Beware the sting of a killa b33... might be fatal to your ego 🐝
Name: C0ürtn3y "Krotch" Kr@t0çhvi!
Birthdate: Deceased 💀
Location: Wilmington, DE via wacky Wisconsin... again (🙄)
Why they feelin' The Sting today:
Y'all might remember Krotch as the vile wannabe h0e whose sole purpose in life seemed (*past tense*) to be existing as living, breathing proof that not everything light-skinned with so-called “good” hair is attractive.
Krotch had zero problems showing up as a guest to someone’s home, sitting right on their sofa, and--in front of the host’s face, no less--picking its acne scabs all over the floor 🤢
Krotch was also known to rip the split ends of its already-horrific hair apart, further contributing to its overall trashy "look" 🤮
Naturally, Krotch thought it was laugh-out-loud funny if you pointed out its boorish behavior 😬
Krotch smelled like slightly expired mayonnaise most days; if it was extra hot & humid, it smelled like a bologna sandwich that’s been left in the sun too long.
...It still somehow managed to sl33p its way through the most undesirable men of the DMV Area, forever hoping it’d strike it rich in terms of social relevance 💸
I told this aspiring next-level h0e Krotch right to its face:
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"Look at your life, look at your choices, b!tch."
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If you gon’ be a s3x worker, be that. But *at least* try to be a good one 🥇
Y'all might be wondering how *TF* I got this hot mess of a so-called person out of my part of the country. I'm still LOL-ing at how simple it was:
I told Krotch that the "D" in "DMV Area" also included Delaware, and that if *anybody in the world* could make the state of Delaware pop off & become the new "It" state to be in...
...It's a b!tch like Krotch 😉
I ended Krotch's epic initial Tw!tt3r flaming by hoping it stayed its frumpy a$$ in the Midwest cuz it was definitely "not cut out" to thrive on "either coast *or* down South... pun intended"--with additional hashtags requesting that it "#GiveUpTheGhost" & "#StopTrying" 🙏🏾--but Krotch is was (*past tense*) still outchea legitimately tryna make the state of Delaware pop off, y'all... it's straight comedy 😂😭😂
Krotch:
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Thank you for *NOT* mentioning my hometown all the way from Wilmington muhfuggin' D-E-L-A-W-A-R-E
the depths of H3ll or wherever TF you reside now, h0e 🖕🔥
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...You've been dismissed.
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#HBDwh0re 🥳
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