Beware the sting of a killa b33... might be fatal to your ego 🐝
Name: M. D@ñi3!!3 C0p3l@ñd
Birthdate: 9/10/1982
Location: Worldwide ✈️
Why they feelin' The Sting today:
Her name means “foggy,” but my older sister through our biological mom has been nothing but a beacon of light in my life 🔦✨
Big Sis & I have always maintained separate interests--indeed, we were raised in different parts of the country, only touching base during family crises (of which there were many in our youth).
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However, our life histories do overlap sum’n serious…
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Sis was a child prodigy in her chosen sport (🩰), yet @bü$ed & neglected by her gestational carrier “mother” growing up.
Our biological mom frequently had to come to Big Sis’ rescue, which was doubly-challenging as Mom split her time between working on the East *AND* the West Coasts.
During summers, Sis & I would travel as much as we could with our "real" mom--but again, Mom's free-wheeling lifestyle as an entertainer left very little time to raise a family.
Thus, the responsibility of raising us fell to our respective dads (again, that’s plural; we have two+ biological dads each, y’all 🧬)--at least when Mom couldn’t be present.
One of my earliest memories of Big Sis is when our mom took us to a community center dance class one weekend.
Sis was doing her thang on the dance floor, graceful AF for an untrained little girl who just happened to drop-in that day.
I was more concerned with hanging out with the only little boy who showed up; the instructor told us both to sit on the sidelines for reasons I didn’t quite understand at the time.
Bio Mom understood the assignment completely, though:
In separating us from the rest of the students, the instructor basically said the little boy had no place in a ‘unisex’ dance class--& neither did I, as a chunky lil girl more interested in snacks than learning to pirouette 🍪🍟🍭
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When I tell you Bio Mom went all the way *OFF* on that instructor, please believe me y’all 🤬
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By the end of that… interaction (😐), the instructor or the staff--*SOMEBODY*--had called the p0-p0, y’all, & Bio Mom had to be escorted off the premises 😭 #LOL
That incident obviously didn’t stop Big Sis from pursuing her dance dreams, but that’s just a little taste of the type of drama we had to endure growing up as kids in our kind of insanely large family.
Sis is a mega star in her own right today--& rightfully so--but she’s *always* been a celebrity in my heart 🥲💜
M!$ty, my love:
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#HBDwh0re (lovingly 😉)!!! 🥳
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