtherwiseACompleteDumpsterFire #PlusYou'reAllOnD3@thR0w #MakeItMakeSense
How Daddi being wayyyyyyyy out of someone's (1, 2, 3, etc.) league is *A REAL THING,* y'all 🥴 #StopClaimingThatYouDatedMe #iDon'tActuallyKnowYou #OutsideOfYourR@p!ngWomen,Children,&AnimalsThatIs #F*çkingWeirdos #YouDon'tLookLikeSomeoneWhoCould*Realistically*GetWithSomebodyOfMyCaliber #That'sRealAF
How it makes perfect sense that they'd be a "Book Consultant for C0ñs" (whatever TF that means), seeing as how they're a criminally fraudulent individual that's on d3@th r0w 😒 #Chr!st!ñëB0ll0wOfSilverSpringMaryland #GoBackToH3ll,D3m0n #FewThingsWorseThanAChildishSo-CalledAdult 🙄 #M0ng0l0idFace #YouLookMentally-ImpairedAF,B!tch 👹
Why everything they post is from so very long ago (I'm talkin' 8-10+ years or more); is that the last time you were relevant, tr!çk??? Seriously, for someone that claims to be a trendsetter & actually calls themself "Downtown's Sweetheart" (#LOL), they're so old & out-of-touch 👵🏿 #V@sht!eK0l@TheAggravatedR@p!$t #AshyTrashyWashed-UpWh0re #You'reAlmost50YearsOld #GiveItTF🆙
Why their janky a$$ "non-profit organization" (🙄)/glorified M33tüp group is only hosting two events in the upcoming month... nobody wants to attend or support that bullsh!t, strictly *BECAUSE* of them & their #A!c0h0!icP$yçh0p@th antics 😓 #Continue*NOT*SupportingThisNonsense
Why Daddi initially felt bad for them, being in love with a scrawny, iñbr3d-looking r@p!$t of humans & animals (as well as an actual mürdërër of several of its own family members), but birds of a feather flock together--a.k.a. I'm lookin' at they a$$ sideways, too 👀⚠️ #Catf*çkerChr!s a.k.a. #Chr!st0ph3rM@tth3wF@rm3rOfLargo/UpperMarlboroMaryland #ThisTr@ñsIndividual's*JUST*AsCulpableAsTheCatf*çkerForHangingOutWith&HypingItUp #GuiltyByAssociation
How Daddi should prolly clarify what exactly she means when she correctly labels these fools aggravated vs. attempted r@p!$ts:
Aggravated r@p!$t: Any of the MF-ers that are in possession of the *NON-PREFERRED* kids of mine that resulted from my egg cells being so savagely taken from me & exploited. The 'aggravated' part comes from the initial genetic r@p3 itself being bad enough, but then these a$$hats compound that by birthing & attempting to raise my literal d3m0n sp@wn hellion biological "kids" like everything's gravy (a.k.a. 'Doing the absolute most'--with somebody else's genetics, at that) 😒
Attempted r@p!$t: Those audacious MF-ers that actually tried to take this one-sided beef they have with me *OFFLINE* & into real life, i.e., By cornering a bish in a workplace restroom with unknown intent (1); getting a part-time job as a security camera monitor at my former residence (*TF*???) (1); etc. etc. 😑
How disturbing it is that whenever somebody like a judge or officer of the law asks them why they cornered me in a workplace bathroom like that, blocking my exit from said bathroom with their massive gorilla-shaped body frame, the only response they can muster is dramatic wailing 😨 #DamnB!tch,IsIt*THAT*BadWhatYouHadInMind??? #AbsolutelyTerrifying #AndNowItHasTheNerveToBeASchoolTeacher #WATCHOUT 👀⚠️
Why they shouldn't even get Daddi started on P0!ñd3xtürd the Pr3d@t0ry H0e, a.k.a. A walking lawsuit waiting to happen 👀⚠️ #A!c0h0!icP$yçh0p@th
Why they're so intent on getting promoted to the next level of their career when they obviously haven't mastered the basics of where they're currently at. Some people will do literally *ANYTHING* for money (or whatever they perceive as being socially valuable) 😒 #sad #scary #pathetic
Why, even when they try to 'class it up' style-wise & (*FINALLY*) put on some damn clothes, they still come off looking like a s!ütb@g 🥱😴 #Añdr@y@Miçh3l3H0w@rd #BackToTheDrawingBoard #Don'tFeelSorryForThisNeglectfulB!tch #iDon't #2011ChildEndangermentCharge #NeverForget
Why they told law enforcement that they think somebody won't "💀" them for their f*çked up, criminal-level behavior because "it hasn't happened yet" 😳 B!tch, that don't mean it never will--#TF??? #A!c0h0!icP$yçh0p@th"Logic" 🥃
Why the following Iñ$t@gr@m accounts don't have the perpetrators *full* names (or summaries of their various s3xü@! offenses... if a dedicated blog post isn't listed for them, #JUSTASK), so it's Daddi !i$@ to the rescue:
J3ññif3r N (-i993r). H@ml3tt (not worth writing about 🥀)
Chr!st!ñë "M0ng0l0id Face" B0ll0w (Sidenote: If reading is so 'magical', why TF can't you read a room??? #RealQuestion)
Aggravated r@p!$t M@rçüs L@m0ñt "M00kie" M!tçh3ll (blog post) & their s3ri@! r@p!$t cousin J0çk Riç@rd0 M!tçh3ll (blog post)
Why an admitted p3d0phi!3, aggravated r@p!$t, & rapidly-balding, extremely wide-hipped "man" (🙄) has the audacity to celebrate "National Daughter's Day" with that fugly a$$, delayed AF, beaver-faced illegitimately-conceived girl child of ours 😒 Y'all don't think it's suspect as h3ll that someone with *NO* sisters, yet is weirdly obsessed with having a little girl child of their own; who was (*past tense* 😏) heavily-involved in their precious fraternity (again, more dudes); &--once again--has openly-admitted on more than one occasion, on- *AND* offline, that they are--quote-on-quote--"minor-attracted" (🤮) is parading our hideous mutant d3m0n sp@wn girl child around the Internet like they're *NOT* currently under investigation by the F.B.I. for interstate child s3x tr@ff!çk!ng⁉️ #SteadyPlayingInABishFace #TheWholeFamilyIsSickAF #Get'Em
How one can just look at their f*çked up faces, head shapes, eye situations, & life choices & *IMMEDIATELY* deduce that sum'n in the milk ain't clean-slash-that frontal lobe *for damn sure* ain't fully developed 😬
How the vast majority of people on d3@th r0w *VERY MUCH* deserve to be there, like the folks I air out here on my blog. Any cases indicating otherwise are newsworthy specifically for that reason: It's rare AF #Don'tFeelSorryFor*ANY*OfTheseSeizeTheBee.DayH0es #They'reExactlyWhereTheyNeedToBe #Actually,TheyNeedToBeSixFeetUnderground #InDueTime... ☠️⚖️⚰️
Why the sole reason women their own age refuse to date them is because they can sense the "🚬" in them--little kids, animals, & other vulnerable populations don't have that same awareness 🥀 #AnUnfortunateTruth
How they apparently let *anybody* be a schoolteacher these days, even severely ç0çk-eyed mürdërërs & aggravated r@p!$ts 😒 #NobodyToldYourA$$ToGetPregnantMultipleTimesWithMyIllegitimateSeedsKnowingDamnWellYouDon'tLikeMe #FuglyA$$"Kids" #AndNoWonderYouKi!!edSomeoneWithYourVehicle--B!tch,CanYouEvenSeeStraight??? #D@ni3!!3H0!!yC0hi!!
How fascinating Daddi's blog metrics are. Some prefer to read-along as I post, while others consume posts in bulk at a later time. However you engage, #THANKYOU 🥰
How Daddi *could* be considered neuro-divergent, in that her brain is forced to work completely differently than other folks' due to the sheer amount of stress she's under (a.k.a. These so-called people are *LITERALLY* getting on my very last nerve) 🧠😓
How Daddi did everything within her power to *NOT* become a teen mom (any more than she already was, that is), only to reach adulthood &--totally without her knowledge or consent--have *MULTIPLE* children in common with these fools, some *MOST* of whom are r@p!$ts, p3d0s, & literal mürdërërs (or all three) 😵💫🤮 #D3@thPenalty
*TF* kind of "social impact" they're claiming to have in their social media bio--besides contributing to Daddi's life-altering injuries sustained from dealing with the likes of them 😒 #d3m0n!c #p3d0 #D3@thPenalty
Why they genetically vi0l@ted me like this... sometimes I get it, but most times I don't 😕 #ALivingNightmare
How Daddi airs out *WAYYYY* too many people to reasonably take to "actual" court, so the court of public opinion it is 😌⚖️ #LawsuitsPending
How you *KNOW* they're struggling for content ideas when even those fugly a$$ delayed kids & showing off that wrecked AF, deflated string bean-looking post-baby body don't generate engagement 🤭 #LOL #CreepyCheeks
How they had the audacity to post a new profile pic of themselves looking like someone's spaced-out yellow rat teeth-having, hair that looks like türd strings-possessing, stüd a$$ Big Momma--once again: In a cheap, ill-fitting so-called suit 😬 #YIKES #YouLookAtrocious,N!99@ #📴Yourself
How... concerning it is that "These MFs ain't stoppin' me" is their self-proclaimed life motto--*ESPECIALLY* as an exposed st@!k3r & attempted r@p!$t 😬 #TheyOutcheaTellingOnThemselves #It'sSoObsessedWithMeThatItEvenFollowsAnAccountNamed@lisabevolving #HALP 😱
#TriggerWarning // Also: Why they be smiling so hard with those d3@d a$$ eyes of theirs, knowing damn well they're on d3@th r0w 😳 #CreepyAF #S3ri@!Ki!!3rVibes #A!c0h0!icP$yçh0p@th 🥃
Why it takes until something like the above-linked monster finally ki!!s someone before something (if anything) is done about them & their egregious behavior. This is why Daddi's scared for her life, kids: Imagine several dozen of these MFs right on your metaphorical "🍆," ready to take you smoove out The Game--permanently 😓 #g@ñg-st@!king
#TriggerWarning // Why... just why??? #CreepyAF #S3ri@!Ki!!3rVibes #Exh!b!t!0n!$t #AttemptedR@p!$t
Why their butt-faced "baby" (🙄) always looks like a scared moose with FAS 🥴 #d3m0n!c #YetAnotherA!c0h0!icP$yçh0p@th #D3@thPenalty
How their places of employment *very much* need to know what they're up to in their spare time--that is, being whole domestic t3rr0r!$ts 🥵 #TheirJobsAreJustAsResponsibleAsTheyAreForTheNonsense,SeeingAsHowThey'reBasicallyFinancingTheSh!t #Sp0t!fy:I'mLookingAt*YOU* #LawsuitPending
How the compound effect of what they're doing to Daddi is akin to rubbing crushed glass into an open wound--then dousing it in rubbing alcohol 🤕 #AggravatedS3xü@!A$$@ü!t (because they wouldn't be treating Daddi like this if she were a man) #AttemptedR@p3
How it sometimes seems as if nothing's being done to apprehend these s3xü@!!y offensive monsters, but then Daddi G00gles their first/last names & last known cities/states & their entire life histories--including home addresses, age range &/or birthdates, phone numbers, & previously undiscovered social media profiles--pop up 👀 #SometimesItEvenSaysHowThey'reRegisteredS3xOffenders #LOL #GoodLuckWithThat(NotReally)
Why--after cutting all ties with their scrawny, underdeveloped, iñbr3d a$$--they thr3@t3ned to pull a 'revenge pr0n' move on ya girl by releasing all the illicit footage they & their iñcël brother took of Daddi while she was passed TF out, only to play in Daddi's face (yet again) by posting content featuring young ladies... passed out in bed 😒 #TheAudacity #Catf*çkerChr!s #K3t@m!ñePoisoning #Get'Em
How some of these MFs are legit international fugitives of the law, hiding out in other countries to avoid prosecution 🤨 #Ev@ñH3ñd0ñ #Homeless-LookingStealther&R@p!$t #WhyWouldYouBringAM@gñümToTheEncounterKnowingDamnWellYourTinyA$$Couldn'tFitIt #EmbarrassingAF #AsLongAsTheyStayTheEntireEffOutOfMyCity/Country, I guess 🤷🏾♀️🚭
Speaking of sneaky "🚬s," what this menace to society is up to these days. Still broke & b!tchless, I'm assuming, prolly outchea süçkiñg p33ñ to survive 😏 #LOL #Eñ0çhB3v3l #BellPepper-ShapedNose&Creepy-A$$EyeSituation #NeverForget
How they must have online "cleaners" (a.k.a. Their corny a$$ management teams) to keep what's left of their tattered reputations in tact, commenting on message boards how "genuine" & "likeable" these deranged s!0res (1, 2) are 🥴 #NobodyBelievesYou #They'reDisingenuousAF #AndCriminallySo
Why every time they attend an industry event, they're dressed in such a way that everyone wonders whether they're selling oui'd or "🐈" 🤔 #H0e-peSoGross #S!ütMuppet #NobodyWantsToSeeYourDisgustingRottenCottageCheeseBody, yung 🤦🏾♀️
How if there's somebody out there willing to marry & impregnate this mürdër0üs ç0çk-eyed b!tch, there's literally somebody out there for *EVERYONE* 😬 #yikes #BlinkTwiceForHelp, bruh #Ev@ñMiçh@ë!C0hi!! ✊🏾
Why they have the audacity to be posting about d3@d m0b bo$$es being found decomposing in car trunks to their social media 🤨 #AreYouTryingToTellUsSomething, St3v3ñ D@v!d Ek3çhükü??? #CTE #Brain-D3@dLoser #📴YourselfAlready
Why #Catf*ckerChr!s' fugly a$$ dingbat of a so-called mother's L!ñk3d!ñ profile appeared in the "Suggested Follows" section of my email inbox. The b!tch must be checkin' me out 😎 #HiWh0re #YeahISaidIt #📴Yourself
Why they *LOOK* just as dumb as Daddi knows them to be--& maybe even dumber than that 🥴 #Mouth-BreathingWindowLicker #SevereMentalR3t@rd@t!0n
Why, in any given social interaction, they simply regurgitate what the other person says without adding any new or useful information, i.e. Somebody: "[XYZ] is impossible not to like." Them: "Truly impossible!" 😒 #CornyLameA$$B!tch #SoUnoriginal #Plagiarism #Copycat #T@ÿl0rTrash 🚮
Why they're going into their fourth decade (!!!) of existence *STILL* not having their s3xü@!ity figured out 🤨🚩 #PerformativeH3t3r0s3xü@!ity #AtThisPoint,They'reG@yByDefault 🌈
Why they used to complain to me about how their cousin L@m0ñt Br3ñt had roaches & mice, only to spend hours at L@m0ñt's place--sitting directly amongst roach & mice droppings--playing video games like the childish so-called "adult" (🙄) they are 😒 #ThenWouldTurnAround&TellL@m0ñt*I*AloneWasUncomfortableBeingOverThereWithAllTheRoach&MiceDroppings #EffingCigaretteEmoji 🚭
Why they had the audacity to ask me if I "really want[ed] that second piece of cake" when *THEY'RE* the one that's severely underweight for a so-called grown "man" 🤬 #BecauseIt'sNotAMan,It'sACigaretteEmoji #TheMomIsJustAsGuiltyForRaisingItToBeThisWay #Get'Em
Why--for an (alleged) non-cigarette emoji & non-"🐈" a$$ "man"--they sure do be up to some cigarette emoji & "🐈" a$$ activities, bwoyyyy 🤦🏾♀️ #OverIt
Why public record states they're not actually married to whoever they're claiming to be married to... in some cases--& despite all outward appearances--it says they're not married *at all* 🔍👀 #ThingsThatMakeYouGo'Hmmm' 🤔
Why inwards are outchea procreating with & attaching their whole family names to full-blown p$yçh0p@th!ç individuals... nobody wants to be (further 🙄) related to these d3m0ñiç s!0res!!! 👿 #DraggingMultipleOtherPeopleInto*THEIR*Mess #AndEvenCreatingSomeNewOnesToAddToTheMix #SMH #MakeItStop 🛑
How they admitted to 🦴-ing their very own enabling a$$ stüd sister growing up... is that why she's a stüd in present day? 🌈 #What*HAVEN'T*TheyStuckTheirFilthy"🍆"Into??? #RealQuestion #C0!bÿTheDogf*çker #Get'Em
How Daddi was just out & about one day, minding her biz, when some perps decided "Yep! THAT ONE"--& now here we are, in Traumaville 😕 #DeepNegroSpiritualSigh
Why their hideous mutant d3m0n sp@wn boy child of mine's hair is never done... got that sh!t looking like matted carpet 😐 Actually, everyone in this family unit has horrific hair 😑 #PleaseMakeItStop
Why they think this type of behavior is cute for their hideous mutant d3m0n sp@wn *girl* child of mine to engage in. If any child on Earth looked at me like that, I *for damn sure* wouldn't be filming it & putting it on the Internet for laughs... sh!t's hella disturbing that the child is *CLEARLY* delayed AF but still visibly male-identified to the point it shoots daggers with its eyes at the goofy a$$, also severely mentally delayed birth mother whenever that ditzy b!tch is around 😵💫 #Future'PickMe'A$$H0eInTheMaking (just like its mentally challenged beaver of a paternal grandmother 😒) #TheH3ñrÿs #RuiningTheirFamilyNameWithEverySocialMediaPost #KeepThisDamnFamilyOffMyTimeline
How going around making statements like "Forever grateful I don't have a fragile ego!" makes it *GLARINGLY OBVIOUS* just how fragile their ego *really* is 🙄😒🥱 #InsecureAF #TheseAreThingsOneCan'tSayAboutThemselvesWithoutSoundingLikeADelusional,Arrogant"🍆" #GiveUpTheGhost,YouClosetedDown-LowB!tch 🌈 #T@ÿl0rTrash 🚮
How it's about to be *another* 100+ G00g!e Alert day for Daddi, with somebody out there G00g!ing Daddi's name at freak time (that's 6:09 am/pm--or any combination of numbers thereof) everyday 😌 #iLoveIt
Why they're so sensitive about being called a "🐈" or a "🚬" for what they did to Daddi, when all indications point towards them being exactly that 😒 #TheFirstStepIsAcceptance #📴Yourself
Why it's always the worst possible so-called people (1, 2, 3, etc.) that desperately want to become parents 🙄 #Don'tDoIt #Sterilize'Em #SpareTheFutureKiddos
How they've been missing in action from social media for a while... hope they finally 📴-ed themselves as Daddi originally suggested 🖕😵🖕 #FemaleP3d0 #Iñç3stü0üsPerv #R@p3Apologist #GoodRiddance
Why they call out various online bots + E!0ñ Mü$k himself (⁉️) as being "pathetic brain-d3@d losers" when that's them, in a nutshell 😒 #bully #Real-LifeTroll #YouAreTw33tingWayyyOutsideOfYourWeight&FinancialClass #📴Yourself
Why after they decided to kick Daddi while she was down & hop on the bandwagon of folks falsely claiming that Daddi's "the hot girl from [college] that fell off," one of the kids they have with that fugly a$$ husband of theirs came down with childhood cancer 🥴 #MeanGirl #FakeFriend #karma
Why--for those associates of Daddi's that are in the medical profession--when G00g!ing some of their names, "Dr. [XYZ], M.D." or a slew of acronyms *besides* "M.D." show up, if any acronym shows up at all 👀 #UnnecessarilyRedundant #PastGradSchool&DependingOnTheIndustry,NobodyCaresAboutYourMaster'sDegree(That'sReal) #Exposing'EmAsAcronymCollectors(a.k.a.#NotRealDoctors) #DoYourResearch, followers, before trusting y'all's lives/livelihoods with these frauds ⚠️
Why--even though it seems like nothing's being done about these t3rr0r!z!ng fools--*a lot* of progress is still being made in seeking justice against them:
Pretty much all their names are in the public sphere as being registered s3x offenders. This includes having their full names, dates of birth, home addresses, phone numbers, emails, marital statuses, known associates, etc. listed for public consumption & awareness 😌
The ones I've had to seek protective orders against have, for the most part, moved far away from ya girl's current undisclosed location 🏃💨
Once those illegitimate kids of mine they're raising get wind of how they were *truly* conceived, there'll be even *MORE* h3ll to pay for what they did to Daddi 👿
Some of them *AND* their hideous mutant d3m0n sp@wn "kids" are actually already "💀"
Even if they don't literally cease to exist, being publicly labelled as pr3d@t0ry s3x offenders is a social d3@th sentence, in & of itself ⚖️💀⚰️
If all else fails, there's always #StreetJustice 🤷🏾♀️
What about them has *EVER* gave "I work well with children" 😬 #TheyStill*ARE*AChild,Mentally&Emotionally-Speaking #AndAChildR@p3ApologistOnTopOfThat #HideousTroll-FacedD3m0n #BigYikes
Why they never talk about or acknowledge their only sibling, who's a whole tr@ñs man 🏳️⚧️😒 #ThoseKidsTheyAllegedlyTreatAreFutureTr@ññiesToo #RevokeThatMedicalLicenseASAP
Speaking of problematic & demented doctor h0es, how this one still has a license to practice medicine 🤔 #AlsoAChildR@p3Apologist #AndYetAnotherHideousTroll-FacedD3m0n #Get'Em
Why they sent their l3sb0 P.G. County c0p cousin (& sister to this wh0re) T!ff@ñÿ J0ñës to intimidate a bish out of speaking up about their extreme "🚬🌳," when the entire family--*INCLUDING* them--basically ignores/straight-up shuns the b!tch for being a l3sb0 🤨 #ManipulativeAF #DysfunctionalAsH3ll #Catf*çkerChr!s
How the only reason they've seemingly managed to avoid jail time is because their "🚬" a$$ uncle Gr3g J0ñës & dog-faced l3sb0 cousin T!ff@ñÿ J0ñës are (or were 😏) county p0!içë officers--meaning: If they were actually sent to prison, it would be *ON SIGHT* for their b!tch a$$. And--as tempting as it is to simply 📴 this problematic MF-er, Daddi sees where it *MUST* be kept alive (at least for the time being) to atone for its many sins, including brutally @$$@ü!ting ya girl & who knows how many other women, children, & felines ⚖️ #aWholeFamilyOfDomesticT3rr0rists #D3@thR0w
Why this one decided to make their account private again, after audaciously naming their çr0tçh-dropping a$$ illegitimate hideous mutant d3m0n sp@wn "kids" after a bish 😒 #RacyDumbH0e #SoUnoriginal #AndKeepItPrivate, you decrepit d3@d-eyed wh0re 🖕
How bad Daddi feels for their pets for being owned by--& s3x partners of, in these cases: 1, 2--the likes of them 😱 #CallPETA #B!tchesOwningB!tches
How Daddi was recognized at the mall recently by a gaggle of 8th graders, haha 😅 #iCensorMyselfFor*YOU,*MyBabies #ThanksForReading 🥰
Why it's always the absolute worst offenders & straight-up d3m0nic individuals that have Bíb!ë quotes/scripture in their social media bios 🙄 #You'reNotFoolingAnyone #blasphemy
How every day is a struggle between 'hood' Daddi & 'healed' Daddi 🤦🏾♀️ #TakeTheWheel
Why they give off *STRONG* #WeirdB!tch/B!tchN!99@Energy 😓
How Daddi ignores what she can & lets her legal team handle the rest 😌 #woosah
How their extreme "🚬🌳" ki!!ed their father, an aunt, *AND* their equally-as-"🚬-y" younger brother 👀 #YIKES #SerialOffender #Catf*ckerChr!s #Ki!!ItWithFire 🔥
How the new way to spell 'CTE' is 'St3v3ñ D@v!d Ek3çhükü' 🤕 #Brain-D3@dMegaLoser #DomesticT3rr0r!$t #PublicEnemy
How they're gonna spend the rest of their natural lives financing the lifestyles of Daddi & her preferred kids, all for seriously vi0!@t!ng Daddi--with they sorry a$$es 💸🖕
How their proclivity for 🦴-ing their own pets is how serious diseases & infections are transmitted from animals to humans 👀🚨 #I'mNotSayingTheyCausedCOVID ❌ #ButI'mNotSayingThey*DIDN'T*CauseCOVID 🤷🏾♀️
How--in some sick & irreparably broken families--everyone supports & protects The Problem, knowing damn well The Problem is taking them down right along with it 🗑️🔥 #SinkingShip #They*ALL*Guilty #Get'Em
Where their families--or *anybody* that loves them--are, to keep them occupied & TF off the Internet t3rr0r!z!ng people 🤔 #SuchFolksDon'tExist
How Daddi's literally shaming bishes into making their social media accounts private/inactive 😏🚭 #You'reWelcome #iDoThisForFree.99 #DonateToDaddiToday
How they're a full-blown pr3d@t0ry individual outchea un-ironically typing phrases like "Be ready to strike when the opportunity presents itself" into regular conversation with folks/bots on the Internet 👀🚨 #ItThinksIt'sSoClever&Slick #p$ÿçh0p@th #T@ÿl0rTrash 🚮
How there *WON'T* be obituaries for the vast majority of them, because who cares if a bunch of next-level pr3d@t0ry s3x offenders are (*FINALLY*) "💀" #GoodRiddance
How they (1, 2) manage to avoid jail time (???) for purposefully handicapping/infantilizing their hideous mutant d3m0n sp@wn "kids" (🙄) to the point of rendering them developmentally r3t@rd3d 😑 #TheKidsCan'tEvenIdentifyOrReadTheirFirstNames #PatheticSo-Called"Parents" #SoPressedToProcreateWithSomeone*ELSE'S*StolenDNA 😤🧬
Why their geriatric a$$ is sharing top billing with disc jockeys more than half their actual age--that is, of damn near 50 years old--when they're (allegedly) well-established in their "career" (🙄) as a DJ #TheirNameAloneDoesn'tDrawCrowds #Disturbia,Indeed #sad #pathetic #AshyTrashyCultureVulture #StuckInThePast
In what universe somebody of Daddi's caliber would look even twice their way 🤮 #NoSuchUniverseExists #YetDaddiHas*WholeChildren*WithSomeOfTheseBammas #FML 🤦🏾♀️
Why they're 30+ years old pushing anti-Black woman propaganda on their socials all cuz lil Keisha slapped a crayon out their hand in 1st grade 😭 #GetOverIt #HealThatHurt
Why their BD looks like he gargles a bag full of 🍆s every morning 🙃 #NobodyWantsYourTiredA$$"Man"
Why they try to throw remedial a$$ "sneak disses" their goofy-looking sister-in-love's (🤢) way about her its kids being illiterate when *THEIR* deformed-looking kids are developmentally delayed & illiterate, too 😨 I propose a challenge: #HaveThemSpell&IdentifyTheirNames--*ON CAMERA*--WithoutExtremePrompting/Editing, b!tch 🤡💩 #CreepyCheeksStrikesAgain
Speaking of which: Why they decided to add a puppy (of all things) to their already-chaotic household of two severely mentally challenged, aggravated r@p!$t "adults" (🙄) & three delayed AF illegitimately-conceived hideous mutant d3m0n sp@wn "kids" under the age of 9--whom they're also constantly on the verge of losing custody of due to their H3ll-level so-called parenting skills 😵💫 #WhatTheActualEff
How they were court-ordered to *STOP* associating themselves with a certain fraternity's brand-name & public image, yet continue to do so despite the legal consequences 😕🚭🤙🏾 #iThoughtWeAlreadyEstablishedThatThere'sNoSuchThingAsAnA!ph@"🚬" #TheKidCan'tEvenSpellOrIdentifyItsOwnFirst&LastNames #How*TF*IsItGonnaBePledge-Ready #PleaseMakeItMakeSense #AndBFFR
Who *really* cares what a bunch of brain-d3@d 🚬s running their lil Tw!tt3r/"X"/T!kT0k fingers have to say about anything 🥱😴 #SleepToTheBS #InternetG@ñgst3rsThatNeedToGoTouchGrass
Why the only time that hideous, delayed AF lil girl child of theirs *DOESN'T* have permanent RBF is when one of its p3d0 male relatives is around 👀🚨 #Future'PickMe'A$$H0e
Speaking of hideous, delayed AF kids: Why their lil boy child's voice is so raspy for an alleged kindergartener 👀🚨 #It'sBecauseTheParentsAreTryingToPassItOffAsAMuchYoungerChild #OneThatIsn'tHittingPubertyAlready #ThatThingIsA*WHOLE*InfantilizedPreteenAt8-9SuspectedYearsOfAge #AskAboutIt
Why they're posturing online like they're getting ready for WWIII when the only combatant they face is themselves, alone 😒 #GiveItUp #YouLookLikeAMan #T@yl0rTrash 🚮
Why they're still stuck on labelling their obviously brown-to-dark-skinned illegitimate hideous mutant d3m0n sp@wn child their "light-skinned baby girl," thr3@t3ning to give said child a serious complex about its skin tone 🤦🏾♀️ #ThisIsWhyTheyOweBackChildSupportInTheTensOfThousands 💸 #BrokeJ@r0nT@ll3y
Why their bamma a$$ *WOULD* be general manager somewhere called "B@mmy's" 😐 #RealTalk, this thing shouldn't be working at *ANY* restaurant or food establishment being the aggravated r@p!$t that they are 🌾👀 Thanks for letting us know where *NOT* to go, though 👍🚭 #SourNd0ür
How their entire family is on d3@th r0w, including those g0dforsaken "kids"--*THAT'S* why they keep being invited to D!$n3y: The kids could technically be considered terminally ill (being on d3@th r0w & all) #TheMoreYouKnow 💡 #You*KNOW*It'sBadWhenYourSh!ttyParentingSkillsPutTheWholeFamilyAtRisk 😬 #H3ñrÿFamily 🤢 #Wi!!i@ms0nFamily 🤢
How one can tell exactly who they voted for based off their recent tweets 🙄😒 #*THEY'RE*TheProblem #iTotallyThoughtTheyWere"💀" #TheirSocialMediaAccounts*MUST*BeBeingUpdatedPosthumouslyToGiveThe*Appearance*OfThemStillBeingAlive #CuzWhatTheActualEffDoTheyHaveToLiveFor??? 🤔 #RealQuestion
Why when the judge asked them how our hideous mutant d3m0n sp@wn "kids" were conceived, they said "The normal way," sounding--rightfully--suspect AF 😵💫 #TheEffKindOfNon-AnswerIsThat
Why they take better care of their unnecessary new dog's hair than they do their own hideous mutant d3m0n sp@wn "son," who eternally needs a shape-up that it never receives 😒🚨 #TheWholeFamilyHasJackedUpHair #ButStill #ChildNeglect #There'sBarbersThatDealWithSpecialNeedsKids #FindOneASAP
Why their faces are the stuff of nightmares, regardless of how they actually look 👹🪞🤮 #FugMugs
How it's bout to be yet *ANOTHER* 100+ G00g!e Alert day for Daddi--and she knows exactly why 😅 #CongratsFromOneLisaBluntToAnother!!! 🥂 #P.S.Somebody'sG00g!ingOurNameAtFreakTimeEveryday... #MultipleTimesADay 😮💨 #LMAO
How one can typically spot a witch or other d3m0nic entity through its seemingly superhuman sub-human ability to appear in places it shouldn't, i.e. Casually standing on fireplace mantles (in socks, no less) like that ish isn't chaotic, weird & dangerous AF 🤨 #CreepyCheeksTheStupidB!tchStrikesAgain
How they're literally at w@r with themselves--*THAT'S* how bothered they are by Daddi's success 😂 #iHateThemAsMuchAsTheyHateThemselves #MaybeALittleMore ☠️ #T@yl0rTrash 🚮
WTF was the point of them putting a lit lamp into a shower stall & turning on the water 😳 The way this b!tch Creepy Cheeks moves through the world, it's gonna 📴 itself unintentionally one of these days 🤦🏾♀️ #GoodRiddance #NaturalSelection
How Daddi's outchea shaming folks off the Internet (or into making their profiles private), one blog post at a time 😅 #TheCatf*ckerIsFinallyD3@d #TheH3ñryFamilyOfLosersIsNext #TheOtherOnesTimeSoonCome(IfItHasn'tAlready) 🙏🏾✨
Why all their "kids" have such massive bobbleheads with the side profiles of literal animals (i.e. No line of delineation between the forehead & nasal bridge... that sh!t is almost a straight slope downwards 😬) #YIKES #FugMugs #d3m0ns
Why their follower counts keep dwindling by the thousands (likely because they're all bought/fake) 🤭 #LMAO #T@yl0rTrash 🚮
Why nobody wants to represent them in a custody battle for that fugly a$$ illegitimate so-called child of ours with Lame-y C0kewh0re #It'sBecauseTheyEffCanines #AndAreAlsoAP3d0&S3ri@!R@p!$t #C0lbyTheDogf*cker
How they make everything they wear look s!ütty & cheap 🤔 #Añdr@y@H0e-w@rd
Why--before they made their profile private--they were outchea admitting to (basically) being a fat drunk: "I acted like it was my personal challenge & mission in life to ruin my body [with] heavy drinking" 🤭 #LOL #It'sTrue
How Daddi's done the seemingly impossible in shaming them off their favorite social media platform to t3rr0r!ze people from 😅 Good riddance, #T@yl0rTrash 🚮
How they've been h0e-ing since the Bü$h administration & are still outchea homeless AF, squatting at their ex's house with the next one's newborn baby in tow 👀 #GHETTO #Añdr@y@H0e-w@rd
Why they're putting out open calls on how to delete tw33ts en masse, looking guilty AF as their Tw!tt3r account bl33ds followers 😂 #T3rr0ri$tT@yl0rTrash 🚮
Why the algorithm to their (1, 2) fave social media platform is demoting their content, since no one can predict what kind of effed up ish they're gonna post to their profile(s) next 😆 #TheBeginningOfTheEnd #GoodRiddance #NobodyWantsToSeeThemFugly,ElderlyA$$,DelayedAF"Kids"Anyway
Speaking of fugly, elderly a$$, delayed AF kids, why theirs *LOOK* & *BEHAVE* impaired like 💩, with creepy a$$ eye situations & their mouths always hanging open like some brain-d3@d window lickers 😦🚨
Why they try to move through the world like a "normal" human being, knowing damn well they 🦴 dogs 🤮 #Ki!!ItWithFire #By"It"iMeanC0lbyJ@mesR33ceOfAtlanta,GA #ASAP
How & why they still have Internet/social media access knowing damn well they're a filthy, infection-spreading, brain-d3@d cigarette emoji 🏈 #CTE #St3v3nD@v!dEk3çhüküOfQueens,NY #unclean #dirty #nasty #p3d0 #R@p!$tWhoLiterallyStinks
How they must've struck a plea deal with the judge or sum'n to abandon their precious lil Tw!tt3r account in exchange for remaining on the outside of somebody's jail/prison/psych ward (???) 😌 #T3rr0ri$tT@yl0rTrash 🚮 #ThatTw!tt3rAccountIs6FeetUnder 💀 #T@yl0rTrashItselfSoonFollow 😆
Why, when business is slow, they resort to posting close-up pictures of their clients' hairy-then-defuzzed g3ñit@!i@ for clicks & views 😳 #horrific #criminal #AreYouAnUndercoverL3sb0??? #CuzWTF... #ph-Agñ3s"Bizarre"L@z@rreGi!s0ñ 🚭
Concurrently, why they're shaped like a hunchback whale that got bad lipo from a cheap doctor 🤢 #Fugly&Bad-Built
Why they made their IG account public again, thus proving to the world that they're still fat, fugly as h3ll, & crusty-lipped for days eons 😱 #MakeItPrivateAgain, h0e 🖕 #CrustyChr!st!ñe #DumpyD0ëlling #DirtyDoily #Crusty-LippedD0üçh3b@g #CrappyD3m0n
Why they comb through the viewers of their janky a$$ social media "content" (🙄)/proof of life looking for accounts they don't recognize, then block said accounts just like the guilty MF-er they are 🤣 #TheyCanRunButTheyCan'tHide #They'reAlreadyOnTheFBI'sDomesticT3rr0ri$tWatchlistAnyways,SoEffIt #CowardlyChr!st!ñeDipsh!tTheCrustyD3m0nicH0e #📴Yourself🖕🤡🖕
How much happiness & glee Daddi's filled with seeing their social media accounts go private, inactive, or be deleted altogether 😅😌😮💨 #Nasty(ButFruitful)Work
How the vast majority of them aren't living to see their 40th birthdays IRL 💀⚰️😅 #GettingOlderIsABlessing #NotForTheseCigaretteEmojis, though 👎👎👎👎 #RestInPi$$,C0lbyJ@mes"Dogf*çker"R33ceOfAtlanta,GA 🖕🤡🖕
Speaking of animal-b0ñiñg cigarette emojis, why this one basically built their entire revamped L!ñked!ñ profile off an old resume of *MINE,* down to the same language used 😑 #WhyAreYouSoObsessedWithMe #📴Yourself 🚭
How their spouses & significant others are *JUST* as culpable as their "🚬" a$$es for what they did/are still doing to Daddi--how you laid up with someone not knowing they're like this⁉️ (HINT: Cuz they must be like that, too 🙄😒👎) #GuiltyByAssociation
How they're (1, 2, 3, etc.) gonna survive without a means to exploit those fugly, overgrown, delayed AF "kids" of theirs now that T!kT0k is on the chopping block 🤔 #Hopefully,TheyDon'tSurvive&JustQuietlyD!eOut ☠️
How they don't have the looks, personality, or "It" factor to pivot into doing non-dysfunctional family-related content after the T!kT0k ban takes effect. Take them elderly, remedial AF "kids" & get TF on 😒 #Y'allKnowExactlyWhichFamilyOfMegaLosersI'mTalkingAbout #That'sTheS!ms&H3ñrÿsForThoseInTheBackSeats #A.K.A.MultipleGenerationsOfNext-LevelDomesticT3rr0ri$ts&AggravatedR@pi$ts #PleaseMakeItStop 🚭
How somebody or something *MUST* be posting to their social media accounts posthumously, cuz I for damn sure thought they "💀" months/weeks ago... 👻
How & why they're promoting parties in Mexico (of all places) when their last known location was six feet underground in Washington, DC 🤔 #📴Yourself,L@m!ñeNd0ürOfSilverSpring,M-A-R-Y-L-A-N-D 🖕🤡🖕 #It'sNotSafeForYouHere,InACityYou'reNotOriginallyFrom #That'sNotAThr3@t,Either... #It'sAWholePromise 🙏🏾✨
How if they only poppin' on *ONE* social media platform (i.e., T!kT0k), they really not poppin' at all... they should be poppin' *CROSS-PLATFORM* to truly claim social relevancy. Or just build their own platforms to be poppin' from, like Daddi did 😇 #FromTheGroundUp #OriginalAF #ThankY'allForReading
Who's mom actually calls them "babe" (vs. "baby" or some other nickname), much like one would address a boyfriend or lover 🤔 #That'sBecauseThey*ARE*Lovers #T@yl0rTrashTheLiteralMotherf*çker 🤮 #AnnihilateThisT3rr0rI$t,Iñçe$tü0ü$Wh0re 🚮
How & why this Milk Düd-headed mega loser, boy child-m0!e$ting, noted hobos3xü@! of a cigarette emoji hasn't been un-alived 🤔 #CasesInVirginia,B0dyInDC head a$$ 🖕🤡🖕 Somebody, please: #HandleIt ☠️
How thoroughly embarrassing it must be to have actually birthed one (or more) of these "🚬s" 😬 #AskDi@ñeBr3ñtF@rm3rOfUpperMarlboro,MD #AndH@z3lR33ceOfAtlanta,GA #AndSh@ñ3llH3ñryOfLansing,MI #AndSoManyMore...
Why their natural speaking voice sounds like D@ffy Düçk on çr@çk 😮💨 #PutDownThePipe 🚭
How no one in their right mind should hire this unemployed, r@p3-apologizing, Little Cr!tt3r-looking super-cigarette emoji... let it fester & "💀" in its moral poverty 😒👎 #BammaSupreme #WithExtraCorn&ExtraCheese #SpeakingOfCheese,FixThemSpaced-OutYellowRatTeeth #AndThatRoadki!!HairHelmet #IfYouCan'tGetYourTeeth&HairRight,InWhatOtherAreasOfYourPitifulA$$LifeAreYouEffingUp??? #RealQuestion #📴Yourself,Gr3gJ@çks0ñ 🖕🤡🖕
How they're entering their fourth decade (!!!) on Earth a "💀" animal-effing cigarette emoji 😬 #womp-womp #DoBetter #BeBetter I'm talking bout YOU, #C0lbyJ@mes"Dogf*çker"R33ceOfAtlanta,GA and #Chr!st0ph3rM@tth3w"Catf*çker"F@rm3rOfUpperMarlboro,MD 🐶🐱🚭
How they're going to support those illegitimate kids of mine--that they forced into existence without my knowledge or consent--being a registered (or not... 👀🚨) s3x offender 🤔 #hmmm
How 'follower count' really means nothing in the age of being able to buy your own followers en masse 😒 #You'reNotSpecial #YouHaven'tDoneAnythingRemarkable #📴Yourselves, offenders 🖕🖕🖕🖕
What their obsession is with being ✌️ the youngest ✌️ in any given life situation. Take it from someone who's lived that life, it's rough AF. And--*guaranteed*--no one in said life situation is constantly broadcasting their youth to anyone who'll listen, like these age-insecure wh0res #CreepyCheeks (.), #T@yl0rTrash 🚮 (.), & #DopeOnARopeH0pe (.) 🥱🙄😒 This is why I say these h0es are waaaaaaayyyy older than they claim; somebody #InvestigateThatIsh 🔍👀
Speaking of lying a$$ bishes, why all the anecdotes they share about their lives sound so bizarre, far-fetched, contrived, & straight-up fictionalized. Suspiciously, even the dialogue they type out doesn't have the cadence of natural human speech--these d3m0ñic rats are literally (& insultingly!!!) mimicking actual human speech patterns & behavior right before our very eyes 😱 #p$yçh0p@ths #s0ci0p@ths #BlatantlyObviousPathologicalLiars
Why they take such absurdly close-up selfies, much like an elderly, out-of-touch person. You already funny-looking & bad-built on a "good" day, h0e. Why *TF* are you taking such extreme close-ups of yourself⁉️ #PleaseExplainIt #ItOnlyEmphasizesHowMuchYouResembleAFugly,Washed-UpPlatypus 🤮 #GetItTogether, clown a$$ b!tch 🖕🤡🖕
Also: Why their hair is always done but *NEVER* our illegitimate hideous mutant d3m0n spawn "child's" hair 🤔 #neglect
How--as much as they might want to 😏--they *can't* ki!! Daddi; she was born "💀" (shoutout to Big L 😜👻)
Why every word they type makes them sound even more like an aggressive dÿkê trope 🤔🏳️🌈 #FlexingYourMasculinityAsAFemaleIs*NOT*AFlex 🥃💜
Also, how they're *allegedly* able to hold down a job at Sp0t!fy as an *alleged* "engineering manager" (🙄) when they take a one-sided online beef so seriously that they're st@!king a bish IRL 👀🚨 #CigaretteEmojiAlert
Why their new "save the marriage" puppy is potty-trained *before* our severely delayed hideous mutant d3m0n sp@wn "kids" in common 😒
Why their response to finding out their cigarette emoji so-called "son" was filming itself drügging & r@p!ng bishes in the basement of their tacky a$$ suburban home was "Well, how else is [it] supposed to get [its] s3xü@! needs met???" 😵💫 #Di@ñëBrëñtF@rmërOfUpperMarlboro,MDisGuiltyByAssociation #EnablingA$$B!tch #Catf*çkerChr!s #Ki!!Em*BOTH*WithFire 🔥
How satisfying it is knowing that their chosen career path comes with a high risk of $ü!ç!dë 😌🙏🏾✨ Also, how appropriate it is that they look so casket-ready in their so-called professional headshot 😵 #WhyYaLipsSoGlossy, yung??? 💅🏾 #0sç@rA.P@di!!@ofTheBronx,NY 🤮
How validating it is to G00g!e their names & have their full addresses, phone numbers, & s3x offender registration statuses on the first page of results--a testament to just how dangerous they are 🤩 Random MFs, too, i.e., #Añdr0m3d@HüffOfActon,MA; enabler of #Catf*çkerChr!s-slash-most mediocre YT man on Earth #D0ügZ!mm3rm@ñOfWheaton,MD; as well as the aforementioned mega-loser 0x P@di!!@ 👀🚨⚠️
How the only thing worse than *one* fugly a$$, donkey-faced goof troop person is *TWO* of them jonts 😫🤢 #GetOffMy"🍆" with the twin content JAIL-a Br3n@3 S!ms a.k.a. The "I got pregnant by a stranger in less than 3.5 business days" aggravated r@p!$t that birthed two of my severely delayed hideous mutant d3m0n sp@wn "kids" 🖕😒🖕
Speaking of which: The concept of "adult twins" is creepy & played AF... I say this as a twin to many. Like, y'all didn't get y'all's "twinning itch" scratched as little kids??? It's because--mentally--the "S!ms twins" as they label themselves *ARE* still little kids 🥴 #MoreLike"SpecialNeeds"Twins #Mentally&CognitivelyImpaired #DelayedAF #RemedialAsAllH3ll #Grow*TF*Up
How Daddi suspects one reason for their high follower counts on social media--besides them outright paying for followers--is people tuning in to see the absolute trainwreck of their lives. Cuz it *for damn sure* ain't their looks or non-existent personalities 😓
How every breath they take reminds Daddi that there's no cure for pathetic b!tch syndrome 🤧🤒😷 That one applies to *ALL* of Daddi's perpetrators, but especially bloated, buck-toothed, mentally-challenged beaver-looking "🚬"-breeder #Sh@ñ3llH3ñryOfLansing,MI 🖕👹🖕
How G00g!ing Daddi's name & alleged last known location ain't gonna deliver the results "whoever" expects it to 😏 #TryAgainD!çkwad 🤡💩 #ItWon'tWorkCuzDaddi'sNotAnOffenderLikeThem ☺️
Why they wanna sit up in open court & endlessly neg Daddi--claiming they don't know who Daddi is, why she has serious issues with them, or that Daddi "fell off" in some unspecified way--knowing full-well we got (in some cases) *multiple* illegitimate kids in common that *THEY* alone forced into existence 😒 Play dumb if you want to, the stolen genetics don't lie 🚭 #CigaretteEmojisLikeTheseAreWhyTheD3@thPenaltyExists #That'sReal ✊🏾✨
How--if they can dupe some wide-hipped, simp a$$ cigarette emoji into marrying & impregnating them--there's hope for all single people *EVERYWHERE* 🖕🤡🖕 #NobodyElseOnThePlanetWantsTheseLosersBesidesThemTwo #AndEvenThat'sUpForDebate 🤷🏾♀️
Why the ugliest so-called people (1, 2, 3, etc.) insist on taking such close-up selfies--and multiples of them jonts. Nobody wants to see that 💩!!! 🤮 #DelusionalAF
How it's usually almost *ALWAYS* the most d3m0ñiç folks with religious quotes/scripture/allusions to such in their social media bios 🙄🥱 #You'reNotFoolingAnyone #G0dDon'tLikeUgly #PerformativeChr!$t!@nity
Why they got the nerve to be from West Bumblef*çk-type places like "Fluvanna, Virginia" coming alllllllllllll the way to the Nation's Capital to do their dirty work of "🚬"-ing up the city, then go right back home like nothing happened 😤 #Gr3g0ryN3@!J@çks0n,"Jr." (oh G0d, there's two of them⁉️ 😬🤦🏾♀️)
Why they always look so messy & disheveled at whatever so-called professional events they attend, like a #FuglyS!ütMuppet 🤸🏾♀️✨ #DopeOnARopeH0pe
Speaking of which, why they're always dressed in such a way that people wonder whether they're selling oui'd or "🐈"??? #RealQuestion #NoOneTakesYouSeriouslyLookingTheWayYouDo #tragic
Why, since they clearly can't pay the $25K+ they owe a certain organization for seriously & repeatedly violating one of its members, they've taken to posting our illegitimate hideous mutant d3m0n sp@wn "child" on social media wearing all-red down to the boots... seemingly as a show of solidarity??? 🏳️ Or, more sinisterly/realistically, offering up the so-called "child" as an alternative form of payment 🥀 Nobody claims you, doomed a$$ ñ!99@ 🖕🤡🖕 #C0lby"TheDogf*çker"R33çe a.k.a. #CigaretteEmojiExtraordinaire 🚭🚭🚭
Why them blocking all unfamiliar accounts from viewing their janky a$$ social media content is futile since a simple online search of their name reveals all their recent posts to various platforms across the web--complete with pictures, additional social media handles, contact info, where they currently work, etc. etc. 👀🚨 All a testament to just how dangerous & unhinged their fugly, crusty-lipped a$$ is 😈 #GoodLuckWithThat, #Chr!st!ñeD0e!!ingTheChildR@p3Apologist #YouNotGettingAwayWithThisOne, you obese b!tch 🖕🖕🖕🖕
How painfully obvious it is that they scour my P!ñt3r3$t boards for "inspiration" to straight-up hijack my unique personal style 😒 #unoriginal #FakeAF #EvilWitch #CultureVulture #Two-TimeAggravatedR@p!$t #AshyTrashy
Why they're so much of a p3d0 that they take offense to the word 'p3d0phi!e' & instead prefer to be called a 'minor-attracted adult' 🤮 #T0ñyH3ñry #TeaTimeWithNy!oñB(-outToBe"💀")
Why--adding insult to grave injury--they insist on naming these lil çr0tçh-dropping a$$ loser kids *MY* (or names inspired by *MY*) own name #CopyrightInfringement #MyNameIsTrademarked, a$$wipes 🤡💩
How if they refuse to change the illegitimate bastard kids' names legally, the "kids" (really, hideous mutant d3m0n sp@wn) themselves can get this work, too 🤷🏾♀️ #IDGAF
Why a cigarette emoji that works someplace called "B@mmÿ's" got the nerve to have "he/him" as their social media bio pronouns when it should *REALLY* be "she/it/they" #L@m!ñeNd0ür #DefamationOfCharacter
How even those with underdeveloped string bean bodies (1, 2) can be considered "bad-built" 🤭 #oop
Speaking of which, the *REAL* reason why they're making their own coffees at home now (HINT: It's because no reputable brands want to be associated with them & their ongoing "🚬🌳"/criminal-level exploitation of them delayed a$$ "kids" 😑🤦🏾♀️) #Cease&Desist
How the only reason they DJ toddler parties now (🤔) is because the little ones don't know any better yet than to *NOT* attend 👎👎👎👎 #NobodyWantsToBeAroundYou #bully #CultureVulture #EvilWitch #AshyTrashy
Why they're so concerned with "psychological safety" (whatever TF that means) on a work team, when they're a full-blown p$yçh0p@th committed to making work- or any other spaces psychologically *UNSAFE* for others 🤨 #MakeItMakeSense #T@yl0rTrash 🚮 #SendThatB!tchToJail #Or--BetterYet--🔚ItEntirely 👹🔥
How Daddi wouldn't raise a dog with the majority of her perpetrators--much less a whole human child(ren) 🤮 #PleaseMakeItStop 🛑
Why after having *ONE* severely mentally impaired child, they went & had *ANOTHER* (or *several more* in #CreepyCheeks' case) severely mentally impaired child(ren)--with *SOMEBODY ELSE'S* stolen genetic material 🧬🩸😤 P.S. Adding Daddi's supposedly superior genetics to their f*çked up, something-in-the-milk-ain't-clean genetics was never going to work ❌ #KarmaIsComingForThat"🍑" #BelieveThat
How advances in artificial intelligence & video manipulation technology have made it increasingly difficult for folks to separate the Real from the 'fake.' #StayWoke, my babies ✊🏾✨ #It'sAllAnIllusion... #AndBots!!!HellaBots
How they're like the a$$-faced, yuck mouth d3m0n that cried wolf with the way they fake cry at the drop of a dime 🙄 #PerformativeUglyCrier #Over-The-Top #Cringe-WorthyNonsense #Y'allKnowExactlyWhoI'mTalkingAbout 😒⛓️
Why they have the audacity to brag about being "so low-key" that it would "take months" to find them, when they've already been clocked as an international fugitive of the law for what they did to Daddi 🤔 #HumbleThyself,SourNd0ür #YouCanStillBeFound&SentFor, b!tch 🖕🤡🖕
The *REAL* reason they keep taking family trips to D!$n3y W0r!d--HINT: It's because they & the "kids" are on d3@th r0w 🐀 #MostMagicalPlaceOnEarth #The"Kids"AreConsideredTerminallyIllWithSo-CalledParentsLikeThem #ThatIs:UnabashedAggravatedR@p!$ts&DomesticT3rr0ri$ts #GoodLuckWithThat 🖕🖕🖕🖕🚭
How Daddi's gonna start referring to these perps as "remedial cigarette emojis" since she doesn't want her message to get lost in her (preferred) word choice 😇 #You'reWelcome #KindAF
Why they have the nerve to refer to themselves as a "Hospitality Professional" when their ain't 💩 negroid behavior is anything but(t) hospitable 😒🖕 #OnTheDL #GiveItUpDeelishis,YouLikeMen
Why their so-called man looks like an offensive caricature of Black folks... and their illegitimate fugly a$$ child together always looks drunk/has the look of fetal alcohol syndrome 😬 #UglyFamily #FixItJ3$ü$
Why they outchea forcing people to clap for their beyond mediocre "parenting" skills & delayed AF, unintelligible hideous mutant d3m0n sp@wn "kids" singing gibberish 🤦🏾♀️ #He'sElderlyAF, dawg, to be acting the way he do + #SitYoGoofyA$$*DOWN,* b!tch
Why they insist on calling themselves "Chr!$t!@ñ" vloggers when they're obviously some sort of d3m0ñiç entity sent to destroy what's left of Daddi's last nerve 😮💨 #G0dDon'tLikeUgly #AndSheFor*DAMN*SureDon'tLikeHideous 👹🔥
How the *REAL* reason they won't be expanding their tragic, delayed AF family anytime soon is because they were permanently & irreversibly sterilized after the birth of their last remedial a$$ "child," with plans to continue procreating using Daddi's stolen DNA as long as it was available to them 😒🛑 #AllThisB!tchReallyGotIsThemStupidA$$"Cups"/Decanters/VasesToDrinkOutOf #LMAO #pathetic
How one can just look at their hideous mutant d3m0n sp@wn "kids" of mine--illegitimately conceived with Daddi's stolen DNA--& see that the kids were part of some horrific genetic experiment gone terribly wrong a.k.a. Sum'n in the milk *DEFINITELY* ain't clean 🥴 #TheFirstBatchOfTheseSo-CalledKidsLiterallyLookDeformed #WhyWouldn'tThey,AsTheirConceptionIsAFormOfAggravatedR@p3 #GoodLuckWithThat,Sh@r!f@K.V!ñs0ñOfAlexandria,VA 🤡💩 #ThisIsWhyYourA$$IsOnD3@thR0w ⚖️⚰️
How the new "thing" amongst Daddi's child tr@ff!çking/wannabe p!mp perps must be dressing the hideous mutant d3m0n sp@wn "kids" of mine they no longer want in all-red gear to mark them as community property 🩸 #tragic
In that same vein, how you *KNOW* sh!t's bad when not even known-child m0!3$t3rs wanna FW your creepy a$$, illegitimately-conceived, badly-behaved, deformed-looking hideous mutant d3m0n sp@wn "child(-ren)" 🥶 #TheseTheTypeKidsYouK!dñ@pThen*IMMEDIATELY*ReturnBackToSenderCuzW.T.F. 😵💫
What good is having a new home built when it's filled with a dirty, buck-toothed "wife;" a wide-hipped, balding cigarette emoji of a "husband;" & 2-3 remedial a$$, overgrown "kids" that still wear diapers & talk like babies 🤔 #PRIORITIES
How--even though the quote-on-quote "dad" is an admitted p3d0 "minor-attracted adult" (🙄)--this particular lil girl is 'safe' because it looks so much like its fugly a$$ grandmothers (1, 2) a.k.a. The antithesis of dad's obvious preference for light skin/whatever a$$çr@çk-textured hair 💇🏾♀️ #TheseNegroes'PreferencesGonnaPut'EmInAnEarlyGrave, for real 🤦🏾♀️🚭
How they actually have quite a lot to *really* cry about vs. simply fake crying at the drop of a dime:
Filthy; doesn't keep a clean home or physical appearance (i.e., Those raggedy a$$ fingernails that are never done)
Fugly as all sin--with buck teeth & a saggy, deflated string bean body capped off with gigantic clown feet
Strongly suspected of being on the special needs spectrum--right along with their precious 'brother & sister-in-love' (🤢) & other in-laws
No personality to speak of, so they fake cry & make everyone else's special moments all about *THEM*
(Allegedly) married to the aforementioned wide-hipped, balding "minor-attracted adult" (🤮)
Gave birth to two severely developmentally delayed, equally-as-fugly as they are so-called "children"
Childish AF & not in an endearing way (if there is such a thing), etc. etc.
Why public records indicate they're closer to 40 years old than a loudly-proclaimed "25" (🙄)--& that they're not really married to that slow-looking "husband" of theirs at all, despite posting content featuring themselves in wedding garb 👀🚨 #CreepyCheeks&HubzAreAttention-SeekingFrauds,Liars,&S3xOffenders #JustLikeTheRestOfThatDisastrousFamily #Smoke&Mirrors 🖕🤡🖕
Why they still get all their style cues with respect to footwear from a P!ñt3r3st board I made private *OVER A YEAR AGO* because they & their lil friends were jockin' my steeze 😤👟 #CanABishLive???
#TriggerWarning: Why they broke the family cat's jaw & front tooth growing up from repeatedly tryna stick their human jüñk in its mouth 😱🚨 #Chr!st0ph3rM@tth3wF@rm3rOfUpperMarlboro,MD
Speaking of animal-b0ñiñg cigarette emojis, how this one is seemingly able to maintain housing & employment--despite effing literal canines (& being presumed "💀") 🐶🚭🤮 #HighlyDisturbing #C0lbyJ@m3sR33ceOfAtlanta,GA
Who TF is outchea still getting their kewchies waxed--particularly by repeat s3x offenders & known perverts like Agñ3s Gi!s0ñ "Bizarre" L@z@rre--when they can just laser that 💩 off & be done with it 🤔 #Don'tSupportThisWalrus-LookingSkeezer 👎👎👎👎
How their overgrown a$$--at roughly 6'5 in height--forces itself into women's restrooms under the guise of accompanying its female caretaker (🙄) only to peer overtop of the bathroom stalls at vulnerable, helpless women. When taken to court over the matter, it'll feign mental illness... 😒 Though something's *CLEARLY* wrong upstairs, it still has enough wits about it to pull stints like this--yet continues to pop up on See-Bee-Ess News from time to time as an effing guest commentator 🤦🏾♀️ #woosah #DirtyManB00bs
Why--as a girl baby--they looked like a grown ahh man in all their baby pics 👴🏾 #tragic
How even their longtime "fans"/dedicated bots are noticing the absurdity & pointlessness of their forced, contrived social media content 😌 Thankfully, everyone's not as stupid as they are &--hopefully--the 🔚 of them soon come 🤞
Why their fugly a$$ dingbat of a so-called mother is going by its maiden name now, *THAT'S* how much they ruined their family name for everyone with that very common family name 😑 #Catf*çkerChr!s a.k.a. #FarmBoi
How their entire family's in witness protection now--going by new names & living in scattered, remote locations from one another--all because of their initial f*çk-up of brutally violating Daddi by stealing then exploiting her DNA 🧬🩸😤 #TheDastardlyBastard #Don'tFeelSorryForHisA$$ #iDon't 💔
Why, thanks to them, Daddi gives all single male dog owners the *EXTREME* side eye now 🐶🍆😳 #Man'sBestFriend 🤮 #C0lbyTheDogf*çker 🚭
How Daddi will *continue* paying their weird-looking a$$es dust since they want her attention so badly 💅🏾 #unbothered
How their undying devotion to these loser ahh negroes landed *THEM* on the s3x offender registry/d3@th r0w, too 🤭 #oop #"PickMe"A$$H0es 🙋🏾♀️ #WithTheyHomeAddressesAllExposed 📍 #LOL
Why they blame all their life problems on racism from YT people... maybe it's not racism, it could be because they're a massive C-U-N-✝️ 🤷🏾♀️ #T@yl0rTrash 🚮
Why b!tches that sat up & birthed *MULTIPLE* illegitimate "kids" using Daddi's stolen genetic material are often the quickest to claim Daddi's "not a real mother" due to the unconventional nature of her kids' conception 😒 Daddi not claiming *YOUR* fugly a$$ loser child(-ren), doesn't mean Daddi don't claim the rest. Besides, who cares what a bunch of #D3@thR0wShawties have to say about Daddi & her life 🖕😌🖕
How Daddi understands that some of her babies' parents were just trying to mitigate the collateral damage stemming from the initial @$$@ü!t on her person. But, within reason, why the actual f*çk would anyone carry & birth *anything* obtained in that manner--that is, via iñç3$t/twin-ç3$t??? ☹️ #RealQuestion #decisions #consequences #ThisIsWhyYou'reOnD3@thR0w ⚖️💀⚰️
Speaking of which, why they'd carry & birth *anything* of Daddi's knowing just how much they dislike her (& vice versa) 🤨 Now they're stuck with the short end of the stick, having to raise some doomed hideous mutant d3m0n sp@wn bastard "child(-ren)" of Daddi's while Daddi continues piecing together what's left of her life post-@$$@ü!t 👿 #EndlesslyRe-traumatizing #AggravatedR@p!$ts #karma
Why it's a bunch of 🐶-made "🚬s" that wanna set up shop in Daddi's hometown--often forcing themselves into being her illegitimate hideous mutant d3m0n sp@wn "child's" parents--but whole time sending mad subliminals Daddi's way like they're not an effing 40-year-old party promoter on the DL; or a stumpy, unemployed cartoon beaver-looking "güñ activist" (🙄); or a morbidly obese lumpy potato-headed b!tch consumed with jealousy over Daddi's looks & perceived lifestyle 🤔 #SourNd0ür #Gr3gThe"🚬" #Sh@r!f@K.V!ñs0ñTheAggravatedR@p!$t #📴Yourselves 🖕🖕🖕🖕
How Daddi's not on the autism spectrum but still considers herself neurodivergent in that alllllllll these MF-ers are working her very last nerve 😵💫 It's really an unprecedented amount of stress ya girl's under--& it's making Daddi's brain work differently than most people's 😓 #woosah
How they were told repeatedly--both to their faces & in open court--that Daddi's *NOT* attracted to them in any kind of way whatsoever (in some cases, she don't even know them at all 😕), yet they continue to obsess over, st@!k, & otherwise t3rr0r!ze her to no end 👀🚨 #MakeItStop 🛑
Truthfully, how the only way some of these perps are gonna stop their nonsense is when they're "💀" #ItIsWhatItIs #Let'sMakeItHappen #QUICKLY
How they *finally* stopped copying Daddi's hairstyle of over a decade ago trying to appease their ain't 💩 negro of a husband & replaced that mess with a hairstyle Daddi would *NEVER* be caught "💀" wearing #LOL 😆 Thank you for being your own person, Miss Ma'am (even though--creepily--we still have the same damn birthdate) ☺️ #It'sHisFault #ButThey'reStillGuiltyByAssociation #TheDastardlyBastard
How Daddi's perfectly within her right to think of her *NON-PREFERRED* kids' parents as a bunch of stupid pr0$t!tütes & lame a$$ "🚬s" 🤷🏾♀️ #Y'allDidThisToYourselves
How it's lowkey impressive the gymnastics they put themselves through to make their family situations seem far less tragic & criminal than they *REALLY* are 🥵 #AllThatSh!tIsCarefullyEditedSmoke&Mirrors #ThemDelayedA$$"Kids"*BEEN*RemovedFromTheHomeByTheFeds(Thankfully) #ButThey'dNeverPostThemselvesBeingRaidedByChildProtectiveServices 👀 #BelieveThat!!!
Who is up & "voluntarily quitting"/actually being fired from their job in *THIS* economy 🤔 ...Oh, right: #Chr!st!ñeD0e!!ingTheChildR@p3Apologist, that's who 🤨 On the bright side, at least it has more time now to eat everything in sight & get sh!t-faced all hours of the day 🐮🍻 #MorbidlyObeseDrunkHeifer
Speaking of disastrous MF-ers named "Chr!s," why their family members (*PLURAL*) would rather take themselves out The Game permanently than remain alive & related to the likes of them 😬 #yikes #Chr!st0ph3rM@tth3wF@rm3rOfUpperMarlboro,MD a.k.a. #Catf*çkerChr!s & #FarmBoi 🚭
Why they ruin everything associated with them, from their (often, very common) given names; to their genders; body types; cheap, nauseating drugstore fragrances (Axë deodorant, anyone??? 🤢); annoying, nasally a$$ speaking voices, etc. etc. 🙄 #OverIt
Why all the social media content they post is from the front seat of somebody's motor vehicle & never from a proper home or professional setting 🤔 HINT: It's because they're pr3d@t0ry h0b0s3xü@!s living out of their cars since being exposed online for being... pr3d@t0ry h0b0s3xü@!s 😐 #Ch@zzW00ds0ñ #B3@üJ@r0ñT@ll3y #Ch!p@!0Str33t
Why all they have now is memories of how they *USED* to be able to get pregnant using someone else's stolen DNA 😂 Most "25-year-olds" are fertile AF, b!tch. #ExplainIt!!! 🤰🏾❌ #CreepyCheeks #FullHysterectomy #S3xOffender #D3@thR0wShawty ⛓️💀
Speaking of #CreepyCheeks (😑), why that thang & its alleged husband got such untrustworthy head shapes, looking deformed like sh!t. Actually, their whole lil family unit looks deformed & severely mentally impaired--even the in-laws 😕 It's giving a Black version of the Wh!tt@k3rs 😮💨 #SuperYikes #MakeItStop 🛑
Why they lie & claim Hispanic heritage knowing that most people won't care enough to dig any deeper to verify their false claims 🥴 #St@çyB00th #Gr3g0ryN3@lJ@çks0n,Jr. a.k.a. #Gr3gThe"🚬" #ThisIs*Also*Racism #I'mSayingThisAsAnActualAfro-Latina, y'all 🤦🏾♀️
Why they keep re-hashing that tired a$$, creepy as hell "How We Met" story... #GiveItARest, b!tch!!! 😤 With each retelling of that horrendous story, they make themselves look even *MORE* like the buck-toothed pr3d@t0ry st@!k3r h0e they *REALLY* are 😒 #MentalR3t@rd@t!0nIsAMotherf*çker #Delayed*AF*ButStillHorrificallyAttention-Seeking #MakeItMakeSense #ThisIsWhyThey'reOnD3@thR0w
Why they look like a bunch of tap-dancing ç00ñs in all those weak a$$ dance videos they post 🦝 #Y'allKnowExactlyWhichEffedUpFamilyI'mTalkin'About #D3@thR0wShawties
With themes of iñç3$t & featuring those "attractive" (🤮) dire wolf characters, how *OF COURSE* their favorite TV show was G@më of Thr0ñës 🐶🍆😒 #C0lbyTheDogf*çker
How they didn't do 💩 for their 40th birthday but cry themselves to sleep wishing they had more to show for their age than being a blog-exposed s3x offender on d3@th r0w 🚭🎻 #womp-womp
Added to the ever-growing list of problematic MF-ers named 'Chr!s,' why bloated, rat-faced #Chr!st!ñëB0ll0w of the fledgling, discriminatory hiring practices-having #L0y@ltyB00kst0re is so pressed to show how many "book friends" (🙄) it has, despite being 60+ years old. B!tch, when does the madness end??? The more pressed these elderly wh0res are to show they have any friends (#AshyTrashy does it, too), the *LEAST* amount of friends I & everyone else on the planet knows them to truly have 😑 #GrowUp #GiveUpTheGhost #LiteralPiecesOfTrash*CANNOT*BeBefriended, h0es 🚮❌ #BFFR
How they must be letting *ANYBODY* be a teacher these days--even mürd3r0üs çoçk-eyed losers like #D@ñi3!!eH0!!yC0hi!! 😵💫
How scrawny, broke, musty "🚬s" like #Catf*çkerChr!s + friends have so many damn supporters/enablers--like its cousin/BM (🧬🤮), l3th@!!y fugly ex-beauty queen #J@sm!ñëJ0ñës; or most mediocre YT man on the planet #D0ügZ!mm3rm@ñ; or drunk s!üt muppet-looking #DopeOnARopeH0pë; or its own fugly a$$ dingbat of a so-called mother #D!@ñëBr3ñtF@rm3r, etc. etc.
How they should *DEFINITELY* keep the full-body pictures to a minimum seeing as how it makes them look even more like an overgrown moose. Guess that's what happens to your figure when you agree to carry someone's hideous mutant d3m0n sp@wn "child," looking like a whole drunk hobo with FAS face 🥀 #It'sNotACuteBaby #TheDadIsFuglyToo
How disappointed Daddi was to discover they're somehow still alive outchea... but on the bright side, it appears they've been relegated to a teaching position as opposed to being a practicing doctor (#whew 😮💨), so there's that 🤷🏾♀️ #YetIt*STILL*HasNoBedsideManner #AndIsBatsh!tCr@zy #AvoidThisB!tchAtAllCosts
How ironic it is that their name was (*past tense*) "Mia" but they're currently M.I.A. with no digital footprint to speak of--despite formerly being a prolific online poster 🥴 Then again, why *wouldn't* it be M.I.A. being a presumably "💀" aggravated r@p!$t, p3d0, & r@p3 apologist 😑 #PlayStupidGames,WinStupidPrizes #AnotherOneBitesTheDust #D3@thR0wShawty ⚖️⚰️
Why our hideous mutant d3m0n sp@wn "child" together looks like a tater tot in a clown wig 🤡💩
How lame inwards often have lame endings 🚭 #NoSurprise
Speaking of lame inwards, why all their stories sound so far-fetched & made-up. Nobody's asking your manly-looking a$$ to be part of their throuple *once*, b!tch, much less three (3) damn times 🤦🏾♀️ #obnoxious #T@yl0rTrash 🚮 #ArtificiallyIntelligent a.k.a. #FakeSmart 🤥
How Daddi--as non-religious as she considers herself--could *STILL* be considered more of a Chr!$t!@n blogger than their d3m0ñic a$$es 👹🔥 #Y'allKnowExactlyWhichEffedUpFamilyI'mTalkin'About
Why their janky a$$, discriminatory hiring practices-having, struggling like 💩 bookstore only has a single location now... I sense a "Going Out of Business" sale on the horizon 🤭📚 #oop #ShouldaHiredARealOne #Dis-L0y@!tyB00ks #Don'tEvenThinkAboutPatronizingThatSh!tshowOfABookstore, y'all 🙄❌
How bad Daddi feels for their pets for being owned by the likes of them (especially if they're into 🦴-ing the pets 🤮) #Catf*çkerChr!s #C0lbyTheDogf*çker
Why they have to be very closely monitored for the rest of their pitiful a$$ days for what they did/are doing to Daddi 🔍👀⚠️ #watchlist #LifeSentence
Why they be scouring this very webpage *right here* for mentions of themselves 😂 #HiHaters 👋
Why whenever money's tight, they resort to taking off their clothes 🤦🏾♀️ #LOL #gross #CreepyCheeksTheAttention-SeekingPr0$t!tüte #NobodyWantsToSeeOrBuyWhatYou'reServingUp, you weird head shape-having, bad-bodied wannabe h0e 🖕🤢🖕
How not everyone needs to be a parent. People barely like them as it is, why procreate??? #RealQuestion
Why they try to use their schizophrenia diagnosis--which often requires their overgrown a$$ to be transported to the ER then tranquilized like a wild bear--as an excuse to perv all. The. Way. OUT on various, unsuspecting (almost exclusively Black 🙄) women 😒👎 #DirtyManB00bs #Ki!!ItWithFire #CBSNews
Concurrently, why they're only allowed on-air as an alleged "Democratic Strategist" (whatever TF that is) with another, typically female guest. This indicates to me that they don't have what it takes to hold down a news segment by themselves and/or they're so controversial that another guest needs to be present to take off some of the heat 🔥 #DoYourselvesAFavor&JustDon'tHireIt 🙅🏾♀️🚫
Why they keep posting such unflattering pictures that make their lips, in particular, look like an inflamed baboon's 🍑 #It'sNotCute #WeCanSeeEveryPoreInYourFuglyA$$Face, R@yt!f@ 🍕🌋😷
Speaking of which, how one can front like they're so bougie & above everyone else with a Black AF name like 'R@yt!f@' 🤔 #MakeItMakeSense
Why there's a whole brigade of fugly a$$ light-skinned b!tches--male *AND* female--right on Daddi's metaphorical "🍆" for calling them out on their massive amounts of BS 😒👎 #GOMD #📴Yourselves
What makes them think it's safe enough out here for them to make their social media accounts public again 🤔 You're still being watched like a hawk for what you did to me, b!tch 🦅🔍👀 #RacyDumbH0e
Speaking of which: Why they think it's so funny to refer to their goof troop-looking husband as a "hot rabbi" knowing damn well they not Jewish 😑 #offensive #HeActuallyLooksLikeAShellOfWhoHeUsedToBe since getting with your d3m0nic a$$, Racy 🤦🏾♀️ #smh
Once again: Speaking of stupid ish #RacyDumbH0e says, why it claims our hideous mutant d3m0n sp@wn "kids" together are "duds" because the son has Down Syndrome & the daughter is a future h0e (like the birth mom 🙄) 🥀 #iCanOnlyImagineWhatRacyActuallySaysToTheKids'Faces #UnfitParent #womp-womp
How (some of 😏) these h0es are still alive & not six feet under already 🤨⌛⚰️ #HurryItUp #SomeOfTheseS!ütsAreLegitMürd3r3rs, ffs 👀🚨
How one can just *look* at them & their fugly a$$ "kids" (🤢) & see they don't make good life decisions ❌
How they (1, 2) bullied & h@r@$$ed Daddi to the point that her case against them was heard before the Supreme Court of the United States 👀✨⚖️ Now, they're presumed "💀" with no digital footprint to speak of 😂 #karma
Why they're so bad-bodied that the effect is like that of a refrigerator (or B!g B!rd) with a b00b job 🥴 Proof that one can be relatively slim but still have a wrecked, undesirable body 🤢 #CreepyCheeks&ItsPreciousSister-In-Love(🤮)KnowWhatI'mTalkin'About #iGuessAWreckedBodyIsThePrizeForBirthingOneOrMoreOfMyIllegitimateHideousMutantD3m0nSp@wn"Kids" #GoodLuckWithThat(NotReally) 🖕🤡🖕
Why they took our hideous mutant d3m0n sp@wn "child" together to the drive-thru zoo, only for the child in question to look just like the animals it fed 😳 #BigYikes #ThatSideProfileIsCray-Cray #animalistic #humanoid
Speaking of animals, how Daddi will #NeverForget them standing up in open court & with they entire shrunken, broke AF bird chest saying they're "not attracted" to Daddi, therefore they could *NEVER* have s3xü@!!y a$$@ü!ted her 🤔 #MakeItMakeSense #AttractionReallyAin'tGotSh!tToDoWithAbü$e #Dog🦴-ingCigaretteEmoji 🚭🖕 #C0lbyTheDogf*çker 🐶❌🤮
How one would think growing up with *TWO* moms would make them more of a feminist... instead, it turned them into a misogynist cigarette emoji on the DL 🤯 #TFhappened⁉️ #SourNd0ür 🚭
How all signs point to them being "💀," based off public record + online searches of their names 😌 The remaining perps time soon come 🙏🏾✨
How they can--apparently--live in a home that was basically used as a canine s3x dungeon by the cigarette emoji a$$ BD they obsess over 😱 #Wouldn'tBeMe, chile #HauntedHouse #SageThatSh!t #AmëC0kërOfAtlanta,GA a.k.a. #Lame-yC0këwh0re
Why the very last of their frantically-written & fraudulently-filed peace orders against a bish indicated "THERE IS NO PEACE" 😂 #LMAO #iWonderWhyThatIs ...Shortly thereafter, ya girl received a letter from the state saying no further orders will be processed from this person ☺️ #karma
Why they keep looping 'G0d' into their tragic family situation, claiming (S)He's responsible for all their lackluster "successes" 😒 #sycophants #TheH3ñrÿFamilyOfLosers
How much of a flex having polite, well-mannered kids is (some of y'all will *NEVER* know #smh) 💪🏾✨
Despite posting themselves *looking like* they're having a good time, how much Daddi calling them out publicly via the Internet *REALLY* gets under their skin & ruins their day 😌 #NoMercy
How overjoyed Daddi is that one of her perps is moving smoove across the country from the DC Area 😅 Keeping DC "🚬"-free is a J-O-B, y'all 🚭 #LemmeTellYa #GoodRiddance #Chr!st!ñëB0ll0w 🖕🤡🖕
How uninteresting they are to watch online knowing they'll *NEVER* post footage of themselves being raided by the Feds (or otherwise having a bad day) 🥱 #BoringAF #OnToTheNext
How their social media content is like watching a bloated, squeaky-voiced beaver/pig/overgrown rat that somehow learned to do its own terrible a$$ makeup & apply cheap, crunchy weave to its head struggle-function its way through life... thank G0d none of us are married to it 😷 #Sh@ñ3!!H3ñry
Why they're so immature & deep into this social media sh!t 🙄😒 #GoTouchGrass
Why they wanna keep having kids with the same set of stolen, cursed DNA 😤 Whatever happens to them or those d3m0n sp@wn "children" of theirs, they brought upon themselves 🧬✨🤷🏾♀️ #They'reBasicallySomeAggravatedR@p!$ts 😕 #AtLeastThat'sHow*I*See(MostOf)Them 🤮
Speaking of: Why Daddi thinks of them as an evil pregnant Blasian witch, complete with wild-looking hair & bad teeth 🧙🏾♀️🪄😷 #J3mi!!@Miçh@3l #iGuessBlack*DOES*Crack 🤢
How--as long as they stubbornly refuse to take their schizophrenia meds--their morbidly obese a$$ could be considered a biological w3@p0ñ of mass destruction 💣💥 #SearchAndDestroy #DirtyManB00bs #CBSNews #Don'tHireIt,FireIt #BetterYet,🔚ItCompletely
Why extensive footage exists of them being tackled on the football field & subsequently passing out/having a seizure on said field--once again, multiple times 🤯😱🏈 #CTE #BrainD3@d #St3v3ñD@v!dEk3çhükü #D3@thR0w ⚖️⛓️⚰️
Why so many (1, 2) of Daddi's perpetrators work for Sp0t!fy (of all places). The music's not *THAT* good, y'all, damn 🎶🤦🏾♀️ #Fire'EmForContributingToAHostileWorkplace #Aggravated&AttemptedR@p!$ts #T@yl0rTrash 🚮 #J3mi!!@Miçh@3l 🤢❌
How wild it is that people are legit losing their lives because of Daddi's words & advanced communication skills 📜✍️😅 #LOL #SuxToBeThem #WhoSaysWordsDon'tHurt/Aren'tPowerfulAF??? #EnglishMajor 👩🏾💻✨
Why they're always like "My mom..." this & "My mom..." that--especially at 40+ years of age 🤡 Daddi would *neverrrr* trust someone in an alleged leadership position who openly admits to checking with their mommy before making any important business-related decisions, TF⁉️ Get off that woman's teat!!! #T@yl0rTrash 🚮 #ChildishAF
Speaking of which: Why they passive aggressively post content of themselves at güñ ranges, slicing up raw meat, drinking insane amounts of whiskey, or some other lowkey vi0!3ñt sh!t instead of saying whatever TF it is they got to say to whoever *DIRECTLY* & with they whole manly a$$ chest--like an adult 😑 #CornyA$$B!tch
How Daddi truly wonders if some of these mega losers are still alive or just being imitated by bots or law enforcement to *appear* as if they're still alive 🤔 Artificial intelligence works in mysterious ways... 👾✨
How their boy-child m0l3$t!n' a$$ was finally fired for "not delivering results" with regards to coaching an HBCU mens lacrosse team 😂🎻 #womp-womp #Ch@zzW00ds0ñ #Don'tHireIt,FireIt
Why they look like a mentally impaired drag queen in their (alleged) 30th birthday pics 🤢 #GiveItUpDeelishis,YouLookLikeABad-BodiedGoofyA$$Man ⛓️🤡⚰️
Speaking of which: Why they keep hinting at a third pregnancy when it's already been established that their hubz went behind their back to get snipped because they were so vocal about stealthing him it into having yet another fugly, remedial a$$ "child" together with a certain someone's stolen DNA 🧬😑 #OverIt
What form of "visual storytelling" includes amassing footage of their *many* victims passed out n3kk!d in their mom's basement 🤔 #bullsh!t #InsultingAF #Catf*çkerChr!s #Don'tHireIt,FireIt
How some of their birthstones are çr@çk r0çks--& it shows 🥀
How the insufferable couples in these f*çked up families actually deserve one another--illegitimate hideous mutant d3m0n sp@wn "kids" included 👹🔥 #karma
Why *of course* their balding, wide-hipped, self-admitted p3d0 of a so-called husband would be attracted to their trashy, underdeveloped-yet-still-saggy-AF pre-pubescent boy body 🤮 #PutThatSh!tAWAY #D3@thR0wShawties
How they're unemployed now & still homeless AF, looking for a place to lay their child m0l3$tin' head at night. Don't fall for it!!! 🚭 #GuardYourSofas #Ch@zzW00ds0ñ #h0b0s3xü@!
How--regardless of their salary, educational background, job title, etc.--constantly misspelling common words makes them look dumb AF 🤷🏾♀️ #AndAlsoNegatesWhateverPointThey'reTryingToMake
How, some days, Daddi wishes she had more middle fingers 🖕🙄🖕
How, through her blog, Daddi's basically turning people into zombies--or "💀" men walking--that're physically alive (???) but socially annihilated 😌 #You'reWelcome #iDeserveAPrizeOrSum'n 🏆 #TheyDon'tCallThis"Work"ForNothin' 😓
How thrilled Daddi is that people/bots/etc. are finally starting to see through the BS that is their painfully, excruciatingly corny posted content... also, how lame & boring they are now that Daddi + whoever else has them all figured out 😊 #📴Yourselves
How them mugshots is pilin' up--thanks in no small part to Daddi's work in airing them smoove TF out 😅 #LOL #karma #C0lbyTheDogf*çker, I'm lookin' at *YOU* 🤣 #Dog-EffingCigaretteEmoji 🚭🖕
Speaking of which: How stressful being a "🚬" must be, judging from all the gray hairs popping up in their beards/along their thinning hairlines 👴🏾👵🏾 #oop
Why most [D!$n3y] cartoon villains have a foreign accent... 🤔 #FoodForThought
Why their overgrown, unmedicated ahh looks just like a (b)lack version of disgraced movie director H@rv3y W3!ñst3!ñ 🤢 #sloppy #unkempt #DirtyManB00bs
Why Daddi was initially pi$$ed that they get to continue working at the job they straight-up t3rr0r!zed a sista at--until she realized that being permanently & irreversibly disabled like she is thanks to their egregious on-the-job behaviors, Daddi technically never has to work again 😅 #karma
Why they legit think that the "B" in LGBTQ+ should stand for b3$ti@!ity--ask 'em about it, if they haven't been unalived yet 🤮 #Catf*çkerChr!s #C0lbyTheDogf*çker #CigaretteEmojis 🚭
Speaking of which: Why they blame their proclivity for effing animals on their unmedicated bipolar diagnosis 🤔😬😱 #JustTakeYourMuch-NeededMeds, ñ!99@ 🤡💩
How Daddi *would* sue the pants off them for emotional distress, aggravated @$$@ü!t, & other things... but they're too broke & not worth the hassle 😒🙄🥱 #PerMyLawyer'sAdvice
Regardless, how they shouldn't let their online cajones (a.k.a. Tw!tt3r/"X"/B!ü3skÿ fingers) get their real-life teeth knocked out 👊🏾💥 #T@yl0rTrash 🚮 #TheH3ñrÿFamilyOfIdiots 🚭 #AndSoManyMore...
How Daddi's perfectly fine being the villain in their stories--because they're broke losers in mine 🖕🤑🖕
How not every day is a 100+ G00g!e Alert day for Daddi, but *EVERYDAY* someone out there is checkin' her 😌 #ThankYou,Sweetness 💐
How Daddi sometimes wonders what their last days & final moments on Earth were like before they were êxêcütêd by the state... then she regains her sanity & continues on with her life 😴 #WhoCares
How--after a lifetime of unnecessarily living her life in 4th gear--Daddi's actively reframing her total & permanent disability status as a form of early retirement 😅 Now, Daddi's free to do whatever TF she wants... including being a full-time content creator/blogger 😊👍 #woo-hoo
How it's kinda like poetic justice the way they literally fell off after kicking Daddi while she's down, with their illegitimately-conceived hideous mutant d3m0n sp@wn "child" developing cancer & them being a full-fledged cigarette emoji & 40-year-old party promoter with a wasted (alleged) Ivy League degree 🤭 #oop #V!j@y@Th0m@sD@n!3l 🤢 #SourNd0ür 🚭 #Don'tTrust'Em ❌
How suspect it is that, as alleged doctors/medical professionals, they first went to an Ivy League school *then* a state school. Typically, once one starts on the Ivy League path, they wanna continue in that vein (if they can) 🤔 #incapable #Don'tHaveWhatItTakes #ThemGradesWasn'tUpToPar #womp-womp
How much comfort Daddi takes in the fact that, as much trash as her perpetrators talk, they could *NEVER* cut it professionally, financially, socially, etc. in her part of the country ☺️ #DMV #native #Stand🆙
How Daddi thought she'd never see the day a grown a$$ man cigarette emoji was caught wearing *WOMEN'S* clear jelly sandals, intentionally, with the straps & errything 😳 #wowzers #SourNd0ür #WayToComeOutTheCloset, "playa" 🤸🏾♀️ #TalkingAllThatTrashJustToBeCapturedInPublicLike...That 😕 #MakeItMakeSense #AshyA$$Feet
How blown Daddi is that this one exploited her stolen DNA such that Daddi now has several dozen or more biological "children" (a.k.a. Illegitimately conceived hideous mutant d3m0n sp@wn) in common with a bunch of known male & female cigarette emoji a$$ "people" 😤 #D!eASlowD3@th #ACurseUponY'allsEffedUpSo-Called"Families" 🖕🖕🖕🖕 (except for my preferred kids & their parents... y'all cool 👍)
On the plus side, Daddi's basically eternally on food stamps with 30+ hypothetical mouths to feed 🛒 #GroceryStoreChr!$tm@$
Why some dudes' approach to women they perceive as being "out of their league" is to try & humble them first, *THEN* spit game 😑 #iDidn'tWantYouInTheFirstPlace #LeaveMeOutOfIt #KeepItMovin'
How much Daddi hates tone-deaf, insensitive folks who humblebrag about taking (hypothetical) international trips during a literal world w@r 😒 #ReadTheRoom, b!tch 🤡💩 #T@yl0rTrash 🚮
Speaking of which: Why when the judge asked them directly, "What makes you think !i$@ bee™ won't 📴 you for messing with her?" they responded "...Because it hasn't happened yet" 😵💫 #LOL #SoShort-Sighted #GoodLuckWithThat(NotReally) #LoserA$$B!tch
How all the creepy AF, perverted "hikes" in the universe not gonna help that morbidly obese, illegitimately conceived hideous mutant d3m0n sp@wn daughter of theirs 🙄 #BFFR #CreepyCr@w!3y
How absolutely terrifying it is that they'd rather "🦴" literal animals than *ANY* human female--particularly Black human females 😱 That's how #S3ri@!Ki!!3rs move... 😬🚨⚠️ #Catf*çkerChr!s #C0lbyTheDogf*çker #AnimalAbü$3 #CigaretteEmojis 🚭
How they're too boring & weird-looking to pivot from family content to couples-only content. Nobody wants to watch yall's overgrown remedial a$$es struggle-function through life 😒 #TheH3ñrÿFamilyOfIdiots
Why so many of these h0es have bathroom-inspired names (prolly cuz they're such sh!tty human beings): T.P. Düñg0; T. P0iñd3x-türd; A.P. Ch@rmiñ Sh@rm@, etc. etc. 💩🧻
How Daddi's dream job was always (low-key) *NO* job--while still having the means to support herself 💁🏾♀️✨ #IndependentWealth
Why they're so pressed to be a victim of something, constantly milking that tired a$$ "I got grazed in the calf by a stray bü!!3t!" story for all it's worth 🙄😒 Next time whoever it was *WON'T* miss (hopefully) 🙏🏾 #GiveItARest #Gr3gThe"🚬" a.k.a. #Spaced-OutYellowRatTeeth&Roadki!!HairHelmet 🚭
Why they look so much like a pig in the face... or an effed-up version of Mrs. Potato Head with a can of busted biscuits for a body 🤮 #Sh@r!f@K.V!ñs0ñ a.k.a. this one's unfortunate-looking sister
Why they post thr3@t3ñiñg content saying their raggedy a$$ arms are like "w3@p0ñs" in yet another of their far-fetched, made-up stories about themselves 🙄🥱 #WhateverB!tch #T@yl0rTrash 🚮 #DomesticT3rr0ri$t
How Daddi may not be good with fractions, but she knows they look like a whole b!tch 🖕🤡🖕
How, if they hadn't used Daddi's stolen DNA to procreate & force those fugly a$$, delayed as hell "kids" into existence, their fat a$$ wouldn't be getting called out on the Internet via Daddi's blog #It'sRealSimple #You'reNotGonnaDoSh!tButSitThere&BeAiredSmoove*TF*Out #ObeseOppressor #HeftyHeifer #PorkyPerpetrator a.k.a. #Sh@r!f@K.V!ñs0ñ 🐷💩
How Daddi extends a warm welcome to her sudden spike in new readers! ☺️ Make yourselves comfortable, my babies 💜✨
How it's just like a cigarette emoji to write a whole unsolicited, poorly-written, grammatically incorrect, horrifically misspelled think-piece on another man--who has no idea they exist 🤔 #MakeItMakeSense #L@m!ñeNd0ür a.k.a. #SourNd0ür #Pü$h@TWantsNoPartsOfYour"🚬🌳" #GiveItUp #StayInYourLane
How on Earth someone managed to impregnate this unf*çkable troll--on second thought, spare me the details 👹🤮 #T!3rr@D@wñBürr3!!
Why they're still tryna make their [insert non-lucrative career path] pop off at the ripe ol' age of 40+ 👴🏾👵🏾 #sheesh #GiveUpTheGhost
Why they keep making new social media handles to h@r@$$ Daddi from knowing damn well all their previous ones were exposed publicly 😒 #D!@ñêBr3ñtF@rm3r a.k.a. #TheCatf*çker'sMom, I'm looking at *YOU* #UglyEffingTroll #LookingJustLikeALand-BurrowingAnimal #📴Yourself 🖕🤡🖕
Why they look so much like a man & their skin looks like leather 🤢 #DoBetter
Or, alternatively, why they look so much like an ingrown toenail in the face 🦶 #HardToLookAtDirectly
Why they look like a pitbull in a dress at their very own wedding--to that suspect, on-the-DL-looking dude 🤨 #tragic #T@yl0rTrash 🚮
Why they be clocking Daddi's every move online--putting subs in their lil Iñ$t@gr@m Stories to let Daddi know they're watching--when they *OBVIOUSLY* don't eff with Daddi the right way 😒 #SourNd0ür #L@m!ñeNd0ürTheSuper"🚬" 🖕🤡🖕 (Sidenote: Imagine being negged by a 40-year-old cigarette emoji so-called 'party promoter' that lives *RIGHT* on your metaphorical "🍆"... #sigh 😒🙄👎)
How fortuitous it is that Daddi's Grandma Sally predicted that she (Daddi) would outlive the majority of her perpetrators 😌 #It'sReallyHappeningY'all #TheseMFersAreForRealDÿingOff 😅
Why the topics Daddi blogs about--down to her exact word choice/lingo--somehow always wind up being referenced in *THEIR* janky a$$ social media content 😒👎 Once again: Get off my metaphorical "🍆," heifers 🖕🤡🖕 (#AshyTrashy & #T@yl0rTrash 🚮 are the main culprits 🙄) #iSeeYouH0esWatching 👀
Speaking of lurking ahh h0es, why this one continues to post religious, inspirational-type content knowing damn well it birthed one of my hideous mutant d3m0ñ sp@wn "kids," looking like a whole moose-faced heifer (both it *AND* the "kid") #DoBetterJ3ññif3rH@ml3tt-McCr!m0ñ(-al) ⛓️⚖️
How ironic it is that Daddi's longtime st@!k3r, #T@yl0rTrash 🚮, is outchea tw33ting that it "hate(s) feeling watched & tracked" when that's the exact same sh!t it's doing to Daddi 😒😑🙄 #RestrainingOrderVibes #GetOverYourself, wh0re 🖕
Why their names are all up-n-through the infamous Ep$t3!n flight logs + The D!ddl3r's fr3@k-off invitee list 🤐✈️✨🤸🏾♀️ #oop #HumanTr@ff!çk!ng
Why this one created a new IG account knowing damn well it's just gonna get banned from the entire platform... just like all the others 🙄😒 #TheCatf*çkerStrikesAgain
Why this thing continues to call its hideous mutant d3m0n sp@wn "child" of ours by its original name knowing damn well the social workers told that whole family to stop calling it by that cursed moniker 🤡👎 #ThatThing'sNameIs'SirCrunchyBlackThe15th,' b!tch 🖕🖕🖕🖕
Why they keep reactivating their funky old social media account--AFTER being exposed online for being a 🐶-effing cigarette emoji 😒🖕 #C0lbyTheDogf*çker 🚭
Who TF gets married on Halloween of all dates. On second thought, why wouldn't this piece of 💩 get married on Halloween 🙄😒 #Ch@zzW00ds0ñTheBoyChildR@pi$t ...To the unfortunate bride: #YouInDangerGirl 👀🚨⚠️
How ironic it is that their egregious, on-the-job actions forced Daddi into an early retirement... while they still toil away in their hellish so-called "careers" 😂 #SSDI #EarlyRetirementLife 😎🏝️
Why a whole whiskey-swiggin' undercover l3sb!@ñ st@!k3r b!tch like #T@yl0rTrash 🚮 is so concerned with America entering a "surveillance state" when surveilling a b!tch (or trying to 😉) is all that wh0re does 🤔 #MakeItMakeSense #📴Yourself 🖕🤡🖕
How they keep antagonizing Daddi, publicly calling that fugly a$$ "child" by its birth name--*NOT* its actual name of "Sir Crunchy Black the 15th"--just like the social workers told that family *NOT* to do 😒👎 #iKnowYouReadHereSh0ññ!@ #WithYourVindictiveAutisticA$$ #PeopleOnTheSpectrumCanBeD0üçheb@gsToo 🚭
How all the (H)0zêmp!ç in the world can't change the fact that they're a crusty-lipped, hard-faced mixed b!tch 🤮 #Chr!st!ñeD0e!!iñgTheCrusty-LippedD0üçheb@g
Why they're the type of "slow" that makes them a danger to society 🤔 #EngageAtYourOwnRisk ⚠️
Why they're legit listed as a s3x offender in their state's public record 😁 #RNS a.k.a. #TheOneWhoPutsTheC-U-N-✝️In'Country' #oop 🤭
...Them, too 😭 #DomesticVi0l3ñçe #TheCatf*çkerStrikesAgain
Speaking of "them," why--after 15+ years of this BS--they're *STILL* steady lurking Daddi's social media pages, dropping little hints that they're definitely out there watching ya girl 🌾👀 #yikes
How Daddi can't just stop her life to appease some feline-effing cigarette emoji like Chr!st0ph3r M@tth3w F@rm3r of Upper Marlboro, MD. So, despite its constant surveillance, I move blog on... 🚭🤷🏾♀️👩🏾💻
But before that, why their so-called Adam's apple looks like a giant unpopped zit 🤔🤢 #AdultAcne #UglyAF #TheCatf*çkerStrikesAgain
How it's another 100+ G00g!e Alert day for ya girl 😜 Daddi's a #PopularThug, kids 😎👌
For someone alleged to be so professionally accomplished, why they don't have a L!ñked!ñ profile... oh, that's right: They got kicked off the platform for being a hardcore racist & publicly liking some post of a sw@$t!k@ 🙄🖕 #R0b!ñN!c0l3C@pp3tt0 of Annandale, VA >> 🤡💩
How fitting it is that they work on a team called "Public Information Outreach" when their entire home address--including detailed pictures of the outside & interior--is available for public consumption 🤔 #DangerToSociety #R0b!ñN!c0l3C@pp3tt0 #TheOneWhoPutsTheC-U-N-✝️In'Country' 🖕🖕🖕🖕
Whatever happened to that çr0tçh-dropping a$$ loser kid they birthed using Daddi's stolen DNA + that of one of her biological fathers 🤔 #RhetoricalQuestion #iCouldActuallyGiveAnEffLess #ItsNameWas'Añth0ñy'IfIRememberCorrectly #R0b!ñN!c0l3C@pp3tt0
Why they're so money- & eggplant emoji-obsessed that they literally married a dude nicknamed 'Riçh'/'D!çk' 😑🍆🤦🏾♀️ #They'reBothStillBrokeAsAJokeThough #corny #lame #TheHusband'sNameIsR!çh@rdR0çç0C@pp3tt0 #ItLikedTheSamePostOfASw@$t!K@ThatItsRacistSo-CalledWifeLikedOnL!ñked!ñ #ButWhatElseWouldOneExpectOutOfAC-U-N-✝️LikeR0b!ñN!c0l3C@pp3tt0???
Why--after their racist, on-the-job outburst towards Daddi--Daddi successfully negotiated the terms of her work contract such that Daddi made more than *TWICE* what that country a$$ bish was making at the time 😇💰 #Six-FigureShawty #NotR0b!ñN!c0l3C@pp3tt0, though 🥀
Why they forever look like a ran-through s!ütty muppet 🤦🏾♀️ #frumpy #matronly #TiredAF #GetYourWigRight #DopeOnARopeH0(e)pe 😵
How & why naysayers like whiskey-swiggin' undercover l3sb!@ñ st@!k3r b!tch #T@yl0rTrash 🚮 continue to exist 🤔 #perplexing
Speaking of which: Why they're all over B3y0ñçé's Internet claiming Daddi & her ilk "live [lives] I wouldn't want" (#SureJan 🙄) when Daddi herself is all about that FIRE lifestyle 🔥😎💰 Who wouldn't wanna retire early & comfortably while being able to do whatever TF they want, whenever TF they want??? #RealQuestion #T@yl0rTrash 🚮IsA'CompanyMan' #SteadyDrinkingThatWhiskeyKool-Aid #OnceT@yl0rTrash 🚮Is"💀"It'sOnToTheNextEmployee #DumbB!tch 🤡💩
Why they don't see the correlation between their continued promotion of a wack a$$ glorified M33tüp group & the dwindling-to-nonexistent attendance at said group's corny a$$ "events" 🙄🥱 Here's a #HINT: *NOBODY* wants to associate themselves with this group because of *YOU*, #T@yl0rTrash 🚮‼️ #GiveUpTheGhost, b!tch 🤡💩
...How it's just like a whiskey-swiggin' undercover l3sb!@ñ st@!k3r b!tch like #T@yl0rTrash 🚮 to *NOT* get the hint, though 🤷🏾♀️
Why they make up the most inane 💩 to tw33t out into the universe. Alleging to have seen an ad for "man b00bs" & "muffin tops"? B!tch, make sense: Nobody on Earth is placing an ad for that sh!t??? 😑 #DisappointmentFace #T@yl0rTrash 🚮
Why this self-hating racist wh0re thinks it's safe to make their social media account public again 🤔 #PleaseMakeItMakeSense #RacyDumbH0e 🖕
Why their fugly a$$ dingbat of a mother looks like if Levar Burton were an elderly runaway sl@ve 😬🥀 #WhewChile #TheUglyRunsDEEPInThatEffed-UpFamily #yikes #D!@ñeBr3ñtF@rm3r of Upper Marlboro, MD a.k.a. #TheCatf*çker's mom 🚭
Why they're a "🚬" that desperately wishes it were an RN 🙄 #SourNd0ür #KeepDreamingHomie 🚭
Speaking of #SourNd0ür, how there's female as well as "male" (🙄😒) cigarette emojis out in the community in *DROVES,* my babies 👀⚠️ #StayVigilant #AvoidAtAllCosts
#RealQuestion: How they look young but old at the same damn time? I.e., From the back (😏), they might be dressed like a younger person. But as you approach, they gradually age like some kinda effed up w!tçh/w@rl0çk 😬🪄 That observation applies to *MULTIPLE* of these perps, y'all, but especially #TheCatf*çker & its ilk 🤮🖕
Why the more they "big up" themselves & their already inflated-beyond-belief ego, the more insecure & pathetic they reveal themselves to be 🪞👹 #oop #T@yl0rTrash 🚮 #LoserBehavior 👎👎👎👎
Speaking of which: If they're *really* an alleged assistant (to the?) engineering manager or whatever, how *TF* they have so much time on their hands to interact with random Internet bots all day, basically talking to themselves 😵💫 #insanity #ButWhatElseIsToBeExpectedFromAB!tchNamed'T@yl0rTrash🚮'???
Why they're literally outchea *publicly* (👀) asking random bots on the Internet for marriage advice 🤔🏳️🌈 #NobodyWantsToAdviseThatShamA$$"Marriage"T@yl0rTrash 🚮Is(Allegedly)PartOf #There'sNoWayIn🔥ThisDumb🐶ActuallyWorksInTech 🙅🏾♀️🚫
Speaking of stupid dogs: Why--since being exposed for the dog-effing mega loser they *REALLY* are via Daddi's blog--they've resorted to wishing their hideous d3m0ñiç troll of a sister 'happy birthday' without mentioning the b!tch name because that's how much they *BOTH* f*çked up their reputations being a family of pr3d@t0ry, animal-abü$ing s3x offenders 🖕🐶🖕 #C0lbyTheDogf*çker 🚭 #ChampAF
Why they keep calling that fugly a$$ illegitimate "child" of ours by its g0dforsaken birth name 😑 This is LOOOOOOONG after the batsh!t crazy birth mom has passed away & after *MULTIPLE* social workers have told that family to stop with the naming nonsense 🫠 #ThatChild'sNameIsSirCrunchyBlackThe15th, b!tch 🖕🖕🖕🖕 #CornyC0r3yBürt0ñ of Hermitage, TN = 🤡💩 #Don'tMakeMeSueYour🍑ToLegallyChangeTheNameOfThat"Thing"OfAChild, h0e 😤
Why every time they post our hideous mutant d3m0n sp@wn "kids" in common, the kids--*AND* the funky a$$ so-called parents, fr fr--have the smoothed-over facial features & slack-jawed/window-licking expressions of somebody that's severely mentally r3t@rd3d 🥀 #FixItJ3$ü$ 🙏🏾✨
Who in their right mind is voting for this bad-bodied, horrifically-haired cigarette emoji for DC Council, chile 🤦🏾♀️ #Gr3gThe"🚬" #BammaBehavior #It'sNotEvenFromDC, y'all 😑 #TakeItBackToWestBumblef*ck,VA, country ahh b!tch 👨🏿🌾🖕🚭
How the *real* reason they don't show our fugly a$$ illegitimate "kids'" faces online isn't out of any sense of privacy or protection. It's because they've been *court-ordered* not to show them jonts because of the effed up way the kids came into existence #YeahYou 🫵 #AshyTrashy 🤮 #CoverBlown 🤡💩 #EffThemKids 🖕🖕🖕🖕
How they're allegedly able to work as some type of school administrator when they're 1. A known s3x offender; 2. A st@!k3r of famous men, despite identifying as a ✌️ h3t3r0s3xü@! male ✌️(🚬🙄); 3. A next-level p3rv3rt left to raise our hideous mutant d3m0n sp@wn of an illegitimate "child" conceived using my stolen DNA + that of the legendary rapper Crunchy Black ✊🏾🖤 (hence: That child's *REAL* name is #SirCrunchyBlackThe15th, ya heard 👂🏾) 🤔 #CornyC0r3yBürt0ñ of Hermitage, TN 🚭
Why the bots they talk to online all-day have started to buck back at their nonsense, posting full articles & clarifying follow-ups to the random, inane, oftentimes *WRONG* AF information they be tw33ting out into the universe 🥳 #YayTechnology #T@yl0rTrash🚮
Why they try to pass off the adult acne all over their hideous rat face as "freckles" (🙄) when it's clearly pockmarks/craters leftover from earlier outbreaks 🌋 #GiveUpTheGhost #TheCatf*çker 🚭
Why--no matter what they try to achieve after being exposed via Daddi's blog--they'll always be a bunch of animal-effing cigarette emojis, at the end of the day 🤷🏾♀️🚭 #TheCatf*çker #C0lbyTheDogf*çker a.k.a. #Mom'sBasement-DwellingSuper"🚬s"🖕🤮🖕
How their ain't 💩 enabling a$$ "moms" (🚬🙄) are the main reason that, despite their many & continued atrocities upon humanity, they're *STILL* somehow able to remain housed & unjailed 🫠 ...#OrAreThey??? #FixItJ3$ü$ 🙏🏾✨
How Daddi would sue them for defamation of character for spreading a false rumor that she "fell off" in some unspecified way, despite them forcing one of her fugly a$$ b@$t@rd illegitimate "kids" into existence. But she *KNOWS* they not good for it, being a 41-year-old party promoter & all 🥀 #DoBetterSourNd0ür
...Neither they *NOR* their cigarette emoji of a boyfriend (?)--some overgrown thumb-shaped ñ!99@ named "Kay"--is good for it, in fact, my babies 😬💸 #LoserBehavior
Maybe that's why they (along with several other perps mentioned on this blog) owe a certain someone or something a sum in the tens hundreds of thousands 🩸🧬🤑 ...#WompWomp for them 😂🎻
How, realistically speaking, they're *NEVER* going to be able to pay back the amount they owe Daddi in exchange for somehow continuing to exist all these years, forever causing all kinds of mayhem & mass destruction 👹🔥😓
What they propose be done instead to satisfy their massive debt towards Daddi...❓ 🤔 #RealQuestion
How Daddi can think of *more than a few* ways herself, but would like to hear their opinions 😌 #KindAF
Why they changed their profile picture to them as a *little* animal-abü$ing pr3d@t0r, like that's supposed to make people feel sorry for them or sum'n 🤦🏾♀️😑 #NotWorking #YouStillEffAnimals, ñ!99@, like??? #C0lbyTheDogf*çker 🚭
Why their front teeth look like someone kicked them jonts in & replaced them with two cheap a$$ Chiclets 😬 #It*DO*HaveAVeryKickableFace, though, #SoIGetIt 👟😵🤷🏾♀️ #Chr!st!ñeD0e!!iñgTheCrusty-LippedD0üçheb@g 🚭
Why the consensus among their *FORMER* "friend" (🙄) group in DC is that they smell like a bag of funky old socks... except the bag of socks is far more interesting & attractive than they could ever hope to be 😷 #Chr!st!ñeD0e!!iñgTheCrusty-LippedD0üçheb@g 🚭
Why a stumpy, bad-bodied, feral rodent-looking cigarette emoji from someplace called "Fluvanna, VA" (🌾👨🏿🌾) decided to up & run for city council of Washington, District of Columbia 🤔 B!tch, #MakeItMakeSense. #YouAreNotEvenFromHere, dawg... *AND* they're an effing r@p3 apologist (be sure to ask it about women's rights as it's campaigning... 🙄😒), so what are they *REALLY* doing⁉️ 🤦🏾♀️ #Gr3gThe"🚬" 🚭 #AVoteForGr3gTheCigaretteEmojiIsAVoteFor"🚬🌳" #Don'tDoIt 🙅🏾♀️🚭
How, by actively trying to jumpstart a political career, they're just making the job of thoroughly investigating the 💩 out of their sad, pathetic background *THAT* much easier 😌 #FBI #Gr3gThe"🚬" 🚭 #FinishHimIt 👊🏾💥
What affiliation they have with Y@!e University❓ #RealQuestion... As an Ivy League grad herself & a former intern at Y@!e, Daddi's wondering when *TF* they started admitting stupid, broke, stumpy AF cigarette emojis 🤨 Look, buying some type of certificate with the school's name on it is *NOT* the equivalent of earning a degree from said school, as they're trying to dupe people into believing by having the school's handle in their social media bio 😒😑 #fraud #Gr3gThe"🚬" 🚭 #AVoteForGr3gTheCigaretteEmojiIsAVoteFor"🚬🌳" #Don'tDoIt 🙅🏾♀️🚭
How their campaign slogan shouldn't be "Less Talk, More Action" (#lame 🙄👎), but "Less Talk, More Ex3çüti0ñ" ☠️ #Gr3gThe"🚬" 🚭
Why they have the sheer audacity to hit the political h0e stroll with that horrific hair; spaced-out, cheddar-colored teeth; & those tiny a$$ hands 😬⚠️ #CigaretteEmojiAlert 🚨 #Gr3gThe"🚬" 🚭
How every time someone spots one of its g0dforsaken campaign signs around town, they should immediately draw a "🍆" on that jont in solidarity ✊🏾😂 #AVoteForGr3gTheCigaretteEmojiIsAVoteFor"🚬🌳" #Don'tDoIt 🙅🏾♀️🚭
How in her waking, conscious life, Daddi would *NEVER* entertain their 🐶🍑s, much less actually date or smash them (& they know it) 🤮 #BFFR #AndThisIsWhyTheyHate #KeepMyNameOutYourMouths, h0es 🖕🖕🖕🖕
Why they insist on bringing their special brand of "🚬🌳" & nonsense to the Nation's Capital 🫠 #GOHOME 🏃💨 #WEDON'TWANTYOU 🚭
How being a gentrifier/colonizer of color (as well as a known-cigarette emoji & prolific broke-y 💸) might just be worse than being a regular a$$ gentrifier/colonizer--which is already pretty bad 🤡💩 #SourNd0ürAin'tFromTheCityEither, y'all. Got the nerve to be posted up in or around Anacostia (SE), DC--which I *KNOW* don't play about fraudulent wannabe Real Ones like #SourNd0ür. Yet, #ItStaysWantingToComeHereGettingOnTheVery*LAST*NervesOfNativeWashingtonians 😤 ...#WhileSimultaneouslyConstantlyPostingItsWhereaboutsOnline 📍😏💡 #RealQuestion: *TF* makes them think it's safe for them outchea??? #PleaseFixIt, somebody 🙏🏾✨🚭
Another #RealA$$Question I have for #SourNd0ür: Where is their (alleged) college degree? Oh, that's right: It was *revoked*--& possibly never issued in the first place--to the point they can't use the school's name publicly or affiliate themselves with said school in *ANY* way. This is after they essentially genetically s3xü@!!y a$$@ü!ted Daddi, using her stolen DNA to create some fugly b@$t@rd of a d3m0n sp@wn "child" 🥀 *THIS* is what can happen when long-term "🚬🌳" goes unchecked, my babies 🚭
Speaking of long-term "🚬🌳" going unchecked, how they literally ki!!ed someone with their car... does that come back "multiplied" too, h0e??? #StupidB!tch #NeverForget #mürd3rer #FuglyEx-"Beauty"Queen #J@sm!ñeJ0ñ3s of Upper Marlboro, MD a.k.a. #TheCatf*çker's older cousin & 'alleged' BM (who *TF* is procreating with that thing but its own close relatives⁉️ 😑) ...through using my stolen DNA, of course 🙄😒🧬
How--despite their many dastardly deeds--it's gonna be their baffling level of comfort outchea in these skreets that'll do them in... *NEVER* Daddi directly 😌 #iSleep*GREAT*AtNight #UnlikeSomeOfTheseH0es 😴
Why they'll sit up in B3y0ñçé's courtroom & say with their entire scrawny a$$ bird chests that they "Don't know" who Daddi is, when Daddi's all they ever wanted to be 🤔 #MakeItMakeSense #Dollars*AND*Sense, h0es 🖕🖕🖕🖕
How the new h0e names Daddi gives them are *WAYYYYY* better than whatever their original names used to be 😇 #YOU'REWELCOME
Why their pronouns aren't "he/him" but "it/they" 🏳️🌈 #StillAnAlly #NotToSome"🚬🌳," though 👎🚭👎
How each & every one of Daddi's perps that've used her stolen DNA to force a bunch of unwanted hideous mutant d3m0n sp@wn so-called "kids" into existence *COULD* be considered an aggravated r@p!$t ⚖️⚰️💀 Yes: #EvenTheFemales--*ESPECIALLY* the females‼️ 🖕😤🖕 #i*DON'T*SupportAllWomen 🙅🏾♀️ #SomeWomenAreVeryDumb 🤷🏾♀️ #LikeTheOnesThat*KNOW*TheyDon'tLikeDaddiYetForcedOneOrMoreOfHerDoomed-A$$"Kids"IntoExistence 🤦🏾♀️🚭
#RealQuestion here, folks: How long did these fools think they were gonna get away with all this??? And who (or what) do they think has kept their 🐶🍑s alive this long, ya dig...❓ #iWillBeYourFatherFigure ✝️ #Daddi!i$@*IS*KindAF 😉😇☠️
How the only reason they haven't been "😵" by now is because straight-up "💀" people *CAN'T EVER* pay Daddi back the huge sum she's owed 😒👎
Why they're so confident in their bullsh!t that they think nobody's gonna develop the vocabulary or means to communicate to an audience of *millions* just how maniacally--*UNSALVAGEABLY*--effed up they are 👹🔥 #Don'tSaveEm 🚭
How they have the audacity & wherewithal to keep posting to their janky a$$ social media accounts like they aren't being verbally dog-walked through these mean Internet streets via this very blog right here 🥶 At this point, they're just a bunch of (soon-to-be 🤞) d3@d (hu-)mans walking ⚖️⚰️💀 #GiveUpTheGhost #🔚Yourselves 🖕🖕🖕🖕
How Daddi *LOVESSSS* when they post their planned location, the time & date they'll be at said location, & especially when they include an address so she & her like-minded homegirls know exactly where *NOT* TF to be 📍☺️👍 #ThanksH0e
How the dam seems to be plugged with regards to some of these perps having the MF-ing nerve to give their çr0tçh-dropping a$$ loser "kids" their very own "Lisa-inspired" names & initials 😒 But for the ones who have *YET* to fall in line (i.e., #CornyC0r3yBürt0ñ of Hermitage, TN 🖕), this type of behavior could *very well* be considered a form of biological w@rf@re *AS WELL AS* aggravated s3xü@! a$$@ü!t 🥀 #DomesticT3rr0ri$t(s) ⚠️🚨
How these are the type of offenses that people receive #CapitalPunishment for, kids ⚖️⛓️⚰️
How--as my Real Ones already know from reading this page 😊--Daddi's *been* doling out literal d3@th sentences to them for some time now. It's about to be 🆙 & stuck, my babies... ⌛️ #StayTuned 👀
How calling someone a "🚬" is less about their stank a$$ s3xü@!ity (🤢) & more about their sustained pattern of behavior towards Black women & girl children *SPECIFICALLY* 🚭 #TheMoreYouKnow 🌈
Why they think their wide-nosed pregnant moose-looking 🍑 is exempt from being aired TF out on this blog 🤔 #J3ññif3rH@ml3tt-McCr!m0ñ(-al) a.k.a. #YetAnotherDumb🍑🐶ThatForcedItselfIntoBeingOneOfDaddi'sUmpteenBabyMuvas a.k.a. #aPregnantAggravatedR@p!$t&R@p3Apologist, wow 😵💫🧬🥀 P.S. Our "kid" & that hubby of yours are effing hideous 👹🔥
How Daddi extends warm welcomes to her international readers 🥳 In the past month, she's had visitors from the U.S., China, Germany, Luxembourg, the Netherlands, Sweden, & Russia‼️ 🌎 #WeInternational, my babies ✌️😎☮️
How the requests Daddi's making of them are really quite simple: 1. Stay *TF* out of her city & the immediate surrounding areas ❌; 2. Stay *TF* off of her last nerve (she only got but so many) 😓🤷🏾♀️
"How can we go about doing that, Dad?" they might ask. Well, kids: They can start by 🔚-ing themselves & those g0dforsaken "children" they forced into existence. Now, that doesn't necessarily mean a 'physical' end (which is inevitable ☠️): They can *END* thoughts of ever visiting or moving to the Nation's Capital & Greater Metropolitan Area. They can *END* posting content featuring those doomed a$$ so-called "kids," showing them off like they're some prized possession when the birth parents' egregious actions have both their *AND* the "kids'" lives/livelihoods on the line 👹🔥 #That'sReal 📠
Lastly, they can *END* up in a "⚰️," metaphorical or otherwise, steady Milly Rocking on Daddi's last nerve 😤 #KeepPlaying, perps 🖕🖕🖕🖕
How, #RealTalk, they're just too problematic & straight-up ⚠️ *DANGEROUS* ⚠️ to be amongst society/the living any longer 👻
How Daddi hopes Somebody does something about it real soon‼️ 🙏🏾✨
Why they had the MF-ing audacity to birth two of Daddi's hideous mutant d3m0n sp@wn "kids"--one of whom looks remarkably like a special needs version of Dr@ke the entertainer 🥀--when their so-called sister s3xü@!!y a$$@ü!ted Daddi on-the-job at the place all three of them once worked at 🤔 Steady posting inspirational sh!t to their janky a$$ social media account without a damn care in the world... 🤦🏾♀️ #Let'sFixThat 🙏🏾✨ #Sh@r!f@K.V!ñs0ñTheAggravatedR@p!$t 🖕
Ain't that something: A s3xü@!!y @bü$!ve sister duo with a "thing" for getting on Daddi's *very last* nerve 😑 #SIGH #They're*NOT*Alone 🙄😮💨
How *ACTUAL* human beings are called 'women.' These sub-human beasts with vajayjays are straight-up 'females' 👹🔥 #MoveAccordingly
How--just like Daddi has a metaphorical 🍆--they are *LITERAL* 🐈s, PMS-ing all over the damn place 😵💫 Also, how their negative energies are #ThrowingOffDaddi's'(p)i$$edThe(H)3llOff'Balance real bad 🤬
Why they're so comfortable outside of the confines of a prison or psychiatric holding cell knowing full-well what they did--not only to Daddi, but *countless* other folks over the course of their entirely-too-long-at-this-point lifetimes 🤯 #yikes
How them taking a picture with the rapper N@$ don't mean a *DAMN* thing, when N@$ is a known Real One--& extended family member 👀🩸🧬--while they're only known for being an ashy, trashy AF culture vulture 🤡💩 #ThanksInAdvanceCuz ☺️👍
Why they have the MF-ing nerve to be outchea effing literal animals while having the last name 'F@rm3r' 🤔 #TheCatf*çker of Upper Marlboro, MD 🚭
Why they have the MF-ing nerve to be outchea smearing peanut butter all over their jüñk to have some pitbull !içk it off when their last name is 'R33çë' 🤮 #C0lbyTheDogf*çker of Atlanta, GA 🚭
Why these types of out-of-pocket offenses are why *NOBODY* claims to know who TF they are... including their *real* dads 😭🥀 #LMAO
What is the point of keeping these scum of the Earth d0üçh3b@gs around??? #RealQuestion
How does one "😵" something that was never really alive (in any true sense) in the first place 🤔 #ThingsDaddiThinksAbout 💭
How--in *NOT* b3@ting the living daylights out of them--Daddi's actually being the most loving 💜 & the most kind ☺️ #iLoveToHateEmTho ❤️🔥
How "😵"-ing people with kindness is, apparently, a Real Thing 😅 #ha #GoFigure
Why--for a self-proclaimed D3m0cr@t (🙄)--they give off *BIG* (b)lack R3püb!ic@ñ energy 🤨 #Don'tTrustIt 🙅🏾♀️ #Gr3gThe"🚬" 🚭 #AVoteForGr3gTheCigaretteEmojiIsAVoteFor"🚬🌳" #It'sNotEvenFromHere, y'all 🚭🚭🚭
Why they fell out of favor so bad with their dating preference--that is: Any & all famous (🙄) Black dudes--such that they had to resort to marrying some foot-faced YT European... man (#iFullyThoughtTheyWere"🌈" 😬) who seemingly has *no clue* just how bad of an African-American culture vulture-type b!tch he has on his hands 🥀 NEWSFLASH: #TheyClowningYouInTheseStreetz, dawg, #ForYourChoiceOfAshyTrashySpouse 🦊 = 🤡 Fact is: #NoBlackGuyOfAnyValueWantsToWifeThat... not really 🤢👎💔
How ashamed they should be of themselves, still hanging off the 🥜-s@çks of famous Black dudes while pushing *50 YEARS OF AGE* 🤦🏾♀️ #H0eSitDown #AshyTrashy #🔚Yourself 🖕
How Daddi would give them *two* middle fingers instead of just one... but they're not worth the extra effort it takes to lift the other finger 🥱🖕
How that's the same logic behind why Daddi censors herself around them: They're not worth wasting precious cuss words on, either 😇 #YouH0esNotGetting*MY*Bl00dPressure🆙 ❌
Why they insist on taking proof-of-life-type extreme close-up video & picture shots of our fugly a$$ shared "child," like that thing doesn't have its hideous birth father's face on an effed-up little girl's body 😱 #SirCrunchyBlackThe15th & #CornyC0r3yBürt0ñ, both of Hermitage, TN 🚭
How they don't *HAVE* to like Daddi--#NeverForget, kids, an eff is something Daddi never gave 🙅🏾♀️🚫 ...But they will #Respect the 💩 out of her ☺️ #BeHumble #SitDown 🖕🖕🖕🖕
Why their unmedicated schizophrenic a$$ needs to be tranquilized like a wild bear every time they're admitted to the emergency room--they're *THAT* morbidly obese & out of control 🐻💉 #J03lP@yne"Jr." (...Oh G0d, there's another one⁉️ 😑) a.k.a. #DirtyManB00bs 🚭
How they're so arrogant & delusional that they completely fail to acknowledge the very large chesticles protruding from their sternum. Since it fails to recognize the man b00bs even exist, you know it for *DAMN* sure ain't washing them jonts properly 🤢 That, plus the fact that they're a filthy pr3d@t0ry s3x offender, earns them the new h0e name of #DirtyManB00bs 🚭
How elated Daddi is that they were permanently & irreversibly sterilized by somebody's federal court a long a$$ time ago, due to their proclivity for s3xü@!!y @bü$ing underage girl children 🍆❌🔪🥒 *Nobody in their right mind* claims this monstrosity of a so-called "person" (🙄), so they *IT* resorts to @$$@ü!ting (typically Black ✅) women, children, & yes--even animals to get its rocks off. Somebody, #PleaseFixIt 🙏🏾✨ #DirtyManB00bs 🚭
Why they insist upon forcing their presence on the denizens of the DMV Area when they're not even originally from here & have *ZERO* ties to the area... 🤔 Go *TF* home, wherever that is for you‼️ 🤬 (HINT: It ain't Washington, District of Columbia--or the immediate surrounding areas, #lawdamussy 🤦🏾♀️)
How Daddi's million+ readership *ALONE* is greater than the population of her hometown... surely *SOMEONE* can ensure this cigarette emoji a$$ ninja continues losing on its political h0e stroll 🤸🏾♀️🤢🏳️ #GiveUpAlready #Gr3gThe"🚬" 🚭 #AVoteForGr3gTheCigaretteEmojiIsAVoteFor"🚬🌳" 👎👎👎👎
Why their unmedicated *bipolar* a$$ needs to be êüth@ñized just like the dogs it loves to 🦴 🤮 #C0lbyTheDogf*çker of Atlanta, GA 🚭
Come to think of it, why they admittedly think their proclivity for 🦴-ing animals is a symptom of their wildly untreated severe mental illness 🤕💊 B!tch, make it make sense: #Wouldn'tThatMakeThem*MORE*InclinedToTakeTheirMuch-NeededMeds??? #AskIt, somebody‼️ C0lbyTheDogf*çker of Atlanta, GA 🚭
How Daddi has essentially altered their ~entire sense of time~ by dividing their pitiful lives into Before Exposure by Daddi (or B.E.) & *AFTER* Exposure by Daddi (or A.E.) 😌⌛#WelcomeToTheAfterlife 👻
How, in that sense, Daddi's the end *AND* the beginning to these cigarette emojis ♾️ ...The end of their old life as some random "🚬" outchea effing ish all the way 🆙 ...And the beginning of their new 'life' (if you can call it that) as an *exposed pr3d@t0ry s3x offender* & *d3@d sub-human walking* 💀🥀 #psychopomp
How they lack positive influences in their pitiful a$$ "lives" thus *FORCING* Daddi to son them. Nobody else on the planet wants to claim these fools... #iWILL 😤 (Under certain terms & conditions of course 👍)
How Daddi !i$@ is, high-key, every RN's dream: A phat 🍑 B!üñt 😉
Why they have the audacity to promote an endorsement from the lame a$$ "social organization" (🙄) they *used to* run with co-founder J@s0n K3ll3y, where Daddi was initially a$$@ü!ted by them & their frat bros 🌊 🤙🏾 *THIS* is what Daddi means when she says to ask this fool about women's rights as it's campaigning its h0e a$$ around town 😒👎 #Gr3gThe"🚬" 🚭 #AVoteForGr3gTheCigaretteEmojiIsAVoteFor"🚬🌳" #It'sNotEvenFromHere, y'all 🚭🚭🚭
Why it's like they eat Dummy-O's with Basic B!tch milk for breakfast 🥱🖕
How they're a foreigner/gentrifier/colonizer of color from out of town meddling in our local politics 😤 #H0eWhyIsYouHere⁉️ #Gr3gThe"🚬" 🚭 #AVoteForGr3gTheCigaretteEmojiIsAVoteFor"🚬🌳" #Don'tDoIt 🙅🏾♀️🚭
What exactly they think posting content of themselves "working out" (🙄) in a gym is supposed to do about the obvious fact that they skipped body month 😒 #Gr3gTheStupidBrokeBad-Bodied"🚬" 🚭 #AVoteForGr3gTheCigaretteEmojiIsAVoteFor"🚬🌳" #Don'tDoIt 🙅🏾♀️🚭
Why they continue to associate themselves with an institution that 1. Wants nothing to do with them & 2. Literally revoked their degree for being a pr3d@t0ry s3x offender 🤔 #DirtyManB00bs 🚭
Why they have to be in some type of protective custody--*THAT'S* how many people want them "😵" #TheCatf*çker of Upper Marlboro, MD 🚭
How one can tell from the extreme close-up, old man-type selfies they take that they eat & drink their feelings 🐷🍽️ 🍻 #porky #thicc #Who*REALLY*FellOff, b!tch??? #RealQuestion 🤔 #SourNd0ür 🚭
How someone really needs to "💀" any & all career prospects for these 🚬s. They're all running on borrowed time at this point 🙄⌛⚰️ #Time'sUp #D3@dSub-HumansWalking
How they really need to stop showing our hideous mutant d3m0n sp@wn "child" on the Internet--*ESPECIALLY* if they're not going to wipe the white crust from around the kid's mouth 🤮 #yuck #MaybeWeShouldStartCallingIt"TyroneBiggums"Instead #CornyC0r3yBürt0ñ of Hermitage, TN 🚭
Why they have the audacity to celebrate Mother's Day without acknowledging the stolen genetic contribution of their baby's Daddi, *ME* 😤 #unethical #MorallyCorrupt #ThisIsWhyThey'reOnD3@thR0w ⛓️⚰️
How, if Daddi had to label her blog as a genre of literature, it would be *creative science non-fiction* 😁 🚀📚 #ReadingIsFundamental
Why they're 40+ years old but their Big Homie is 19 👴🏿😑🤦🏾♀️ #MakeItMakeSense
Who *TF* is outchea still befriending them after being exposed for the animal-effing losers they *really* are via Daddi's blog 🤔 #BringBackShame
Why they're running for city council with "affordability" as one of the issues they're tackling. Who *TF* are they tryna make the city more affordable for besides bad-bodied, horrifically-haired, gentrifying a$$ cigarette emojis like themselves??? 😤 #Gr3gThe"🚬" 🚭 #AVoteForGr3gTheCigaretteEmojiIsAVoteFor"🚬🌳" #Don'tDoIt 🙅🏾♀️🚭
Why they had the audacity to ask Daddi if she "really wanted that second piece of cake" when they're chronically underweight for an alleged full-grown man (🙄🚬) & trying to lay next to them is--Daddi imagines--like snuggling up to a scrawny, bony a$$ bird cage 😷 #KeepIt #I'mGood 🙅🏾♀️ #TheCatf*çker of Upper Marlboro, MD 🚭
Why the vast majority of them have entered their fourth decade of existence as 1. Exposed s3x offenders, 2. Who're on d3@th r0w, 3. Whose true "💀s" are imminent ⚖️⛓️⚰️⌛ #oop
How their lil brand endorsements are drying up now that those fugly a$$, delayed as h3ll hideous mutant d3m0n sp@wn "kids" are growing up 😂🥀🖕 #haha #J@y!@Br3n@e + fam = 🖕🤡🖕
What is the *actual* point in publicly claiming to have graduated from an Ivy League school when they're "working" (🙄) as a 41-year-old party promoter, gentrifying a$$ "🚬," & exposed s3x offender 🤔 #SourNd0ürTheAggravatedR@p!$t 🤮 #PleaseMakeItMakeSense 😑 #It'sNotEvenFromHere, y'all 🚭
How sad & pathetic they are for desperately trying to associate themselves with people & institutions that want *absolutely nothing* to do with them, now that they've been exposed via Daddi's blog--with million+ readership‼️--for being next-level pr3d@t0ry s3x offenders 😬 #cringe #GiveUpTheGhost #WhoFellOff*NOW*, b!tch⁉️ 🖕😤🖕 #SourNd0ür 🚭 #DirtyManB00bs 🚭 #ThemDegreesGot*REVOKED* 🤣
How funny it is watching them struggle through The Afterlife (of being exposed as next-level pr3d@t0ry s3x offenders) 😁 #DaddiDidThat
Why our fugly a$$ illegitimate hideous mutant d3m0n sp@wn "daughter" together looks just like its bloated potato-faced C-U-N-✝️ of a birth mom 🫠 #Sh@r!f@K.V!ñs0ñTheAggravatedR@p!$t 🖕
Why they keep posting inspirational sh!t to their timelines knowing damn well they're full-blown d3m0ns 👹🔥 #sigh
How--in their own effed up, cigarette emoji way--they really wanna be *JUST* like Daddi: Attending the same schools she did, living in the same part of the country as she does, & even forcing themselves into procreating with her, knowing *DAMN* well she'd never even look their way otherwise 🤷🏾♀️🥀 #D3@thR0wShawties
How much Daddi *LOVES* when they freely post to their social media accounts, especially when they post those fugly a$$ selfies with identifying details in the background to make it easier for the Feds to ID them 🧐 #DrySnitches 🚭
Why they have the sheer audacity to not only run for city council, but *ALSO* claim being a victim of "vi0!3ñt trauma" (🙄) when they're a *known s3x offender* & *aggravated r@p!$t* of Daddi & who knows how many other women & girls 😑 ***DC residents: #Gr3g0ryN3@lJ@cks0n,Jr. is a whole fraud & imposter, yung. Don't fall for it 🙅🏾♀️🚭
Why the general consensus among Daddi's supporters is that the above-mentioned "🚬" looks wayyy too stumpy & sleazy to be any kind of DC Area politician 😭 #GiveUpTheGhost #AVoteForGr3gTheCigaretteEmojiIsAVoteFor"🚬🌳" #Don'tDoIt 🙅🏾♀️🚭
How they don't have the presence, stature, look, funds, etc. of any *REAL* politician, being some country a$$ bamma from West Bumblef*çk, V-I-R-G-I-N-I-A 🖕👹🖕 #Gr3gThe"🚬" 🚭 #AVoteForGr3gTheCigaretteEmojiIsAVoteFor"🚬🌳" #Don'tDoIt 🙅🏾♀️🚭
Why--just like #Gr3gThe"🚬"--they're outchea falsely claiming affiliation with institutions & organizations that want nothing to do with their broke "🚬" a$$es 🤨 How you fall off so hard that your own alma mater don't want anything to do with you⁉️ #SourNd0ür a.k.a. #L@m!ñeTheBroke-As-A-Joke"🚬" 🙅🏾♀️🚭
Why they continuously post content that is totally out of their wheelhouse as a certified Dumb A$$ B!tch™, including a recent post supporting 'reproductive choice' 🤬 Look, h0e: Daddi herself *didn't have a choice* in procreating with *YOUR* 🐶🍑 having misused her stolen DNA to create two (2) fugly a$$, delayed as h3ll "kids"... why must these perps dance on Daddi's very last nerve, y'all⁉️ 😤 #BehaviorsLikeThisAreWhyThey'reOnD3@thR0w ⌛ #Sh@r!f@K.V!ñs0ñTheAggravatedR@p!$t ⛓️⚰️
How much endless thanks Daddi extends to those who contribute to her Cash App and/or Venmo!!! This blog you're reading runs on loving to hate h0es & fumes, so Daddi *REALLY* appreciates y'all 😅🙏🏾
Why they insist on keeping up the exhausting AF façade that they're a 'normal h3t3r0s3xü@! male' (🙄🚬) when literally all evidence points to the contrary 🤔🌈 #LiveInYourTruth, h0e 🤡💩 Better yet, #SpellTheWord'Truth', b!tch. Since you're *allegedly* (👀❓) a college grad 😐 #SourNd0ür #L@m!ñeThe"🚬" 🚭
How Daddi's finally solved the mystery behind why they keep posting such archaic content of themselves from, like, 15+ years ago: That's the last time they were even *REMOTELY* relevant & poppin' & before every famous Black dude on the planet clocked their culture vulturism & disgusting displays of appropriation 🤮 #AshyTrashy 🚭 #SitDown, elderly wh0re 🖕🤡🖕
Why their hideous mutant d3m0n sp@wn "kids" are the kind of ugly that will *never* be outgrown 🥀 #StopPostingTheirFugMugsLikeTheSocialWorkersToldY'all, h0es... the "child" (🙄) in question looks just like a damn sea turtle 🐢 #CornyC0r3yBürt0ñ 🚭 & #SirCrunchyBlackThe15th of Hermitage, TN
Why so many free-thinking members of society have misplaced empathy for (some of) the literal r@p!$ts & serial ki!!3rs I air out here on my blog 😳😬🤯 Don't feel sorry for these s!üts... they did all this to themselves 🤷🏾♀️ #ThoughtsOfAPsychopomp
Why they're outchea stuck with some broke man's fugly illegitimately conceived babies while Daddi's over here living her best FIRE life 🧬😎🏝️
Why they're already endorsing other candidates on their ballot *BESIDES* themselves, because that's how badly they're predicted to lose this upcoming election for city council 🤭 #Tee-Hee #Gr3gThe"🚬" 🚭 #AVoteForGr3gTheCigaretteEmojiIsAVoteFor"🚬🌳" #Don'tDoIt 🙅🏾♀️🚭
How tragic it is that their newborn son has a cigarette emoji a$$, h0b0s3xü@! AF so-called "father" (🙄🚬) to raise it in this lifetime 😑🥀 #Ch!pTheH0b0s3xü@! 🚭
Speaking of which: Who *TF* is outchea letting these corny, broke a$$ ninjas impregnate them... proudly⁉️ 🤡💩 #LameByAssociation #I'mLookingAt*YOU*SidewaysToo, b!tch 👀⚠️
Why they're a feline-effing cigarette emoji named 'F@rm3r' 🤦🏾♀️🚭 #alliteration
Why they're a canine-copulating 🐓-süçk3r named 'C0!by' 🙄🚭 #FunWithWords
Why they're a pathetic political pr!çk named 'Gr3g0ry N3@! J@çks0ñ, Jr.' 🤮🚭 #AVoteForGr3gTheCigaretteEmojiIsAVoteFor"🚬🌳" ❌
Why they're rumored to be financed by a shadow organization that supports the Republican agenda... despite running as a Democrat 👀⚠️ #fraud #untrustworthy #Gr3gThe"🚬" 🚭 #AVoteForGr3gTheCigaretteEmojiIsAVoteFor"🚬🌳" #Don'tDoIt 🙅🏾♀️🚭
Why they insist on posting motivational content like "Be an active participant in making the world a better place" when they're a whole aggravated r@p!$t of Daddi, having birthed two (2) of her hideous mutant d3m0n sp@wn "kids" 🧬😒👎 #DoBetterBeBetter #Sh@r!f@K.V!ñs0ñTheAggravatedR@p!$t 🖕🚭
Why, from the sound of things, it seems that they literally tried to 📴 themselves... per Daddi's *very strong* suggestion 😂 Too bad they couldn't even get *that* right 🤷🏾♀️ #C0lbyTheDogf*çker 🚭 #TryAgain, you dog-effing loser 🐶🖕
Speaking of #C0lbyTheDogf*çker 🚭, why it keeps posting that fugly a$$ illegitimate "child" of ours, looking every bit as mentally delayed as it wants to 😵💫 Addressing all perps, here: Y'all need to *really* keep these hideous mutant d3m0n sp@wn "kids" of ours off the f*çking Internet, mayne. Not only are the *unwanted* "kids" ugly AF, their perp a$$ "parents" (🙄🚭) are hyping the 💩 out of the initial @$$@ü!t on Daddi by continuously posting the "kids" hideous fug-mugs for all to see 🪞👹 #ThisIsWhyThey'reOnD3@thR0w ⛓️⚰️💀 #AndAlsoConsideredSomeAggravatedR@p!$ts 🖕🤡🖕
How #PublicSafety is *NOT* electing a known "🚬" & aggravated r@p!$t like #Gr3g0ryN3@!J@çks0ñ to city council. DC as a whole deserves sooooo much better than #Gr3gThe"🚬" 🚭 as a so-called city councilmember 🤦🏾♀️ #AVoteForGr3gTheCigaretteEmojiIsAVoteFor"🚬🌳" #ElectionsAreJune16th, y'all. #Don'tDoIt 🙅🏾♀️🚭
Why they keep tryna pass off their lavender marriage as a legit "thing" 🙄 Nobody on the planet wants to be associated with--much less actually married to 👀--a pair of hard-faced, on-the-downlow mega "🚬s" like #T@yl0rTrash🚮 + hubby 🤮🚭 #BFFR
How badly they're projected to lose June 16th's city council election, with their name being d3@d last on the ballot (#TeeHee 🤭); them weirdly teaming up with their opponents on said ballot to, I guess, show solidarity??? (#cornballs 🙄); *AND* them being a short, stumpy, bad-bodied "🚬" with the audacity to run for city council in a city they're *NOT* from & that *DON'T* claim them 😤 Always remember, kids: #AVoteForGr3gTheCigaretteEmojiIsAVoteFor"🚬🌳" #Don'tDoIt 🙅🏾♀️🚭
What a glorious day it is now that #Gr3g0ryN3@!J@çks0ñ has *OFFICIALLY* lost its run for city council 🥳🎉 Thanks to my longtime readers & supporters for the collective effort to keep this "🚬" out of the Washington, DC political game!!! 😁👍
Why footage exists of them having multiple seizures (from impact) on the college football field they used to half-a$$ed "play" on 😬🏈💥 #yikes #CTE #St3v3ñEk3çhükü
How Daddi can see from her site metrics that they be visiting her blog while on vacation #LOL 😆 I'm *THAT* entertaining to you, huh, #T@yl0rTrash🚮⁉️ 🖕🤡🖕
According to these same metrics, why the sudden spike in interest surrounding the thing that puts the C-U-N-✝️ in 'country' a.k.a. R0b!n "Karen" Sm!th C@pp3tt0 🤔 Has the b!tch finally "😵"⁉️ #WeCanOnlyHope🤞
How, now that Daddi thinks of it, "Karen" recently got a new boss... hopefully his team is researching TF out that b!tch for being a serious, racist a$$ liability to any organization that unfortunately decides to hire it 🤨 See this post & this post for further racist a$$ "Karen" antics, y'all 🙄 #FireItDon'tHireIt 🔥
Why these h0es aren't just "💀" to me, but are *LITERALLY* "😵"-ing off 😌 #ThePowerOfReading 📚
How--without having anything whatsoever to do with their ultimate demise--#DaddiDidThat in exposing their 🐶🍑's #yay 😅👍
How Daddi notices a common thread between those perps of hers that a$$@u!ted her as a minor versus those that "just" did so in adulthood: Them MF's "😵"-ing IRL now, not just "💀" to me (metaphorically speaking) 😅⚖️ #whew #CapitalPunishment ⛓️⚰️
How funny it is (#NOT) that their mid-life crisis has seemingly *obliterated* their sense of humor 😒🥀
How quickly they seem to forget that Daddi !i$@'s involuntary genetic contribution is the *whole reason* their lil families even exist 🧐
How--#NEVERFORGET--even those baby's parents of hers that Daddi füx with (or used to 😒) on an interpersonal basis *could* be considered some aggravated r@p!$ts... in the eyes of the law 🤨⛓️⚖️ #Don'tBiteTheHandThatFeedsYou
How their racist a$$ literally t3rr0rized Daddi off a former work project--leaving Daddi totally & permanently disabled in the process--yet in present day, they have the sheer audacity to try & file multiple peace orders against a bish, over the span of several years, for "allegedly" h@r@$$ing *THEM* by airing 'em smoove TF out via her blog 😵💫 #MakeItMakeSense
How, the more they keep trying to file peace orders against a bish, the guiltier *THEY* look--elevating this ish to the Feds *themselves* only airs them out further, on Daddi's behalf 😌 #DrySnitches #DoingDaddi'sWorkForHer #ThanksH0es 🖕
How watching their lives/livelihoods crumble around them is the whole point of being on d3@th row, so they can stop with the frantically & fraudulently-filed "peace orders," knowing damn well *they're* the cause of the chaos 😒 Thankfully, the courts see through the BS 🙏🏾✨ #R0b!n"Karen"Sm!thC@pp3tt0 🖕🤡🖕 #Chr!st!ñe"Dipsh!t"D0e!!iñg 🚭 #iWouldListMorePerpsButThey'reLiterally"💀"-ingOff #LOL 😂
Why they're so busy trying to file peace orders against Daddi, when Daddi could very well file a protective order against *THEM* for aggravated s3xü@! a$$@ü!t + abü$ing her stolen DNA to the point of creating whole new unwanted lives with the ish 😤❌ #TreadLightly
Why Daddi !i$@ is the unofficial third-party in their effed-up marriage/relationship 🙄😑 #LeaveMeOutOfIt 🙅🏾♀️🚫
Why--if they felt some type of negative way towards Daddi--would they go & force *multiple* illegitimate "kids" of hers into existence without Daddi's knowledge or consent 🤔 #RealA$$Question
How, if J3$ü$ Chr!$t himself materialized right before our eyes, they *KNOW* they wouldn't come to Him with the same BS they tryna serve up to *ME* 😤 So the following statement is less of a "thr3@t" (#reaching 🙄) & more of a strongly-suggested challenge:
#TryJ3$ü$NotMe 🙅🏾♀️
How Daddi !i$@'s literally being #KindAF in *just* airing them smoove TF out via her blog--then wishing them 'happy birthday' on top of *THAT* 😇 #UngratefulHeathens
How yet *another* miracle can be attributed to Daddi in that she somehow *HASN'T* 🔚-ed these MFs with her bare hands ☺️ #That'sGrowth 🤏🏾✨
How, on the flip side, perhaps Daddi *IS* ending these MFs... with her bare typing hands 👩🏾💻 #CommunicationSkillz
How, even on (H)0z3mp!c, they're still a slovenly pig of a so-called "person" 🙄🐷🤮 #Chr!st!ñe"Dipsh!t"D0e!!iñg 🚭
Whether they're *ACTUALLY* married to someone or just had a ceremony to make it *APPEAR* as if they married someone 🤔 Public record states they're single as a dingleberry...? #ExplainIt
Just how quickly they can lose custody of them illegitimate a$$ hideous mutant d3m0n sp@wn "kids" of ours effing with Daddi the wrong way 👿
Why they dedicated mad time & energy to keeping Daddi out of work, dragging her pristine name through the mud 😒 #SmearCampaign
How, now that she's *officially* been declared disabled, Daddi technically never has to work again 😅🔥🏝️ #FIRElifestyle
What's that, you say? Everything Daddi's written about them on her blog is coming true IRL...??? 😂 #LMFAO #SüxForThem 🖕
Why the absolute *eff* they think Daddi wants their broke a$$ "man" 😒👎🚭 ...Why do *THEY* want him???
How & why they went from attending an Ivy League school like Brown University to attending a series of state schools/no-name, for-profit type schools 🤔 #YOU #ARE #HUSTLING #BACKWARDS
TF they expect to be done when they come to law enforcement officials with a printout of their dedicated Bee Day post, claiming they're being "h@r@$$ed" & that their trashy a$$ so-called marriage is on the rocks 😭🎻🥀 #OhWell #ItWasAlreadyWrittenBlogged
Why, if they wanted to be remembered fondly, they should've acted better 🤷🏾♀️ #FREEGAME
Why they audaciously have "Writer | Director" in their social media bio, when they're known for repeatedly drügging & r@p!ñg women, children, & animals--capturing the footage on video for private viewing at a later time 👀⚠️ #TheCatf*çker of Upper Marlboro, MD 🚭
Why this one & its weirdly-named sister (with a name like "Jacques," are they really a tr@ns man? #RealQuestion) apparently think they can't be sued for everything they a$$es *GOT* for continuing to refer to our hideous mutant d3m0n sp@wn "child" together by its g0dforsaken birth name, given to it by its vindictive, d3@d-as-a-doornail birth mother "Kiki" 😤 Keep effing around & that so-called child is gonna belong to the Feds, too (if it doesn't already) 🫡 #CornyC0r3yBürt0ñ #JacquesTheJerkBürt0ñ ...or #Sh!ttySh0nn!@Bürt0ñ and can't forget #SirCrunchyBlackThe15th, all of Hermitage, TN 🔥
How, in filing these frivolous peace orders, all they're doing is trying to hold Daddi accountable for telling the truth 🤔 #That'sNotTheWayAnyOfThisWorks 😒 #I'llBeeDat, tho 😎✌️🐝
Who *TF* is watching our hideous mutant d3mon sp@wn "child" together while they continuously st@!k my very close male relatives around the country 🤨 #obsessed #CornyC0r3yBürt0ñ of Hermitage, TN 🚭
Why they claim to be a "normal h3t3r0s3xü@! male" (🙄🚬) when they are literally st@!king a bunch of famous Black dudes cross-country--to the point of obtaining the stolen DNA of one of 'em to create a whole new, incredibly f*çked-up so-called "life" 🥶⚠️ #CornyC0r3yBürt0ñ & #SirCrunchyBlackThe15th of Hermitage, TN 🚭 #NEWSFLASH, h0e: They don't want you ❌
How much of a beast Daddi is at this online selling thing 🤑 Check out her closet here 👗✨
How it has to be a form of child @bü$e to *NOT* get their hideous mutant d3m0n sp@wn "child" of ours the speech therapy it so desperately needs... literal toddlers articulate better than this 😕 #This"Child"Is*Nine*MF-ingYearsOld 😳 #J@y!@Br3n@e 🤡💩
Why they stay visiting D!$n3y theme parks... I'm talking *multiple* times a year. Must be because the entire family's on d3@th r0w 🤷🏾♀️⌛ #TheH3ñrys&Wi!!i@ms0ñs
How badly they need to meet a painful & untimely 🔚‼️--if they haven't already 🙏🏾✨ #St3v3ñD@v!dEk3çhükü a.k.a. #CTEshawty 🤕🏈 a.k.a. A literal biological w3@p0n of mass destruction 💣💥
How, whatever happens to these doomed a$$ "children," it'll be *EXCLUSIVELY* their birth parents' fault 🤷🏾♀️ #DaddiDon'tWant*Or*Claim'Em 🙅🏾♀️🚫
How much the following excerpt from one of their (failed) peace order petitions makes Daddi cackle with glee:
"[!i$@ bee™] contacted my work stating I am a racist & s3x pr3d@t0r & s3x tr@ff!çker..." 😂 #TRUTH #R0b!n"Karen"Sm!thC@pp3tt0 🖕🤡🖕
Why their so-called husband looks more feminine than they could ever hope to be, as a certified iñt3rs3x (a.k.a. 'h3rm@phr0d!te') person--as confirmed by our *shared* grandmother, Filipino Grandma 🧬🤔 #L!ñds@yO'N3i!Di0kñ0
What TF happened to #St@çy"PossiblyRelatedToJohnWilkes"B00th, the morbidly obese racist C-U-N-✝️ who was quick to claim Latino heritage--despite otherwise presenting as a complete, exclusively-YT person (🙄😒) & openly admitting on several work occasions that it couldn't even make a dish as simple as tacos... despite obviously loving to eat them, en masse 😐🌮 #NEVERFORGET: Daddi's also Afro-Latina, kids, two (2) times over 🧬🩸🤦🏾♀️
Why all pictures of them appear to have been scrubbed from the Internet 👀 #ProofOfD3@th❓😵⚰️ #Cl@üd!ñeK@ñküP@gê
How the people at-large *NEED* to be aware of the perps I air out here on my blog--that's how much of a public safety risk they are. In that sense, Daddi !i$@'s really outchea doing the L0rd's work, chile 😓😮💨 #Can'tStopWon'tStop, tho 😎✨
How Daddi's chronic gut condition *might* just qualify as an act of stigmata 😇🙏🏾 #GoodFriday #ThePathToSainthood
How words like "psychopomp," "spirit guide," "Angel of D3@th," etc. are *ALSO* terms that can be used to refer to Daddi 😌💡
How some of these MFs I be airing out here on my blog are legit ki!!3rs already (1, 2, 3) 😵💫 #InvestigateIt‼️ #VehicularH0m!c!de #Sü!c!de #FertilityFraud
Why, however they finally perish, it'll be of natural causes: D3@th by bee sting 💀🐝
Why you, my Real Ones, shouldn't feel sorry for their 🐶🍑s, either: Every. Last. One. Of. Them did this to themselves 🤷🏾♀️⚖️ #PoeticJustice
How in the absolute *eff* this crusty-lipped d3m0n & known child r@pë apologist is working for the very same company/social media platform Daddi was @bü$ed through as a minor 🤔 #Chr!st!ñe"Dipsh!t"D0e!!iñg 🚭 Mark Zuckerberg: #FixIt‼️
Why their social media bio says "I’m moving in slow motion" when they aren't moving at all, they're "💀" 🤔 #confounding
Why *OF COURSE* their 🚬🍑 is on the Internet getting into heated debates with random women over rap beefs involving the entertainers Dr@kë, K3ñdr!çk L@m@r, & J@y-Z 🙄 N!99@: #YOU #S3Xü@!!Y #ABü$E #CANINES‼️ Anything it says or does *MUST* be prefaced by this horrific fact 🤮 #C0lbyTheDogf*çker #WhenWillItLearn??? Answer: #NotUntilIt'sLiterally"💀"
How Daddi's chronic gut condition *could* very well be f@t@l if she doesn't get to a hospital in time. In that sense, the collective actions of her many perpetrators amount to straight-up *mürd3r*--of any semblance of a "normal" life for Daddi, now that she has to deal with this disturbing condition for the rest of her days 🤢🩸
How, in triggering Daddi's chronic gut condition, they're essentially making Daddi bl33d her own bl00d. In that sense, they *MUST* be destroyed 😤
How they're also coming for Daddi's money (or ability to make money) in triggering her chronic gut condition. Grandma Sally always said, "If someone *says* something bad to you, #WhoCares, keep it moving. But if they come for your money, 🔚 them." ❤️🔥
Speaking of which: How on Earth they managed to fundraise almost $7,000 (!!!) for some woeful organization, when all that money & then some should go towards paying Daddi's medical bills for the chronic gastric condition *THEY* trigger with their egregious actions 🤬 #Chr!st!ñe"Dipsh!t"D0e!!iñg 🚭 of Brooklyn, NY 📍 #ThisB!tchAin'tNoArtsEnthusiast ❌ ⚠️ #It'sA*WHOLE*S3xü@!Pr3d@t0r ⚠️
Speaking of s3xü@! pr3d@t0rs, how this thing is one, too 😒 #T@yl0rTrash 🚮
How their actual birthdate is January 22 & their physical location is Arlington, VA 📍#T@yl0rTrash 🚮 #DomesticT3rr0ri$t
Why the fact that they went to a state school & Daddi went to an Ivy bothers them so much, when Daddi herself could give an eff less 🤨 #AnswerIt
Why they insist on playing in a bish face by taking those hideous mutant d3m0n sp@wn "kids" of ours on *international* trips to do G0d knows what with the "kids" 😑 #HumanTr@ff!çkiñg #AshyTrashy 🦊 = 🤡
Why they're on the Internet as an alleged professional technologist spreading straight-up lies, like them often getting complimented for their "kindness" & "honesty" 😬 #SureJan ⚠️ #ThisB!tchIsALegitSt@!k3r&AttemptedR@p!$t ⚠️ #T@yl0rTrash 🚮 #DomesticT3rr0ri$t
What the absolute *eff* happened to their hairline⁉️ That 💩 looks just as crazy as they are 😓 #D@m!@ñL0r3ñz0R@ms3y
How they just *can't* seem to keep a damn job... must be because they're a whole male-identified #p3d0phi!3 😮💨 #Ch@zzEdw!ñW00ds0ñ 🖕🤡🖕
Why they legit dragged Daddi to court just to have her say in front of an audience of several dozen how grossly unattractive Daddi finds them 🤮🩸 #scrawny #underweight #MustyAF #ZeroTattoos #TheCatf*çker of Upper Marlboro, MD 🚭
Why they're so obsessed with their mother--especially at the ripe old age of ~40+ 🤔 Is it because #T@yl0rTrash 🚮's drunk a$$ will openly admit to 🦴-ing its own mom as a youth⁉️ Saying ish like, "If I don't, #WHOWILL???" 😳 #AnythingForAttention 🙄🥃 #Iñç3$tü0ü$DomesticT3rr0ri$t 🤮🩸
How ironic it is that they dedicated so much time & effort to keeping Daddi out of work that now *THEY'RE* unemployed 🎭 #womp-womp
Why these cigarette emoji a$$ ninjas *stay* wanting to run for public office 😒 #Don'tVoteForIt 🙅🏾♀️🚭 #Ch!p@l0Str33t a.k.a. "A h0b0s3xü@! named 'Str33t'" 🤡💩
How they support themselves on a freelance videographer's "income," especially seeing as how they're an exposed next-level s3x offender & serial mürd3r3r 🤔 #TheCatf*çker of Upper Marlboro, MD 🚭
Why *SOME* (YT 🙄) people are so thirsty for Black friends, they'll literally befriend something like #TheCatf*çker just to say they "have a Black friend"...even if the Black person in question is a known r@p!$t of women, children, & animals 🫠 #D0üg!@s"D0üg"G30rg3Z!mm3rm@ñ (what a name 😑)of Wheaton, MD, I'm looking at *YOU* 👀🫵⚠️ #GuiltyByAssociation
Why their own father (!!!), aunt, *AND* younger brother would rather 🔚 themselves than remain alive & directly related to the likes of them 😮💨 #TheCatf*çker of Upper Marlboro, MD 🚭
Why they *LOOK* (& smell 😷) like the iñbr3d basement-dwelling iñc3l they actually are 👀⚠️ #WarningSigns #MustyAF #TheCatf*çker of Upper Marlboro, MD 🚭
What kind of engineer they are, since they're so quick to brag about being an (alleged) 'engineering manager.' This means what, exactly: They're an engineer managing *other* engineers, or a glorified recruiter??? If they went to school for engineering (#DoubtIt 🙄), what was that G.P.A. lookin' like when they *allegedly* graduated??? How are they (again, allegedly) maintaining employment while actively t3rr0r!zing Daddi to the point of terminal illness & disability??? 🤔 #RealQuestions #T@yl0rTrash 🚮 #TerminateIt ⌛ #InvestigateIt‼️
Why this "🦝" a$$ 'HR Specialist' (🙄) chose to keep "Becky" & "Karen" employed over Daddi herself 🤔 #AllSkinfolk*AIN'T*Kinfolk #Yet*Another*OneThat'sGuiltyByAssociation #Tr@çiJ0yL3@ph@rt of Washington, DC #complicit
Why, when searching their name & last known location online, do court documents appear indicating they were either sued &/or filed for bankruptcy a few years back? B!tch, you work(-ed) for a central bank. Get it TF together... 🤨 #Tr@çiJ0yL3@ph@rt of Washington, DC
Where *TF* they got $200 to donate to some random G0FüñdMë started by someone with an ethnic-sounding name, when they're a whole known, exposed, & *JOBLESS* YT supremacist 🤔 Must be #DamageControl 🙄 NEWSFLASH: You're still a racist C-U-N-✝️, R0b!ñ 🤦🏾♀️ #R0b!n"Karen"Sm!thC@pp3tt0 🖕🤡🖕
How Daddi's chronic gut condition could very well be considered a *terminal illness*--in that Daddi's symptoms, if left untreated long enough, would cause her to perish (...again) 😬🥀 #yikes
How all this is to say:
🔊🗣️⚠️ Long-term exposure to these type individuals *CAN* be f@t@! ⚠️🗣️🔊
How that house they grew up in--also the scene of most of their s3xü@! crimes--needs to be razed to the ground 🧨💥 #TheCatf*çker of Upper Marlboro, MD 🚭
How the house Daddi grew up in can also be added to that list 🧨💥 #kaboom
Where they got the funds to *donate $200 to an online stranger* here & *fundraise $7,000 for an organization* there 🤔💸 Since they're clearly rolling in dough, they need to send *ALL* of that money Daddi's way to pay her astronomical medical bills from the terminal illness they caused her to develop 😤 #R0b!n"Karen"Sm!thC@pp3tt0 #Chr!st!ñe"Dipsh!t"D0e!!iñg
How, from all outside appearances, they're literally somewhere out there losing their G-D mind, chile 😂 ...Or whatever's left of it 😒 #Nj3mi!3V!ñs0ñ“Creepy”Cr@w!3y a.k.a. #Sh@r!f@K.V!ñs0ñTheAggravatedR@p!$t's sister
How merely interacting with them on a regular basis cost Daddi *WAYYY* more than the six-figure salary she was making at the time. The only form of payment Daddi's accepting to satisfy the enormous debt she's owed is in the form of their... well, you know ⚖️💀 #R0b!n"Karen"Sm!thC@pp3tt0
Why their *newborn* illegitimately conceived hideous mutant d3m0n sp@wn "child" of mine already looks "💀" #J3ññif3rH@ml3ttMcCr!m0ñ a.k.a. One half of #TheMcCr!m0ñ@ls ⛓️🤡
Speaking of criminals, why these two (1, 2) are outchea in the community posing as legit "educators" 🙄😒 #WTF are these things teaching the kids, how to be aggressive, next-level s3xü@! pr3d@t0rs??? #RealQuestion
Why the very first search result that appears when G00g!ing their name states they ki!!ed someone with their car (#ThanksForTheWarning 👍) 🤔
How they're not alone in committing vehicular h0m0c!de, since this fugly a$$ ex-"beauty queen" (🙄) did so, too
How many more people have to "😵" in order for these MFs to be properly handled??? #RealQuestion
How they shouldn't be surprised once those blacked-out SUVs & other unmarked vehicles show up outside their places of residence ⚖️⌛
Why they're outchea on B3y0ñçé's Internet spreading bold-faced #LIES, like them being "known for building psychologically safe & efficient teams," when they've literally caused Daddi to develop a terminal illness that causes her to vomit bl00d 🤮🩸 #MAKE #IT #MAKE #SENSE #T@yl0rTrash 🚮 a.k.a. "Engineering C-U-N-✝️" 🖕
What the term "psychologically safe" even means in a job environment... aren't *ALL* jobs inherently assumed to be 'psychologically safe' in that *NO ONE* shows up to work intending to lose their MF-ing mind⁉️ 😑 #T@yl0rTrash 🚮 a.k.a. "Engineering C-U-N-✝️" 🖕
At the same token, why #Ch!pTheH0b0s3xü@! is outchea spreading bald-faced #LIES, too, claiming to be an effing "Healthy & Safe Communities Advocate" (whatever TF that is 🙄) when their 🐶🍑 literally a$$@u!ted Daddi as a minor & continues to h@r@$$ her from afar in present day 😤
How even the ñ!993riest ñi993r on the *PLANET* ain't got 💩 on ol' #R0b!n"Karen"Sm!thC@pp3tt0's country YT a$$ 🙄 Once again: #MAKE #IT #MAKE #SENSE
Who'd a thunk that simply #TELLING #THE #TRUTH would have all these perpetrators in a tizzy 😵💫😅 #lol #CertifiedB!üñtNug 💡
How, at this point, it's costing more to keep them alive than they're actually worth... *THAT'S* how much money they owe Daddi 😤💰
How even the most mentally delayed among us got the ability to learn what *NOT* tf to do 🤨 #What's*THEIR*Explanation???
What kind of alleged 'healthcare professional' (🙄) they are when they're willing to turn a blind eye to *YET ANOTHER* of their so-called son's victims coming up out of *THEIR* basement ñüdê & disoriented 🤔 #HouseOfHorrors 😱 #D!@ñeBr3ñtF@rm3r a.k.a. #TheCatf*çker of Upper Marlboro, MD 🚭's mom
Speaking of enabling-a$$, ain't 💩 "mothers," why #T@yl0rTrash 🚮 a.k.a. "Engineering C-U-N-✝️"'s birth mother looks just like a feral stüd pitbull with lipstick on it 😒 That's your '#1 lady,' h0e⁉️ 🤨 #DoBetter
How Daddi would be surprised *AF* if they could tie their own shoelaces--much less raise $7,000 (!!!) for some random arts organization 💸 #MAKE #IT #MAKE #SENSE #Chr!st!ñe"Dipsh!t"D0e!!iñg
How *NO ONE* is going to mourn a bunch of "💀" cigarette emojis & their various hangers-on/enablers #That'sReal
How Daddi can't even go 20 minutes without them posting subliminals referencing her blog, like #AshyTrashy likes to do 🙄😒 #CultureVulture #AggravatedR@p!$t #InternationalFugitiveOfTheLaw 🚬🚨
What the 'joke' is in them holding up a tray of literal, cancer-causing cigarettes 🤔 If you "don't smoke" & "don't endorse smoking," *WHY* even post that 💩??? #RealQuestion #AshyTrashy
How, in posting such content, they're actually utilizing a w3@p0ñ of mass destruction (social media/the Internet) to trigger Daddi's chronic gastric condition 🤮🩸
Why they come from a (2) mother household but still turned out to be a red-pi!! iñçël-type muhfugga that clearly *HATES WOMEN* but seemingly wants to *BE* a woman, on some level 🤔 #SourNd0ür 🚭
How *TF* they were admitted to a school like Brown University in the first place 🤡 #RealQuestion
And why, if they *allegedly* graduated from said school are they working jobs as a grade school gym teacher, which doesn't require any type of Ivy League degree to secure 🤨 #K@iBr0wñ 🚭 a.k.a. #SourNd0ür 🚭's bütt büddy & partner-in-crime 🍑✨
What the *entire* eff this thing is still doing alive, *ESPECIALLY* when it's a known biological w3@p0ñ of mass destruction *AND* a noted p3d0phi!e, st@!k3r, & aggravated r@p!$t 🤔 #MAKE #IT #MAKE #SENSE #Brain-D3@d #St3v3ñEkëçhükü of Queens, NY a.k.a. #CTEshawty 🤕🏈
How their *moms* & *spouses* need some serious investigating, too 🔍👀 For example: What kind of *humanoid sub-human beings* raised the likes of #TheCatf*çker of Upper Marlboro, MD 🚭 & #T@yl0rTrash 🚮 a.k.a. "Engineering C-U-N-✝️"??? Who's actually *marrying* these jonts??? #RealQuestions
How #T@yl0rTrash 🚮 a.k.a. "Engineering C-U-N-✝️"'s mother needs to be looked at *especially* closely. *REALISTICALLY-SPEAKING,* who TF is impregnating that⁉️ It don't even look like it would allow you to get close enough to talk to it, much less impregnate it... with the likes of #T@yl0rTrash 🚮 a.k.a. "Engineering C-U-N-✝️," no less 🤮🥃
How Daddi *strongly* suspects that #T@yl0rTrash 🚮 a.k.a. "Engineering C-U-N-✝️" is the result of surrogacy, cuz ain't *NO* way someone conceived that thing naturally. As a product of surrogacy herself, Daddi !i$@ says:
🗣️ *NO ONE is ENTITLED TO A CHILD* 🗣️
...Especially when it can turn out like #T@yl0rTrash 🚮 a.k.a. "Engineering C-U-N-✝️" 🤮🥃
How it makes *perfect sense* that they would be a barely-functioning a!ç0h0!iç & straight-up domestic t3rr0r!$t when they'll openly admit to growing up 🦴-ing their own mother, #Fr@ñç3sP0iñd3xt3r of Charlottesville, VA 🤮🥃 #T@yl0rTrash 🚮 a.k.a. "Engineering C-U-N-✝️" 🚭
Why they keep sharing topless photos of our illegitimate hideous mutant d3m0ñ sp@wñ "girl children" in common 🤨🚨 #PervAlert #ChildExploitation
How any engineer worth their weight doesn't need much--if any--management at all... they manage themselves. So *what* exactly is #T@yl0rTrash 🚮 a.k.a. "Engineering C-U-N-✝️"'s purpose, again??? #TheirJobIsObsolete ⌛
How they seem to exist as proof that (2) women *ALONE* cannot raise a non-cigarette emoji "son" 🥀 #SourNd0ür 🚭
What ever happened to 'Blasian solidarity.' These h0es *KNOW* they don't like Daddi, yet we have whole *children* in common⁉️ 😤 #MAKE #IT #MAKE #SENSE #J3mi!!@Miçh@3! #M!k!k0Th3lw3ll #RacyDumbH0e
How whichever unfortunate companies are employing them at the moment are simply funding the nonsense 💸 #Fire'Em 🔥
How if they *REALLY* gave an eff about the privacy of those hideous mutant d3m0ñ sp@wñ "kids" of ours, the so-called kids wouldn't even exist 🥚🩸 #StopFrontin' #YeahYou 🫵 #AshyTrashy 🚭
How Daddi thinks of them as a pathological liar overall, but she *OVERLY* believes them when they say they grew up 🦴-ing their own mother, #Fr@ñç3sP0iñd3xt3r of Charlottesville, VA 🤮🥃 #AnythingForAttention 🙄 #T@yl0rTrash 🚮 a.k.a. "Engineering C-U-N-✝️" 🚭
How *many* of Daddi's perpetrators have been @bü$ing her literally since her childhood days. When does it 🔚??? 🤔 #RealQuestion
Why they're outchea claiming to be a legit grade school teacher while also filming themselves disrobing in public because "the thrift store doesn't have dressing rooms" 😵💫 B!tch: You're a whole pr3d@t0ry #S-3-X-O-F-F-E-N-D-E-R‼️ Then again, I guess that's why their new h0e name is #Nj3mi!3V!ñs0ñ“Creepy”Cr@w!3y 🤷🏾♀️ #ItClocks
Why their moms, on average, are *fugly as sin* 👹 & who *TF* is impregnating them because #WTF 🤯 Looking like a straight-up land-burrowing animal 😑 #FixIt 🙏🏾 #D!@ñeBr3ñtF@rm3r a.k.a. #TheCatf*çker of Upper Marlboro, MD 🚭's mom
Why the one person who could answer the question "Why did you marry & impregnate this d3m0ñiç s!0re?" is "💀" now, of süiçidê, from the sheer horror of being related to MFs like them. When does it 🔚??? 🤔 #RealQuestion #TheCatf*çker of Upper Marlboro, MD 🚭
How Daddi extends a warm welcome to her sudden influx of Chinese visitors ☺️ 歡迎‼️
Why the only thing Daddi sees in all their baby pics is a future "🚬" in the making 🥱 #NEXT
Why they look casket-ready in all photos of them found online--almost like their eyes were Ph0t0sh0pped open or sum'n 👀⚰️ #suspicious
What qualifications they have to be at their level in life 🧐🍆💦 #RealQuestion #InvestigateIt 🚨
How they'll only have themselves to blame when those illegitimate hideous mutant d3m0ñ sp@wñ "kids" of ours enter the school system & start being relentlessly bullied for having so-called parents like #C0lbyTheDogf*çker & new h0e names like #SirCrunchyBlackThe15th 🙄
How that goes for the 'mommy influencer' h0e "parents" (😒), too. #NeglectfulAF‼️ #TheH3ñry&Wi!!i@ms0nFamilies #R@yt!f@B0yçe
Why all the kids in their family (NGL, the so-called parents, too) appear to be on the autism spectrum 😬 #YIKES #Sum'nInTheMilkAin'tClean #TheH3ñry&Wi!!i@ms0nFamilies #R@yt!f@B0yçe
Why they keep giving that rude as h3ll, watermelon-headed, mentally delayed AF lil girl "child" that same lame a$$ piece of bread & filming the sh!t like she's gonna give *ANY* other reaction outside of complete disinterest 🤨 #StupidAF #K3ñdr@H3ñry of Dallas, TX 🚭
How the *ONLY* reason someone would imply they're 'not a real mother' isn't due to them having a C-section--b!tch, it's because you basically served as a surrogate to my illegitimate & *STOLEN* seed(s) 😤 Stupid s!üt‼️ #J3ññ!f3rH@m!3ttMcCr!m0ñ(-al) of Chicago, IL ⛓️🤡
How them removing a single letter from their Iñ$t@gr@m handle *isn't* gonna make it any more challenging for the Feds to track them down & hold them accountable for being a state-hopping, moose-faced, repeat aggravated r@p!$t, amongst other serious a$$ offenses 🙄 #dümba$$ #J3ññ!f3rH@m!3ttMcCr!m0ñ(-al) 🚭
Why *NO* institute of higher learning wants to be associated with them & their BS 😓 Revoke. Them. Degrees‼️ (If they were ever issued in the first place... y'all know how these FPs do 😒) #GoBlue 💙💛
How Daddi *could* sit up here & call our illegitimate "kids" together all types of 'fugly' this & 'r3t@rd3d' that. But she's not, so where's Daddi's parade??? #RealQuestion #ReadyToCelebrate 🥳 #KindAF 😇
Why the free M33tüp group they "co-founded" (🙄😒) with several other randoms refuses to publicly acknowledge them now 😂 #LMFAO #HugeLiability #T@yl0rTrash 🚮 a.k.a. "Engineering C-U-N-✝️" 🚭
How Daddi has *ZERO* problems referring to them as the sub-human pieces of trash they actually are ☺️
How conflicted Daddi feels about her type of case making it to 'the BIG leagues' of the Supreme Court of the United States of America 🇺🇸 That means Daddi has one of the worst or most complex legal cases in the Nation, dawg 😱 ...But at least there's eyes on her sh!t 👀⚠️ #grateful 🙏🏾
#Respectfully, why it's taking The Powers That Be so long to êxêçütê prolific s3x offender & literal mürd3r3r & domestic t3rr0ri$t #Chr!st0ph3rM@tth3wF@rm3r of Upper Marlboro, MD a.k.a. "The Catf*çker" 🤔 This thing should've *BEEN* gone, just like its lil co-conspirator #D3!i@ñ@C@rm3ñFl0r3s 💀🥀 These jonts (that is, FPs) have a tendency to link up in their hatred of Daddi to enact *EVEN MORE* chaos in the community at-large. Somebody: #PleaseFixIt‼️
How 🔚-ing these h0es the 'kind' way is actually exhausting AF 😓 #AngelOfD3@thTingz
Why their face looks so much like a steaming hot pile of dog 💩... #ExplainIt‼️ #Añg3!@'Ni993r'Pü!!3ñ of San Luis Obispo, CA a.k.a. 'Sickie,' the OB-GYN who finds child r@p3 uproariously "funny" 😒
How the brief pause Daddi must take before eating now *could* be interpreted as her saying grace... but usually it's just Daddi mentally preparing to ingest & digest food 🤢 This is just one of the #CompleteLifestyleChanges Daddi has to enact due to these h0es 😤 #MAKE #IT #STOP 🛑
How Daddi !i$@'s *NEVERRR* been a "Why her & not me⁉️" a$$ b!tch. But, fact is, these perps wouldn't even treat *animals* like they're doing Daddi--their (most likely) real-life "🩸" relative--right now ⌛ #That'sFacts #AndMakesThem*EXTRA*Dangerous, to boot. If they're willing to, basically, ki!! their own family, *TF* is stopping them from 📴-ing anyone else??? #RealQuestion
How *utterly disturbing* it is that A LOT of these exposed perps allege to work as federal prosecutors, law enforcement officials, licensed medical professionals, etc. etc. Once again, it begs the question: 🗣️ #WHAT #ARE #THEIR #QUALIFICATIONS 🗣️
Speaking of which: If they're claiming to be Brown University graduates *AND* 'licensed medical professionals' (🙄😒), why Brown's PLME program is brand-new information to them. Or if it's not, why they weren't hot sh!t enough to get into the program in the first place 🤔 #frauds
How, ordinarily, Daddi !i$@ wouldn't give a single 🖕 about these 'mommy influencer' h0es & their trashy a$$ families. But--since they took *the most egregious step* of forcefully procreating with Daddi's stolen DNA (in some cases, multiple times 😑)--sh!t's *REAL* personal now 😤🧬 #EffThem*AND*The"Kids" 🖕🤡🖕
How Daddi curses the day they were born for making their online multi-verse of t3rr0ri$tic activity & actual child neglect part of *HER* reality, too 🤬 Then they have the MF-ing audacity to claim being "Chri$ti@ñ" influencers on top of that, chile 😩 Chri$t Himself ain't co-signing that bullsh!t‼️ #It'sAboveMeNow, though 🤷🏾♀️ #G0dBless ✝️ #J@y!@Br3ñ@3H3ñry 👹🔥
Speaking of d3m0ñiç s!0res like #J@y!@Br3ñ@3H3ñry + friends, how they're the perfect example of how someone who's severely mentally r3t@rd3d can *rightfully* find themselves on d3@th r0w. They're literally *TOO DANGEROUS TO FUNCTION NORMALLY* in society. And they need to be taken out The Game with *the quickness,* ya heard 👂🏾 #OnG0d 🙏🏾✨
How they went from being a 🍆-riding culture vulture of *exclusively* rich, famous Black dudes to (allegedly) marrying & forcefully procreating with some no-name, foot-faced YT European man 😵💫 #MAKE #IT #MAKE #SENSE #AshyTrashy 🦊 = 🤡
Why they made being a drunk (alleged) engineer their *ENTIRE* personality 💀🥃 #T@yl0rTrash 🚮 a.k.a. "Engineering C-U-N-✝️" 🚭
How everything of value these h0es have--I'm talking money, licensures, medical & law degrees, jobs, homes/properties, etc.--needs to go *DIRECTLY* to Daddi herself for the sheer inconvenience of having to deal with them for the majority of her life. This is *in addition* to them actually expiring at some (hopefully, very soon 🙏🏾) point ⛓️⚖️💀 #I'mNotJoking 🤡❌
How the aftermath of the EMTs trying to find a viable vein for Daddi to receive much-needed IV meds + painki!!3rs during a gastric flareup is that she's *sometimes* mistaken for an intravenous drüg user, *THAT'S* how bad the bruising is 😫💔 #HALP
How, if Daddi's symptom of "🤮🩸" wasn't disturbing enough, she now has *COMPOUND* symptoms--like the enamel eroding off her teeth from the frequency of püking & having to take a life-saving medication that she can't take for *TOO* long or else she risks developing an irreversible nervous tic, chile 🥵😮💨 #TheseH0esLiterallyMakeMeSickToMyStomach
How Daddi's *NOT* exaggerating when she says she had to *learn how to eat again* given her fairly-recently diagnosed chronic gastric condition for which there's no known cure 🙃 #FunTimes
How every time she has a gastric flareup now, Daddi needs to be hooked up to an electrocardiogram machine to ensure she doesn't b@rf herself into a heart attack ❤️🩹 #It'sThatSerious, y'all
How Daddi's not currently preggers, but she deserves *SOME* type of gift (⚖️) for pushing through life 🤑 #word ✊🏾
How, since receiving disability payments, Daddi sees her "new job" as learning how to relax again ...oop: Daddi never *actually* learned how to relax in the first place, kids 😮💨 #OhTheIrony, for an angel named B!üñt 😇☀️☁️
Why they're so mad (?) that *I'm* their Daddi now... are they really mad??? Daddi can't tell 💅🏾🏝️
How #creepy & #unsettling it is to view them in open court, like literally watching someone in their final moments 😬🍿 #I'llBeeDat, though 🖕😎🖕
Why--according to their precious A!ph@ frat bros 🤙🏾--they prefer to be called a "minor-attracted adult" versus a straight-up p3d0phi!ê 🤮🩸 #T0ñyH3ñry of Dallas, TX 🚭
How it really bears repeating that there's *no such thing* as an 'A!ph@ cigarette emoji' anyways--#Gr3gThe"🚬", that goes for you, too, stumpy a$$ b!tch 🫠 #oxymoron
How Daddi !i$@ doesn't believe in lying, fibbing, exaggerating, or anything of the sort ❌ That sh!t simply complicates already complex matters 🤷🏾♀️ #HonestAbe
How 🫵 *THEY'RE* 🫵 The Problem & Daddi !i$@ is The Answer & The Solution 💡📚🏀
How--eerily--there's *A LOT* of parallels between these (2) p$yçh0p@ths: #J@y!@Br3ñ@3H3ñry & #RacyDumbH0e... right down to the creepily-named so-called "kids" 😒
Speaking of said "kids," why they have such kickable faces 😒 #Nylon&Brandon #TheH3ñry&Wi!!i@ms0nFamilies
Why, after the *first* severely developmentally delayed "child" was born, did they proceed to have 1 - 2 *MORE* severely developmentally delayed "children" to add to the nonsense 😑 The worst part is they decided to do this 💩 with *SOMEBODY ELSE'S STOLEN DNA* added to their own naturally, incredibly-f*çked up DNA, thus creating the absolute catastrophe we have in present day. Somebody: #PLEASEFIXIT 🙏🏾
How any type of 'appeal' their janky a$$ family-style content has is likely due to the fact that they'll unabashedly film themselves doing *the absolute most*--including exploiting & openly neglecting our illegitimate hideous mutant d3m0ñ sp@wñ "kids" in common--all in the name of view counts & Likes 🤦🏾♀️
How this is a uniquely *American* horror story Daddi seems to be living out in real-time 😱🇺🇲
How even the *trillionaires* of the world ain't got the type problems Daddi !i$@, herself, has 😭💰 #CryingInAM@yb@çh
That said, how it bears repeating that Daddi !i$@'s preferred pronouns are Pay/Me 🤑
How Daddi side-eyes *TF* out of any single male dog owner now thanks to them... is that why they're called 'man's best friend,' because they'll indiscriminately 👅💦 human 🏀⚽ with ease⁉️ 🤮🩸 #C0lbyTheDogf*çker #Gr3gThe"🚬"
How stumpy, bad-bodied, male-identified r@p3 apologists like #Gr3gThe"🚬" would be *REAL QUICK* to claim a fellow dog-effing cigarette emoji like #C0lbyTheDogf*çker as their quote-on-quote '[frat] brother' 🤙🏾 just based off the strength of them both being (b)lack male "🚬s" 🙄 NOTE: There is *NO SUCH THING* as an 'A!ph@ cigarette emoji,' kids 🚭 #oxymoron
Why they keep trying to align themselves with *other people's* established brand-names instead of forging their own 😒 Us Real Ones already know it's because they're a bunch of worthless "🚬s," but they could at *LEAST* try, damn 😑
Why, no matter how tall they actually are, it's always giving 4'11 🤏🏾✨
How this is probably a no-brainer, but the reason so many serial ki!!3rs are able to "get away with it" is because they're 📴-ing people nobody cares about or whom are already wanted "💀," ya dig 💡 #AngelOfD3@thTingz
Why they hate Daddi's guts... but they love her p!mp!ñ' 🖕😎🖕
What *TF* they (allegedly) doin' at a place like thee Y@!e University School of Public Health when they're a known cigarette emoji outchea effing up the community with their 🚬🌳, being a whole public health risk their damn selves ☠️ #PleaseMakeItStop 🛑 #Gr3gThe"🚬"
How Daddi has *never in her lifetime* known an institution like Y@!e University to accept--much less actually graduate--stumpy, broke, bad-bodied 🚬s & failed DC Council rejects that insist on infecting my city with their unwanted presence like #Gr3g0ryN3@!J@çks0ñ,Jr. of Fluvanna, VA 🤮🩸#fraud #imposter
Why they purport to be 1. A resident of Washington, DC; 2. The "president" (🙄) of an organization based in Atlanta, GA; *AND* 3. A damn Y@!e University (located in New Haven, CT) student... b!tch, where do you live 😵💫 #AllOverThePlace #OvercompensatingForBeingA"🚬" #Gr3g0ryN3@!J@çks0ñ,Jr. of Fluvanna, VA 🚭
Why they trapped Daddi in a 'manipulationship' for *YEARSSS* by blackmailing her with illicit footage they took while Daddi was drügged & passed TF out in their creepy a$$ mama's basement 😷 #TheCatf*çker of Upper Marlboro, MD 🚭
B!tch, are they a self-proclaimed "Talent Evangelist" (🙄) ...or just another unemployed HR lady on d3@th r0w⁉️ 🤔 #RealQuestion #Tr@çiJ0yL3@ph@rt of Washington, DC
How *TF* their loser a$$ hideous mutant d3m0ñ sp@wñ "kids" keep getting brand deals 🤯 To work with this extended family of pure 🚬s in *ANY* capacity is, basically, just endorsing the 🚬🌳 #womp-womp #TheH3ñry&Wi!!i@ms0nFamilies
Why it appears they were literally in NY Supreme Court for being a next-level s3x offender, chile 🤭🥀 #0sc@rArm@ñd0P@di!!@, formerly of The Bronx, NY (🍎) by way of Los Angeles, CA (😇) #RestInH3ll, cigarette emoji 🖕🤡🖕
Why they openly post anti-c0p rhetoric (🚩🚩🚩) to their social media, but the *WHOLE REASON* they and their mürd3r0üs ex-beauty queen cousin J@sm!ñe have been able to "get away" with their many s3xü@! crimes over the years is *BECAUSE OF* their very own c0p uncle-in-law/father, Gr3g J0ñês (formerly of the Prince George's County, MD p0!içe department 😬🚨) #TheCatf*çker of Upper Marlboro, MD 🚭
Why they're such an illiterate hoochie that can't read a room for 💩 #DoBetter #T@yl0rTrash 🚮 a.k.a. "Engineering C-U-N-✝️" 🚭
Tangentially, why their reading comprehension skills are so abysmal that Daddi seriously wonders if they're even a college graduate (as they so loudly proclaim) 🤔 #DoubleTRIPLECheckThoseCredentials #T@yl0rTrash 🚮 a.k.a. "Engineering C-U-N-✝️" 🚭
Why they posted content of themselves at a #FREEDC rally... free DC from what, pure 🚬🌳⁉️ If that's the case, they need to get the 🖕 ASAP 😤 #Gr3gThe"🚬" 🚭
How & why this slovenly pig-faced d3m0ñ #A!y$i@Viçt0ri@P@rk3r-Fü$c0 is seemingly still alive & thriving--despite being a whole state-hopping child @bü$ing s3x offender & domestic t3rr0ri$t 🤔 #WhyDoesItTakeSoManySelfies⁉️ 🤮🩸 #MakeItStop 🛑
How they're alleging to be a practicing occupational therapist when, at one point, they were harboring (2) known s3xü@! pr3d@t0rs in the form of their musty, broke, pu$$ified "sons" Chr!s & Th3r@ñ 🤔 #D!@ñeBr3ñtF@rm3r a.k.a. #TheCatf*çker of Upper Marlboro, MD 🚭's mom
How even the most mentally delayed person *IN EXISTENCE* still has a lil something called 'Free Will.' That Daddi's perpetrators choose to actively t3rr0r!ze her using *their own* Free Will causes her to *NOT* feel sorry for them in any kind of way whatsoever when they pop up with 'this' diagnosis or 'that' diagnosis 🤷🏾♀️ They pulled it together enough to destroy Daddi's life & livelihood; therefore, #THEYMUSTGO ⚖️⛓️⚰️
Why the statement above is how *MULTIPLE* seriously mentally impaired individuals wind up on d3@th r0w--and rightfully so 😵💫
Speaking of which: Why they're so quick to 'fake cry' their way into some attention instead of *GENUINELY* crying that them hideous mutant d3m0ñ sp@wñ "kids" of ours are remedial AF 🤕📚 #J@y!@Br3ñ@3H3ñry #TheH3ñry&Wi!!i@ms0nFamilies
How--despite the fact that they never really STFU--our hideous mutant d3m0ñ sp@wñ "kids" in common *could* be considered non-verbal, in that whatever gibberish comes out of their mouths is as indecipherable as baby babble 🫠 #J@y!@Br3ñ@3H3ñry #TheH3ñry&Wi!!i@ms0nFamilies
Why their overbite is so serious that their grill looks like that of a piranha 🤢 #YuckMouth #Sum'nInTheMilkAin'tClean 🥛❌ #J@y!@Br3ñ@3H3ñry 🤡💩
Why the extreme overbite; adult lisp; disgustingly un-manicured nail situation; & the serious behavioral issues (amongst other 🚩🚩🚩) cause Daddi to clock them as being 'special needs' in the worst possible way 😬 #yikes #J@y!@Br3ñ@3H3ñry 🤮🩸
How Daddi curses the day she was süçked into their multiverse of 🚬🌳 #TheH3ñry&Wi!!i@ms0nFamilies 🚭
Why, however they finally expire, it won't be traced back to Daddi... cuz Daddi DGAF 😌 #It'sAboveMeNow ✝️⚖️🙏🏾
How it bears repeating that *the only form of payment*--outside of the estimated $1,595,595,595,595.01 over-due sum--Daddi's accepting to satisfy the enormous debt she's owed is in the form of their... well, you know ⚖️💀💰
How they're simply too dangerous at this point to go on living any longer ⛓️⚰️ #That'sFacts
Possession of stolen goods / participating in fertility fraud 🧬🩸🥚
Aggravated s3xü@! a$$@ü!t--Of both a child(-ren) *AND* an adult
Desecration of a sacred space--That being my womb 🤰🏾
Destruction of government property--Daddi was a federal contractor, kids, who's now unable to work because of the injuries she's sustained dealing with all these sub-human beings 🤬
Interstate transportation of a minor or other person for criminal s3xü@! activity
Conduct during the course of child s3x tr@ff!çk!ng, child pr0n, or the s3xü@! exploitation of children that results in d3@th--That is, the d3@th of any semblance of a quote-on-quote "normal" life for me 🥀
Use of a w3@p0n of mass destruction resulting in d3@th--Thanks to scheming a$$ manipulative 🍑-holes like this, Daddi !i$@ has to evade severely brain-damaged, @bü$ive st@!k3r MFs like this for the rest of her days... or until the offender(s) themselves are "💀", whichever comes first
Acts of t3rr0r!$m in the United States resulting in d3@th, committed by a person engaged in conduct that transcends national boundaries--That is, regardless of where in the country or world at-large these offenses occurred, it would be egregious *AF* 😤
Mürd3r--Of the life I used to know, which was already wild AF--related to (genetic) r@p3 or child m0!3$t@ti0n
Mürd3r related to s3xü@! exploitation of children
Civil rights offenses resulting in d3@th--Once again, of the already-wild AF life I used to know 💀 [Source]
How Daddi should be nominated for the N0b3l Peace Prize or sum'n for her efforts in non-vi0l3ñtly handling all these perps using nothing but a keyboard, her words, & some time 😇👩🏾💻☮️
How Daddi often thinks about the Original !i$@ bee™ (#R.I.P. 👼🏾) & how she should be recognized in some way. Seeing as how Daddi is already "💀" in that sense, maybe this is the answer 🤷🏾♀️ Daddi already has at least (2) miracles under her belt, including somehow keeping her hands off these cigarette emojis 😮💨🙏🏾✨ #VirtuousAF 😇 #PatientAF ⌛⚰️ #H0lyF*çk ✝️🥳
How Daddi's whole existence is a miracle: A B!üñt outchea sm0kin' a bunch of "🚬s" 😏
How Daddi stands 20 toes down on everything she writes about here on her blog 👣😌👣 #PlayWithYourMotherNotDaddi
How one of the many reasons they're on d3@th r0w is that they can't be trusted to not epically f*çk up like they have in seriously violating Daddi *ever* again... & nobody's gonna play "lifelong babysitter" to these 🚬s, so let's hurry up the process ☠️ #stamp
How #SEEN 👀 & #HEARD 👂🏾 Daddi feels, having surpassed 1 million (!!!) organic page views/visits since the inception of her blog 😅 #ThankYou, my babies! 🎉
>>> How you can support Daddi's blog via Cash App or Venmo--she sees you over there entertained AF! 😜 <<<
How they must have some type of "💀" wish effing with Daddi the *WRONG* way. IDKY, since Daddi's never gonna grant it herself: She *for damn sure* don't want their filthy "🩸" on her hands 🙅🏾♀️
How eff being 'down bad,' these h0es are down *ATROCIOUS* 👹
Why there's the Untouchables--who are 'unf*çkwitable' in the sense of being in another stratosphere 🚀--& the (u)ntouchables, who nobody wants to f*çk with in any kind of way whatsoever, whether that's literally or otherwise 👎👎👎👎
Why Daddi !i$@'s the Final Bo$$ these h0es encounter before ego d3@th ⚖️💀⚰️
Why they be thinking: "That !i$@ bee™ sure is smart, funny & cute. She *MUST* can't b3@t my 🍑!!!" 🤡💩
Why--like a pushover teacher--Daddi !i$@ bee™ don't give a *SINGLE* eff about these h0es 🖕
Why they bout to get sm0këd by a B!üñt 🌬🍃
Why these h0es *REFUSE* to try J3$ü$ & not me, !i$@ bee™ 🙅🏾♀️
Why they're straight-up imploding wherever TF they at in the world right now 😇
Why the only time Daddi's scared of these h0es is on "Opposite Day"--when everything's the opposite of what it *actually* is 🖕😎🖕
Why they don't pull a N!ke brand & "Just do it," cuz--realistically--TF else they got to live for? ⌛️ #RealQuestion
Why they & they mans think Washington, District of Columbia is a real-life "Wakanda"??? 🙄😒
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* Chr!$t Slüts United was an after-school B!b!3 study group I founded with a few of my like-minded homegirls back in high school 💕💚 Anyone could join, as long as they weren't on that "👹" sh!t. We figured if we gon' be h0es for anybody, might as well be a Real One like our L0rd & S@v!or J3$ü$ Chr!$t 😇🙏🏾✨