Beware the sting of a killa b33... might be fatal to your ego 🐝
Name: B3@ü J@r0ñ T@ll3y
Birthdate: Deceased 💀
Location: Formerly the outskirts of the D(M)V Area--specifically Waldorf, MD. Waldorf is basically the Dulles, VA of Maryland (a.k.a. The Boonies)
Why they feelin' The Sting today:
Y'all might remember today's flambéd h0e as (one of 🙄) the balding overweight loser(s) in ill-fitting clothes who ghosts chicks on dating sites after receiving their (fake) nüdes, despite—or because of?—its wonky eyes that go in two totally different directions.
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...Also known as the notoriously corny B3@ü J@r0ñ T@ll3y.
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It—with absolutely zero prompting—sends multiple pics of its microscopic 🍤🍆, including ones of itself in public at some kinda photo shoot, hat-fishing h0es.
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Naturally, it’s a massively insecure baldy so it lives under a 🧢.
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...Guess that makes it easier to hide its true, d0üçh3-y nature???
Back to the unsolicited nüdes, though:
Why would someone visually a$$@ü!t a complete stranger with picture evidence of their microscopic 🍤🍆???
*AND* it had the nerve to be holding the jont with long, uncut, filthy fingernails 🤮
It wouldn’t want its built-like-a-linebacker illegitimately conceived teenage daughter to date something like it, so why poison the women of the DMV Area with your venomous being, dawg??? #RealQuestion
Even worse than the fact that it procreated is it hyping the girl up by calling her its “light-skinned baby girl,” when she 'bout 6’1, 250 pounds, & brown- to dark-skinned...
...Just like her dad 😳 #wtf
Fugly B3@ü *also* thinks it’s an expert on the female psyche, solely from having procreated with exactly one woman...
One time...
Resulting in... another female 🤦🏾♀️
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Chile... it gets worse.
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It claims to be a vice principal somewhere (#YIKES) & even fancies itself some kinda guitar hero, playing church services & ish on the weekends.
It currently owes back child support on its "light-skinned baby girl" in the tens of thousands, & appeared (*past tense*) to be homeless/unhoused at its time of d3@th 🥀
That's exactly how this creature was (*past tense*) able to spend so much time in DC & the immediate surrounding areas:
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It literally didn't have nowhere else to go, y'all.
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...Nowhere but a federal penitentiary, that is ⛓
Anyways. B3@ü J@r0ñ T@ll3y, #HBDwh0re 🥳 I'm sure Deebo in Cell Block 6 LOVEEEEEEEEED (*past tense*) receiving those nasty nüdes of yours 🧼