Beware the sting of a killa b33... might be fatal to your ego 🐝
Name: J@m3s Fr3d3r!çk "Jim" Ek3çhükü
Birthdate: Deceased 💀
Location: The D(M)V Area via West Bumblef*ck, Ohio
Why they feelin' The Sting today:
Y'all may remember a flambéd h0e named St3v3n “St3v3” Ek3çhükü, Esq. as a dangerously unhinged p$yçh0p@th, s3xü@!!y vi0!3ñt lawyer, & former college football player from Ohio presumably still based in New York City.
Well, it has siblings, y'all, in the form of two remarkably delusional, severely mentally disordered so-called adults, one of whom is J@m3s Fr3d3r!çk "Jim" Ek3çhükü's dopey-looking self.
(Sidenote: Some wild 💩 comes outta the Midwest, *ESPECIALLY* in terms of its Black people... what the actual eff 😬)
Anyways. Months after being dumped, St3v3's crazy a$$ drove--completely unannounced--the XX-amount of hours from Akron, OH to the Nation’s Capital to “surprise” its ex with its psychotic presence 😱
Since St3v3's permanent exile from the DMV Area, it's managed to manipulate its "slow bus"-riding, entirely-too-eager-to-identify-as-a-complete-YT-person-despite-looking-Black-AF older brother Jim into running surveillance on ya girl by moving mere miles away from her current undisclosed location.
It’s disturbing enough that St3v3 displays chronic traumatic encephalopathy (CTE) symptoms while (somehow & presumably) still being alive.
But then it got the nerve to think its vi0!3ñt, severely personality disordered a$$ deserves the time & attention of a true Queen by continuing to engage in all these pr3d@t0ry behaviors nearly 20 years (!!!) after their breakup.
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Miss me with *ALL* of that!!! 🙅🏾♀️🚫
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A brief recap of St3v3's horrendous & ever-growing list of flagrant fouls & personal violations:
St3v3 once “fixed” its jeans by legit stapling the hem; lightly poking fun at it for making such a tragic sartorial mistake may (a.k.a. “did”) result in it reacting explosively, punching a fist-shaped hole in the wall where its date was standing when she made the comment
Terrifyingly, it will quickly gain composure & act like nothing unusual happened 😨 #yikes
St3v3 has non-existent personal hygiene & will wear used underwear again by flipping them inside out to extend the wear time. You a (*former*) athlete, dawg, *TF* is you doin'??? 🤮
It doesn’t wash its hands, so dirt collects under its long, jagged nails
It gives female s3x partners repeated, excruciatingly painful UTIs from its complete lack of hygienic practices, which it finds “funny”
And so on & so on…
Both St3v3 *and* Jim are stupid enough to admit that when their (allegedly) YT a$$ mama told them & their sister--three very Black-presenting, half-Nigerian siblings, y'all--that they were actually full YT people & to mark their race as such on a census form (!!!), their dumb a$$es did it... #LMAO 😂
Y'all's mama don’t look completely YT herself, a$$h0les. I literally thought she was a delusional AF light-skinned Black woman when meeting her frumpy rude a$$ in-person for the first time.
Maybe it's the layers of built-up filth making her look that way???
Don’t even get me started on the mom's natural “stale fried chicken wings mixed with garbage truck juice” odor 🤢
One last thing: The dad is 100% Nigerian, y’all 🇳🇬
#Respectfully, Nigerians got some of the nappiest hair on the planet; these n!gs really thought *still think* their undeniably Black-presenting a$$es are full YT people?! 🥴
I don’t know WTF's going on, but these moes' family needs to figure it out ASAP.
Here's a #NEWSFLASH for ya, Jim + St3v3:
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Y'all are just some repulsive, chocolate H0m3r S!mps0n-looking, nappiest hair (well, what’s left of it) on Earth-having, puckered a$$h0le-faced mega losers from the Midwest.
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This is no diss at all to my Midwestern hive members (✊🏾) but these brothers' f*cked up Ohio upbringing created some seriously tragic & delusional wannabe mulattoes, y'all.
Anyhoo, followers, this is the meat of the post:
St3v3 is still st@!king & h@r@$$!ng ya girl from NYC by having its brother J@m3s a.k.a. "Jim" from Akron-muthaf*cking-Ohio move all the way to the DMV Area--again, as Jim was previously manipulated into moving literally two blocks away from a bish just a few years ago--to run surveillance on ya girl on St3v3's behalf.
From St3v3's now-private (😌) Tw!tt3r/"X" account, it posted (*past tense*) & "Liked" increasingly disturbing content, whose escalation in tone (antagonistic) & subject matter (pandering for "Likes" & dialogue by discussing topics it knows literally *nothing* about--I'm talking basketball, technology, finance... it even had the nerve to be a B!tç0in bro, y'all #smh) I personally see as indicative of St3v3 heading into a potentially f@t@l episode of n@rc!ss!st!c rage 👹🔥
Look, y'all:
I'm just out here tryna prevent the next d0m3st!c t3rr0r!$t(s) from acting upon their already-f*cked up beliefs. It's mostly the YT ones that garner the most attention, but *best believe* there's some *MANY* POCs/Black/tragically delusional wannabe mulattoes who're all the way confused about their personal identities outchea ready to eff sh!t up even more than it already is.
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#StayWoke, my babies 👀
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