Beware the sting of a killa b33... might be fatal to your ego 🐝
Name: M3lv!n (a.k.a. "M@rv!n;" "M@rt!n;" "M@lc0lm," etc.) L33 W@!dr0p, Jr.*
Birthdate: Deceased 💀
Location: Formerly of somewhere in the state of Georgia--though it *insisted* on inflicting itself upon the DMV Area 😒❌
Why they feelin' The Sting today:
Imma cut right to the chase, y'all:
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M@rv!n W@!dr0p--or whatever TF its name was--is a straight-up hermie, dawg 🤷🏾♀️
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It tried to present itself as a 'normal human male,' but ain't 💩 'normal' *OR* 'human' about this thing--& I'm not just talking about it being iñt3rs3x, either.
Because *nobody on the planet* knew what to do with its misshapen g3ñit@!i@--which made observers wonder aloud "How his 🍆 stay perched up on his b@ll$ like that?"--M@rt!n took to being the "community fl@$h3r," horrifically ëxp0$ing itself to young, unsuspecting females that it barged into women's restrooms to @$$@ü!t & publicly hümi!i@të by following its victims out of the bathroom *very* closely, such that outside observers might think the perp & victim were "h00king up" in the restroom 🤯🥀
In case y'all were keeping track, M@lc0lm is now the *THIRD* (1, 2) offender whose preferred location for @$$@ü!ting bishes is a public restroom 😵💫
Having to "go" in public is *already* a stressful-a$$ situation (literally... #LOL 😆), without having to worry about some d0üçh3b@g s3xü@! pr3d@t0r @$$@ü!ting you at your most vulnerable.
But someone like M@rv!n W@!d0üçh3, specifically, was *ENTIRELY* too quick to claim they were being "discriminated against" when their egregious, *CRIMINAL-LEVEL* s3xü@! behavior was reported directly to authorities 🤨❌
This is one of the many reasons why I'm a big proponent of gender-neutral restrooms; no hesitation or second-guessing at the door for *ANY* body, just the sweet release of whatever's in your bladder or bowel system 😉
Anyways. M@rt!n W@!d0üçh3 had me *ALL* the way effed up tryna pull that lil "public hümi!i@ti0n" bathroom stunt on me 😤
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The first step in expelling it *permanently* from my region of the country was stopping all bags for this ñ!99@ 💸
We worked for the same large company at the time, so guess who was *immediately* reported to HR??? 😇
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Step two: Render it homeless. With no job whatsoever, how was M@lc0lm supposed to make rent on its Crystal City, VA apartment that it told everyone & their mama was *actually* in DC proper (#HINT: It's wasn't 😒)???
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Step three: This ñ!99@ *for damn sure* needed a protective order issued against it. *NOBODY* wants to see your diseased, inflamed, oozing pü$ & whatever else iñt3rs3x g3ñit@!i@, dawg--much less by 'surprise @tt@çk' 🤮
Speaking of which: Is it your diet, ñ!99@?
...That caused you to act that way???
Because it's giving "grease," "lard," & "mucus-producing foods," h0e. #FixIt!!! 🍴🥗
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Step four: Once it's been made abundantly clear that the DMV Area wants *NADA* to do with this "🐶🍑🥷🏾," send it right back from whence it came--which in this case was the backwoods of good ol' Georgia.
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It actually remained there until present day, posted up at its tr!çk a$$ mama's house, just like the North American Hooded Rat that it truly was 🐀
The icing on the proverbial cake with this thing M@rv!n, y'all, was that it *really* thought it was G0d's gift to humanity--despite *EVERYTHING* indicating the exact opposite of that--solely based off the fact that it was tragically, *F@T@LLY* light-skinned with puke green eyes 🤢
Do y'all know how severely out-of-touch with reality you gotta be to think up--much less *ACT UPON*--all the f*çked up 💩 these next-level pr3d@t0rs engage in??? 🤕 #MindBoggling
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Seriously, I never knew my metaphorical 🍆 could reach such depths of flaccidity with these h0es 😤👎
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Regardless, the type work Daddi has is "Rated E: For Everyone," so conduct yourselves accordingly, s!üts 🖕
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#HBDwh0re 🥳
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*Oh G0d, there's two of them?! 😫🤦🏾♀️