Beware the sting of a killa b33... might be fatal to your ego 🐝
Name: N!ch0l@s L(-oser 👎). S@nd3rs
Birthdate: 12/18/1987
Location: The D(M)V Area via West Bumblef*çk, Connecticut
Why they feelin' The Sting today:
Since it *tis* the season for jolliness or whatevs, we gon' call this... creature (😬) "St. Thicc-0l@s" due to its wide, shapely, feminine hips & remarkable inability to sense when it's #CLEARLY not wanted around (a.k.a. 'Being thick-headed AF').
All my fellow slim-thick ladies know that you gotta walk different when you totin' that llama behind ya... ol' N!ck S@nd3rs knows this first-hand, too, judging by the way it walks like it straight-up got a stick or sum'n up that jont 🥴
St. Thicc is part of the brigade of Black American d0üch3b@gs that believe W@k@nd@ is a real, *actual* place being disguised under the pseudonyms of "The Nation's Capital" or "The DMV Area" 🙄
St. Thicc will inflict itself (& that g0d-awful 'personality' of theirs 😒) upon the DC region, all the while openly criticizing everything that gives the city its unique flavor:
Claims our slang terms here are "weird," "corny," & "strange" (Like YOU, h0e???)
Says people here "can't dress" & "aren't fashionable" (That's compared to whom??? Where???)
Will preface every criticism by looping all DMV Area women into the same categories of liking/disliking the same things (i.e., "I hate how y'all made going to brunch a 'thing'.")
Constantly brags & name-drops about its work as a chef at an upscale hotel yet frequently disparages women (& women *ALONE*) it views & labels as being "bougie," "stuck-up," or otherwise having a taste for the finer things in life
Gossips about other people (primarily female) like a literal schoolgirl; enjoys spreading multiple women's personal business around to complete strangers, as well as inserting itself *DIRECTLY* into a conversation (mind you, a conversation not concerning it in *any kind of way whatsoever,* y'all) between two women--& two women #ALONE
I could literally go on for days about how next-level offensive & deeply--*PERVERSELY*--unattractive St. Thicc & friends are 🤮🤢🤮
I feel I've already wasted enough typing energy on this h0e Thicc-0l@s S@nd3rs, though, so I'll leave y'all with this one statement I have for it (& whoever else 🤨):
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If you the perfect b!tch, n!99@:
#JustSayThat 🗣
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::Mic drop:: 🎤