Beware the sting of a killa b33... might be fatal to your ego 🐝
Name: D3rr!ck (or 'D3r3k') "The D!ck" J0rd0n (or 'J0hns0n'... it won't correct people if they mispronounce or misspell its name 🙄)
Birthdate: Deceased 💀
Location: D(M)V by way of West Bumblef*ck (a.k.a. Virginia Beach), VA
Why they feelin' The Sting today:
Last time we checked in with Mr. J0hns0n, it was a country a$$ incel forcing itself--& its g0d-awful personality--upon the unsuspecting denizens of the DMV Area. This fool actually sat up & communicated with its whole tiny bird chest that it "knows everything" about the female psyche based off knowing all of 3--that's *THREE*--women its entire life: their mom + two sisters 😬
When trying to link up for a first meeting, D3rr!ck "The D!ck" J0rd@n/J0hns0n will call the other party about 10 minutes early, exasperated, saying the person "better not stand [it] up" or something to that effect.
Look here, negro:
You lucky AF somebody's even considering meeting up with your dumb a$$ at all. Talking all that trash just to have a sista show up & have to pay for BOTH their beverages cuz ol' boy whatever it identified as (*past tense*) wants to waste precious time arguing with the barista over its very, very detailed order... what the actual eff???
"The D!ck" is also known to start legit verbal fights with literal strangers over random things, like the concept of science, by saying sh!t like, "You really believe all this pandemic stuff?" while simultaneously taking offense to someone keeping their mask all the way ON around its crazy, most-likely-diseased-as-hell a$$ 😷
It will also have the audacity to suggest someone continue "dating" it--we went on a *SINGLE* mfn "date," if you can even call it that, y'all--because someone's biological clock is "running out" 😱
...That's despite the someone in question being several years (!!!) younger than it &--unbeknownst to their dumb a$$--having several dozen or more biological children of her own already 😒🧬
D3rr!ck/D3r3k J0rd@n/J0hns0n--whatever TF your name is or *was*--Imma need you to pack up everything you hauled to Greenbelt, MD & ship that sh!t right on back to Virginia Beach, VA bwoyyyy.
Cuz the DMV Area is DONE.
WITH.
YOUUUUUU.
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#HBDwh0re 🥳
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