Beware the sting of a killa b33... might be fatal to your ego 🐝
This baby looks like an angry burrito 😒🌯
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Eff what you heard, though:
In their own way, the babies be *KNOWING* the types of next-level "🚬🌳" they born into, y'all...
Name: LCS
Birthdate: 12/11/2021
Location: Unknown (possibly de¢e@$ed 💀)
Why they feelin' The Sting today:
Dear LCS,
It's a real tragedy that your father basically forced you & your slightly older sister TRS into existence, just to have to take y'all right TF back out again.
But during y'all's *very* brief time in this realm, it actually could be said that y'all were conceived out of some type of "love" 😒💔
[ *Section is REDACTED due to its future use as testimony before the Supreme Court of the United States.* ]
So, in closing, I'll leave you with this...
LCS, girl:
Both you *AND* ya sister were aptly-named, having been conceived under dark circumstances & forced into existence by someone who, himself, is a literal d3m0n sp@wn.
As much love as I *do* have for y'all's biological dad, fact is y'all are walking around with a bish *ENTIRE* face, looking more like me than y'all's actual birth mom/dad's current (?) spouse.
Y'all's whole existence is creepy, #offensiveAF, & deeply, deeply insulting & re-traumatizing to me, your biological mom 🥀
All Imma say is that I'd really, *REALLY* like the ability to walk freely about my hometown/the country/the world at-large without running the risk of encountering however many random, loser, cr0tch-dropping a$$ ***unwanted*** kids resulted from my egg cells being so savagely taken from me, then exploited by whatever nefarious sources seek to spite ya girl.
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...Better luck in the next lifetime, girls ✌️
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Best,
Daddi !i$@