Beware the sting of a killa b33... might be fatal to your ego 🐝
Name: L@k3sh!a "Kiki" R!çh@rds0ñ Bürt0ñ a.k.a. Sir Crunchy Black the 15th's birth mom 🙄😒
Birthdate: Deceased 💀
Location: Formerly of Hermitage, TN
Why they feelin' The Sting today:
Miss Kiki had a bish all the way effed up by spreading a vicious, false rumor that her underage "friend" had "poor personal hygiene" a.k.a. "stank 🐈"
That alone is "stank 🐈" behavior, Kiki... I'm not following?
If being the type of person who spreads rumors like that about *a literal child* wasn't bad enough, Miss Kiki effed around & had her own (illegitimately conceived with my stolen egg cells) baby girl child, y'all.
...Then proceeded to give it the *exact same initials* as me & MY biological mom, #WTF???
How you 40+ years old & still moving through the world like this???
...Inquiring minds would really like to know, b!tçh!
Since we last caught up with this tragic wh0re Kiki, she's lost custody of her child Sir Crunchy Black the 15th, apparently to the child's crazy-eyed paternal auntie Sh0ññ!a.
Sh0ñ-Sh0ñ gets their very own shoutout on Kiki & her (former) husband C0r3y's indescribably disturbing wedding website, with Kiki herself saying Sh0ññ!a "gets on [her] nerves most of the time;" is "...funny when she's not getting on your nerves;" & has "offered to babysit for us for life, even though I'm not sure that I trust her like that yet."
#WOWZERS 😳
First off, why your compliments sound like straight-up insults??? Across the board, everyone this h0e Kiki tries to "big up" on her wedding website is thoroughly dragged through the mud.
There's so much more to unpack on that d3m0ñ!ç a$$ website, y'all. Namely that Kiki's marriage to her child's "purported" (👀) father C0r3y is firmly in the gutter--not that it ever wasn't in the first place. These n!gs really got married at a place located on Player's Club Circle in Memphis, TN, y'all... I can't make this 💩 up.
Like, you are not Di@m0nd from The Pl@y3r's Clüb, h0e??? Kiki repeatedly puts people in situations where they're explaining common sense to an allegedly grown a$$ woman sub-human being 👹🔥
These are real a$$ questions I'm bout to ask you, Kiki--or, rather, the spirit of you:
How *TF* did you make it so far in life being this delusional?
This psychotic??
This deranged???
Kiki won't be able to work & provide for her family ever again because:
1. There *is* no more family for Kiki to provide for &
2. Because *NOBODY* will touch this h0e with a 10-foot pole when she's out here recklessly running her mouth about some 🐈 that's not hers or her baby's; that Kiki could never in any lifetime hope to possess; & that would never--#NEVERRRRRRRRR!!!--in any lifetime or realm of reality swing itself her or her trashy, weird a$$ husband C0r3y's way to try & spice up their s3xless fart party of a marriage for a night 🙄🤢
Soon enough Kiki will find herself childless, single AF, & permanently committed to somebody's psych ward, prison cell, or some type of psych ward/prison cell combo cuz there's really *no reason at all* for somebody like this to be outchea continually causing a ruckus in so-called "normal" society ❌ #AbsoluteFax 📠
Anyways. Kiki, #HBDwh0re. Here's hoping you make it mentally intact to your next one 🥳
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UPDATE: She It didn't 🥀
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This b!tch Kiki effed around & kiki'd itself into an early grave tryna eff the *WRONG* way with Daddi...
...Don't be like Kiki, kids 🚭