Beware the sting of a killa b33... might be fatal to your ego ๐
Look here, y'all.ย
So *very* many of the offenders I've blogged about thus far have some of the most common, basic AF first & surnames on the planet.ย
In going around doing & saying the wild a$$ ๐ฉ they continuously do, these offenders are essentially ruining their incredibly common names for all the legions of MFs that exist with those *exact same* basic AF monikers ๐
For example:
How many D@hm3rs, Bรผndys, M@d0ffs, H!tl3rs, or--hell--even M3ng3l3s do you hear about in present day???
Afro-Latino American rapper J!m J0n3s did the literal *MILLIONS* of "J!m J0n3s'" out there a huge favor in giving those dudes someone/something positive to associate their given names with--even if it's only a scruffy-looking dude from Uptown Harlem, NY who still smells good, regardless โ๐พ
Anyways. Praise to the 'naming' G0ds--whoever they are--for apparently giving humankind a heads up with regards to *some* of these notorious, outstandingly awful, & incredibly-prone-to-creating-incidents-of-mass-destruction a$$ mega-losers listed below...
I literally *CANNOT* make this sh!t up, followers:
A n!99@ named 'F@rm3r' that fux animals
A n!99@ named 'R33ce' that smears peanut butter all over its junk... to also f*ck animals
...And its dog-faced wh0re of a "sister," that finds its little bother's (#typo, but it stays) s3xu@l perversions "funny" & "cute" AF ๐
A group of n!99@s named 'S3@ce' that don't understand the words "No... Stop... Don't do that"ย
A b!tch named 'Dรผng0' with a sh!tty attitude
A homeless, h0b0s3xu@l n!99@ named 'Str33t'
A pathologically delusional, possibly legally brain d3@d literal pain in the a$$ named 'P@yne'--actually, scratch that; its new h0e name is "Dirty Man B00bs" #IYKYK--that once compared ya girl's foster care experience with that of an "unwanted, stray dog" ๐ฅถ
A creepy a$$ stalker b!tch & self-proclaimed "exh!b!t!0n!st" (๐คฎ) named 'Cr@wl3y'
...And its lumpy potato-faced dingbat of an enabling a$$ "sister"ย
A tiny-faced, large-headed literal c0k3 wh0r3 named 'C0k3r'ย
Two dumba$$ siblings named 'W!s3m@n' + their flamingly h0m0s3xu@l relative named 'P@rk3r,' who likes to park its microscopic ๐ between some male ๐ ch33ks
A b!tch with the last name 'Am3n' who's literally a d3m0n!c w!tch d0ct0r h0e
A male d!ckh3@d that originally told me its name was 'J0hns0n' & a female d!ckh3@d named 'R!ch@rds0n'
A mega b!tch named 'D3bb!e' that's loose-lipped in every other area of its life *EXCEPT* with autobiographical information about itself ๐คธ๐ฝโโ๏ธโ๐ค
A p3d0 & alleged mens "H3@d Coach" named 'W00ds0n'
Two b!tches named 'Fl0rรผs'/'Fl0r3s' currently pushing up daisies cuz of *their* sh!tty attitudes
A DL cigarette emoji named 'R@ms3y' that likes to ram dudes & male children... in the ๐ (And who--sidenote--looks like they're physically transitioning from "male" (๐) to female, from that uncomfortable "stuffed" look it has in its clothes ๐คญ)ย
...And its manly-looking, alleged medical doctor of a "wife"/beard whose nickname is 'Sandy V.'--& who's *JUST* as irritating as a "sandy V," too ๐ซ๐ฆ
...And its lil boy toy of a boyfriend--who, as of late, appears to have had its guts *AND* teeth rearranged, judging from the large, horsey, unnaturally white-looking dentures that ol' boy has audible difficulty speaking through ๐ฌ๐
A d3m0n!c eunuch with a super-religious name & its creepy a$$ daddy's unsettling stare & gigantic bell pepper-shaped nose
A grossly incompetent, hideous racist h0e named 'R0ch3r,' a.k.a. 'Roach' ๐ชณ
A racist *Latina* h0e--with a religious name ๐--that runs a fraudulent lash business & overcharges its woeful customers for products that were later found to cost *less than 1/2* the price this delusional cow offers them for... that's in addition to the b!tch weirdly inviting said first- (and *LAST*) time customer to a "s3x party" as it was holding the customer hostage in its chair, doing her damn lashes ๐ฑ๐ธ
A thirsty AF (for female attention), casually next-level insulting, out-of-town cornball n!99@ named 'S@nd3rs' ๐
Yet *ANOTHER* pr3d@t0ry & s3xu@lly @bรผs!ve towards children cigarette emoji whose last name loosely translates--quite ironically--to "Good Friend" ๐๐๐
A b!tch named 'P3nny' whose only valuable a$$et is worth just as much--or even less ๐พ๐ฎ๐
A maximally v!0l3nt 'Uncle Tom' a$$ n!99@ named 'T!m' ๐๐ฅ๐
The decidedly DIS-loyal co-owners of a bookstore that actively discriminates against potential employees
At least two--seemingly un-related--sheisty d3m0n!c mouth-breathing/window-licking YT b!tches named 'Aรฑdr3ws'--who're about to have their cards drawn
A b!tch named 'Acqรผ@h' who's anything *BUT* refreshing--& its creepy gorilla-looking so-called p3d0-husband
A trashy, ashy, internationally stalker-ish, pregnant-with-my-illegitimate-seed a$$ culture vulture & cr@ck-addled washed-up fame wh0re who (for whatever pathetic reason) *WILL NOT* give up on its pop culture irrelevance--despite being closer to *50 years old* than not ๐ต๐ฟ
A s@d!st!c alleged dental b!tch whose h0e name is 'Dr. K3v0rk!@n' actually, 'Mr. Ballstrashian,' that loves to torment its Black female patients especially ๐ฑ๐ฆท
A dim-witted closeted "aggressive dyk3" trope & extreme risk to public health who's somehow related to the venerable B@y@rd Rรผst!n
A hideous batsh!t crazy wannabe Washingtonian who's *ANYTHING* but b3@u-tiful--& completely unfit to be anybody's boyfriend ๐คฎ
A full-grown, "special needs"--in that it *especially* needs to get off my *LAST* nerve--Gรผmby-looking MF with all the emotional maturity of a preteen girl named 'D3dm0n' ๐
A serial r@p!st & p3d0 named 'J0ck' that douses itself in gallons of cheap body spray like a funky 8th-grader
A pr3d@t0ry, mentally-challenged camel-faced h0e that proclaims to wax people's 'c@m3l t0es' for a living as an (*ALLEGED*) esthetician
...*AND* that b!tch's lethally insecure, female walrus-faced, dark-skinned Haitian-American so-called "boss"ย
A fl@sh3r named 'W@ldr0p' actually, 'W@l-d0รผch3,' that att@cks natural-born women in public restrooms by forcing them to view its tiny, Vienna sausage-like "๐" which--weirdly--sits atop some large, l@b!@-like so-called "๐ฅ"
A chatty Patty a$$ b!tch named 'McL30d' that's completely silent... now that it's buried six-feet underground โฐ๏ธ
A wh0re a$$, feral wildebeest of a so-called (*FORMER*) psychiatrist that further traumatizes its unfortunate patients
A struggling Z-minus list "actress" h0e with a flower name & a stank attitude ๐ฅ
*ANOTHER* flower name-having, stank attitude-possessing, mรผrd3r!ng a$$ b!tch & wannabe trendsetter with the last name 'J0n3s' who *NOBODY* wants to keep up with
A bunch of MFs named 'Chr!s,' 'Kr!s,' etc. that are *ANYTHING* but Chr!$t-like ๐ฟ (s/o to my baby Moe, though; Mommy luhs you, n!99@ ๐)
A talentless geriatric hoodrat whose chosen moniker should, more accurately, be "stink b!tch"
A man-stealin', entire-professional-basketball-team-f*ckin', extreme pr0st!tรผt!n' a$$ jezebel named 'J3ss!e L.'
A total space cadet & fug mug who closely resembles a strung-out, down on his luck, bastardized version of Big Bird, with an astrological name ๐
A creepy, s3x!st Indian MF with a Spanish-sounding surname who's about to get that ๐ *WHOOPED* like a piรฑata in federal supermax prison ๐ช #รndaleB!tch
A n!993r--with a *HARD* 'R'--named 'Uncle Ph!l' who's "anything butt" (๐คญ) avuncularย
An *ENTIRE* team of broke(n) weirdos working at a bank:
Led by a crazy b!tch named 'C@rp3nt3r' that thinks it's G0d's gift to the planet
"Supervised" by a loose-lipped dummy named 'Sh!pl3y' whose ship has definitely sailed
With a co-worker formerly named 'C@pp3tt0' that's a total blockheadย
Another dog-faced h3rm@phr0d!te co-worker with a unisex name that compared a life-saving medication one of its teammates takes with that which its alleged friend "gave to her dog" with alleged "positive results" ๐
And another racist, morbidly obese teammate that obviously loves to *EAT* tacos, but openly admitted on more than one occasion in a so-called professional work environment that it can't even *MAKE* tacos--despite announcing to whoever will listen to it that it's allegedly of Latin heritage ๐๐
...And a r@p3-apologizing lump-on-a-log doofus & alleged Gouge-er G0uch3r C0ll3g3 alum that'll just sit silently as its Black female co-worker is t3rr0r!z3d by the nearly all-female team they worked on ๐๐
Several goofy-acting, single brain cell-possessing, hard-to-look-at-directly 'm0mmy inf!รผ3nc3r' h0es & their morally-/ethically-/mentally-challenged hen-pecked hubbies, who're currently exploiting our severely delayed, neglected, & physically deformed-looking illegitimate children together for "Likes" & view counts ๐คฌ
#Respectfully, a s3xu@lly-confused Little Cr!tt3r-looking creep n!99@ named 'J@cks0n' that goes around trying to pass off what appears to be jheri-curled roadki!! on its scalp as quote-on-quote "real" hair ๐คข
A personality disordered emotional & social r3t@rd; hideous, caveman-faced hardcore alc0h0l!c; P!nk T@c0-munching closeted l3sb0; pathetic Tw!tter-fingers-runnin' keyboard warrior; disturbingly enthusiastic wannabe pr0st!tรผte; scared-sh!tless-of-being-held-accountable a$$ mega loser; l3th@!!y insecure & f@t@!!y delusional; #WATCHOUT-it-wants-to-get-pregnant (!!!) a$$; cryptic, not-so-vaguely thr3@t3ning message-posting literal "mother f*cker" (๐) & certified d0m3st!c t3rr0r!st named 'P0!nd3xt3r' 'H0e-!nd3xturd' ๐ฉ
A rapidly aging Bad B!tch b!tch who is bad whose sh!tty parenting skills (or lack thereof) can *NEVER* be deleted
An elderly "pick me" a$$ delayed beaver-looking h0e with crunchy, dry a$$ weave that got the nerve to be a holy roller, too ๐๐
A ridiculously overgrown, totally un-medicated cigarette emoji named 'P3@rs0n' that's shaped like a fermented pear, sonย
A lip gloss-wearing rat-faced misogynist n!993r named '0x' that's about to have its tail handed to it... by Deebo in Cell Block 6 ๐๐พ๐ฅ
An insufferably snobbish, bloated m0nk3y-looking *ALLEGED* Ivy League graduate who's only managed to work low-level retail jobs since--again, *ALLEGEDLY*--graduatingย
Probably *THE* most mediocre YT (sub-hu)man on Earth... out of a *literal planet* full of them MFsย
A delusional North African h0e/hairdresser that thinks it knows *ALL* about African-American culture--despite being colorist & hair texturist AFย
A porky moose-faced heifer with zero friends, that can't tell when it isn't wanted around ๐ ๐พโโ๏ธ๐ซ
A literal cock-eyed troll & yet *ANOTHER* mรผrd3r0รผs tw@t that obviously don't like ya girl... but managed to give birth to not one but *THREE* of my illegitimate gigantic watermelon-headed d3m0n sp@wn "kids" ๐ค
A highly *NOT* recommended Asian restaurant that serves its dishes with a heaping side of racism
Yet *ANOTHER* Asian-run establishment that's basically harboring a s3xu@l pr3d@t0rย
A literal g@ng of Irish (?) & Persian (sub-hu)*MEN* who--for some inane reason--want *ALL* the smoke in the world wit a (single, female) B!รผnt ๐ฌ
A full-grown "๐" of a so-called man that's literally afraid of house cats (#LOL)--but definitely *NOT* afraid of "grabbing 'em by the '๐,'" so to speak, in professional work environments ๐โ ๏ธ๐จ
A crusty, flat-bootied, no-lipped d3m0n!c colonizer that totally annihilated ya girl's personal reputation by unknowingly pitting her against the only other (older, hatin' AF ๐) Black lady at the place... which was a federal government work facility, no less
A sociology-obsessed, severely personality disordered female hotep that's apparently going for its doctorate in... something, but for the absolute *LIFE* of it, cannot. Read. An. Effing. ROOM.
An a!c0h0!ic d3@dbeat "cool mom" whose severe traction alopecia one could literally drive a tractor trailer through ๐ตโ๐ซ
Yet another a!c0h0!ic (sensing a theme, here? ๐ป) autistic a$$h0le & 'man who sl33ps with men' that will smoove ignore any female that *DOESN'T* match its preferred, self-hating phenotype of "as light-skinned, wavy-haired, & non-Black-looking as possible" to make a straight-up *beeline* to whichever hipster Black male captures its attention for the night ๐๐๐ #ExitTheCloset, dawg
Tw33dle D33 & Tw33dle Dรผmba$$, that wanna stage a weekend trip to N.Y.C.--only to dip out early after thoroughly trashing the hotel room, leaving ya girl with the aftermath/nasty glares from the hotel staff ๐คฌ
Not one but *TWO* (1, 2) locations of a popular Spanish retailer that racially discriminates against & profiles its Black female customers--to the point of triggering legit physical illness ๐ค
A father-daughter p0lt3rg3ist duo named 'Gr@nt' that won't grant anybody reprieve from their t3rr0r!z!ng behavior ๐น
An *ENTIRE* family (1, 1b; 2, 2b; 3, 3b; 4, 4b; 5, 5b; etc.) of inbred demented weirdos who're--YET AGAIN--straight-up t3rr0r!z!ng a bish ๐๐ #PleaseSTOP
A bevy of Blasian (1, 2)/Afro-Latina Blatina (1, 2)/Biracial baddies *b!tches who are bad* & sorority "sisters" (in name *ONLY*) who--once again--obviously do. Not. Like (๐ ๐พโโ๏ธ) ya girl, but wanna sit up & birth *MULTIPLE* hideous mutant d3m0n sp@wn "kids" of mine, despite refusing to acknowledge a bish at *any* type of social or alumni function ๐คจโ๏ธ๐ง #BattleOfTheBiracialBishes
A deranged doctor h0e formerly known as 'H@lรผs!c,' whose severe mental illness & extreme social handicaps have landed it--& its creepy male counterpart--firmly on d3@th r0w...
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....Right along with the rest of the above-mentioned socially-inept clowns ๐คกโ๏ธโ
And whoever feels "triggered" by anything I've written thus far, I really *DO NOT* GAF ๐๐ฅฑ๐ด
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I'm only speaking my honest-to-G0d #TRUTH & absolute #FACTS, my babies. .
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If any of y'all wanted to be remembered fondly, you shoulda acted better ๐คท๐พโโ๏ธ
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Carry Carrie on... ๐ธ๐พโจ