#HBD: "añt!çhr!$t bro"

Name: B@xt3r W@yn3 Till3y-Gr33ñ(e) a.k.a. "añt!çhr!$t bro" 👹🔥

Birthdate: 4/30/1985

Location: Unknown 

Why they feelin’ The Sting today:

Growing up with my almost-exactly-three-years-older genetic twin brother* was an extended exercise in putting out fires—literally & figuratively 🔥 

He’d very calmly go around creating complete chaos wherever we went. Bro once slammed a kid’s head into some monkey bars simply for asking about bro’s unique “B” first name 🥶

On a field trip to a petting zoo, bro became so interested in a nest of baby birds that he snapped all their necks, just to see how people would react.

Even worse: In his sick, twisted version of reality, *I'M* bro's favorite relative, one he proudly goes around telling people he “loves to d3@th,” despite straight-up bullying me my entire life.

My family’s been forced to keep track of bro & his moves in the community just to avoid potentially running into his a$$... that’s how dangerously good he is at being bad.

Naturally, bro keeps it sticking & moving worldwide, particularly within the DMV Area. 

He’s incredibly, scary smart with no college degree & very difficult to apprehend, often going rogue & off-grid to evade capture.

Bro is not above pi$$ing, sh!tting, or forcing himself to 🤮 to generate enough slipperiness to where nobody wants to or is able to grab his trifling a$$—in the off-chance he *is* located somewhere publicly.

Not only that, but bro thinks of himself as a street pharmacist, too, so he got access to wild types + amounts of various drügs... 💊 

...Which he then goes around drüg-b0mbing random people into submission with 😱 

Bro's preferred phenotype is a woman with features & proportions so specific to mine, his victims & I are almost the exact same height & weight—and even work similar-type jobs 😬😓

When asked what’s the obsession with his little twin sister, bro will be so overly effusive in his praise it becomes offensive. 

He’ll go on for 15+ minutes about how great I am, while his actions otherwise indicate he’s trying to take ya girl out The Game permanently—again.*

So many years ago, when a deranged male ancestor presented bro with the opportunity to have a literal child with his beloved twin baby sister, bro jumped at the chance... 

...Despite being all of four- or five-years-old 😳

What I’m tryna say, y’all, is that I grew up co-parenting a ridiculously-close-in-age-to-us biological child with my slightly older twin brother, the añt!çhr!$t.

Ya'll might be wondering, “How do you know he’s ‘the’ añt!çhr!$t, L.?” 🤔

Well, it was confirmed in our high school religion class** when bro matter-of-factly proclaimed that, in his world, there exists no higher or more supreme being than himself 🤯😱👹 #yikes

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Bro is bad*** & he knows it, yet is unable or unwilling to see the error in his ways. 

He’s basically on a life mission to make everyone *ELSE* on the planet pay for his misplaced anger & tragic existence as the Pr!ñçe of D@rkn3ss—or a modern-day embodiment of that same-type energy 🥶

These h0es keep falling for bro's schtick, though, & I don’t know how many kids this ñ!g got by now. 

I used to try warning ‘em before it was too late... but the more details I gave on how bro *really* is, the more these h0es got ar0ü$ed &/or thought I was tryna ç0çkbl0çk or sum’n 🤦🏾‍♀️ 

As I’ve said multiple times in previous posts, followers: 

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We absolutely *CANNOT* save these h0es & h0e a$$ ñ!gs, y'all. 

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We can only truly save ourselves 🙏🏾🌅🕊

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*Bro & I are sesquizygous—or nearly-identical—twins, whose genetics & parentage differ only in terms of our separate birth moms/gestational carriers/surrogates, who themselves are not-so-distant cousins 🧬🩸 

This is to say bro & I are very, *VERY* closely bl00d-related but are almost exactly three years apart in age—bro ki!!ed the first iteration of '!i$@ bee' in infancy since (according to him) if bro had to be in a boy/girl twin sibling relationship, *HE* wanted to be the elder twin, not vice versa—and we look nothing alike in terms of our features, skin tone, etc. 

**Despite having a Black Jewish biological mom + 2 out of 11 Jewish dads in common, bro & I were both sent to C@th0!iç school (a.k.a. child jail) as an attempt to reform *bro's* evil a$$ ways... #sigh 🙄😒

*** Here's some #FreeGame bro told me regarding this matter: He never commits the same crime more than twice to avoid establishing a pattern with his behavior 👀🚨 This is to say: Girl X & I endured @tt@çks of a similar nature from bro, only I was "spared" (so to speak) in that I'm still able to verbalize what happened to me/us 🥀