Hispanic Heritage Month

Name: D3w3y/"D3ñ!$e" (👀) Ort!z, Jr. 

Birthdate: August 1957 (!!!)

Location: Reynoldsburg, OH

Why they feelin' The Sting today:

First off: Happy Hispanic Heritage Month, followers.

I won't hold y'all, though: As a real-life Afro-Latine individual, I've never *really* felt the love & acknowledgement from this particular side of one of the many cultures that make up my ethnic background 😒👎👎 

All the MFs I've aired out thus far & *THEN* some harbor a kind of deep-seated & pervasive self-hatred that especially afflicts darker-skinned Latinos.

Remarkably, that don't stop certain undeniably Black AF-looking MFs from trying to pass themselves off as being of Latino descent, despite *ALL* evidence to the contrary 😨

The self-hating wannabe mulatto I'm talkin' about *today* (🤦🏾‍♀️) is this Midwestern prehistoric cigarette emoji-a$$ ninja D3w3y/"D3ñ!$e" (👀) Ort!z, Jr., somebody who is literally pushing up on 70 years of age (!!!) but wants to dye its beard black (thus being able to pass itself off as a *much* younger dude... or so it thinks 😒) & try to "blend in" with all the other young Black professionals in the DMV Area.

This thing D3w3y will post up on *somebody's* dating apps, desperately searching for someone to "love" its Black a$$.

You (quite obviously, btw) don't even love *yourself,* h0e; why *TF* does your undercover tr@ññy a$$ think you're *ENTITLED* to some G0d-tier DMV Area k3wch!e?! 🤨 #ExplainItNowNegro 

Despite being from West Bumblef*ck, O-H-I-O (*AGAIN* with the Midwestern Black trash folks tryna migrate they b!tch a$$es to *MY* city 😤), this thing D3w3y will--with *zero* evidence to back its claims up--assert with its entire deflated man b00b chest that it is of "Puerto Rican descent," but when questioned by a *real-life Afro-Latina* about its ethnicity, will grow increasingly & visibly more agitated to the point that it actively starts plotting a bish's demise... 

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...In her very own hometown, y'all 🤯

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That's exactly what *NOT* TF to do, followers 🙅🏾‍♀️🚫

D3w3y's b!tch a$$ was eventually exposed as the complete fraud it *truly* is, thanks to this dumb-dumb's effusive bragging about having "got one over" on DC's public housing system by having its Maryland-based employer at the time sign off on some document claiming that D3w3y's pay rate was low enough for it to qualify for the city's public housing vouchers, which are typically reserved for only the most needy DC families & residents.

So this ñ!99@ D3w3y was literally living in Section 8 housing--*voluntarily*--just for the opportunity to say it had "a DC address," but steady hardcore-complaining about its neighbors, the vi0l3ñçe, the drügs, etc. 🤡

My main question is: 

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What *TF* did your country a$$ expect, h0e???

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Washington, District of Columbia is *NOT* wherever TF you from in MF-ing Ohio, b!tch! Like...??? 🤔

Naturally, this h0e 🍑🥷 D3w3y eventually found itself in DC lockup--where (#thankfully 🙏🏾) its a$$ was so thoroughly handed to it, that it actually started identifying as "D3ñ!$e" in the clink, y'all 🤭

I'm talkin' throwing that thang in a 360-degree circle--poppin' it in a 'K' formation, y'all--for some *true* thugs, "D3ñ!$e" 😂🍑

Followers: 

*DON'T* be like D3w3y/"D3ñ!$e" Ort!z, Jr., outchea engaged in all this next-level "🚬🌳" literally into its *SEVENTH DECADE* on Earth, my babies 🤢👎👎👎👎

I don't even know what else to say about all this, except:

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🚭 Stay thee entire *F* out of my city, dawg 🚭

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...Forevermore 🖕🤡🖕

*Public Service Announcement*

My end goal in exposing these type fraudulent h0es is to have people be like "Who???" whenever anybody dares to ask what happened to these basic-named MFs:

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Somebody: "What ever happened to 'J03l'?"

Me: "J03l who... there's lots of 'J03ls' out there."

Somebody: "I'm talkin' bout 'Dirty Man B00bs' J03l. Them thangs was out. Of. CONTROL."

Me: "Who??? Oh... 🖕 him."

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And that wouldn't be a command either, ladies... it's a promise 🙏🏾✨ 

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I'll end this post with a #FairWarning for those still thinking about trying a bish: 

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If I see *ANY* one of these MF-ers when I'm out & about in *MY* city, minding *MY* own business, I'm open-hand sl@pp!ng bishes on *SIGHT* 👀😤👋

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...With a lawsuit, cuz ain't nobody got time for that 😇

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Carry on, my babies ✌️

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