Beware the sting of a killa b33... might be fatal to your ego 🐝
Name: St3v3ñ D@v!d "St3v3" Ek3chükü, Esq. (🙄)
Birthdate: Deceased 💀
Location: Formerly of Astoria (Queens), NY via West Bumblef*çk, Ohio
Why they feelin' The Sting today:
Y'all may remember today's flambéd h0e as the dangerously unhinged p$yçh0p@th, s3xü@!!y vi0!3ñt (alleged) lawyer, & former college football player from Ohio with a last known location of New York City.
(Sidenote: Some wild 💩 comes outta the Midwest, *ESPECIALLY* in terms of its Black people... what the actual eff 😬)
Anyways. Months after being dumped, St3v3's cr@zy a$$ drove--completely unannounced--the XX-amount of hours from Akron, OH to the Nation’s Capital to “surprise” its ex with its psychotic presence.
Since St3v3's permanent exile from the DMV Area, it's managed to manipulate its "slow bus"-riding, entirely-too-eager-to-identify-as-a-complete-YT-person-despite-looking-Black-AF older brother "Jim" into running surveillance on ya girl by moving mere miles away from her current undisclosed location.
It’s disturbing enough that St3v3 displayed chronic traumatic encephalopathy (CTE) symptoms while (somehow) still being alive 🏈
But then it had the nerve to think its vi0!3ñt, severely personality disordered a$$ deserved the time & attention of a true Queen by continuing to engage in all these pr3d@t0ry behaviors nearly 20 years (!!!) after their breakup 😱
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Miss me with ALL of that!!! 🙅🏾♀️🚫
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A brief recap of St3v3's horrendous & seemingly ever-growing list of flagrant fouls & personal violations:
St3v3 once “fixed” its jeans by legit stapling the hem; lightly poking fun at it for making such a tragic sartorial mistake may (a.k.a. *did*) result in it reacting explosively, püñçhing a fist-shaped hole in the wall where its date was standing when she made the comment
Terrifyingly, it quickly gained composure & acted like nothing unusual happened 😨 #yikes
St3v3 had non-existent personal hygiene & would wear used underwear again by flipping them inside out to extend the wear time, amongst other disgusting "hacks" to avoid bathing #yuck 🤢 You's a *former* athlete, dawg; TF was you doin'??? 🤮
It never washed its hands, so dirt would collect under its long, jagged nails
It gave female s3x partners repeated, excruciatingly painful UTIs from its complete lack of hygienic practices, which it found “funny”
And so on & so on.
Both St3v3 *and* Jim were stupid enough to admit that when their (allegedly) YT a$$ mama told them & their sister--three very Black-presenting, half-Nigerian (⁉️) siblings, y'all--that they were actually full YT people & to mark their race as such on a census form (🤯), their dumb a$$es did it... #LMAO 😂
Y'all's mama don’t look completely YT herself, a$$h0les. I literally thought she was a light-skinned Black woman when meeting her frumpy rude a$$ in-person.
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Maybe it's the layers of filth making her look that way??? 🧼
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Don’t even get me started on the mom's natural “stale fried chicken wings mixed with garbage truck juice” odor 🤢
One last thing: The dad is 100% Nigerian, y’all.
#Respectfully, Nigerians got some of the nappiest hair on the planet; these n!gs really thought their undeniably Black-presenting a$$es were full YT people?! 🥴
I don’t know WTF's going on but--even in d3@th--these moes' family need to figure it out ASAP.
By the way, here's a #NEWSFLASH for ya, spirit of St3v3:
🔊 ***You were just a repulsive, chocolate H0m3r S!mp$0n-looking, nappiest hair (well, what was left of it) on Earth-having, puckered a$$h0le-faced mega loser from the Midwest*** 🔊
This is *no diss at all* to my Midwestern hive members (✊🏾), but this ñ!99@ St3v3's f*çked up Ohio upbringing created some seriously tragic & delusional wannabe mulattoes in it *AND* its siblings, y'all.
Anyhoo followers, this is the meat of the post:
St3v3 was still st@!king & h@r@$$!ng ya girl from N.Y.C. by manipulating its brother Jim into moving all the way from Akron MF-ing Ohio to the DMV Area--again, as Jim was previously manipulated into moving literally two blocks away from a bish just a few years ago--to run surveillance on ya girl on St3v3's behalf.
From St3v3's supposedly "professional" *FORMERLY* public-facing Tw!tt3r account, it continued to post & "Like" increasingly disturbing content, whose recent escalation in tone (antagonistic) & subject matter (pandering for "Likes" & dialogue by discussing topics it knew literally *nothing* about--I'm talking basketball, technology, finance, politics... it even had the nerve to be a B!tc0in bro, y'all 🤦🏾♀️ #smh) I personally saw as indicative of St3v3 heading into a potentially f@t@l episode of n@rç!$$!$t!ç rage.
Look, y'all:
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I'm just out here tryna prevent the next domestic t3rr0r!$t(s) from acting on their already-f*çked up beliefs.
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It's mostly the YT ones that garner the most attention, but #BestBee-lieve 🐝 there's some *MANY* POCs/Black/tragically delusional wannabe mulattoes who're all the way confused about their personal identities outchea ready to eff sh!t up even more than it already is.
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#StayWoke, my babies 👀
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P.S. I hope in St3v3's last days someone made sure it over-stood, first-hand, just how excruciatingly painful all those "hilarious," purposely-inflicted UTIs from its non-existent personal hygiene were. That behemoth *ABSOLUTELY* needed to spend the rest of its days painfully p!ss!ng 🩸 out of a (preferably moldy) plastic bag, yo... amongst other retributions 😒 #That'sVeryReal