Happy Father's Day

People's minds are typically blown when they find there's a beautiful young Black female out there that prefers to be called "Daddi" 🤯

Daddi's even been accused of having "tr@ns3xu@l thoughts" for wanting to be addressed as such, to which Daddi responded, 

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"TF is a tr@ns3xu@l thought, n!99a?? Aren't tr@ns people thinking about the same things everyone else is: 

🍆 / 🐈, if that's their preference / 💰???"

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Regardless, Daddi self-identifies as a 🍆-loving female; but to clear up any lingering confusion, let's get into the list below.

This is why a PYT wanting to be known as "Daddi" makes perfect sense (and hella dollars 😎) to *ME*: 

• She's youthful & pretty, so of course she'd already be somebody's baby muva by now 🤰🏾

• The title "Daddy" gets wayyyy more (mostly undeserved 😒) respect outchea than the title "Mommy," so why wouldn't any single mom--much less a Black AF single mom--want to be known by the feminized form of "Daddy," seeing as how she's her kid(s)' mom AND their dad??

• Lil Junior's Black a$$ real daddy prolly ain't 💩 (let's be real, y'all; alotta these n!gs is straight-up #DOGS), but the kids need somebody to look up to, right? Enter: #DADDI, their positive FE-male figure, in lieu of whoever their actual sperm donor is 😇

• The only p3n!s this Daddi has is metaphorical in nature, meaning it lives in her thoughts. You might could even call Daddi a "D!ck H3@d" under certain--very rare--circumstances. Don't say it *too* enthusiastically, though, or Daddi will beat yo' 🍑 with the quickness 🤨

• Daddi's not your baby or your sweetheart, followers ❌ She's yo' Daddi, heaux, and you'll respect her as such 🖖🏾

• Though people are frequently entertained by Daddi's thoughts & actions, it is not necessarily Daddi's intent to be entertaining; Daddi just be speaking facts, y'all. That said, Daddi's a lot of things but she *for damn sure* ain't no 🤡

• Daddi *could* be considered a freak b!tch, in that she likes to smash her sons & daughters... upside the head with a sockful of common sense 💰

• Daddi's preferred pronouns are: Pay/Me 🤑

• As stated earlier, Daddi's personal preference is for long, girthy 🍆 attached to a RN; she don't eat red meat for health reasons, but Daddi sure likes to 🦴😉

• Daddi keeps a cool temper & is rarely, if ever, mad or angry. She's *eternally* disappointed in MFs, though #BelieveThat 🙄

• That said, don't come for Daddi & Daddi didn't send for you 😤👎

• Whereas these h0es are crusty & dusty, Daddi stays moisturized & Black ✊🏾 #RespectIt

• One of the things Daddi loves to hear most is that you got her $$$ 🥲

• Speaking of which: Daddi saves $$$, not 🐶s or 🐶🥷s

• Daddi's so Real that some people think a bish is made-up. That's a #1 way to p!ss Daddi TF off, is to imply a bish literally don't exist 😡

• If you 'bout that nonsense, please keep it over there 👉🏾👉🏾👉🏾 cuz Daddi don't wanna hear it. *You* can remain over there with *your* beliefs, whoever you are, & Daddi will be over here, making dollars *AND* sense, h0e #HowBoutDat

• Daddi's *NEVER* been a "Why her & not me?!" a$$ b!tch 👎👎

• Daddi *stay* sonning somebody, whether they male or female, young or old. That's partially why they call her "Daddi" in the first place: She be teaching folks the right vs. wrong things to say/do; she's full of random facts & useful knowledge; she karate-chop the kids in the throat when they get out of line to let them know just how effed up they got Daddi right there in that moment... you know, typical dad things 🤷🏾‍♀️

• Daddi can't have access to 🔥💪🏾s right now cuz Daddi's on probation* off some corny sh!t (...literally 😒). But best bee-lieve whoever Daddi roll wit stay ready 😏🐝

• My Real Ones feel me, but y'all hatin' a$$ heaux's hatred only makes Daddi funnier & cuter 🎀 #KnowThat

• An eff is sum'n Daddi *don't* give, especially about some bull-💩 👎👎👎👎

• Daddi had a rough upbringing & basically spent her childhood being an adult. So in her adulthood, Daddi feels free to be as childish as she wants. This means Daddi's not above getting into it with kids, adults, the elderly, unborn children, small to medium-sized pets, etc. Moral of the story: Don't f*ck with Daddi 😉

• Speaking of which, Daddi got a surplus of #werk to give out to folks--she's generous like that. If you need something or someone to do to keep from getting on Daddi's LAST nerve (she only got but so many, y'all), please make an appointment & Daddi will see if she can pencil you in ✏️

• The only type math you'll ever need to know around Daddi is that she's not the '☝️' or the '✌️' 🙅🏾‍♀️🚫

• ...And she doesn't make thr3@ts; just promises 🙏🏾✨ 

• #RealTalk: Daddi !i$@ don't even know what to advise these h0es, outside of tellin' em to really love themselves (because Daddi !i$@, herself, *DO NOT*) 💔

• Daddi's a lot of things, including a proud Afro-American female (✊🏾). But fact is: She's still ra-CES--plural (👍); not ra-CIST--d0üch3b@g (👎)

• Daddi's so elite at what she does, she don't even need to lift more than a finger to type with to really destroy these h0es 👩🏾‍💻✨

• ...She'll *STILL* get you & whoever else touched like a p3rv, though #PleaseBee-lieveThat 🤬

• These bishes wanna move funny... Daddi wants to move *hilariously* 👿🤡 #DASSIT

• Daddi never knew her metaphorical 🍆 could reach such depths of flaccidity with these h0es 😤👎

• Regardless, the type work Daddi has is "Rated E: For Everyone," so conduct yourselves accordingly, s!uts 🖕

• Daddi taught *YOU* h0es how to be childish & foolish--not the other way around 🤨🧠 #GetYourMindRight 

• Daddi's allergic to the following things:

  • Corniness

  • Stupid b!tches

  • 🚬🍑🥷🏾s *and* 🚬🍑🐶s; actually, Daddi's allergic to 🚬🌳 in general

  • Negroid behavior (i.e., Standing behind an overweight person on a sunny day for some shade 🤦🏾‍♀️)

  • Any kind of heinous @nüs behavior, generally speaking

  • Illiterate h00chies--not just talking about reading words either, y'all; several of these heauxs cannot. Read. A. ROOM 💣

  • Schemin' a$$ ignorant hoodrats (...like ya mama 😜)

And so on & so forth. 

One thing Daddi !i$@ will never in her LIFE have to worry about is being out of #werk; Daddi !i$@ *stay* with that #werk, OK followers?? 

I mean, *somebody* got to remind these h0es that they a lot of things, but they still ain't 💩; they don't have any friends; & how all their men want her 💅🏾 #BigDaddiEnergy

Anyways. These FP-a$$ mofos got a bish out here going full-Daddi on h0es with *NO* signs of stopping any time soon. 

#HappyFathersDay to me, !i$@ bee™, & the legions of Daddi A$$ Bishes across the nation doing the work of BOTH parents, ya dig 🗣👂🏾

And remember, y'all: 

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Any (hu-)man can be a father... it takes a Special B!tch to be Daddi 👑🏳️‍🌈

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P.S. Father's Day is the perfect time to remind y'all fellas to be *just* as careful as us ladies when it comes to impregnating these h0es... cuz they giving MAJOR crazy vibes outchea 😵‍💫

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*Daddi's probationary period is UP, my babies 🥳 Y'all already know what time it is... 😈