Beware the sting of a killa b33... might be fatal to your ego 🐝
Name: M@rçüs L@m0nt "M00kie" Mitçh3!!
Birthdate: Deceased 💀
Location: Formerly of the D(M)V Area
Why they feelin' The Sting today:
Y'all might remember Mr. M@rçüs from its relative T!ñq R!çh's epic bday flaming however many months ago.
That post revealed M00kie's monumental f*ck-up in hyping up an @tt@çk its s3ri@! r@p!st cousin J0çk Riç@rd0 Mitçh3!! inflicted upon yet another unassuming female victim by posting a picture of J0çk's victim, J0çk, M00kie itself, & a mutual female acquaintance of theirs to M00kie's at-the-time public-facing social media account with the caption
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"Let no h0e come between us."
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In the pictured group of people, J0çk's latest victim was firmly in the center 🥀
That's a bold a$$ move for ANYBODY to make, much less a corny light-bright suburban negro with small delicate hands perfect for holding 🍆s like M@rçüs L@m0nt "M00kie" Mitçh3!!.
Like, why are your hands so small, moe? #PleaseExplainIt
While you at it, also explain where TF your hairline went, because...??? 👨🏾🦲
Also, it's just me or did (*past tense*) its teeth look WAYYYYYYYY too straight, horsey, & denture-like to be natural???
There's no way in hell that a d0üch3b@g like M@rçüs L@m0nt "M00kie" Mitçh3!! is going around with a set of pearly yellows like that, totally un-kicked in, just chillin' in dude's mouth.
...Again, totally un-kicked in.
Y'all already know I'm not advocating vi0!3ñce, here or in any post.
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#Remember: My overall message is one of loving kindness ❤️
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However, M@rçüs L@m0nt "M00kie" Mitçh3!! clearly needs something to keep it from running its pretty lil mouth 👄
(I personally recommend a steady supply of eggplant emojis & a nickname "upgrade" (lol) to 'M00kie da B00ty,' but that's just me 🤷🏾♀️)
Anyways. M@rçüs L@m0nt "M00kie" Mitçh3!!,
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#HBDwh0re 🖕🥳🖕
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