#HBD: ARW

Name: Añg3l@ R3ñee Wh!t3

Birthdate: 5/11/1988

Location: Los Angeles, CA via the (D)MV

Why they feelin' The Sting today:

Angie is the third in our set of Irish quadruplets. Ever the entertainer, she entered the world in a burst of flatulence (#LMAO just kidding--we both ain’t got no sense; I’m sorry, y’all 😂), delivered a few weeks after me & nearly-identical Twin Sis by her surrogate mama Miss T0ñi*.

Miss T0ñi crazier than cat pi$$, y’all: 

She put herself in direct competition with Ang pretty much since the girl’s birth.

Angie can’t even have her own stage name without Miss T0ñi coming along & creating a similar, matching stage name so her & Ang are *forever* associated with one another 😕

That’s just the tip of the iceberg in terms of Miss T0ñi’s type of crazy; as such, Angie was raised primarily by one of our dads--her biological dad & 1/11 of my Bio Dads, if you’re following.

Er!ç (or 'E.') is a hustler most well-known for being a p!mp, though he’s definitely *not* above taking jobs like being a hospital orderly, school janitor, or whatever else to pay the bills.

E.'s got a 💩 ton of kids to support thanks to his mom Aunt Coññ!e exploiting his DNA starting around the age of 8. 

Dad's genes appear to be “neutral,” as literally all his kids look just like their gestational carrier mamas 😬

E. himself is fairly nondescript, for all the drama he finds himself in. He’s light-skinneded with green eyes & is usually wearing some kinda P0!0 shirt & jeans/khakis combo; he’d look right at home at somebody’s family reunion or barbecue function.

...Except the lifestyle E. leads is #ghettoAF, despite his put-together outward appearance. I mean, one of his baby mamas is Miss T0ñi, for eff’s sake 🤦🏾‍♀️ 

And one of his favorite daughter’s ultimate life goals growing up was to be the most legendary str!pp3r there ever was, despite how much potential the girl had outside of her ability to swing around a pole, drop it low, *AND* make it clap 😱

Needless to say, Angie got a lot going on genetically--it’s like she’s eternally at w@r with herself. 

I like to think her World War III-like bl00dline contributes to Angie's endearingly vi0!3ñt tendencies in real life. She be so angry & cute y’all, not to mention #funnyAF, ok??? 😋

Throughout the madness of our upbringing, Angie--much like our eldest sis through our Bio Mom, M!$ty--has been a sounding board, a guide, a helping hand... a real sister, y’know? 

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...And, always, a Down A$$ B!tch™ fa sho ✊🏾💜 

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*Just to clarify, y’all: I call Angie’s mom “Miss T0ñi” not out of respect or anything like that, but because she’s soooooo much older than me & Ang it looked funny when we were kids to address the b!tch by just her first name... that’s all 👍