Beware the sting of a killa b33... might be fatal to your ego 🐝
Name: J0$3f M3ng3l3 a.k.a. "Grandpa" 🧬🩸
Birthdate: 3/16/1911
Location: Unknown/Worldwide ✈️✨🌍
Why they feelin' The Sting today:
As y’all may recall from earlier blog posts, when one (1) egg is fertilized by two (2) sperm it results in three (3) sets of chromosomes:
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One (1) from the mom & two (2) from the dad(s).
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As stated previously, three (3) sets of chromosomes are typically incompatible with life & embryos *do not* usually survive--without some serious medical intervention, that is.
A male ancestor of mine was a mad scientist of sorts, conducting all kinds of deeply unethical medical experiments on unwitting subjects--including his infinite number of relatives/descendants.
As a half-German, half-Black Indigenous Person of Color (#BIPOC), YT-presenting Black guy p!$$ed the *eff* off about American s!@v3ry, consumed with the idea of multiple births, *AND* obsessed with being kin to the ultimate “Black Queen,” it was this male ancestor’s goal to impregnate the world with his seed, so to speak 😬 #yikes
Deranged Male Ancestor (DMA) was able to get away with so much chaos & destruction for several reasons:
1. He looked like a complete YT dude depending on how he styled himself, & had wit & charm for dayssss
2. He came from a wealthy German agricultural family; his mixed-race African-American mom initially started out as the household help... but obviously there was *a lot* more to that role than just cooking & cleaning 👀
3. He was incredibly well-educated, spending time in boarding schools & institutes of higher learning around the world 🌎
...And many more.
DMA went on to earn two doctorates, in medicine & anthropology, though they were eventually revoked because of this guy’s participation in some of the worst w@r crimes/crimes against humanity of the century.
Naturally, one of DMA's (fake) BFFs was the one & only Hit!3r 😐
They shared a common goal of wanting to ki!! YT people en masse, even though they themselves looked YT as f*çk, y’all 🤯 #Don'tMakeNoSense
My male ancestor was extremely interested in conducting twin studies. As one of the concentration camp doctors, he made a point of separating young sets of twins or triplets from their doomed adult caretakers, for the purpose of unethically experimenting on the poor souls.
Of course, DMA was eventually found out; Interpol was involved & everything, y’all 🚨
DMA had more than enough money to fake his own d3@th, though, & continued (-es?) to live out his life in various locations around the world, easily “blending in” with the local population due to his unique phenotype & ability to quickly pick up different language(s)/slang terms 😳
Grandpa's over 100 years old at this point, but can flex his vocal chords such that he realistically sounds like a young dude straight out of SE DC, amongst other locales 😵💫
It’s some straight-up H@ññib@! L3çt3r-type stuff y’all, & I truly wish I were making it up.
Yet I--& so very many others--exist today as absolute proof it happened, though (for obvious reasons) it should *never in our lifetimes* (!!!) happen again...
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#ToBeContinued
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